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"Did you have a nice time?" and other post-holiday questions answered

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The Word Podcast is back from its annual holidays. That means it's rested, refreshed and finds it hard to concentrate on the same subject for more than a few minutes. Mark Ellen, David Hepworth, Barry McIlheney and Fraser Lewry flit from the subject of Annie Leibowitz's mortgage difficulties, Bob Dylan being picked up for loitering to watching The Wire with sub-titles, taking in Mark's vertical cycling adventures and Barry's travels across Europe with a pair of uncommunicative teenagers along the way.

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I'm an ex-pat living in California. I drive 100 miles a day, in San Francisco Bay Area traffic, to and from work. I subscribe to quite a few podcasts, mostly footy, British comedy, British newspapers etc.

The absolute highlight of my week is seeing The Word podcast in my iPod. It's my favourite by miles.

However, I've worn out the volume knob on my car stereo, turning it up and down, up and down, every time David speaks at -99db, then the guest speaks at +99db.
If I kick in a few bucks for a couple of extra mics, would it help? :)

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Swash | 21 August 2009 - 5:25am

Nope

But pay for a recording studio, and we'd be thrilled.

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Fraser Lewry | 21 August 2009 - 8:05am

Do you..

..use any compression or limiting Fraser?

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Jim M | 28 August 2009 - 12:33pm

Yes

The audio is compressed in Audacity.

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Fraser Lewry | 28 August 2009 - 12:39pm

What settings

do you use? I'm just interested, I'm not criticising or anything!

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Jim M | 29 August 2009 - 2:40pm

Settings

Generally speaking, threshold -6db, ratio 2:1, attack time 0.2 seconds, normalising to 0db afterwards.

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Fraser Lewry | 29 August 2009 - 2:57pm

Use headphones or your computer speakers

Then you can hear it all and get a good sense of a number of people in a room.

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Mousey | 21 August 2009 - 8:11am

Rather difficult

in his car :-)

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Black Type | 21 August 2009 - 1:56pm

Welcome back, that and the

Welcome back, that and the spurs show in 1 week
does it get any better!

Baz no likey animation? Shame on you
it's always been a pleasure when I used to meet dom and you were there
I'm going to have to reconsider that opinion! ;)

COYS

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gaz | 21 August 2009 - 9:06am

Barnet Odeon

When I think of my anger and dissatisfaction at cinemas and cinema audiences in the last decade, I'm astonished at how many of these feelings have arisen from screenings at this particular venue. It's been one of my locals for 12 years, and I avoid it at all costs.

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Lucas Hare | 21 August 2009 - 9:27am

Peak?

'Peek', surely?

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logan | 21 August 2009 - 9:33am

Whoops

I shall fix. Thanks.

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Fraser Lewry | 21 August 2009 - 9:35am

While you're at it...

...can you sub the rest of the internet?

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David Hepworth | 21 August 2009 - 9:38am

I'll get onto it

after lunch.

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Fraser Lewry | 21 August 2009 - 9:39am

Don't mind him, Fraser...

... the bosses are always tetchy or sarcy when they have to come back to the office after their hols.

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peterafifer | 21 August 2009 - 1:01pm

Or you could try to reverse

the recent trend for howlers in the actual magasine, if we remember why we're here in the first place!

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Mark JF | 25 August 2009 - 1:20pm

Hmmm, magasine?

...

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Jed Clampett | 25 August 2009 - 1:25pm

Gosh

I feel massively vindicated, yet somehow petty.

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logan | 21 August 2009 - 9:43am

Re: smelly food & subtitles

My friend was enjoying a relaxing sauna in a public fitness centre recently. She was slighlty perturbed to see a fellow user wander into the humid steam room carrying a large bucket of chicken and proceed to munch their way through the reeking contents obvious to any appeals to desist.

Subtitles: having watched the Wire mainly on the Tv (live) I've never used the subtitles (not sure my laptop has them) and not missed them apart from the odd bit of slang. The meaning of the scenes were mostly clear. Usually any slang becomes clear later in the show.

