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Dry January

Vince Black's picture

I believe Mr Ellen and I have something in commmon as we both set out to have a dry January. I almost caved in before I'd even started as the British Liver Trust pronounced that a month long detox was a waste of time. The last few times I tried this I gave up far too easily, telling myself that I don't drink that much anyway, and so why was I denying myself the simple pleasures inherent in my mantra of "moderation in all things, missus". It's not helped by the fact that my birthday is near the end of January

But as it happens I got through January without any problem, other than my birthday meal out being a tad subdued. I'm not in any great rush to restart, to be honest

Having said all that, it's probably just as well that I didn't attend the NW Mingle in Liverpool

Is anyone else in a similar boat? Why do you do it, and to what extent do you benefit?

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The sad thing is, and I speak from bitter (hic) experience

that if you feel the need to periodically go without booze altogether then you are probably, er, sort of an alcoholic. It's best to put that at the back of your mind and enjoy the glow of feeling virtuous.

Unless you're going on holiday yourself the best month to do without booze is actually August. Your social life doesn't suffer because, er, everyone's on holiday. (I'm aware that "best month to do without alcohol" is up there with "best position in which to receive an enema".)

Still, good luck Vince. You're a better man than I, as Kipling and the Yardbirds have it.

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Moose the Mooche | 1 February 2012 - 4:19pm

Anyone else ?

Really fancy a pint right now ?

Just me then....

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John_Black | 1 February 2012 - 4:38pm

I'll join you!

Anywhere particular in mind?

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Merv | 1 February 2012 - 4:41pm

Alas & Alack

I'm stuck in work until 5pm

*Glares at clock*

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John_Black | 1 February 2012 - 4:52pm

Ah well

However, I am almost certainly going to have break my own rule and have a beer whilst watching MOTD on the Sky+ box later, thanks to this thread!

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Merv | 1 February 2012 - 4:54pm

In tribute

I'll raise a cyber pint to you later on

Cheers !!

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John_Black | 1 February 2012 - 5:06pm

In the words of the great Dr Johnson ...

"He who makes a beast of himself, frees himself from the pain of being a man."

Best reason I've ever heard ...

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Charlie Mingles | 1 February 2012 - 4:41pm

No detox month for me

My wife and I try to follow a not-on-a-school-night-(except-sometimes-on-Sundays) rule, so we don't feel compelled to take periodic longer breaks.

We are allowed exemptions for 'hard days', naturally!

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Merv | 1 February 2012 - 4:43pm

I'm kind of in a routine

I always go out on Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays and have 1.5-2 litres of beer each time.

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Brookster | 1 February 2012 - 4:46pm

Another routine here

get hammered every Friday at the village club, and only have a glass or two of wine on the other days. I only have a break when I've done something so catastrophic that the Fear takes over. I like drinking in January because amateur party season is over.

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Chimney Singing... | 1 February 2012 - 5:00pm

I never drink on a Monday

And quite often not on a Tuesday. Otherwise, yes. Which means that I drink far too much.

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Lenny Law | 1 February 2012 - 5:02pm

So the answer to my question...

"is anyone else in the same boat?" would, from the nine people who decided to post on this thread, be "no"

Well, er, thanks everyone. And particularly to Moose. You've cheered me up no end*

*irony alert

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Vince Black | 1 February 2012 - 5:11pm

Sorry Vince

I was feeling relatively virtuous, if not obnoxiously self-righteous, about having gone without beer for four weeks.

That's beer, not alcohol.

And then you come along with your fresh breath and lily-white sclera and I feel like Jeffrey Barnard's less-reputable brother. I had to take you down.

It was unworthy.

Fancy a pint?

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Moose the Mooche | 1 February 2012 - 7:03pm

What, on a school night?

Oh, go on then. You've twisted my arm

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Vince Black | 1 February 2012 - 8:29pm

Except I'm off the beer, remember

So it's a pint of Shiraz for me. I may be weak-willed, but I'm not afraid of having black teeth.

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Moose the Mooche | 1 February 2012 - 10:24pm

I think I've had a drink more or less every day for 20 years

First thing I do when I get home is crack open the wine. After the days i have, I need a drink.

