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The 'Golden Generation' anyone?

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Outplayed.

Outclassed.
Out.

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Adman | 27 June 2010 - 3:52pm

England added nothing to the quality of this tournament

They deserve to go home. Well done Germany.

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Martin | 27 June 2010 - 3:53pm

Overweight

Steve McMahon on NBC in the US.

Germany made England look "overweight" - nicely put

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Andrew2 | 27 June 2010 - 4:00pm

Wrong Stevie Mac!

McManaman!

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sitheref2409 | 27 June 2010 - 4:18pm

Indeed

Ooops

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Andrew2 | 27 June 2010 - 4:19pm

Schoolboy error

.

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Formbyman | 27 June 2010 - 5:50pm

Confused

How did we go from smashing the mighty Slovenia 1-0 to struggling against an average Germany side in less than seven days?

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Tom | 27 June 2010 - 4:09pm

Because

they aren't average despite what the so called pundits were telling everyone before the game. Make no mistake this German team could dominate the next European CHampionships & World Cup.

England were an accident waiting to happen, Slovenia was an aberration.

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GunsOfBrixton | 27 June 2010 - 6:07pm

Donkeys

Spoilt,pampered,overrated and well beaten by an average German team.Never mind they have all had a nice little holiday in South Africa,a little golf,a few beers,picked up a nice gift for their Wives,Girlfriends and Mistresses,then home to be spoilt,pampered and overrated all over again.

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Pencilsqueezer | 27 June 2010 - 4:15pm

Terry Dactyl & The Dinosaurs.

Extinct. One nil to Darwin. Game over.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 27 June 2010 - 4:17pm

I am cross.

England were shit. Clueless. Lethargic and over confident. Keeping the ball is not enough. Waiting for the opposition midfielders to bring the ball to you so you can tackle is just idiotic. Not changing it at half time was naive. And bringing Heskey on when we're chasing a game is just bullheadedness on the part of the manager.

I'm out to the garden to drink Pimms.

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Leedsboy | 27 June 2010 - 4:32pm

Golden generation?

Golden shower more like.

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Red Umpire | 27 June 2010 - 4:53pm

I hope the pilot is better than Capello and England

because on this showing they couldn't find their way home if it was next door. Rubbish, from coach to team, top to bottom. Over 4 games, only David James and Ashley Cole can hold their heads up. The rest ought to give their wages back - or, better still, give them to charity because they don't deserve a penny. This was the worst England WC performance I can remember and possibly ever.

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Mark JF | 27 June 2010 - 4:53pm
skirky | 28 June 2010 - 8:18am

Well they *did*

The article was dated 9th June 2007 and stated the arrangement was for three years "up to" the 2010 World Cup.

It'd be interesting to discover whether this meant "up to and including..."

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nigelthebald | 28 June 2010 - 9:01am

It's current

All match fees still go to the Team England charity, which farms the money out to a variety of causes.

Bonuses aren't covered by the agreement, AFAIK.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 June 2010 - 9:05am

Wow!

Admirably fast clarification, Fraser.

Have an up.

EDIT: Bonuses?????

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nigelthebald | 28 June 2010 - 9:28am

Yep

Most national sides pay win bonuses. The Germans were apparently on £50,000 a man to beat England yesterday.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 June 2010 - 10:19am

It wasn't surprise

that their contracts allow for bonuses.

It was horror at the thought that they might accept them.

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nigelthebald | 28 June 2010 - 10:23am

The Mouldy Generation

From a pathetic group campaign, through a round of pompously arrogant pre-match posturing prior to taking on Germany, England’s “golden generation” have been inept and inadequate. Cosseted by their clubs, kept away from the fans, living in their massive homes, surrounded by their collection of Wags - sometimes their own, sometimes other players’ – counting their money, bullying the bottom half of a desperately uncompetitive domestic competition, too frightened to ply their trade overseas because they know they’d come unstuck, these are not men, they’re spoilt children.

Prior to the World Cup, you could buy shirts, posters, flags with their faces superimposed on the team of ’66. What a joke. They were professionals, grown men able to handle the greatest pressure that any England side has ever been under, the pressure of delivering a promise on home soil. Did they wilt, did they hell. They got on with the job. Nobby Stiles or Steven Gerrard? I know which one has the more talent, but I know which one I’d rather have in my team. And Nobby must be 70 now.

English football has created a raft of footballers who are fine when the sun is on their backs, when they’re surrounded by overseas talent in a Chelsea, Liverpool or United side, knocking seven bells out of Bolton, Wigan or Blackpool. But when it matters, when it gets hard, when the big games are won and lost, they can’t cut it. Sure, they talk a good game, “We’ve got a great bunch of lads, the spirit’s good”, but when they have to go out and deliver, you can’t find them. Did Wayne Rooney got to South Africa or has he been on holiday in the Wirral for the last month? And why were there no English teams in the last four of the Champions League this year? Because the Premier League has been found out.

It’s the home of Englishmen who’ve never had the guts to test themselves by playing overseas, and of foreigners, mostly on the way down, ready to take the inflated pay packets that the Premier League offers, a league where, at the top end, there are perhaps six taxing fixtures a year on the domestic scene.

Getting paid an annual salary in the millions seems to do something to the appetite. Every side England have played at this World Cup was much less rated individually – at least amongst the myopic pundits on this side of the channel – but each one wanted a result far, far more. Questions will be asked about playing 4-4-2, but Capello knows that asking Englishmen to do anything more complicated causes their brains to fry and they get even worse. And if your back four – estimated basic weekly salary around £400,000 between them incidentally – can’t play, really can’t play, certainly can't run, and are more interested in keeping their shorts clean than making a crunching tackle, what formation is going to work?

In the real analysis, we had a group of 23 players who were nowhere near as good as anybody thought they were – and that applies to the players more than anyone, players who have underachieved on a monumental scale for England for a decade now, yet think they’re the greatest footballers ever to walk the planet. Yes, they’ve had their bad luck, but so does every nation. The difference is that luck or not, England haven’t looked good enough to win anything in an age, no matter what those who write the headlines at The Sun and the Mirror and the Mail tell you. Because at tournaments, you need to be a professional, you need to focus, you need to compete, and you need to handle the pressure.

What you don’t need to be is John Terry, trying to instigate a revolution because the boss had the temerity to take the captaincy off you after you behaved appallingly earlier in the season. What you don’t need are “inside sources” complaining that they’re not allowed to have a drink, or that men who have the money to give them access to the greatest range of gadgets and gizmos complain they're are somehow still bored, that they’re pining for their wags.

What you certainly don’t need is footballers – the luckiest men in our society by the way – watching video messages from soldiers in Afghanistan and then talking about what they’re going to do at the World Cup to honour “our boys” in the same breath. Do you think those men on tours of duty, who don’t see their families for great stretches of time, who miss the birth of their children, who put themselves in mortal danger spend their time trying to undermine their commanding officer or complaining that life’s no fun? If I ever see another English footballer trying to ally himself to some proper heroes again... Those men and women handle pressure, life or death pressure, every day of their lives. Our footballers go weak at the knees as soon as an important game comes around. It’s pathetic really.

The golden generation – or the golden girls as this lot should be more properly referred to, no offence ladies - are just the vanguard though, for there are more and more generations to come. Plucked from schools, dropped into academies as kids, given equipment, never asked to do any proper work, never questioned, pampered and preened, they live the lives of the old French aristocracy. And we know what happened to them. Time for the revolution, time to get rid of the scourge of over funding of footballers, time for them all to get a dose of reality. Time also to learn the lessons of yet another abject failure rather than looking for excuses. Are you with me comrades?

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Molesworth | 27 June 2010 - 4:54pm

Singing the song of angry men?

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Gauntlet | 27 June 2010 - 5:02pm

Put the shivers up me...

Crossing codes for a moment, to get away from how dreadful England were, this miserable tune is being ridiculously proposed (by the rich arsehole artsy owner) as the new theme song for the Melbourne Rebels Super 15 expansion rugby team. Yes. I can see thirty thousand Melbournians rocking out to it.

Shorter season needed, by the way. The Kaiser was right.

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felton | 28 June 2010 - 12:14pm

Of course he was right

As one of the commentators covering the match for Spanish TV put it, England's game was "completely rustic stuff, prehistoric football".

And that commentator is an Englishman (Michael Robinson).

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Archie Valparaiso | 28 June 2010 - 12:41pm

I think you'll find..

that Michael Robinson was an Ireland player.

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Gramsci | 1 July 2010 - 8:47am

True

But, as Archie says, Michael Robinson is an Englishman - born and bred.

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Fraser Lewry | 1 July 2010 - 8:59am

He's as Irish as

Kevin Pietersen or Riki Flutey are English...

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Gramsci | 1 July 2010 - 4:49pm

I was going to say

'Three lions? Bloody donkeys more like.'

But really, what he said

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IanP | 27 June 2010 - 5:08pm

I'm with you Molesworth.

Can we ban ickle girlie gloves for the poor iddy widdy boys when the wevver is a ickle bit chilly willy, too?

Mollycoddled bunch of big girl's blouses, the lot of them.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 27 June 2010 - 5:25pm

Can we stop with using 'girl' as an insult?

Especially since I believe the Women's team does not too bad in international competition? They even manage to win the odd match, or so I'm told.

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Gauntlet | 27 June 2010 - 5:28pm

An arrow.