Oddly the only time I felt the need for subtitles is last night's episode based in the newpaper, the first five minutes of newsroom slang was totaly incomprehensible!

lastly the one bit of the Wire I was slow on the up take on and just wanted to check, did anyone else think "Snoop" was a bloke ( I thought she was some sort of 14 year old hitman for several shows!)

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Chris G | 21 August 2009 - 11:07am

Snoop

Yep, I thought that too.

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Fraser Lewry | 21 August 2009 - 12:04pm

Snoop

is a girl ?!

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Adman | 21 August 2009 - 9:57pm

Nope....

Snoop is a boy and currently plays left back for Tottenham Hotspur FC.

Details here........

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/players/first_team/benoitassouekotto.htm...

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Six Dog | 25 August 2009 - 3:40pm

internet connection and bring your own sweets

Talking about getting onto the web whilst on holiday - I took my netbook with me on the basis that I would look up places to visit in the Dordogne.

Couldn't get a wifi connection in the gite or in fact in most towns down there - or if you could you had to be a subscriber to a particular ISP.

Anyway - we were saved by Mcdonalds who apart from selling questionably healthy artery cloggers - had whizzy and free wifi. So apart from collecting a number of free glasses - my son could log on and check the status of his pet frog - which made his day.

Plus Mcdonalds in France have this screen ordering system where you can order your burger (in multiple languages)without having to queue for ages and converse in a foreign language.

Something positive to say about mcdonalds.

PS I refuse to buy cinema food and drink cos its a rip-off. Buy your sweeties before-hand from a supermarket pick and mix and smuggle in some cans of coke or something stronger - who will see you when the lights are down! Certain chains get arsey about taking in your own food - but I keep reminding them that they are running a cinema and not a restaurant ;0)

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andrewdavidlong | 21 August 2009 - 12:54pm

Holiday games

Tim Dowling's piece today may raise a laugh:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/aug/22/tim-dowling-holiday-g...

Surefire games for a rainy holiday:

[...] And so, for perhaps the fourth year running, I have spent the first Saturday of the season not on the beach but in the local town, in a low-ceilinged snooker club above Boots, where we are presently watching Chelsea play Hull in the company of six other Chelsea supporters, one very quiet Hull fan and a couple of postmen who have finished work early. It might seem a shame to waste the afternoon in a darkened bar on a sunny day, but we are in Cornwall, so it is not sunny.

This visit is technically a violation of the no-screens rule imposed by my wife, which bans all use of computers, phones and other gadgets before 6pm, in order to inculcate a love of simpler pleasures, such as staring out of the window at the unceasing rain. In the absence of any sort of virtual refuge, we have also fallen back on several traditional games, the most diverting of which I list here as an aid to other families who might find themselves in similar circumstances.

Is It Six Yet? Three or more players. All participants gather round a clock and watch the minute hand creep forward. At any point, a player may shout, "Is it six yet?" even when the clock clearly shows that it's 11am. If the umpire feels the shouting is too frequent, he may threaten to extend play until 6.30pm, or even 7pm, although he's only making a rod for his own back, frankly.

etc

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SpaceBoy | 22 August 2009 - 2:30pm

The Wire with or without subtitles

Have watched the whole thing twice now and haven't used subtitles. I sort of tuned in to the dialogue after a while. Watching on DVD helps, in that you can go back and check what is going on if you feel the need. If people feel that subtitles help them enjoy it, however, why should that be a problem? Maybe I'll use them next time to see if I missed anything that matters.
Yes, I also assumed Snoop was a boy, but knowing otherwise I wonder how that was possible.

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BMoff | 21 August 2009 - 1:19pm

The Wire subtitled (spoilers season 1, episode 1)

Barksdale: Sit your backside down young man.

D’Angelo (Sits in booth): I am fully aware that matters have not gone as they should have. However in my defence I must stress that the gentleman known to us as Pooh caught me off my guard. He lunged at me like an escaped lunatic!

Barksdale: So you shot the devil!

D’Angelo: I must again persist in my assertion that the aforementioned gentleman was behaving in an extremely confrontational manner towards me.

Barksdale: You were, at the time, located in a building controlled by our organisation. You had reliable men posted on both staircases and reinforcements gathered around the exterior of the property. Furthermore you had a gun. What I fail to understand is how in the name of the King George you shot a gentlemen of Afro-Caribbean descent in front of a sentry post and a large crowd of witnesses.

