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''dignity at work in Parliament''
Shadow equalities minister Kate Green has complained about a beer called "Top Totty" which was being sold in the Commons bar
Story here
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9056914/Top-Tott...
It seems she was concerned about the picture of "a nearly naked woman on the tap" and called for a debate on dignity at work in Parliament. The near naked woman in question was a cartoonish rendition of a bikini clad waitress complete with bunny ears.
Is this a just a sense of humour failure or am I totally out of sync on what is acceptable in society any more? I discussed this with my 23 and 21 year old daughters and they just laughed (but that could have been just at me).
I would fully understand if it was topless pictures or calendars adorning the walls of the bar but a small drawing which could not be more that an inch high?
As shadow equalities minister isn't there more important issues to debate? Or am I just a sexist misogynist dinosaur?
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I think it's her call
She's at her work and it makes her uncomfortable. If I displayed anything similar at my, admittedly excruciatingly right-on, place of work I'd be sacked. I think the name of the beer is actually more offensive and I suspect Kate Green does as well. Its pathetic.
The other point is that the House resembles a gentlemens club of adolescent, sniggering, sexist public schoolboys (Calm down, dear! etc) quite enough as it is. Anything, even something as trivial as banning this, which bursts that bubble and makes it resemble a modern workplace, where being a preening, self regarding, sexist wanker is not acceptable, is worthwhile.
Where
do you work?
A mental health
charity in the East End of Glasgow.
You cant really support disadvantaged groups if you tolerate any sort of discrimination against any other groups. So a degree of political correctness is understandable.
?
I'm not sure what else should be more important to the Shadow Equalities Minister than raising an objection to a blatant example of the objectification of women. The fact that people still think its OK to call a beer 'Top Totty' and to advertise it with a picture of a scantily clad woman shows how far we have to go before we can do away with the need for Equalities Ministers... I asked my 44 year old wife and 15 year old daughter and they both agreed.
Counter-productive
I'm not sure it's quite the done thing to reply to one's own posts, but what the hell...
One of my work colleagues has just pointed out that, whatever one thinks of Ms Green's actions, one consequence of what she has done will be an increase in sales of the beer in question, thanks to all the free publicity it's now getting. I'm not sure that will necessarily encourage them to re-think their marketing strategy.
I'm not ganging up
I just genuinely feel that goatboyuk69 has articulated what I think in a more timely fashion than I did.
Another viewpoint
Parliament,like Caesar's wife, should be above suspicion.
Ridiculously naive to have it there in the first place, and she was right to draw attention to it.
In the grand scheme of things
it doesn't seem that important. There are a huge number of other more pressing issues at the moment, such as how women are being hardest hit by government cuts.
A pint of Top Totty is a bit Carry On, and a bit naff. So is this a fuss over nothing? The anti-PC brigade will definitely think so. They'll take offence at the fact that other people have taken offence. Which is a delicious irony, if you think about it. Although interestingly, if you read the story, you'll find that Kate Green found the fact that this beer was on sale "disturbing", and it's the headline writers that have decided that she's taken "offence".
I understand her point as being this: Maybe Parliament, which plays host to the very people who draft and vote on issues of gender equality, is not the right place for this beer.
No doubt the old line about humourless feminists will be trotted out by all and sundry. "Can't take a joke, can they? It's just a bit of fun."
But, just for a laugh, imagine this:
Imagine if the gender balance was reversed in the Commons.
Imagine if the place was run mainly by women (most of whom went to the same all girls' schools together).
Imagine there were only a few male MPs, who found it hard to be taken seriously, because most of the women judged them on their their hairstyle, how tight-fitting their trousers were, and what shoes they wore.
Imagine if lots of women MPs had done photoshoots for GQ magazine, fashion-styled and made-up and posed to make them look attractive - and the media didn't think this was worth commenting on. And then imagine that the few male MPs who did the same thing were subjected to masses of media comment about how they were 'letting the side down' and setting back masculinism because they were wearing trousers under which they dared to be carrying a penis.
Imagine if those outnumbered male MPs went into the bar to find the girls ordering pints of "Hot Cocky" and giggling at the picture on the...er...pump, featuring a cartoon man with bulging underpants.
Imagine how they'd laugh when they heard the shout of: "Here comes a some hot cock, girls," as they walked in.
Just a thought.
Calm Down Dear!
Only joking.
I agree with every word DG.
And before anyone says anything I don't know this woman, I dont have a twitter account and I've never been to a mingle.
How do you know it's a girl?