I'm a bit uncomfortable with it too, and I'm a blurk. It's not a million miles from something I hear every day: the use of "gay" as a way of describing anything that's a bit shit, which is universally used by the yoof. That's rightly decried as homophobic in schools, regardless of the actual intention, so I'm with Gauntlet on this one too.

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Bob | 27 June 2010 - 5:37pm

Crikey.

So gay not only means happy and carefree *and* homosexual, it now means 'a bit shit' as well? It's going to need its own page in the dictionary if this carries on. Plus, how do you differentiate when you're talking about something that is gay, but also 'a bit shit'? The Scissor Sisters, for example.

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Albert Edward | 27 June 2010 - 6:45pm

Scissor Sisters

Doesn't that mean gay girls? There's a big pile of worms and an empty can over here......

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Leedsboy | 28 June 2010 - 10:34pm

Scissor Sisters weren't 'a bit shit' at Glastonbury

but Gorillaz were.

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tiggerlion | 29 June 2010 - 7:21am

SOH failure alert.

Careful, you'll trigger the Daily Mail 'PC gone mad' detector.

I would have thought that the la-la speak was enough of a signal that the 'girlie' remark was meant flippantly. Would you have the phrase 'Big Girl's Blouse' banned and removed from the dictionaries of phrase as well?

Do I detect a grumpy intolerance brought on by the enthusiastic application of German goal-scoring finesse and the fact that the English football team's defence is about as effective as a line of sacks of spuds? Which is what it is, of course.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 28 June 2010 - 12:08pm

well...

...18 up-arrows say that a reasonable number of people disagree. And- speaking personally - I don't really care about the result in any case. The Germans were much, much better even to my layman's eye, and the England team look to be a bunch of cossetted muppets. I had no stake whatsoever in that result, so it wasn't a factor in the "girl" thing for me.

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Bob | 28 June 2010 - 12:50pm

well....well

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Vulpes Vulpes | 28 June 2010 - 5:50pm

At the risk of:

a) entering in a debate a little late and;

b) getting it wrong

but isn't big girls blouse referring to a blouse and not a girl? Therefore it isn't inherently sexist in the way that "they played like a bunch of girls" would be?

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Leedsboy | 28 June 2010 - 5:59pm

I was replying to Gauntlet's ludicrous riposte:

"Can we stop with using 'girl' as an insult?"

'We' can carry on with using whatever flippant remarks we like, especially when they're aimed at overpaid, mollycoddled little boys who wear gloves to play football if it's chilly, thank you very much.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 28 June 2010 - 6:05pm

I'm with Gauntlet on this

My grand-daughter's a girl, and I'd rather she didn't have to put up with a world where her gender's used as shorthand for 'not good/strong/brave enough'. Being a girl isn't something she - or any other girl - can do anything about, so to use 'girlie' as an insult is as "ludicrous" as insulting people for having red hair, or black skin, or for who they sleep with.

For the record, the Bean has much warmer hands than me - to the point where she can manage gloveless when I'm wearing two pairs - and is in many ways physically braver than I am, especially in the fields of enduring scary fairground rides and climbing tall trees.

She is, however, crap at football. But no worse than my friend James, for example.

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nigelthebald | 28 June 2010 - 6:56pm

I think your sentiments are laudable

and I share them for my daughter (who is, by the way, better than her twin brother at football). But the phrase big girls blouse, to me, conjures up the image of a big, flappy, blousy fabric thing which can only belong to a girl. Which does, in fairness, accurately reflect the back 4 and midfield of England yesterday.

I looked up the meaning and in truth, its not clear. However this sounds fairly reasonable:

It has been suggested that Hylda Baker invented the phrase in her stage act. If she didn’t, where big girl’s blouse came from is likely to remain a mystery. Coincidentally, Brian Edmondson e-mailed me to comment that his Liverpudlian father, who died in 1979, always said “he’s flapping like a big girl’s blouse”. This conjures up an image of ineffectualness that is plausible as a extended idea from which the current version could have derived.

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Leedsboy | 28 June 2010 - 7:13pm

Thank you, Lee

For some reason I'm far less bothered by the blouse thing, if at all.

I'm not sure why. Maybe because defining an accoutrement (whether gender-specific or not) as crap is less personalised.

Thanks too for reminding me about Hylda Baker...tempered considerably, mind, by memories of this (NSFAAAR - Not Suitable For Anyone At All Really):

And to think I told Paul Waring that I like cover versions...

EDIT (In the light of yours): The back four and midfield were, for me, more reminiscent of one of Morrissey's blouses - the grand-daughter favours more closely-fitted ones.

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nigelthebald | 28 June 2010 - 7:50pm

Morrrissey's blouses

I never, ever had the guts to go into Evans to buy myself a Morrissey blouse but I really wanted to.

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Leedsboy | 28 June 2010 - 9:15pm

Well, this one's for you -

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nigelthebald | 28 June 2010 - 9:28pm

Not ludicrous

Not to me. And 17 other people. Perhaps we're all ludicrous too.

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Rosbif | 28 June 2010 - 10:17pm

Not ludicrous.

Anonymous.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 29 June 2010 - 12:03pm

Anonymous?

Well, not all of us, Brer Fox.

I think we're going to have to agree to differ on this one.

:-) and a cold beer* for you, and no hard feelings.

*I may need gloves to carry it to your table...

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 12:17pm

*emerges from bunker, waving white flag*

Gentlemen, I seem to have started a fight, and I really didn't mean to. My throwaway remark was intended as a gentle nudge - imagine the comment delivered with a weary sigh, and a cheeky little smile and a wink, perhaps as I handed you a cold beer and kissed you on the forehead.

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Gauntlet | 29 June 2010 - 7:53am
nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 8:02am

Now...

I said I didn't mean to start, I didn't say I couldn't finish. *winks*

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Gauntlet | 29 June 2010 - 8:10am

You can wink at me

anytime, Gauntlet.

As explained elsewhere, I like winks...

EDIT: Wha-hey! Thanks again Fraser.

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 8:49am

¡No Pasarán!

Put that white flag down! I don't think you started a fight, and you made a good point reasonably. About 23+ people think so too.

:-)

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Bob | 29 June 2010 - 8:03am

Consider the smile and wink

returned with a grin. Can we share the cold beer?

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Vulpes Vulpes | 29 June 2010 - 12:04pm

How about one each?

some_text

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Gauntlet | 29 June 2010 - 4:48pm

Shouldn't that be a half for you?

(Coat.)

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Archie Valparaiso | 29 June 2010 - 5:08pm

'Living Dangerously'

An essay in delinquent behaviour, by A. Valparaiso.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 29 June 2010 - 5:11pm

Don't worry,

Arch and I have an understanding.

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Gauntlet | 29 June 2010 - 5:27pm

Splendid! It's a deal.

I'll get 'em in.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 29 June 2010 - 5:10pm

Really?

I mean, really? We can't use 'big girl's blouse' any more?

23 ups for a call to deprive the language of a harmless clothing-based analogy. Can we still use 'a large shirt, of a kind often but not exclusively worn by women?'

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Captain Underpants | 29 June 2010 - 8:04am

Captain,

I don't think anyone objected to the blouse.

I'm not so keen on "girlie", as explained above.

(And thanks, BTW, as you've just prompted me to learn how to do a hypertext link.)(Assuming it works...)

EDIT: Damn!

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 8:22am

Almost

You need more than just the "a" tages - you need the "href" bit, and the destination URL. See http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_links.asp (in the meantime, I've edited your link so it does what I presume you wanted).

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Fraser Lewry | 29 June 2010 - 8:24am

Blimey, that was quick

I was put off by the don't use href bit below.

But yes, that was what I meant. Fraser Lewry - net skills and mind-reading...

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 8:31am

Don't use href

That's only when posting video links from Google or YouTube, because we have some code that automatically turns page URLs from those sites into embedded videos on ours.

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Fraser Lewry | 29 June 2010 - 8:34am

Got it now

as you can see.

I'll stop showing off now...

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 8:45am

Excellent

733t webskills.

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Fraser Lewry | 29 June 2010 - 8:47am

Having just googled 733t,

may I just say (in case there's any doubt) that it would be very difficult to locate anyone owning a computer who is further from belonging to a web 'elite' than I*.

*(My membership of the Massive excepted, of course.)

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 9:58am

Oh aye, right.

Should have read it better. So I can still use 'big girl's blouse', then.

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Captain Underpants | 29 June 2010 - 8:42am

Be my guest.

Call me one, if you like.

:-)

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 8:47am

How about 'girlish'

is that acceptable?

(winky face)

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Captain Underpants | 29 June 2010 - 8:55am

How could you hear me laughing

over the net, Cappy?

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 9:04am

I'm in

your attic

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Captain Underpants | 29 June 2010 - 9:12am

I've lived here

two and a half years and haven't been up there yet, owing to the lack of a long enough ladder to do it safely.

I did wonder where all the food was going...

EDIT: And all the underpants for that matter.

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 9:27am

So

Where do you keep your old copies of Q and Mojo?

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Beany | 29 June 2010 - 9:40am

Don't have any, Beany.

I'm a one-mag kinda guy.

But I'm taking a break now to count the guitars...

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 9:45am

Chillax, I believe the expression might be.

Really; how could anything from this sentence be taken seriously?

