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Digsy's Dinner
Posted by Paul Bernays on 1 January 2010 - 5:42pm.
My very indie nephew Alex is training to be a chef (and even got a merit for his risotto). Alex is looking for some groovy recipe names on a rock theme. Perhaps the Massive might like to suggest some gastronomic treats. Over to you.
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Stereolab's
"Refried Ectoplasm" springs to mind, or he could invent a Radiohead-themed dish and call it "Weird Fishes / Arpeggi."
Don't forget
to serve with liberal amounts of Emperor Tomato Ketchup!
Or
Damien Rice pudding
Or..
Starter:
Chicken Liver Paté Smith
Rick Chicken Liver Parfait (OBE)
Main:
Red Hot (Chilli) Peppers stuffed with Cream Cheese
Vegetarian Nut Rocker Roast
Pudding:
Strawberry Fields Cheesecake
Sticky Fingers Toffee Pudding (Bill might have issues with this)
with...
Emperor Tomato Ketchup dressing (Stereolab)
Boil-a-bag-a-dinna (Pete Sinfield)
Laid down Lamb (Genesis)
Salad (a band)
To continue your Genesis theme James...
Braised Lamb Lies Down On a Bed of Rice
Don't you do a rather interesting sauce Paul?
ewwwww
you're good
wish I'd thought of that
and for desert...
Three of a Perfect Pear (King Crimson as any fule kno)
you're even better
!
As long as all the puddings..
..come on a Matthew Sweet trolley..
Godspeed You Black Pudding
that
I want to eat!
recipe pls
wait a minute
Goat's Head Soup (The Bones)
Beans and Fatback (Link Wray)
Angel's Egg (Gong)
In
the Gravy
With Or Without Ewe?
Give
Peas a Chance?
and to prove auld Trad Goths have a sense of humour and dig cheese:
The Edamage Done
A Roquefort and a Hard Place
Stillton (unreleased live track)
When You Don't Brie Me (all The Sisters)
A Deeper Lanarkshire Blue (Ghost Dance)
You're on a Roll (on Sausage)
ma man!
What about
1952 Vincent Black Pudding Rösti
Little Barbecued Chicken Wing
Rösti Never Sleeps
Cowboy Chunkies
(No subject)
Maybe he could rustle up a
Justin Currie
Slightly bland and not everyone's favourite but if you could just get people to have a taste they might find they like it.
doubt
it
I'll have a double helping please
Surely...
this is a job for the Crowther/Dougie J axis?
No more puns from me...
that's my resolution for the new year.
oh but Mr Crowther
your punning stunts are part of the blog's attraction - an essential ingredient one might say
Steeleye Flan?
Save all your Quiches for me?
In a Lonely Plaice?
Can't be tempted...? Come on - you know you want to
I don't know about you...
but I never seem to keep to my new year resolutions for long!
crumpet sounds
Hoorah!
PC is back and all is well in Punland
Now where's that Dougie J got to? maybe getting stuck into Rubber Sole re-master?
I love
Penne lane
Mmmmm tasty...
Ian Brown Windsor Soup
Green on Red Snapper with Badly Drawn Boiled Rice
The Good, The Bad and the Queen of Puddings
Half Man Half Cheese and Biscuits.
Iron & Wine
cooked by Kaiser Chefs in Kitchens of Distinction.
Not forgetting your very own Paul Bernays Sauce.
BOOM!BOOM!
We Are The Champignons
We Will, We Will Rocquefort
Who Wants to Live Focaccia?
A Kind Of Haggis
Another One Bites The Crust
Or they could just
have a roll with it.
Sorry.
Bowie's Italian album
Stagioni A Stagioni
also
Suzi Quatro Stagioni
Is it Nouvelle cuisine or...
Classical Gastronomy?
Prince's
I could never take the Plaice of your man
served with Little Red Courgettes
Washed down with a bottle of wine of the times
Crocodile rocquefort
Rebus's suggestion from the Ian Rankin book which features just such a restaurant.
A plate of...
Meatballs of Confusion sounds tempting.
Love and Rockets
basically Bauhaus sans Murph covered that
XTC's sweetmeat delight
Ball and Brain.
I know it's offal but I like it!
Making Flans for Nigel!
..not on their album The Big (Pizza) Express, but which may well lead to Me and the WInd (pardon).
We could also have...
Dear Cod
The Meeting Plaice
Hake Up
Love On A Farmboy's Sages
Respectable Meat
This is Popcorn
and their own titled
The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead
Perhaps a salad?
I fought the coleslaw
Lettuce down easy
Tomato the Line
The first days of spring onions
served with either
Salad Cream
or
Non, je ne vinaigrette rien
With a sprinkle of
Bohemian Rapeseed Oil...
Last Helpings from me...
Keith 'Pink' Floyd's Dark Side of the Mousse
Other chefs:
Robert Crayfish, Blind Lemon Sorbé, Sea-Bass Steve, Sceamin' Jay Monkfish, Sharks Finn Brothers, The Frying Burrito Brothers.
The Sweets - A Banoffee Pie Don't Come For Free;
On The Cheese Boards with Taste;
Primal Ice Cream;
Tom Petty & The Hash Browns;
The Mahavishnu Smorgasbord.
Time for my medication........