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backwards7 | 21 August 2009 - 9:40pm

That is brilliant!

Where can I find the rest of the episode?

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Adman | 21 August 2009 - 9:55pm

Great podcast chaps...

... good to have ye back.

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Nicodemus | 22 August 2009 - 8:39pm

God is in his

heaven, normality is restored, all is well again

phew

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James Blast | 22 August 2009 - 10:14pm

Great podcast

and great to hear more Big Star stuff - I remember David's great story of spending time with Mr Chilten long ago. However Chris Bell had left before they made Third as far as I'm aware so I'd be interested to know what album Dickinson was talking about.
Agree wholeheartedly with the general point though. Imagine Prince with an editor!

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Mr Fade | 23 August 2009 - 10:08am

good to have y'all back

I thought that in the interview Jim Dickinson was talking about the engineer at Ardent as the person he could have in the room. (Either Alex Chilton or engineer-whose-name-escapes-me)

Can't access youtube from here but the video is at :

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/jim-dickinson-rip

(If it's not in that video, follow the youtube links for related ones)

And yes, I was pleased to have one of my contributions in the podcast

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el hombre malo | 24 August 2009 - 1:40pm

Have you noticed the

Have you noticed the Guardian Media Talk podcast seems to have copied the 'what have you learnt this week' segment from Word?

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Paul Cunningham | 24 August 2009 - 12:23pm

A pedant writes...

In the podcast David Hepworth says that Inglourious Basterds is "four times" as long as Tarantino's earlier work. Although at 153 mins, it is 54 minutes longer than Reservior Dogs, Pulp Fiction was 154 minutes, as was Jackie Brown, while Kill Bill vols 1 and 2 clock in at a combined 247 minutes. Tarantino just seems to prefer the longer form.

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Andy Lynes | 24 August 2009 - 1:58pm

Disappearing into a crowd

I think Dylan's claim that he's able to do this may explain much of Van Morrison's notorious, er, personality issues. He seems to hate and resent being famous, seeing it as the tax he's forced to pay if he is to continue doing what he wants to do, which is to write and sing R&B songs, whether anyone happens to be listening or not. Dylan protests that he's not a prophet, but Van Morrison goes further, hankering after a life as a non-public figure that he simply can't have.

If you think about it, it's actually a terrible bind to find yourself in: to be an intensely shy person with just one vocation in life, but, unlike cabinet-making or book-binding, it's a vocation that necessarily involves being recognised and, in consequence, deified or dissed by millions of people all over the world.

"Leave me alone and I'll live a happy life, but I can't live any kind of life if you don't attend my concerts and buy my records." Oh, bugger.

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Archie Valparaiso | 25 August 2009 - 10:15am

Grass is always greener syndrome?

I agree with what you are saying Archie, but I think Van would have been an equally grumpy window cleaner had fame not come a-knocking. He's a lucky man. There are plenty of unknowns out there with an equally powerful vocation, who must live their lives in miserable, impoverished obscurity. I'm sure they'd love the chance to ask to be left alone.

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Adman | 26 August 2009 - 8:46am

I was once involved in a high-powered music business function...

....where the guests included Eric Clapton, Cher, Oasis, lots of really big names - and Van Morrison. He was the only one who demanded to be smuggled into the building via the kitchens, where he was bound to cause more remark than if he'd walked in through the front door, the same one that royalty use. I'm sure if he were shopping in Doncaster Tesco right now he wouldn't be noticed or bothered. He just likes seeing himself as the helpless victim of sinister forces.

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David Hepworth | 26 August 2009 - 12:34pm

Smuggling rock stars

Ernie, the eccentric old caretaker at our school, used to be head of police at Heathrow Airport. He had many tales to tell about celebrity egos.
For example, he recalled the time when the members of UB40, just off a plane, took him quietly to one side to request a police escort past the screaming fans that would be waiting for them at Arrivals.
Ernie assured them he'd do his best, and then took great relish in exaggeratedly ushering them through an empty Arrivals hall, calling to non-existent fans to step back and make way for their idols.