"Can we ban ickle (insert epithet) gloves for the poor iddy widdy boys when the wevver is a ickle bit chilly willy, too?"

If we're (sic) going to quibble about the use of the term 'girlie' how come no one commented on my deliberate use of the term 'mollycoddled'?

;)

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Vulpes Vulpes | 29 June 2010 - 12:28pm

Hang on

am looking it up.

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Leedsboy | 29 June 2010 - 1:27pm

I think you are alright on mollycoddled

It seems to be something about gently boiling a prostitute. Or a Premier League footballer's Christmas party by any other name.

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Leedsboy | 29 June 2010 - 1:31pm

"Mollycoddled" =

excessively indulged.

They're Premiership footballers, so I don't think anyone reasonable could argue with that assessment, V V.

Had you called them "mollycoddles", though, I'd have been reaching for a loaded handbag. Once dawn arrived, of course.

;-)

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nigelthebald | 29 June 2010 - 2:23pm

Hell yes,

I'm Welsh...and even I'm ashamed.

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eddie g | 27 June 2010 - 5:26pm

Mouldy generation

Molesworth, I am absolutely in agreement with you. (BTW, my football daft son is about to go to Afghanistan again, & he is disgusted with them).

Total tripe, arrogant, complacent, overindulged.

Shite.

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jackthebiscuit | 27 June 2010 - 5:55pm

Eloquent,

passionate and rational. Very well put sir.

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GunsOfBrixton | 27 June 2010 - 6:10pm

Molesworth is the Man

just read the above post and it sums up everything that went wrong with this sorry campaign.
Looking forward to this World Cup I started reading Bobby Charlton's book on his England career - fascinating stuff about how Alf Ramsey moulded the 1966 WC winning team - he didnt pick the best players he picked the best players for the team! can you imagine that happening today???

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colrow26 | 27 June 2010 - 8:27pm

Hmmm

I'm not so sure. England being crap at World Cups is hardly a Premiership innovation. It's always been our default position.

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Fraser Lewry | 27 June 2010 - 10:55pm

Not strictly true

The World Cups of 1966 and 1990 weren't bad, and arguably 1970 and 1982 and 1986 were pretty passable, though admittedly we didn't get there in 74 and 78.

Since the Premiership started, we haven't had a single decent World Cup, and there have been five opportunities, one of which we failed to get to.

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Molesworth | 28 June 2010 - 7:09pm

I'm sure you could argue it both ways

But if 1982 was passable, so was this year. And if 2006 and 2002 weren't decent, then neither was 1970. Either way, we've never been a good World Cup side, 1966 aside.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 June 2010 - 7:22pm

Is this the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?

1982 was a different set up, with 2 group stages. England actually went home unbeaten having been infinitely better in the first round of qualifiers than this time around. 1982, IMO was a better effort than this year.

1970 - harder opposition than 2002 or 2006 I'd say, played that epic with Brazil which they only lost very narrowly to the team most say was the greatest ever. And had Banks not got food poisoning and missed the match, they'd have beaten West Germany and been in the semis. More ifs and buts there I grant you.

The thing that links 82, 02 and 06 for me was that England went out of all of them because we're often so busy trying not to lose, we forget to try and win.

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Molesworth | 28 June 2010 - 7:32pm

This year

Was certainly the worst. I blame the Premier League.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 June 2010 - 7:48pm

Why that's crazy!

If that were the case, other non-English Premiership players would have not only underperformed and failed to live up to their superstar billing, they'd have got up to all sorts of England-type stunts like leading dressing-room revolts, and even ended up being sent home...hang on a minute...

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Topical Tim | 28 June 2010 - 11:42pm

You Said A Mouthful There, Nigel

I'm not particularly interested in football, didn't watch much of the World Cup, and I stumbled on your post a month late - but I have to say this is a powerful analysis, and a terrific piece of writing. Definitely with you, comrade.

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ChuckTurner | 24 July 2010 - 4:24pm

I was at work...

giving directions to distended-stomached tourists.

Not much fun, but probably better than watching the match.

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Patrick Crowther | 27 June 2010 - 5:07pm

I'm just glad it's all over

we are not good enough and never were (see previous WC threads). Poor first 11, three subs used J Cole, Heskey, W Phillips, enough said. Now we are losing the bloody cricket. Fuckity, fuckity, fuck!

P.S. well done Germany, Ouzil made Rooney look like the player he really is and before the Rooney apologists start name me one BIG game, just one where Rooney has excelled.

P.P.S same goes for Super Frank by the way

P.P.S Bresnan has just won the cricket for us, he has balls unlike, oh I can't be bothered.

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Dave Amitri | 27 June 2010 - 5:18pm

Can I add my thanks

to my congratulations to Germany. Thanks because you have ensured the humiliation of facing Argentina has been avoided. What would they have done to us?

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Dave Amitri | 27 June 2010 - 7:16pm

I think you mean

Mexico. You read it here first.

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Leedsboy | 27 June 2010 - 7:51pm

Or

Argentina

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Fraser Lewry | 27 June 2010 - 8:28pm

The evidence suggests

you are right. Whats the opposite of pundit? Is it a Davids? In which case, call me Edgar.

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Leedsboy | 27 June 2010 - 9:03pm

Quite simple really

When they asked the German fans who will win, and why - they said "Germany, because we have the better team".

When they asked England fans the same question, they said "England, because we have the better players".

Find a system that works, and choose the players who play those specific roles the best. If it means leaving a 'Star of English Football' out, that's the way it has to be.

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Reno Dakota | 27 June 2010 - 5:17pm

Agreed

If England had two world class keepers I half expect us to play one at right back just to fit him in the team. Next manager must start with Lampard OR Gerrard.

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Dave Amitri | 27 June 2010 - 5:20pm

How about neither?

Like the criminally overrated Bryan Robson they're both essentially very decent club players.

They profit from what's aorund them ( or in Gerrard's car have managed to transcend it. Sometimes.)

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spt | 27 June 2010 - 6:28pm

And of course

Rooney was going to 'light up this World Cup'.

Actually, he pretty much stank it out. But he wasn't alone. Maybe this will now nail the absurd myth that England is nothing without him, seeing as we were absolutely dick all with him.

But, as others have said, once the Sky hype and and the hoppla kicks back in as the new season starts, all this will be forgotten - unless of course any hubris is met by us with the collective response:

"Bloemfontein. Remember."

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illuminatus | 27 June 2010 - 10:20pm

Yep

All Rooney's fault. Plus ca change.

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Black Type | 27 June 2010 - 10:36pm

I didn't really say that

but perhaps it will stop the press proclaiming him as England's saviour who will carry the country to victory alone when, in reality, what he is when fully fit is a useful part of a sometimes decent England side. As ever the lack of consistency kills us: you never know which England will turn up.

I really don't know why Rooney was started this tournament though, when he was clearly not on the pace. Then again, I think we all shook our heads at a few selection decisions even from the point of selecting the final 23. If I were Adam Johnson, for example, I'd be scratching my head a bit.

I still think Capello should stay on, though.

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illuminatus | 27 June 2010 - 11:09pm

Good point Reno..

actually, back in the 70s, the Germans themselves had the problem of having 2 midfiels generals, both of whom couldn't be played. Usual solution: Overath played, Netzer stayed on the bench. Reason was that star player Beckenbauer preferred the former and lobbied for him.

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Declan | 4 July 2010 - 4:47pm

Too much talk about 'playing for the shirt',

'passion' and 'pride'. Not enough talk about 'passing the ball', technique' and 'scoring a goal.'

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Mr Fade | 27 June 2010 - 5:36pm

It's nothing to do with the system

There are not the players there from 1-11 to do it plus no-one has given the Germans, or indeed any of the other teams you played, enough credit.
I heard: a) 'We should win this because individually we are better than them' and b) 'This is a mediocre German side'.
So starting with the latter - that's an object lesson in modern pass and move, interchanging football from a mediocre German side than can play in a variety of styles.
(BTW Lawro's bleating about the German keeper being all over the place in the second half was embarrassing.)
And, on the former, you are not individually better any more - it's clap trap perpetuated by everyone involved in top flight English football.
If you are better, can you name one England player who looked as technically gifted as either Ozil or Schweinsteiger, the latter of whom, despite not being 100% fit, bossed that game today.
Ozil, Schweini and Lahm must be on similar money to many of the English players (just as the Argentinians and Brazilians are) and it doesn't dull their appetite.
So it has to be down to technical ability.

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PaddyH | 27 June 2010 - 5:48pm

Schweinsteiger...

... (who isn't as technically gifted as either Gerrard or Lampard) ran the show today - and he's been a revelation in Ballack's absence.

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Formbyman | 27 June 2010 - 6:03pm

He's the dog's Ballack

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Norwegian Blue | 27 June 2010 - 6:07pm

Schweinsteiger

Certainly looked more technically gifted than anyone else on display today and he can play across the midfield and up front. It's that level of technical flexibility that England doesn't have.
Terry also appears to be one of those players where the legs go in the blink of an eye as opposed to a long, gradual disintegration.

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PaddyH | 27 June 2010 - 6:10pm

Schweinsteiger

played fantastically well today as did the whole German midfield. The so-called world superstars in the England team did not perform at any level throughout the tournament.

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GunsOfBrixton | 27 June 2010 - 6:14pm

It is interesting

how members of the German team grow into the shirt, while the English seem to be diminished by it.