I don't feel any the worse for doing so. In fact, I think I'm far more relaxed.

Someone I work with has had a dry Jan and says it has made no difference to how he feels whatsoever.

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Five-Centres | 1 February 2012 - 5:17pm

Yep.

I did it. I do it every year, mostly to spite Mrs V who tries every year but only gets to 4 days.

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Art Vandelay | 1 February 2012 - 5:23pm

Moderation in all things,

...including moderation.

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Doods | 1 February 2012 - 5:26pm

I'm with you Vince...

I've been taking a month off the drink every January for at least 25 years now. I do a calendar month from my first day back in work after Christmas so I won't be hitting the Guinness or Tyskie 'til this Friday. Originally my logic was to prove to myself that I could as my father was a card-carrying alcoholic, so I wanted to test the genetic imperative. I was around 20 when I first did it and looking back, it was my early 20's rock'n'roll years particularly when I moved to London, that I was drinking most heavily and that I was in danger of slipping down that slope. I've stuck rigidly to the 100% abstinence even in the face of free bars and weddings. My father had the good timing to die in late December a few years ago so I wasn't back in work yet after Christmas which allowed me to drink at his funeral in January. It's what he would have wanted.

I'd love to say that there were health benefits or a significant impact on weight but to be honest I don't think there were. I only really drink at weekends now but even three or four years ago I used to have a few beers most evenings. I still feel the need to test myself with a month off but it doesn't feel very difficult. I get 11 months guilt free drinking and, perhaps it's my imagination, but my singing and putting seem to improve slightly. It also saves a few bob after the excesses of Christmas.

Roll on Friday! I can almost taste it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Bamber | 1 February 2012 - 5:29pm

With the exception of the mingle

.....and last Friday, I did it too. I also did it last November. I don't think I have any 'issues' -I'm quite a cheerful soul when in drink and always have a good time. Thing is, I'm trying to lose some weight - and as my tipple of choice is Guinness , it's a bit of a no- brainer.
I will say this: I find abstinence easier than moderation. I'm gonna try to do it in Feb again - as come March, there's a mingle, a visit to my old stomping ground in Madrid - and, of course, Paddy's day .

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Vorgongod | 1 February 2012 - 5:47pm

Used to drink most nights

but, after a bout of flu in the early weeks of January, I broke the habit. After I got better I didn't feel the urge to down a can of Stella or three every night so I just stopped. I do have a couple of beers on weekends but that's it. I really feel better for it. I find that I don't really miss the taste of alcohol at all and am just as happy with a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit. I've actually lost loads of weight too.

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eddie g | 1 February 2012 - 5:51pm

My Dry January was disastrous.

Visiting parents and in laws meant it wasn't actually dry at all.

However we have mostly stopped drinking on schoolnights and we'll be keeping that up. Truth is I know I drink a bit much, occasional not drinking had reminded me that booze is meant to be a pleasure rather than a habit. I'd quite like to keep that attitude.

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ganglesprocket | 1 February 2012 - 5:53pm

Ein, Zwei, Dry

Vince, I too abstain every January, except for the one night when we go out to celebrate Mrs U's birthday mid-month. I don't find it difficult as I'm not a big drinker anyway. I very rarely drink mid-week (I won't be bothering tonight even though it's now February), and am quite happy with just a couple of beers on a Friday and maybe a glass of wine or two and a whisky on a Saturday. I honestly can't remember the last time I had a hang-over; it's certainly more than two years ago.

So, why do I do it? Two reasons really: 1. I like the virtuous feeling it engenders; 2. it helps with trying to shift a bit of weight after the Christmas food blow-out.

If it makes you feel good, mate, stick with it. It's not as if you're inconveniencing anyone else by not drinking, is it?

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Red Umpire | 1 February 2012 - 6:21pm

Dry January!

Ye Gods. I'm kinda hoping for a dry week at the moment. Maybe we have a problem... Trouble is, right now, life is either boring or terrifying when I'm sober. I'm such a regular at my pet pub that I've got a loyalty card (you really think that's a joke, don't you...)

