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Entering the tweetocracy
Posted by Con Coleman on 14 March 2011 - 2:46pm.
Having just run screaming into the twenty-first century by getting a smart phone, I've signed up with Twitter. Anyone care to throw down a line and help a poor boy who is stranded in a lonely sea? Cross my heart and hope to diet, I'll only ever tweet profound cosmic inspirations.
I'm @concoleman.
I've already clocked this: http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/top-tips-twitter.
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@bobtheidiot
Edit: just TRIED to follow you. Can't find you. You're not hiding, are you?
Not sure
Is there a setting I might have overlooked?
In your profile settings...
...there's a checkbox marked "protect my Tweets". That's not ticked, is it?
Nope...
...not ticked.
Somebody else has managed to follow me, but I am a complete beginner so I might have messed up.
Ah!
Gotcha. Must've been a glitch in the Matrix.
Success
Thanks, Bob!
I've followed you too
Welcome and enjoy.
reddogdublin
You've got yourself a follower in Dublin now!
Welcome. Now get tweeting!
followed
@p0ns0nby
You're all lovely
I already feel like a whole new world is opening up and had better think of something witty to tweet.
Do keep them coming...
Another follower...
@drakeygirl
and another
@isaminorthreat
get tweetin'
@robbie1112
Go on then...
@MarkBagnall
Another follower...
is @MrRenoDakota
Welcome!
And another
@riddsteve
Just noticed that Latitude is trending on twitter just now, something to do with the imminent 7pm announcement (at the time of writing, obviously)
Preaching
Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!
However, if you change your mind, I can be found at @tjdennett.
Don't expect any miracles though.
and another ...
@plumb1909
nuther
@RabTDog
Hi I've just done the same
Hi I've just done the same Con. I've found some of the massive on there and will look out for more. I'm @dickgrant.
See you in hyperspace.
@jamesisaburyfan
I'll follow all you good, good people who've given their names on here when I'm not setting the world to rights in 140 characters or less on my telephone, but for now that's my username for ruminations on life, love and fourth division football.
Ok Con.
That's me stalking.
Now following
@native12
Clive_Temple
I know where you live.
@ganglesprocket
And you are now being followed old bean.
Hello to you all
I don't tweet that much but it's on my list of things to do.