I was Tim Burgess at 18, now a cross between Stewart Lee, post-haemmorhage Edwyn Collins and Dan Ackroyd...

and, erm, still Suggs.

at 17, Dennis Taylor at 42.

Now I look a bit like morrissey now he's older. But not as cool.

I looked like a young Dan Akryod (no bad thing) and sounded like a young Dustin Hoffman (ditto). Now I just look like my dad (bad thing) and sound "Canadian" (to those from this lil' isle).

...when I was a kid, but now I look like Dom Joly. I'm not sure if that's a deterioration or not.

.. of John Peel (Long hair & beard days.) when I was 18-19 in '70-'71.

Now my face looks like dried orange peel.

I was said to resemble a certain bassist from the HJH.

I don't think you could make that comparison any more, not least due to the addition of glasses and several stone of culinary abuse along with the shiny dome now adorning the spot where my glorious, if slightly straggly and greasy, thatch used to be.

...an unholy genetic splice of Theo Paphitis and Kerry Katona's husband.

Teenager - Leo Sayer (post clown makeup)
Twenties - John Martyn (Bless the weather era)
Ever since - William Shatner (post TJ Hooker...)

Haircut+Shave+Food = Hammy the fat bloke

As a twenty something Moby

Now a thirty something and its all gone a bit Jimmy Somerville.

Sadly though a friend once said I reminded him of Bob Hoskins, that seems to be where my future lies...

Now: James Dean - post tragic vehicular collision.