With the common room away at the Teacher's festival, can we let the weirdos, goths, greebos and spooks at the decks? How about an indiefest?

sorry sir.

I've got "Friday On My Mind"

Beany should be in Divinity. He hasn't got a note Mr Hepworth Sir.

your a grass

"Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain? ”

From Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

You blinking rotter. I'll get my sister on you

There's talk of a theme sir and some of the boys are worried they're not wearing the right clothes sir. Sir the boys have asked me to ask you if we can go home and get changed sir.

And answer your names when Mr Atkinson calls them out.

Sir, I saw Beany minor put ink in the school fishtank and turn the goldfish blue. Sir, he was laughing about it at prep sir. And he's got gaspers Sir. Polish your fountain pen Sir?

I've got my Soft Cell records sir, just in case.

My father has everything Perry Como ever did on record, Sir. I could be there and back on my chopper in minutes.

5 minutes. It's so exciting I can hardly draw this educational picture of Miss Mossman in the back of my French book. I say, it is rather good.

It's started!

Sadly always miss the disco at four, so will have to make do now. Hoping poor dancers are welcome on the dance floor.