The name might be designed purely to lure you into the trap into which you may have stumbled headfirst.
Maybe.
Good job it wasnt
Jacqui Smith on the tap - all hell would have broke loose.Satorm in a teacup? Possibly.
Gender issues should be irrelevant in a modern society
Right, drakeygirl and goatboyuk69?
(Probably-wise-just-in-case-disclaimer: J/K.)
Well I'm a woman
and now she is a man.
...
*changes name to Adperson*
It's crass. The brewery should not be proud.
And Kate Green is quite right.
It would've been even better if a male MP had made the point, though.
Drakey's post does concern me a little. Lots of chances for comments about MPs pumping their handles, floods of liquid gushing forth, good head always important, etc and she's deliberately ignored them all.
You missed
"giving the pipes a regular flush".
Context, Mr Law. Context.
My round
Get this down your neck.
Down with this sort of thing!
http://servingbeers.com/alcohol/7985/Hepworth-Blonde.html
If you've not much on today* DG you might want to do some pump clip design for this one...
*As it were.
Phwoarrr! Eh? Eh? Phwoarrrr!
Just for you, skirky.
I picked the wrong moment
to eat my lunch.
When I was a lad just out of school I worked in an engineering company that had a production line staffed entirely by women a fair bit older than me in the main. I used to dread walking past because they all used to stop working to stare at me in silence as I went by. Sometimes they would tell me what they would like to do (I was certain they didn't want to, it was just part of their fun) and/or grab my bum as I went past.
It was very intimidating to a 16 year old, it certainly wasn't much fun for me.
My point there, in case it is misconstrued, was not to state that women can be just as sexist, as it the only time it happened, but to say how unpleasant it can be when you are on the receiving end of people 'having a bit of fun'.
Indeed.
Sexism is blatantly wrong, no matter who's dishing it out and who's receiving it.
What happened to you was horrible, and I'm sorry to hear it.
Funny what some people think is acceptable in a workplace... I've had some unpleasant things happen to me in my time, actually it's pretty intimidating however old you are. But making those sorts of comments and groping a 16 year old's particularly crummy.
I suppose
we should be grateful that MPs aren't quaffing pints of the charmingly named Dog's Bollocks, a beer I have never felt the urge to sample, even though I am a fan of Wychwood Brewery's products. Oh, and as per Red Umpire's post earlier, Slaters, the brewers of Top Totty, are crowing mightily on their website about increased sales following the hoo-ha.
In answer to the OP's question
No, I don't think you're a "sexist misogynist dinosaur". It's about context. There is a long tradition of giving real ale beers risque names so it's not alone in that respect. As a real ale drinker myself you become accustomed to asking for something that sounds like an indecent proposal. I've seen a group of blokes use a beer's name (Bishop's Finger) as an excuse to make suggestive comments to a clearly embarrassed and threatened girl working in an off licence.
This is the problem in a nutshell. When you put products that consciously objectify the way women are presented in the context of the public domain a percentage of men assume that its public availability gives them licence to act and behave in an inappropriate manner. Not all men, just some. The difficulty is knowing in what context the behaviour or actions are inappropriate. As a rule of thumb the older the generation the more difficult it is to see where offence is being given. I know this from experience.
As Drakeygirl points out when the context - such as Parliament - is already weighted heavily in favour of the male gender sometimes redressing the balance requires a sharp pull on the fulcrum in order to set the correct standard. It's a shame that it's always a woman who has to do this.
Plenty of people on here (myself included)have bitched and moaned about MPs failing to meet the standards expected of them when it comes to questions of morality and judgement (e.g. expenses). Equality is a perfectly reasonable standard to aspire to and showing dignity and respect in the work-place towards either sex is surely the minimum of standards to expect.
So does this mean..
that 'Sheep Shagger's Ale' should be regarded as offensive to those of us who have had to spend time in Lanarkshire?
or
in sheep.
That's
Much the same thing
Hard to defend. Though...
Minorly ambivalent about this one. Mainly, certain female personages of my acquaintances are fond of the real ale, and anything to piss off a rising sector of their market seems unwise. Certainly it seems a silly logo, not worth defending.
Also, you would think that any PR person worth their salt would have spotted that that this might could a headline or two if someone sharp-eyed happened to notice it in the Palace of Westminster. Maybe this is what they hoped for. Anyway, I believe other Slater's beers are still on sale.
