Are pleased to announce the release of their new album 'Slippery When Wet Wet Wet'

Double Oceans of Fantasy

Nightflight to Venus *and* Mars

If a certain New York based new wave band recorded a tribute to Bob Dylan's 1966 album, they could call it Blonde On Blondie.

'Blondie On Blonde'. Obviously.

Are You Okay Computer

Down by the Je T'aime.

for 'Elephantasmagoria'.

No room here to mention the White Stripes/Eminem single collaboration 'Get Behind Me, Stan', I'm afraid, or indeed the forthcoming Yes gangster movie soundtrack 'Relayer Cake', but we do have high hopes for the new wave/nu folk crossover album 'Q:Are We Not Men? A:We Are Devon Sproule!'.

A Short Album About Loveless

Dark Side Of The Marquee Moon

...at the Fotheringaybar

Raising Sandinista

This Is My Truth Tell Me The Correct Use of Soap

Jack Johnson & Paul Weller -

In Between 22 Dreams

Lightspeed Champion & The Rolling Stones -

Falling Off The Lavender Bridges To Babylon

British Sea Power & Delays -

The Decline Of British Seaside Glamour

Dark Side Of The Road To Hell

Voulez-VU

Talking Heads & King Crimson

Speaking In Larks' Tongues In Aspic

Doc at the Radar Station to Station

Be Here...Naked

.....Roxy & St Elsewhere

Zappa meets the Smiths...

Uncle Meat is Murder

Westlife do Waits

Allow Us To Be Frank's Wild Years (please don't ever let this happen...)

Nevermind Nevermind the Bollocks

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Classics Vol 1.

Larks Tongues in Asbury Park, NJ.

Off The Wall The Wall

The Meat Is Murder Ballads

Standing On The Shoulder Of They Might Be Giants

Tunnel Of, Love The Bends

Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds of Love

An uncertain Miles Davis/Massive Attack one : Kind of Blue Lines

Emmylou/John Martyn : Stumble into Grace and Danger

Cardigans/Floyd : First Band on the Dark Side of the Moon

Dark Side of the Moondance

Lady's Bridge Over Troubled Water

That long-awaited Nelson/Waits collaboration:

Purple Rain Dogs

A rather brusque partnership between the Dame and the Arch-Drude:

The Man Who Sold The World Shut Your Mouth

Mr Insurance meets Britpop cheese-making monkey-opera ponces:

Blah Blah Blur

in 'Going for the One Step Beyond'

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Ulvaeus - 'Deja Voulez Vu'

And news just in that The Dame is to hook up wih Green on Red's Chuck Prophet to record a Stones-influenced album in Berlin entitled 'Gas, Food, Lodger'

Houses of the Holy Diver - Led Zeppelin with guest vocalist, Ronnie Dio

Wish you were here at the Opera - David Gilmour with Queen

Minstrel on Main Street - Ian Anderson with the Stones

Let It Bleed All Over The World - Mick Jagger with The Quo

Appetite for the Beast - Axel Rose/Slash with Iron Maiden

Slide It In Your Arsenal - Whitesnake with guest vocalist, Morrisey

... and Blondie: Drastic Plastic Letters

Tull & Floyd together at last! Thick As Another Brick In The Wall

Crowded House, The Kinks and The 'Oo combine to give us: Woodface To Face Dances

Elvis Costello & LKJ's dub masterpiece: Armed Forces of Victory

Nick Lowe and the remaining Monty Python team in hilarious "adult contemporary" comedy album: Pinker And Prouder Than Monty Python's Previous Record.

And lastly, Elvis Costello (again) hooks up with Elvis Costello lookalike Buddy Holly for: My Aim Is True Love Ways.

If I Should Fall From The Grace Of The Seldom Seen Kid.

Trout Mask Replicas - Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band and Gary Numan

Can't Buy A Thriller - Steely Dan and Michael Jackson

The Final Countdown To Ecstasy - Europe and Steely Dan

Countdown To Technical Ecstasy - Steely Dan and Black Sabbath

The Heart Of Saturday Night Fever - Tom Waits, Bee Bees et al.

What's Going On On The Beach - Marvin Gaye and Neil Young

It's Hard Again - The Who and Muddy Waters

Shoot Out The Lights Out - Richard and Linda Thompson and UFO

Hello I Must Be Going For The One - Phil Collins and Yes

The Hounds of Love Beach - Kate Bush and ELP

The Head On The Doors - The Cure and The Doors

The Final Cut The Crap - Pink Floyd and The Clash

Ghost In The Machine Head - The Police and Deep Purple

In Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbows - Radiohead and Rainbow

Liege and Leif Garrett - Fairport Convention and Leif Garrett

Songs In The Key Of Life About Fucking - Stevie Wonder and Big Black

In-A-Gadda-Da-Viva-La-Vida - Iron Butterfly and Coldplay

Don Juan The Hangman's Beautiful Reckless Daughter - Incredible String Band & Joni Mitchell

Raised On Radio K.A.O.S. - Journey and Roger Waters

Led Zeppelin Catch A Bull At Ⅳ - Led Zeppelin and Cat Stevens (I am truly sorry)

Into The Thoroughfare Gap - The Thompson Twins and Stephen Stills

...but it sounds like something far more troubling:

Elvis On Stage Fright

...but it sounds like someone with a stammer:

Surf's Up Up

Modern Times They Are A-Changin'

A Kind of Blue Lines

(wouldn't mind hearing that, actually!)

Madman Across The Waterboys

Synchroncity to City

A Walk Across The Four Tops

Hunting High & Low

Enjoy The Melodic Sunshine On Leith

Right. That's it. I'm out...

It's My Life in the Bush of Ghosts

The long-lost Hollis / Eno / Byrne collaboration

Rio-K Computer

Da Capocabana

... are planning a collaboration for 2010. It will be a psychedelic/ska concept album called

Piper At The Liberty of Norton Folgates Of Dawn

The World Won't Listen Without Prejudice

Dark Side Of The Harvest Moon

Out Of The Blue Blue

in the seminal Crosby, Stills, Nash, Reed, Cale, Morrison, Tucker project Deja-VU

Zappa/Queen - Hot Space Rats

Jacko/Strokes - Is This It? This Is It

Miles Davis/Winehouse/Stones - Kind of Back to Black and Blue

Love Is Hell Freezes Over

The Rolling Stones / The Slits mash-up

Let The Killer Slits Bleed

apologies

Brothers In Misplaced Childhood

Electric Warrior Landladyland

The Number of the Bewilderbeast

The Sisters Of Mercy vs Caravan
Floodland of Grey and Pink

The Fields of the Nephilim vs Trammps
Earth Disco Inferno

The Cult vs Love
Love

Play Dead vs the Isley Brothers
Caught from Behind the Painted Smile

@ David W - I don't get yours, can you explain pls.
I'm not looking for a fight BTW :)

Ham 69

The Secret Songs In The Key Of Life Of Plants