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BigJimBob | 27 June 2010 - 6:19pm

The shame

*snaps vuvuzela over knee*

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Five-Centres | 27 June 2010 - 6:27pm

Not entirely disastrous, then

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nigelthebald | 27 June 2010 - 10:58pm

In the short term -

- assuming England still intend to contest the European qualifiers, then a few selected suggestions (from a Scotsman who takes no pleasure in the kind of performances that England have given in this World Cup)

- Joe Hart - you are number one for the European Championships. Whether or not the rest of the team gets told only an hour before kick off, you are guaranteed to start unless injured.

- Ashley. You are a very good left back, one of the best around. But you won't learn anything new at Chelsea, and you need to become an even cleverer player once your pace starts to go. Also, the UK press are going to be all over you when the divorce starts. Move overseas. Take up the offer to go to Madrid or to Italy, and improve.

Joe, you've been let go by Chelsea, and there's a suggestion that Machester or Liverpool are too far away from London for you. Do yourself a favour. You might like it. Or, better, you could go overseas too.

James - why go to Manchester City? You'll not start 50% of the games, probably. A year or two in Serie A, if they'll take you, might be just the job.

Aaron. Put down your razor, stop shaving silly patterns in your hair and eyebrows, and learn how to cross. Remember that David bloke who hung around the squad in SA? Get him to give you a few lessons.

Emile - thanks for all the memories. There's the 5-1 in Munich, and...well, thanks for all the memories.

Owen. Get well soon.

Wayne. Take all of the summer off. Play with your son. Enjoy your family. Don't read any papers. Try and remember what it was like to enjoy your football.

John - good defender as you undoubtedly are, on occasion, you bring too much baggage with you. Drop the 'I am the real leader' schick, or if you can't, then cheerio.

FA - sell Wembley as a concert venue. And if you are going to appoint a foreign coach, then no matter what their credentials, make sure they can speak fluent (not pidgin) English.

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Pilleus Jr | 27 June 2010 - 7:25pm

Rich arseholes...

Employed by the banks - the banks and Rupert Murdoch run UK footie.

Their margin is much much smaller on the performance of the national team.

Why would you expect the players or their employers to give a flying f*** what any of you think about this?

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FakeGeordie | 27 June 2010 - 8:31pm

but what if

Lampard's "goal" - which was very clearly over the line - had been given?

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Sheev | 27 June 2010 - 8:51pm

We would have lost

4-2

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Dave Amitri | 27 June 2010 - 9:03pm

perhaps

but football matches are about momentum - rather than logic - and at that point England were in the ascendancy. Lampard's excellent free kick shortly after which hit the bar for example. At 2-2, England might just have seized the initiative and the outcome might - just might - have been different.

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Sheev | 27 June 2010 - 9:30pm

Bloody hell, Sheev

Are you my unknown twin?
(See below).

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Black Type | 27 June 2010 - 9:37pm

Sorry Sheev

I am in a belligerent mood born from sheer frustration. I am just hoping that the management, FA and press don't hide behind that "goal" as an excuse for 4 games when we barely rose above average. Supporting England in any sport, mostly cricket and football, is one of my most treasured past times and I am just so disappointed that this group of players are consistently backed just to fail because of Ronaldo, McClaren, Franks's disallowed goal or any other excuse. We need a Fletcher / Hussain axis to rid us of the soft centre and build a team worthy of the name. I didn't mean to belittle your comment, sorry.

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Dave Amitri | 27 June 2010 - 10:00pm

no offence taken DA

- and I didn't mean to suggest that England's performance - particularly the defending, but all of it really - was anything other than dire or that the Germans didn't deserve to win. They did.

They totally outplayed us on the day - using the revolutionary tactic of passing to each other and moving into space to receive and give a return ball. Something that seemed beyond the scope of our golden generation. Merson on a Sky preview said England play "Subbuteo football" meaning they are too static and too often unable to find fluidity and movement. I think that's true.

However, we've all seen games whose course and character have been changed by a single moment - and yesterday may have been a case in point. This England team seem to play either in a state of collective depression or euphoria - and an equaliser at a crucial time may just have kick-started them into palying with the pace and dynamism with which they can but rarely achieve.

Interesting comparison with the cricket. I don't think there are too many harder taskmasters than Capello and - of course - the role of the captain in cricket is very different and has much greater impact on the actual game than in football.

I think one can analyse the causes for England's continuing failure - if that it be - ad infinitum. Management, players, tactics, foreigners, Murdoch, history, expectation, length of season, injuries etc etc.

The reality is England are where they are which is roughly right - quite good but not that good at football.

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Sheev | 28 June 2010 - 8:30am

I agree

and that at 2-2, the second half would half been a much tighter affair.

Although we may still have lost the game, we wouldn't have conceded the 2 second half goals in the same manner, because we wouldn't have been chasing the game so much

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latenitetellyvision | 28 June 2010 - 8:55am

Lampards "goal"

I fear that the new season will start, & the TV will start acting in a bullish way, Prermier leaugue is the best in the world, Blah Blah Blah.

"If Franks goal had stood, we would have took them apart in the second half" - Cloud cuckoo land - we were lucky they didnt score more.

They were better than us. Fitter, faster, technically a world ahead (Did any England player show a good first touch ??

We were deservedly put to the sword by a good german team.

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jackthebiscuit | 28 June 2010 - 10:16am

If we'd had...

...video technology to review decisions in this World Cup, it would have shown that Jermain Defoe was pulling the shirt of the challenging defender when he scored against Slovenia.

If you chalk off that goal, Slovenia qualify, and England go home four days earlier.

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Inky Fingers | 28 June 2010 - 4:38pm

Video

I'm not sure anyone is calling for video technology to be used to review every possible transgression. It's more ideal for open & shut "did the ball cross the line?" affairs, when the referee can be notified instantly of the ball's position. But I'm personally not sure if it's worth it - it seems an enormous amount of expense to go to to overturn a few decisions per year - but then there's a lot at stake.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 June 2010 - 4:50pm

Expense?

I can't actually see any expense at all. Giving the fourth official a feed of the stadium's video wouldn't cost much at all, and can't you see the corporations hammering on Sepp's door for the chance to sponsor it?

"Although the United players mobbed the referee to appeal, it was soon revealed by the Crosse and Blackwell Chow Chow Mustard and Pickle Relish Ultra-Res VidDecida system that, in actual fact...."

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Archie Valparaiso | 28 June 2010 - 5:11pm

Sure

But I'm thinking about solutions that provide an instant, real-time decision, not one you have to wait for - like the German GLT system or Hawkeye, where the referee gets a signal when the ball crosses the line. It would need to be tested, but I suspect a referral system using human judgement would cause as many problems as it solves.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 June 2010 - 6:16pm

Some people...

...are calling for a video review of offside decisions like the one for Argentina's first goal against Mexico. If you're going to review that, why not other offences? Where do you stop?

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Inky Fingers | 28 June 2010 - 6:14pm

I wouldn't review that

I'd only rely on technology where you can make a certain decision 100% of the time. We're not at that point with offside decisions.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 June 2010 - 6:33pm

It's simple

The replays come up in seconds on the TV. An official watches a feed as suggested and interrupts the play only if an obvious error has been made.

For England, they play would have continued for less than half a minute before it was clear the ball crossed the line. In fact, an official watching the feed would have seen in real time that the ball had crossed the line even without a replay.

For Mexico, the play had stopped anyway - which is the case more often than not. They had not even kicked off when the big screen showed the replay at the ground, clearly demonstrating it was offside. Offside is easy because a goal or a freekick is given, stopping play in any case.

For penalties, more contentious but still doable. The whistle will have blown in any case. I'd say if the referee doesn't suspect a penalty, then play on. This would change the dynamic in the penalty area and the referee's inclination to blow the whistle but would be well worth it.

I'm rugby league through and through - a much faster, full-on game. The video referee decisions are not too intrusive and are often very entertaining. Football is a much slower game with lots of stops and starts. It's arrogant stupidity that keeps football in the middle ages these days, given the speed of replay and number of cameras. All that money, all that glory at stake and they can't do something as simple as this for when it really counts.

Sure, they couldn't do it for a Sunday pub league but there they often only have one official and no linesmen (sorry, referee's assistants). To pretend Sunday leagues are treated exactly the same as the world cup is a joke.

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tiggerlion | 28 June 2010 - 9:11pm

I've joined this thread late

but this reminded me of something that's been nagging at me for a while (not the GLW, wahey!).

Wasn't the offside rule changed a while back to give the benefit of the doubt to the attacker, or did I dream that? It certainly seems to me that decisions on offside are still made (or at least intended to be made) exactly as they always have been - i.e. you're either offside or not.

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DougieJ | 2 July 2010 - 10:25pm

Let's face it...

... the offside rule is unofficiateable as things stand. Hey! I just invented a word! But seriously, you have a midfielder just inside his own half punting the ball upfield to a team mate 35 or 40 yards away and the linesman is supposed to be looking at the midfielder at the moment the ball is kicked and at his team mate?

Scrap the offside rule altogether. Every team is subject to the same rules so what the heck? If the coach decides to camp his centre forward in the opposition's penalty area, so what? It's a gamble that may or not pay off. Every coach has the choice. Or do what they did in Scotland many years ago: extend the 18 yard line of the penalty area (the one with the 'D') to the touchlines and a player can only be offside on the goal side of that line. Now at least the linesman has a line of reference making it easier to see if a player is offside or not.