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Nick White | 26 August 2009 - 12:43pm

Give that man

an OBE.

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Molesworth | 26 August 2009 - 1:28pm

Currently dealing with a very similar situation

For a "film star". Not, by any means someone in the Jude Law/Brad Pitt/Tom Cruise/Angelina/Barbara Windsor or Keira stakes either.

His PR team are coming to check access routes.

I had to ask them to repeat the request. I genuinely couldn't believe it!

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Six Dog | 27 August 2009 - 10:34am

Time/money inversely proportional to quality

Regarding limiting the time and budget of photographers to get better results, I think the best comparison is with music videos.

My favourite music videos at the moment are these, of the Jim Jones Revue, a small-time rock 'n' roll band with a big sound and a great stage presence:
http://tinyurl.com/mgswgx
http://tinyurl.com/7xt3uj

No budget was needed to show the band and the songs at their best - just the skill and imagination to put the camera in the right places at the right times. No other video could possibly do a better job of promoting this product.
Would Duran Duran have survived this kind of raw exposure of their abilities?

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Nick White | 25 August 2009 - 10:59am

Jim Jones Revue

Agreed. They are an astoundingly good live band. The last few times I've seen them play they had Mick Jones and Bobby Gillespie going semi-mental in the crowd.

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McLongWhiteCloud | 25 August 2009 - 11:08am

Financial Revue

I just hope that if the Jim Jones Revue were to hit the big time (ha! some chance!), they wouldn't feel obliged to film themselves on a yacht in the Caribbean.

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Nick White | 25 August 2009 - 11:54am

Catch Up

I am a bit of a latecomer to these podcasts and have been playing catch-up lately. I have listened to 84 podcasts in the last two weeks in the bath, dog walking, driving, shopping but mostly in work where i have my own office, and have to lten with one headphone in my left ear in case the boss walks in where i casually scratch my ear and deposit said headphone down the front of my shirt. So far so good and if i'm not caught i'll be up to date by the weekend (if i don't get sacked beforehand).

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Randlepmcmurphy | 26 August 2009 - 12:14am

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Nick White | 26 August 2009 - 8:24am

the cover CD

Having just registered for the site - although read every issue of the mag - can I just say how wonderful the cover CD is this month and the lovely surprise of a Stackridge track. Made me buy a copy of their new CD straight off - even though there wasnt a Word review to confirm it's brilliance. and IT'S BLOODY GOOD TOO

Thanks for the pointer and now going to check out more by Angel Brothers, Joe Henry and Young Rebel Set. YOu'll be hearing from my bank manager if you keep up this standard

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ianosborne | 26 August 2009 - 4:36pm

Subtitles - going in the other direction

When BBC America show Ashes to Ashes they add subtitles for Gene Hunt's dialogue. Not for any of the other characters, just Gene Hunt. The subtitles are sometimes bowdlerized.

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Ian L. | 27 August 2009 - 11:39pm

Sneaking booze into the movies

Myself and some friends have seen two football-related films this year at our local picture house. On both occasions, we have smuggled drink in, purchased from the bar across the street.

The staff of said bar even allowed us to test out various cans and bottles to see if we could hide them about our persons without them being detectable.

For 'The Damned United' I opted for two bottled lagers in my front pockets but when it came to 'Looking For Eric' I switched to two cans of LCL in my back pockets, combined with a large untucked shirt.

I am 37.

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johnzilla | 30 August 2009 - 4:45am

August deaths

To give some substance to Barry's claims about deaths in August from the heat, some years back when we visited Memphis, Tn and were being taken by a local guide to Sun Studios he claimed that Sam Phillips death was not due to the complaint he had been hospitalised for, but because the air conditioning in the hospital failed. This was just a few months after Sam's death. Strictly speaking he died July 30th July, but its close enough.
Living in Noth London just where it's starting to get hilly and being a cyclist I can confess to those smug feelings Mark Ellen mentions when passing other cyclists on hills. Especially those who have spent vast amounts on their bikes but have not got a clue about how or why to use their gears.

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Carl Parker | 6 September 2009 - 4:29pm
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