Did you ever paint a band logo on your school bag?

I'm aware this just might make sense to me and anyone else who went to school in Northumberland.

While at school in the '70's the school bag of choice among the lads was a canvas haversack. Carried over one shoulder the main flap of the bag was a broad blank space ripe and ready for a bit of display and decoration.

Most of us, once we got one, would immediately paint on our favourite band logo, or an album cover. I lost count of the number of freehand slightly off-scale representations of Dark Side of the Moon amongst the 6th Form when I moved up to High School.

My effort, which took a whole week of stencilling and careful tongue-stuck-out painting, was the Status Quo logo taken specifically from the Blue For You album (silver lettering and dramatic black shadowing). The most popular by a mile though amongst the cool long hairs who were good at Physics was Rush's 2112.

Was this a nationwide thing? Does it still go on?

Oh yes...

plenty of logos (Zeppelin, Floyd, AC/DC etc), but my masterpiece was a painstaking reproduction of this... took me bloody ages!

Patrick Crowther | 30 July 2008 - 10:29pm

Not a bag but...

Yeah; that's right. Be jealous of me and my Marillion coat.

I found it at the bottom of a wardrobe last year while in the throes of moving house hence why it's so screwed up and the house is such a tip.

This was its final outing before being consigned to the great recycling bin in the sky.

I did have a bag with lots logos on it too.

Sometimes I wonder why I was such a hit with the ladies when younger. And then I remember the coat. And the bag.

Smokin'...

Fraser M | 30 July 2008 - 10:46pm

Bloody hell!

Sir, my cap is well and truly doffed. Beyond the call of duty etc etc.

My King Crimson schoolbag didn't have the ladies forming an orderly queue, come to think of it. Maybe I should have tried 'Tarkus' by ELP...

Patrick Crowther | 30 July 2008 - 10:50pm

This may well have been...

...the greatest garment ever, better even than the Turin Shroud and Joseph's coat of many colours.

backwards7 | 30 July 2008 - 11:00pm

To think that a man named Derek Dick...

could inspire such idolatry.

Patrick Crowther | 30 July 2008 - 11:02pm

Crikey!

I bet you were cat nip for the ladies.

David Hepworth | 31 July 2008 - 8:54pm

Beating them off with a...

Actually, I was the one bea...

Actually, just leave it, eh?

Fraser M | 31 July 2008 - 9:53pm

Fraser's coat has taken over this thread

and rightly so. Amazing.

It was a nationwide trend Andy and I had an Ultravox album on my rucksack.
I had to tell people what it was though because it was so badly done.

Scott Wilkinson | 31 July 2008 - 12:18am

Did you have a Joe Dolce rucksack as well?

That would have been even cooler...

Patrick Crowther | 31 July 2008 - 7:21am

Your post has just clicked Patrick....

I was beginning to feel mildly confused and possibly insulted.

Scott Wilkinson | 31 July 2008 - 7:56am

Yeah...

all that 'who kept 'Vienna' off the number one spot' guff that used to follow Ultravox around like a bad smell...

No confusion or insult intended!

Patrick Crowther | 31 July 2008 - 8:29am

Fraser receives this thread's DCM

Distinguished Coat Medal.

Oh Dear. What I remember was that as we got 'older' our tastes would change and more layers of paint would have to be applied. The likes of Quo would get painted out to be replaced by an Iron Maiden Eddie. Then the next term he would disappear under a layer of black as a homage to Judas Priest's 'British Steel' emerged.

By the time we got to A levels the flaps of these bags were almost a centimetre think with paint and totally rigid. One badly-timed swing from your shoulder and you could knock someone's teeth out with a heavy corner.

Andy Barrons | 31 July 2008 - 7:38am

The bigger danger

was that you tapped the bag on a wall and it shattered!

Fraser M | 31 July 2008 - 7:42am

Or

the paint would craze and idle fingers would over a period of time pick it off in random patches.

The results could be genuinely disturbing in a psychedelic way as previous layers re-emerged. AC/DC merging into an image of Genesis' Nursery Crymes cover. Motorhead's Bomber sleeve morphing into an MSG logo.

Terrifying.

Andy Barrons | 31 July 2008 - 9:49am

Nope

But I did have this picture of Frank on my Rough Book, tucked casually under my arm. Thought I was a real cool dude (correct of course...) but have never, to this day, heard anything from that album.

Beany | 31 July 2008 - 8:30am

Ohhhh - Road ladies

Don't it ever get lonesome?
Yeah! Sure gets lonesome . . .
Don't it ever get sad when you go out on the road?
Oh, there was one time in Minneapolis . . . when I thought I had the clap for sure
Don't it ever get lonesome?
Lonesome ain't the word
Don't it ever get sad when you go out on a thirty day tour?
Oh, I'll take away . . .
You got nothing but groupies and promotors to love you
And a pile of laundry by the hotel door

Don't it ever get lonesome?
Don't it ever give a young man the blues?
Don't it ever get lonesome?
Don't it ever make a young man wanna go back home?
When the P.A. system eats it,
And the band plays some of the most terriblist shit you've ever known.

Frank eh - love him.

Twangothan | 31 July 2008 - 7:08pm

Being lazy and artistically disinclined

I just wrote the band names on the inside of my ring binders, and occasional snatches of lyrics. However I do recall painting Therapy?'s triangular face logo on my pencil case with tippex.

However during an early rebellious jazz phase I did apply the tippex to the desk in my biology GCSE class to render the name John Coltrane onto it. The teacher later saw it and assumed that a pupil named John Coltrane had written it and demanded to know if anyone knew someone of such a name. The perfect crime.

Niks | 31 July 2008 - 8:54am

We went one further

At my first school in North Wales those of us who did Technical Drawing had portfolios made of two sheets of ply taped along one edge and held shut with the clips we used to hold paper to drawing boards. These were A3 sized and provided a huge flat surface for drawing on. I went with Iron Maiden and Twisted Sister logos on each side, surrounded by as many smaller logos as I could fit on.

As if that wasn't enough, when I changed schools after moving to Chesterfield I cam across this innovation: canvas bags as previously described but with the addition of sheets of wood attached underneath the flap which gave a nice flat surface for painting on. Metal/prog/rock artists were the decoration of choice.

Then, after a chance encounter with a Sisters of Mercy 12 inch (I think it was Temple of Love")at a birthday party I renounced all things rock and decided that the only thing to do was paint the Balaam and the Angel logo on the back of a German army shirt, the one with the little flag on the sleeve.

After that I painted no more though I always wanted a biker jacket with a New Model Army album cover painted on the back.

ceepee | 31 July 2008 - 9:13am

I did think it would be fun

to have a leather jacket with the Now That's What I Call Music logo on it. Possibly Now 5 cover with the pig.

lovelyian | 31 July 2008 - 11:14am

Ah the old canvas bag flap painting thing

A lad at our school (81-85) did a roaring trade in painting the flaps and it was obilgatory if one was into music to have one's flap painted. I had a rather snazzy logo of The Jam with the three arrows from the Precious/Town called Malice single. One lad had A Flock of Seagulls (and the haircut to match). Didn't get 'the Flock' myself...

fandang | 31 July 2008 - 11:54am

Painting the flaps

meant something different at our school......

Paul Hewston | 31 July 2008 - 12:46pm