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Billybob Dylan | 28 June 2010 - 7:11pm

In hockey...

...they did something similar in the 1980s, when they introduced a 25-yard line, and attackers could only be offside when they were nearer the goal than that. In the 1990s they went the whole hog and abolished offside altogether.

What puzzles me about the offside law in football is that you have to have two defenders, one of whom might or might not be the goalkeeper, between you and the goal-line to be onside. Why not just one outfield player? If the goalkeeper has marooned himself off his line, why should the attacking side suffer?

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Inky Fingers | 28 June 2010 - 9:07pm

Hockey

Hockey - my sport - has now also introduced a video referral system at the highest levels, where the necessary technology is available (i.e. major international tournaments, the European Hockey League).

Here is a simplified version of the current FIH regulations for video referral:

In addition to the match umpires, teams can also refer to the video umpire. This variation to the Tournament Regulations has already been tested during the Hero Honda FIH World Cup and will also apply to both Champions Trophies and the BDO FIH World Cup Women later this year.

Each team is allowed one team referral during any match (i.e. including any extra time periods and penalty stroke competitions). Team referrals are restricted to decisions within the 23 meter areas relating to the award (or non-award) of goals, penalty strokes and penalty corners. Any team player, on the pitch at the time of the incident, can request a Team Referral.

In the event that a Team Referral is upheld, the referring team will retain its right of referral. The award of personal penalty cards may not be the subject of a Team Referral.

The FIH has used the extremely successful video umpire system at all of its main tournaments, including the Olympic Games, since the Champions Trophy in 2006.

From my experience - I've been a technical official in the European Hockey League, where a variation on these rules has been in operation - a carefully thought through video referral system can be made to work well in a dynamic sport like hockey, so I can see no reason why it wouldn't work in football.

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Red Umpire | 28 June 2010 - 9:32pm

What he said

makes sense. What FIFA says? Doesn't.

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Leedsboy | 28 June 2010 - 9:35pm

Offside!

I think the linesmen do a good job most of the time. Amazing how much they DO get right. But it can be improved. And easily, using a system already tested. A man in the stands has a button. Every time the ball is passed forwards, he pushes the button as foot and ball make contact. This makes a little buzzer go off. The said buzzer is taped to the linesman's back. All the said linesperson has to do is keep level with the (second to..) last defender and keep an eye on the attacker all the time, and wait for the buzz. Easy. I think it was trialed very successfully in Germany and rejected by FIFA because Sepp Blatter's soused herrings had been substandard that morning.

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Lenny Law | 28 June 2010 - 10:08pm

Possibly not

Call me deluded, stupid, whatever, but if the second half had started 2-2 there would have been a different dynamic; England wouldn't have been chasing the game so desperately, leaving the scope for the counter-attacks (yes I know, the defence was shite in the first half too). Germany might still have won easily, they were clearly the better side, but the equaliser might, just might,have affected their confidence/boosted England's, the coaching decisions might have changed, etc. etc. Who knows? Football defies logic all the time.

Anyone got any other straws for me to clutch?

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Black Type | 27 June 2010 - 9:34pm

England had two chances

...and scored from both of them - in a two minute spell.
Germany must have had eight or nine and took four - in a 75 minute spell.
And, I think, that even before the third goal Germany were confident of picking England off because England could only play one way.
Germany pinpointed England's weakness down the middle of defence and midfield and exploited it. Did they take one of those short kick-outs that have been de rigeur at this tournament? No everything went down the middle to expose the Barry/ Terry/ Upson axis.
They were everything England haven't been in the four games of this tournament - fluid, comfortable on the ball, organised and decisive.
It gives me no pleasure to say it, but I reiterate that going even one step further today would have papered over the cracks of everything that is wrong in the tactically and technically un-evolved world of Premiership football.

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PaddyH | 27 June 2010 - 11:20pm

I've just watched the highlights...

not the best from England. Not the best.

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Patrick Crowther | 27 June 2010 - 8:53pm

Reasons to be Fearful

England haven`t had a decent goalkeeper since Peter Shilton
The only world class defender around is Ashley Cole and he´s not much of a defender.
Gerrard and Lampard on their day are fantastic but they cant play together.´
Wayne Rooney does not cut it at international level
The English FA dont know what theyre doing and unless the appoint a fearless, forceful manager with long term vision and give him much more than two years, they will continue to bollox things up
The English press will continue to build up the team and then cut them down and set out to sabotage them at every turn. It´s in their nature, like the scorpion crossing the river.

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On The Fence | 27 June 2010 - 8:56pm

told you so

for possibly the first time in my life I got a footie prediction right - in an earlier thread I predicted last 16 for England, just because when you look at the squad there is so clearly a paucity of talent and lack of strength in depth. There literally is not one player in that squad who can create things and do the unexpected from midfield, and the quality of strikers is embarrassing.

I don't buy the notion that it is a lack of effort, or that somehow they have had their will and passion sapped by their ridiculous wages and privileges - nor, even, that it is a result of the nature of the Premier league. There are any number of players at this world cup earning huge wages, and even some of them who play in the Premier league - but they seem capable of playing. Just look at Tevez and co at the game tonight. Ultimately it is simply down to a lack of talent, and that can only be because of the way the game is coached and developed in this country from childhood.

PS - Maybe Sven wasn't so bad after all - quarter finals in all his championships looks suspiciously like over-achievement for this country...

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blueboy | 27 June 2010 - 10:02pm

If you were on a £5m contract

would you not like to be paid off and spend the rest of your years tanning yourself in the Italian sun. The English FA know, well, sweet FA.

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Beany | 27 June 2010 - 10:09pm

"arry

What's odds will you give me that Harry Redknapp will be England manager before July is out?

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Martin Simmonds | 27 June 2010 - 10:14pm

Millions to one..

Harry's a crook with a sword of Damocles hanging above him. The FA know this. Much as he's an astute manager, he wouldn't be let anywhere near the England job.

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Lenny Law | 27 June 2010 - 10:24pm

Welcome back Lenny

thought we'd lost you there. Right as always Harry would be an accident waiting to happen. It'll be our Roy Hodgson next, installed before July's out.

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Dave Amitri | 27 June 2010 - 10:45pm

Been on holiday and missed everyone lots.

Very patchy wi-fi coverage where I was so I gave up with the lappie and read books instead.

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Lenny Law | 28 June 2010 - 11:57am

So where's our postcard, Len?

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nigelthebald | 28 June 2010 - 1:54pm

I sent one..

To Everyone
Word Towers
Islington
UK

Hasn't it got there yet?

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Lenny Law | 28 June 2010 - 4:02pm

I feel for you

but when I was watching the game I started to believe that the english players had forgotten that they were wearing the red jerseys today...because every pass ended up at the feet of a guy wearing a white one...
Compare that to the germans who seemed to have a psychic connection every time they passed the ball to a space where a team mate suddenly appeared at the same time, though he was nowhere near that spot when the kick was made.
And the english defence was like a gate swung open with a big welcome sign on it, when it ought to have been a chain link fence with a sign saying "Beware Of The Dog"...
As I said; I feel for you; but I can't say you deserved any better.

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Locust | 27 June 2010 - 11:16pm

The performance was, more or less, complete tripe

So there's nothing left to do except laugh it off and enjoy the rest of the tournament.

Which leaves the question, who are we pulling behind now? I think my preferred winners, in rough order of preference, would be:

1) The Netherlands - I've got/had some good Dutch friends in my time, they play decent footie and they 'deserve' a win far more than England ever have.

2) Argentina - my favourite South American country when my wife and I travelled there, plus I think Maradonna's celebrations and post-match interviews would be worth the entry fee alone.

3) Brazil - it always seems vaguely comforting when they win it.

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Merv | 27 June 2010 - 11:22pm

Ghana

Cos I've got them in the sweepstake.

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milkybarnick | 28 June 2010 - 7:09am

Spot The Ball

Photobucket

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Carl Purkins | 27 June 2010 - 11:59pm

The hype which had nothing

The hype which had nothing to do with the players is now being used as a stick to beat them with. "Golden Generation" was media hype and rubbish. This generation never looked to have a greater quotient of good international players than any other. They didn't even qualify for the last Euros and were equally rubbish at the last WC. At what point did they appear to be "golden"?
They're just pawns of the tabloid push to whip the nation into a frenzy of self-delusion. It works every time.
(P.S. I'm Irish)

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Mark Wallace | 27 June 2010 - 11:58pm

The Premiership is to blame

With the exception of Italy twice (1982 & 2006) I speculate that the majority of World Cup winners since 1974 have had teams who play in a wide selection of European and international leagues and, as a result, in a wide variety of styles.
English players are paid so much in the Premiership that they stay at home and, as a result, can play only one way.
This England team has one gear, one way of playing and its failings have nothing to do with the tactical acumen of the manager.
Too many players who look great in the Premiership were found lacking and no amount of 'individually we are better' is going to make the pill taste sweeter.
Terry, Cole(s), Gerrard, Lamps, Wazza and Johnson were the only Champions league players on view today and they were poor. In the goldfish bowl of the Sky Premiership (shite cliché, I know) they look brilliant very week as highlight package after highlight package unfolds. But they are ageing and increasingly poorly equipped to deal with technically and tactically adept opponents.
There was no technical flexibility in midfield, no basic skills in defence and not one creative player on the pitch for England.
The ONLY moment of creativity for England in four games was one Milner cross off the right touchline.
There are few of those England stars who could play abroad and that's the reason why few ever do. As well as the fact they are paid so handsomely to appear brilliant in teams packed full of mediocre foreign players.
My point therein is: With the exception of Tevez, who is the Premier League star who has lit up this tournament?
Plenty of Bundesliga stars have, though.

