Doing "a Morrissey"
At 17 I was David Sylvian
At 18 I emulated Morrissey
At 19 I wanted to be Lloyd Cole
At 20, no one appealed and I stopped copying pop star styles.
So did you go through a 'stage'?
Have you worn Bono shades or a Van Morrison hat? What about Nick Heyward Arran jumpers or Roddy Frame fringed jackets?
Or do you think dressing like your favourite pop star of the moment is/was a bit silly?
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I never really
I never really wanted to look like a rock star although nowadays I do bear a worrying resemblance to Frank Black!
Are you me?
Firstly I wanted to be Adam Ant at 11 (borrowed my mum's make up...)
Then Morrissey at 14 - complete with shirt/gladioli and ripped Levi's
At 19, I wanted to be Ian Brown - had the hair, the earring and the baggy stuff....then my girlfriend at university tidied me up and despite a brief flirtation with the Manics combat clothes era (Holy Bible) I've never since felt the urge.
Now, similar to Kitson, I look like Frank Black or the 1974 version of Syd.
Hair
Before I became obsessed by music, I wandered into a barber with a picture of a certain Liverpool player from the late 70s/early 80s and demanded a facsimilie.
Weller to Jackson
I never really dressed or modelled myself on a pop star or footballer - and always took the piss out of people who did, then all of a sudden, for reasons that now totally defeat me, I had a phase of dressing like Paul Weller. Not the skinny-fit suits of the early Jam period though, it was the centre-parting and cardigan wearing early style council years. This lasted a summer and then it stopped never to surface again. I wasn’t even that much of a fan! He still looks sharp these days but, frankly, I don’t have the hair for it now. I do however, totally by accident, look like a slightly beefier Joe Jackson. Time has not been kind.
I wanted to be Robert Smith of The Cure in my teens
Unfortunately, I'm now bald.
I wanted to be thingy from Echo and the Bunnymen in my teens
Unfortunately, I'm now bald.
I'm glad to say
I still have a full head of hair, and it's not like Paul Weller's.
In 1994
I made a concerted effort to dress like one of These Animal Men, but then again I will always love them for stopping me dressing like a member of Ned's Atomic Dustbin
I was at school when I got
I was at school when I got into New Order, around the time they had Technique out. There followed a five year period of 'Bernard' haircuts. It's taken a long time, but I believe my Orwellian project 'unphoto' has been successful in removing all traces of evidence.
I've never been privledged to see it but...
I know someone who has a photo of himself after he had copied the hairstyle of Dave Hill of Slade. It came to light when he mentioned his daughters horror at seeing it. I wonder why!
By the sound of it I currently look like half the contributors on this site
Not pop star
I followed Bowie as a teen and there was NO WAY I was glamming up, although I did have my photo taken in the queue of the Manchester Hard Rock wearing a top hat!
No, for me it was the Tom Baker look of trilby and v-e-r-y long scarf. Really, I have the photos to prove it.
Clockwork Orange
Although I never wanted to copy a rock star, I did in my youth go through a phase of dressing up as a droog from Clockwork Orange - unfortunately not just on stage either!
All white clothes, bowler hat and big Dr. Marten's bovver boots (although I did not go as far as the jock-strap on the outside of the trousers).
However, it did have a habit of sparking off a bit of a violent reaction on the streets (can't think why?) and did result in causing many a punch-up.
Seventies Mike Johnson: an intriguing barnetary homage
I'm still unsure whether Islington's coiffe majeure is modelled on The Partridge Family-era David Cassidy or Flintlock vocalist Derek Pascoe. Perhaps someone reading this at Word Towers might broach the subject with him - head on or subtly, as appropriate - and report back.
*sigh*
I get asked about this all the time.
Isn't it fairly obvious that my main tonsorial inspiration has been the chap on the right from those original sons of fathers Chicory Tip?
I think it might be Derek Cloutt but frankly I'd be happy to adopt any of the Maidstone Moog-manglers' do's. Of course, the ultimate aim is to grow a barnet as luxuriant as that of Glitter Band tub-thumper Pete Phipps (second right)...
Seventies
The importance of context
In 1991, a well-meaning member of the public was so moved by my ragged clothing, that they approached me in Southend High Street and offered to direct me to the nearest homeless shelter.
A few months later Nirvana's second album Nevermind came out. All of a sudden it was fashionable to look grimy and umkempt.
Even a broken clock with a dirty face is right twice a day.
Looking at the youth of today
I think this look is still going strong.
After hearing the first Orange Juice single,
I was discovered in the local precinct wearing shorts, sandals, red check shirt and bootlace tie. Hair cut with a fringe like Roger Mcguinn and a Davy Crockett hat perched on top. It was all about Edwyn Collins.
Two years later I saw an NME piece on a new band who were yet to release a single. The writer described them as "a more romantic Orange Juice". I was intrigued. The singer had beads and a quiff & I was hooked. From then on it was only Morrissey.....and to be honest, it has been since.
Can't carry off a quiff these days - I still have hair but you have to be thin to get away with a quiff, and I enjoy my chips too much. Still wear Morrisseyesque clothes, though.
Makes me wonder
how many of us are "rocking" a "look" these days.
Have we succumbed to the M&S/Debenhams/Bodum/Racing Green (delete as necessary) aesthetic or do we pick and choose from a plethora of outlets to put together a style that is identifiably something? Or do we throw on whatever is clean from a selection made by our partners or gift-giving relatives or friends?
Personally, I favour a vaguely 50s-viewed-through-a-prism-of-80s-indie-vaguely-socialist type of thing, i.e. workboots, very dark denim with turn-ups, tartan shirts, cardigans and zip-up jackets which are a bit 50s American.
Not exactly a look that goes with all my musical tastes, but it vaguely fits with my love of Billy Bragg, The Smiths, The Go-Betweens and Stereolab. Doesn't fit at all with my love of Aphex Twin, Squarepusher or Cortex though.
I'm too old to rock a look
but that doesn't mean I'm shopping at Dunn & Co. But I don't look like The Fratellis either.
What's wrong
with the Man at C&A look? I boycotted denim 20-years ago, not proper english attire. A man is not dressed when wearing the wrong trousers. Where can I buy spats these days?