On the other hand, I have a smidgeon of sympathy for the other side here. I have no idea how laddish or otherwise discouraging to women the Strangers' Bar is (perhaps the Massive can advise); however this beer has supposedly been on sale there since 2007, and no-one complained until Kate Green five years later. Further, Ms. Green has only been an MP since 2010, but clearly she never set foot in this bar in the best part of two years. Not exactly the principal workplace then. This certainly does not alter her right to kick off, but it does recall the introduction of the smoking ban. Then, it came across as the triumph of the prim, who clearly did not go to the pubs but who did not hesitate in legislating those who did, indeed claiming there would be a rising in business from non-smokers once the ban took off. The evidence since has not supported this, and loads of pubs have gone to the wall.
Maybe I just have a cob on about a succession of legislators dabbling in pubs for the benefit of their non-patrons, and then walking away from the ensuing destruction without a backward glance.
On the whole though, just re-brand the beer !
Not quite the facts
The beer has twice been a guest beer. It was a guest beer in the Strangers Bar before for a period of time in 2007 but it hasn't been on sale permanently since then. This was its second appearance.
I broadly agree with your sentiments about the smoking ban but I think this is a different issue motivated by a clear principle rather than by a detached primness.
As for pubs the best thing MPs could do is sort out the problems in the beer tie.
If these are not the facts...
...I stand corrected.
Smoking ban
Why was it a triumph of the prim? The smoking ban made my pub and gig going far, far more pleasant - no more coming out stinking of old fags, no more throats feeling like they've been sandpapered, no more burn marks on my t-shirt from people who don't know not to thrust lit objects at people. It also means that the pub is now a great option on a weekend afternoon with the kids.
You're right that it hasn't helped the pubs, but they have been in decline for years, and it put an end to the crazy situation where it was the people tainting the air whose rights were being upheld.
Um... this off-topic mini-rant was brought to you by an uncharacteristically disgruntled Monty. Normal servioce will resume.
Have seperate bars..
then there's no problem. Make staff aware when they take the job of the risks.
Smokers should not dictate to non-smokers and vice versa.
Realisation dawns...
...when you are in a smoking room in an airport, that most people in there look somewhat down on their luck. It's done grimly and in silence.
Pubs no longer stink
of fags - they now stink of piss, which had previously been masked by the stink of fags.
And farts.
A roomful of middle-aged blokes drinking real ale and Guinness and eating pork scratchings..
Doesn't bear thinking about, really.
Unless it's a Mingle, of course. Because male Word readers would never break wind when there are ladies present.
Probably.
Smoking ban
I am with you on a gig ban. However not all pubs are places you want to take the kids. Some pubs are local dives where during the hours of daylight the old boys hang out when they are not in the bookies. Those guys are particularly bitter about this.
Going back and subverting my own argument, I was in my local boutique beer emporium this evening, and there seems to have been a bit of a run on Top Totty, but I could still procure bottles of Oor Bonnie (Scottish flag, lots of bare leg, made in Runcorn), Eines Kleine Kolsch (Germanic, otherwise ditto) and Belgian Bitch (dragons...). Maybe the world of ale is not as cuddly and right on as we assume. Mind you I could also buy a few bottles of Arrogant Bastard.
These days it is the smell of disinfectant I notice.
I can't think
of any convincing reason why there should be subsidised bars in a Parliament building.
Its their work. Why should they get help getting pissed?
There is a scandal...
...about the beer in the House of Commons.
It's the fact that it's subsidised by the taxpayer. Why should I pay for cheap booze for someone who earns three times what I do?
Jackie Smith thread. Pt.2?
Excellent!
As an ex-smoker
i agree with Uncle Monty that a visit to the pub is now a much more pleasant experience. Their decline is more to do with cheap supermarket beers/alcopops. I know countless people who take a bottle of vodka out with them, buy a fruit juice and top it up with Vodka. Hardly conducive to increasing pub revenues.
An awful lot..
of publicans would beg to differ.
Daft buggers
Had the Strangers Bar ordered Tactical Nuclear Penguin from Aberdeenshire, certain alleged perverters of the course of justice would have been too snowblind to even find their car, let alone drive it (and the penguin in question doesn't even have its gender defined)
http://www.brewdog.com/product/tactical-nuclear-penguin
Written in error
Sorry
A bizarre 70s throwback
Like those cans of Tennant's lager that used to have half-dressed women on them.
website linkage
the brewer of TT, Slater's, has a website .. on the front page is a link through to a video clip of a local news programme that covers the 'scandal' in fairly balanced style (Slater's Brewery On Staffs Live)
http://www.slatersales.co.uk/