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PaddyH | 28 June 2010 - 12:08am

Theo...

is probably quite happy he stayed at home/went on his holibobs after being left out of the squad.

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Razor Boy | 28 June 2010 - 7:25am

Ditto

Hart, Dawson, Carrick, Warnock ... several weeks in South Africa, no competitive games ... at least they can say "it wasn't us guv"

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Glenbervie | 28 June 2010 - 7:34am

Engerlund Engerlund Engerlund

Engerlund Engerlund Engerluuuund
Engerlund Engerlund Engerlund
Eger-luuund EN-GER-LUND!

A chant as dismal as our football.

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Patrick Crowther | 28 June 2010 - 8:23am

Brooking no argument

World Cup 2014 will be difficult for England. I don't think there are the obvious quality [players] coming through who can replicate what we have currently.

--Trevor Brooking

You want to replicate them?

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Archie Valparaiso | 28 June 2010 - 9:10am

I think he intended to say...

"defecate on".

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Patrick Crowther | 28 June 2010 - 10:59am

my £0.87 worth

I've read the comments above with great interest, so I thought I'd stick my own thoughts down:

1) The Premier league and the FA want different things; the Prem is basically a multi-national industry that happens to be set in England. The 39th game would've taken it abroad, and it'll surely happen in time. We've been crap even when foreign players were in the minority, so it's not the only reason we're bad, but it's now less a case of "where will the next batch of world-class English players come from?" and more "where will the next top-flight English players come from?". The only way young players get better is to play in the top flight; if you're not the finished article at 19, you're practically condemned to the lower leagues. In Spain, players develop later.

2) None of our top players play abroad, hence they only know one style of play, and lack the capacity to change the pace of a match. The Premiership makes the mistake of equating excitement with quality, but watch Italian or Spanish league football and it can seem rather dull, but the players are technically miles better and they can play the game at different tempos.

3) The ratio of qualified coaches to players at all levels in England is way behind the best European teams. When I was 8, we played on full-sized pitches, and you'd either win 15-0 or you never touched the ball. No-one I knew was technically any better at 11 than they were at 9. "We're doing one-touch football today, lads!" Why? Who plays one-touch in a real game? It should be ten-touches, to make players comfortable on the ball.

4) We won the World Cup in '66 with a great group of players, who were an anomaly in terms of what this country generally produces. Uruguay have won the World Cup twice, but you don't hear them tipped much come tournament time. We are actually probably on a par with Sweden, in terms of what should be our general expectation, but the Sun will have you believe we're Brazil.

5) We have, on the whole, poor weather. Getting out in the sun and dribbling around develops skill almost as much as coaching.

6) We're buggered. Really.

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peterthecook | 28 June 2010 - 9:38am

Pitch size in junior football

A good point, I feel, and one which Martin Samuel made a lot when he wrote for The Times. Kids need small pitches where they can learn skills and touch. The current emphasis in youth coaching in this country is completely misguided as, I'm sure, Dave A will confirm.

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Lenny Law | 28 June 2010 - 11:55am

Kids football

I manage an U11's team and we started 11 a side this season just gone after a number of seasons in 7 a side, small pitch football.

Our club has invested in a pitch that is about 2/3's the size of a adult pitch. I believe it is as small as the current regulations allow. The goals are also smaller than adult goals. We use them for U11 and U12 teams.

Few of the other teams we played had the same arrangement (less than half at least). The team that won our league played us at the end of the season and they struggled with our pitch - it didn't allow their bigger, taller players to get on the end of long balls as much.

Seems to me that this is simple for councils and football clubs to do and yet it also seems that no one really cares beyond those clubs that can or choose to do this off their own back. It could easily be made a requirement of FA Charter status for clubs.

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Leedsboy | 28 June 2010 - 2:48pm

As Leedsboy knows

As Leedsboy knows, my son also played U11 football last season. He played 9-a-side, on 3/4 size pitches. That was a requirement of our league, but they had to fight hard to get the proposal approved as so many of the "coaches" of other teams wanted to play "proper" football on "proper" pitches.

If you were to stand on the sidelines watching some of these FA Level 1 qualified coaches screaming at their kids to "play it long" or "put it into the corner", making them scared to try something new in case it fails, and with a very obvious win-at-all-costs mentality, you'd have some idea of why we fail at national level.

Joe's team finished exactly in the middle of the league (6th of 11). They won some games they should have lost and lost some games they shoud have won, but played every game trying to pass the ball, and most of them with a sense of enjoyment. The team that won the league won it deservedly and played beautiful football on the few occasions that I saw them, as did the team that finshed 5th. But those who came 2nd, 3rd & 4th played awful, negative, long-ball football. It was depressing.

Next season the team moves to full size pitches with full size goals. Great.

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Red Umpire | 28 June 2010 - 3:11pm

Full size goals

are horrible for a 10 year old goal keeper. Especially against a team with a few big lads that can shoot from outside the area.

Good luck next season - sounds like your season went like ours - we came 5th out of 10 (could have got 4th if we won our last game but managed to lose 2-1 to a team we'd beaten 6 nil a few weeks before).

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Leedsboy | 28 June 2010 - 3:22pm

For what it's worth

I've put some further observations of my boys "Premiership" experience here.

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/a-football-story#comment-285427

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Dave Amitri | 28 June 2010 - 8:24pm

Pitch sizes Lenny

there are some statistics somewhere that show that boys playing 7 a-side football get on average 100 plus touches per game. That drops to below 50 on an 11 a side pitch. Coaches stick their biggest quickest boy up front and the one with the biggest kick at the back, QED.

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Dave Amitri | 28 June 2010 - 8:30pm

Someone had to try it... it may as well be me...

I am a lineman for Fifa.
And I stand by the corner pole.
Lookin' in the sun for another open goal.

I hear you singing in the terrace.

I can hear you thru the whine.
And the Fifa Lineman,
says it’s not over the line.

I know I need to go to SpecSavers.
I need to look again.
If only Fifa brought in lineside video,
It would ease some of the pain.

And you need me more than want me.
Because playback is not around.
And the Fifa Lineman,
is still on the ground.

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Carl Purkins | 28 June 2010 - 10:08am

The better team won - that's good for the game

The better team won. England were struggling in a qualifying group that had the USA, Slovenia and Algeria in it. They never looked hungry enough for the ball to win any of these games, so how could they possibly do any better against quality opposition. 4-4-2 against Germany was lunacy and played right into their hands. But the Germans were faster, more skillful and had better tactics than England. England's best player was David James who made some superb saves and still let in 4 goals. It could have been much, much worse.

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Baskerville Old Face | 28 June 2010 - 10:39am

and the future is...

pretty gloomy for us. Yes the Germans deserved to win. Clearly the better side and they now have a squad of players who will grow and improve. Place your bets for Euro 2012 and WC 2014 now.

as for England. When the so- called Golden Generation step down who is there to replace them? Capello recalled Carragher, tried to persuade Scholes and would have included Beckham had he not been injured. Point that raises...who else is there. The German U21s beats England U21s 4-0 in the U21 final not too long ago. How many of that German team made the WC squad compared to the England team?

The real problem for our national team is that the Premier League is far far too powerful. For that we can blame Sky but more blame should go to the worst run organisation in the world bar none - the FA.

Until the issue of foreign players is resolved we cannot compete because the body of England qualified players of not wide enough. Beats me how an Arsenal fan can also support England. I know of one who wanted France to win the WC because of the number of Arsenal players in their squad. Eh?

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stuinwolves | 28 June 2010 - 10:52am

Eh? indeed

Beats me how an Arsenal fan can also support England.

That's just a ridiculous comment.

I support Arsenal for a whole host of reasons: familial, geographic, 'historic'. I support England because I'm English.

My mum supports Arsenal for a whole host of reasons: familial, geographic, the influnce of my father. She supports Scotland because she's Scottish.

I've not yet heard Arsenal / Wenger being blamed for England's failure this time around, but it won't be long in coming I'm sure...

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Red Umpire | 28 June 2010 - 12:10pm

Build big sandpits for children to play football in...

they might develop something resembling technical skill.

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Patrick Crowther | 28 June 2010 - 11:16am

Hand Ringing

It's good fun , isn't it? But where does it get the England football team? I can't answer but like every other England supporter I wish I could. I do know that the loss of Capello will alter things not one jot. If change is needed (and I think every one agrees it is) then he is just the sort of character to push things through. The money issue leaves a bitter taste but it is a red herring. The team (not the players) were not good enough. Coaching, continuity and younger fresher players could (with the accent on could) improve that. It may at least stop any further movement backward.Make no mistake at the moment it is more likely England will move further backwards. For all the talk of no young players, our Under 21 squad do quite well. We could even be ever so humble and investigate the German youth structure, that is where the great team work comes from (note I say team not player).