It's not a reassuring set of thoughts, I fear... Sadly, January, Satan's own month, is the worst possible time to think about sobriety.

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man.of.soup | 1 February 2012 - 6:31pm

i did it

bar three or four glasses of red. Being ill helped, but the net result is nearly a stone lost in weight, sleeping better, and a generally sunnier disposition*. I think you don't realise how much of a depressant booze is until you knock it on the head for a bit.

*Despite evidence to the contrary witnessed in these parts

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Captain Underpants | 1 February 2012 - 6:57pm

depressing

I've been off the booze for medical reasons (antibiotics) and havent lost an ounce. I was hoping weight loss would be a side effect. And with the accompanying steroids I'm out of the Olympics as well. There aint no justice.

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paulwright | 1 February 2012 - 11:33pm

I did it.

Partly to lose weight, partly to save money and partly help me stop smoking. Haven't really shed any pounds but saved maybe £200 (fags'n'booze) and I've enjoyed plenty of good sleeps.

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Mr Fade | 1 February 2012 - 7:02pm

Not going the whole January

but no booze Monday to Thursday. Friday, Saturday and most Sunday's we'll share a bottle of wine each night. I have bought the glass bottle variety of diet cokes though to be a kind of surrogate cold beer. I allow myself one a night and it is strangely effective at emulating a cold beer.

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Leedsboy | 1 February 2012 - 7:17pm

Placebo effect!

In her excellent book, How to Drink, Victoria Moore talks about how, if she takes a bit of effort with a 'soft' drink - i.e. choose a nice glass, add plenty of ice, pour tonic water, add a wedge of lime - she gets almost as much pleasure as from drinking a G&T or similar.

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Merv | 2 February 2012 - 1:21pm

It is an excellent book

and she definitely has a point. Had forgotten about that part. My favourite bit of the book relates to making tea and coffee.

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Leedsboy | 2 February 2012 - 1:28pm

Ginger beer is a good sub

if lager-style beer is your tipple. Creates that lovely heat in the back of your throat.

PS) Not alcoholic ginger beer. That's cheating.

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Moose the Mooche | 2 February 2012 - 4:07pm

Nothing like a good cuppa!

I particularly enjoyed that part, but it has rather spoiled me now, such that there aren't many people I trust to make me a hot beverage as I know they won't do it right!

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Merv | 2 February 2012 - 4:11pm

Most of January...

...cos it's my birthday near the start and I had a gig/promotion thing at the weekend. But every year for the last five or so I do those 3 1/2 weeks. I notice I have more energy and I get a little bit more stuff done. I usually cut out processed food, pastry and red meat too, not that I eat that much, and with all that drop about 7 pounds.
Don't care what anyone says, It's worth it for the little boost it does to my waistline, skin tone, energy levels, wallet and liver. But I wouldn't do it all year round - however, I am mellowing in my advancing years. I don't even like the taste of binge anymore.

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Jon | 1 February 2012 - 8:23pm

Gosh...

...Never really tried it. Don't see the harm in a pint a night and a few more on Fridays and Saturdays, to be honest.

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nicktf | 1 February 2012 - 11:05pm

I was dry

for 21 of the 31 days.

It forms a part of cycle of health that generally makes me not want to eat rubbish foods (that always taste the best).
I am continuing into February, only drinking when I am out. And these days are few and far between as I save up for holidays and three weddings and stag dos this year. Then it will all fall apart.

But the benefits are superb when not drinking. Excellent sleeps, healthy diet, alert, fitter, happier, more productive (cue Stephen Hawking voice)...

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jimmyshoes01 | 2 February 2012 - 1:41pm

Three weddings?

Are you a Mormon? Or just pessimistic?

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Captain Underpants | 2 February 2012 - 1:49pm

He's 3/4's the man

that Hugh Grant is.

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Leedsboy | 2 February 2012 - 2:31pm

As I typed it

I knew it would get some witty comment.

Any takers? :)

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jimmyshoes01 | 2 February 2012 - 5:09pm

I'm here

all weak

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Captain Underpants | 2 February 2012 - 5:34pm
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