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N2Peach | 28 June 2010 - 1:44pm

Sorry, but the money is an issue

We have a generation of players who can tell their club manager where to stick it if they don't like him, his ideas or the suggestion that they might like to, you know, come back and do a bit of extra training in the afternoon and improve their game. Not all players are the same, but by and large, if you suggested that, you'd have mutiny.

And what's the sanction if they do? The maximum allowable fine is 2 weeks wages - its a tax loss for these guys. Managers can't transfer list a whole team, and directors will not sanction the transfer listing of particular "assets", particularly if they can't get a huge fee in return. And if a player is sold, he's laughing all the way to ther bank because generally it entails a rise, a huge signing on fee and a loyalty bonus from the club he's just left. Yes, those tabloid tales are true.

For better or worse, with the possible exception of Fergie, managers do not run clubs any longer, not the way Busby, Shankly, Revie, Stein etc did. Players do for the most part, then directors, then managers.

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Molesworth | 28 June 2010 - 7:23pm
Prestonia | 28 June 2010 - 3:16pm

From the Met Office

Coming up from South Africa, a big shower of shite.

(c/o my mate Hugh)

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Lenny Law | 28 June 2010 - 5:02pm

I ordered a ticket for the next friendly, and instead of a seat

it had a squad number on it.

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skirky | 29 June 2010 - 12:02pm

Gotta love it

in the Brazil game, the commentators are talking about some bloke called darren as the best linesman in the world. He's english.

The lion roars again.

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Captain Underpants | 28 June 2010 - 7:11pm

He's a very passionate...

linesman.

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Patrick Crowther | 28 June 2010 - 7:19pm

Webb

I wonder went through Howard Webb's mind yesterday? I'm sure he was gutted as an Englishman, but I bet he also had a sneaky, guilty little thought along the lines of "Ooh, I could be in with a shout at the final here." [And, to be fair, he has been one of the best refs so far.]

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Red Umpire | 28 June 2010 - 7:33pm

Coaches

According to today's Guardian, "Prior to this tournament, there were only 2,769 English coaches holding Uefa's top qualifications. Spain has produced 23,995, Italy 29,420, Germany 34,970 and France 17,588."

Still, next goal's the winner, aye kids?

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peterthecook | 28 June 2010 - 7:41pm

It may depend...

...on what you mean by 'top qualification'.

I'm open to correction on this, but I understand that the FA does its own courses at the lower levels, so the lowest UEFA badge you can do in England is the UEFA B badge. That might account for the difference in numbers.

Does anyone know more about this?

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Inky Fingers | 28 June 2010 - 9:01pm

Even more damningly

This is from today's Guardian:

Spain, the European champions, have 750 Grade A Uefa-trained coaches, compared to under 150 in England. All those English tutors instruct fully-grown men while in Spain 640 of the 750 teach five-year-olds and up.

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Red Umpire | 29 June 2010 - 10:13am

To be fair, there are some non-footballing reasons for that

First off, Spain is a qualifications-crazy country, where people's skills are judged not on assessment of their performance but purely on the number of impressive pieces of paper they can wave in your face. (I know people in junior admin positions who only got the job because they had a spanking new master's degree.) So, if you want to coach football, even if it's only for the local residents' association, they're going to want to see your titulación de la UEFA.

Second off, Spain used to be a principally rural country with lots of wide open spaces, but not any more. Three quarters of the population now live in conurbations and cities, where free-for-all facilities for playing football - fields and wasteland, in other words - are very few and far between. That means that the only places for kids to play football are municipal sports complexes, staffed by - you guessed it - "fully qualified" personnel.

Third off, the relatively recent incorporation of women into the labour market has meant that millions of households are stuck for what to do with their kids once they come home from school for the day (at lunchtime in most of the country). The solution has been for the schools to offer actividades extraescolares to keep those kids cared for and occupied, and, around these parts at least, that boils down to football for the boys and flamenco for the girls. On any given weekday afternoon in Spain, every single primary school will have several football matches and classes going - all trained by dads from the PTA, many of whom will, almost by necessity, be duly UEFA'd-up coaches.

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Archie Valparaiso | 29 June 2010 - 11:09am

Thanks Archie

That helps put things into context.

But even within that context, surely this "On any given weekday afternoon in Spain, every single primary school will have several football matches and classes going - all trained by dads from the PTA, many of whom will, almost by necessity, be duly UEFA'd-up coaches" is a GOOD thing?

It's far better than what too often happens here, which I've mentioned briefly above.

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Red Umpire | 29 June 2010 - 11:48am

Oh, absolutely

I just wanted to make it clear that it wasn't only a more technical general approach to the game that explained those figures.

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Archie Valparaiso | 29 June 2010 - 11:58am

you know who I blame?

Charles Hughes, one time FA technical director. He was the man responsible for the generation of coaches talking about penetration and the development of 'route 1' football that dominated the late 80's and early 90's. It was oft repeated that around two thirds of goals were scored in moves of less than 4 passes (or something similar). I always wondered about this, as I considered that it may not have been the move itself but the change of pace that did it. If such a move happened in a passage of play where the scoring side had the ball for long periods (I'm thinking Liverpool 80's style here, with Ian Rush banging them in) then the stats would be skewed. The coaching culture became saturated with this penetration idea. And from what I've heard some say, it still exists.

The English game hasn't even moved on from this, even though the most successful sides of the past twenty years haven't exclusively played that way. We are still obessed with the 'big man up front' idea at some low level. That type of English game is naive, shallow and ultimately all too easy for the high quality international sides to play against, as a young German team clearly showed us. In contrast we defended badly, were static for large periods and had no tactical adapability.

Since the start of the premier league only four clubs have won it: Man U, Aresnal, Chelsea and Blackburn. Leaving Blackburn's statistical blip aside (because it was around 15 years ago) that leaves three sides with a large number of imports who are also able to adapt tactically in different arenas, especially because of the large amount of (self-reinforcing) European football they play.

But the problem goes deeper. All the way own to junior football, as many have already said. We coach youngsters so badly and ingrain such a lousy culture that all hope is gone for them by the time they emerge from jnnior leagues. Those few who do get to the bigger clubs won't get first team football so have to drop down divisions. This is not a crime but it means they are wasting time playing football at a lower standard than they need to progress. We do currently have some good young players but they will never break through to play the football they need because risk-averse coaches (who, not unreasonably, worry about their jobs with attacks from some increasingly hysterical fans and media) will not risk them, preferring safe options.

Since the start of the PL in he early 90's quite a few people predicted this scenario and now, in combination with shockingly poor leadership from the FA, the chickens have come home to roost.

Sorry, ramble over.

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illuminatus | 29 June 2010 - 11:12am

England - It makes your blood boil!

Saturday afternoon 2:45pm and the pulse is nicely ticking over at 150bpm. Awaiting a nice 90 minutes of 220bpm minimum. Wife and son come in, both of whom care not one jot for football. "Were watching the big game!", they chant. No other sporting event, no other Olympic gold medal winner has managed this feat. They have never tasted as many accrid defeats as I have.
This is though why it matters, people who do not care for football care for the England team. It means more than sport, it has a national spirit. That was why it was so hard to see Saturday afternoon drain away, with the accrid taste in the mouth again and two other people even more bitterly dissapointed than I.

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N2Peach | 29 June 2010 - 1:43pm

Saturday afternoon 2.45pm

So were you, Mrs Peach and Peach Jnr supporting Uruguay or South Korea on Saturday afternoon? ;)

Sorry, couldn't resist. What you say is absolutely spot on.

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Red Umpire | 29 June 2010 - 2:53pm

Funny Thing Time

Age is a terrible thing; don't mock the afflicted.

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N2Peach | 29 June 2010 - 3:32pm

Someone above...

...mentioned Arsenal and queried how an Arsenal fan can support England.

Now, I'm not going to address that question here, mainly because it's so self-evidently daft, but I thought it might be worth pointing out the following - after the best part of a decade during which the club has seen a massive decline in the number of English members of its first XI, Arsenal now have a youth squad packed to the rafters with local talent.

Arsene Wenger has always argued that the decent English players are well out of his price range. He get pilloried for playing so many foreign players, but it's a strategy borne mainly of economic necessity.

The club's solution to this problem, recognising the importance of English players, has been to attempt to grow its own. Hence, after several years of trying, we are now starting to see domestic talent filter into the squad - whether the media chooses to pick up on it or not.

The likes of Gibbs, Wilshere and Eastmond have already played for the first XI and there's a long line forming behind them, with the likes of Sanchez Watt, Henri Lansbury, Jay Emmanuel Thomas and Kerrea Gilbert challenging for squad places.

Not all of them will make it, but they're all English, relatively local (most of them were born in London) and have spent the last few years being brought up to play the "Arsenal Way" (that's hopefully the Wenger, rather than Graham vintage).

Now, I'm sure that someone will point out that they won't be the first English prospects Arsenal have had and that they could easily join the long line of domestic players who have had to move elsewhere to find their football (Bentley, Upson etc). You could be right, but at least the club is having a crack at taking English players and giving them a proper football education and a chance to make the first team.

All in all, it's a pretty bold project, it's spawned a fantastic youth side (who I've had the pleasure of watching on numerous occasions the last couple of years) and, frankly, given what we all saw on Sunday afternoon I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned that there's a platoon of English, Wenger-trained pass and move merchants currently being readied for life in the Premier League.

Fingers crossed it works out.

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eminentdan1978 | 29 June 2010 - 2:31pm

Even though

not a Permier League side at the moment (nor are we likely to be for a little while yet), Middlesbrough's youth system and the youth game on Teesside is in slightly better shape. I don't think it's perfect by any means but there are places where the outlook is not all doom-laden. It does however need some serious work to be done at the top levels of the game.

I'm not an Aresnal fan but am an admirer of Wenger (slightly dodgy eyesight aside - the number of indcidents he "didn't see" is quite amusing) because of his wish to play good football. I remember seeing them at the Boro a few seasons back where they won 2-0, with a decent Henry free kick. They didn't need to work too hard but they tried to do things the right way.

The other thing that tends to happen in England is that, unlike their continental counterparts, young lads going inot the permier league system don't seem quite as rounded as people. I remember Ajax specifically doing an awful lot of work in this regard in the past. It does concenr me that foriegn players do seem to be much more confident and articulate than their English counterparts in dealing with the day to day stuff. Part of me wonders if this is, in some very small way, a contributing factor in our lack of success.

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illuminatus | 29 June 2010 - 3:10pm

Dont do yourself down

Your last para about rounded individuals is key, not a small contributor. Aside from being more rounded individuals educationally wheb they're youngsters, players from other countries, Italy aside perhaps, are very willing to go abroad to further their footballing education as well as their bank balances.

British players rarely do, in part because the money here is so good, in part because I think there's a lot of fear of being fish out of water, a la Ian Rush, Luther Blissett, Michael Owen, even going back as far as Denis Law and Jimmy Greaves.

It's such a shame because the ones who go abroad and stick with it tend to become so much better as a consequences. Chris Waddle was three times the player after he'd played abroad than he was when he was in England, Kevin Keegan improved immeasurably too. Different experiences, perspectives, tactics, opposition, handling the pressure of trying to make your way in a different country, living beyond your comfort zone and generally having to do a bit of growing up does footballers a world of good.

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Molesworth | 30 June 2010 - 8:53am

The EPL: where the world's understudies get their big day out

Rather than foreign players in the Premier League being a problem per se, I think it's more that it's such a recent phenomenon that's the real issue, with English football having been insular and its development stilted for decades. During the period when the only "exotic" footballer that the then-First Division could show off was Bert Trautmann - a man, tellingly, most famous for once having played on with a broken neck - Real Madrid were busy winning everything in sight thanks in no small measure to the contributions of an Argentinian and a Hungarian.

Even in the Seventies, Eighties and Nineties, while the Spanish and Italian clubs were snapping up the likes of Cruyff and Maradona, we had to make do with the undoubtedly workmanlike but hardly megastellar likes of Ardiles and Juninho - players who showed our home-grown ones up something rotten, yet in many cases (hi, Eric! Hi, Cesc) actually struggled to get into their national sides.

In my lifetime there have been ten or so players who at some point, albeit briefly in some cases, have been touted as being the best player the world had ever seen: Alfredo Di Stefano, Pele, Johan Cruyff, Diego Maradona, Michel Platini, Zico, Marco van Basten, Ronaldo the Fat, Zidane, Ronaldinho and now Messi. Every single one of them except for Pele (who never left Brazil) played in the Liga and/or Serie A at the peak of their careers... and not one of them ever played their football in England.

Surely that little fact speaks such volumes about the relative insignificance of English football beyond our shores that it'd drown out a stadiumful of vuvuzelas.

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Archie Valparaiso | 30 June 2010 - 10:07am

Before we get too excited about Spain..

Archie..

What's Spain's World Cup record like?

Ooh! Never gone beyond the quarters.. status pending..

European Championship?

Champions in 2008 and 1964. Between then, only the quarters, including four DNQs.

Not exactly glowing. One more major championship than England.

Yes, the imported talent has led to lots of success for Spanish teams in the European Cup / Champions League but, if that, rather than "Who's got The World's Best Player?" is the judge of what constitutes the finest league then The Premiership doesn't do too badly whilst Serie A has, until this year, had to shuffle its feet for a while whilst humming and looking a bit sheepish. And how does the dominance of European competition by English teams in the late 70's and early 80's square with your argument?

The Spanish statistics do, however, lend significant weight to the argument that a domestic league packed with foreign talent, whether first- or second-rate, is to the detriment of home-grown players and the National side.

And the way Torres is playing, when he gets home he'll be ridden through the streets by a fat bloke prior to being chucked off a belltower.

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Lenny Law | 30 June 2010 - 12:34pm

Overstated my case? Moi?

All I was trying to say - very badly - was that the problem of the foreign players is not just that there are too many of them, but they arrived too late to have any real influence on an ingrained, inbred national footballing culture that's so fiercely resistant to change.

Capello got his "elite sportsmen" to vaguely perform at what for most of them promised to be the highlight of their careers - well, perform briefly, at any rate - how exactly? By incentivising them with beer, that's how. In 2010. Is that tragic or what?

As for whether there are too many foreign players in the Premier League, yes, I think there are. There are nearly twice as many in the Premier League as there are in the Liga, and I'd guess that a good half or more of those playing in Spain come from other Hispanic countries, so they're not really Proper Foreigners. Or, to put it another way, they're "foreign players" to much the same extent that Roy Keane was a "foreign player" in Manchester.

While England's football culture is still largely all about Nobby Stiles's false teeth and Gazza's dentist's chair, Spain's had been about Di Stefano, Puskas, Cruyff and Maradona for decades before the Premier League even existed. And that's going to rub off on the kids coming through, isn't it?

As for why the Spanish national team has been so slow to deliver on the big stage, that's a whole nother complex question, although it is explained pretty convincingly here.)

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Archie Valparaiso | 30 June 2010 - 2:04pm

Fair point, well made

Although Cantona was captain of France for a while, so was hardly struggling to get into the team!

His arrival at United very neatly illustrates your point though, as much was made of his influence on the younger players - for instance he actually stayed behind after training to practice his skills, which was something hardly anyone in the English game had ever seen!

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Merv | 30 June 2010 - 11:56pm

On the subject of United

One can't help noticing that two supposed 'failures' of Old Trafford - Juan Sebastian Veron and Diego Forlan - have not done too shabbily since departing these shores. The latter in particular continues to shine

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DougieJ | 2 July 2010 - 10:44pm

There's another one

Gerard Piqué, whose market value right now, if he were up for sale, would probably be higher than that of Rio and Vidic combined.

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Archie Valparaiso | 3 July 2010 - 8:27am

Wrong place, wrong time

He was clearly too good to be understudy to those two for much longer, but wasn't necessarily going to dislodge either of them in the short term. I doubt he would have made the progress he did without the regular first team action he got at Barcelona, so it was the best move for him all round really.

Shame really, as it looks like Vidic will be off before the summer is out and he could have claimed a spot at OT for the next 8-10 years!

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Merv | 3 July 2010 - 11:03am

Good point, Dougie

- and it's great to see Diego doing so well, he'll always be a Red after his various legendary Liverpool-beating exploits.
But this doesn't necessarily mean that it was a mistake for SrAlex to have let them go; they clearly weren't right for United at the time.

After all, United haven't done too badly since their departures, have they?

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Black Type | 3 July 2010 - 8:39am

SAF was never in any doubt as to Veron's abilities

I don't think he was just covering his own arse when he told the assembled British sporting press that he was a "fucking great player"! He just didn't fit the United model at the time.

Plus, I do think there was something in what Fergie said about the English press turning on him after the group draw for the 2002 world cup was made. I distinctly remember a lot of the early match reports raving about his touch and class, but they turned on him when it became clear that he was going to be a major potential bar to England claiming the World Cup glory that everyone believed was our birthright!

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Merv | 3 July 2010 - 11:08am

Apropos of nothing in particular

Didnt George Best have a period as the best player ever as well? The exception that proves the rule perhaps?

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Molesworth | 3 July 2010 - 10:40am

Only in the UK

His Norn Irish norn-appearances in World Cups saw to that. Plus his late-Sixties heyday did pretty much coincide with Pele still at his peak, so there was never any contest, really.

I'd certainly rank him as the best European player during the period between Di Stefano and Cruyff, though, and also above the two European candidates since Cruyff (Platini and Zidane).

In short, George Best was indeed quite good at football.

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Archie Valparaiso | 3 July 2010 - 12:08pm

Umm... unbeaten...

Er… hate to rub salt into the wound (I was hoping for Brazil v England in the final), but, if Germany, Spain or Ghana win, there will only be ONE unbeaten team at this World Cup. i.e. New Zealand. Our coach/manager, Ricki Herbert gets $50,000 (NZ) per year for this (about 25,000 of your English pounds). The whole country knew the starting line up days before each game as well (none of this 5 minutes before getting on the bus). Mr Capello might learn a thing or 2. I’m sure Mr Herbert would be happy to manage England for.. uh… 200,000 pounds(UK) a year!!!. We want him to stay in New Zealand but it seems we may not be abe to afford him, now.
Either way, there’ll only be 2 unbeaten teams at best.

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bladderman | 1 July 2010 - 12:52am

Not necessarily true

"Either way, there’ll only be 2 unbeaten teams at best."

Not necessarily, bladderman.

Teams that go out on penalties don't, technically, lose. The result is recorded as a draw by FIFA. This isn't relevant yet as Japan had already lost to Holland before they went out to Paraguay on penalties, but it may happen soon...

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Red Umpire | 1 July 2010 - 9:35am
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