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Posted by David Hepworth on 24 July 2010 - 6:12pm.
Kings of Leon abandon show after pigeon defecates in singer's mouth.
We're trying to reach Ozzy Osbourne for a comment.
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The Pigeon Detectives.
Ah, my coat is just over there...
Big
Girls' Blouses
when doves shite
band statement claims an infestation, creating an unending torrent of aves fecal matter.
Fan says "yeah, It looked like there was one up there"
With all the money
modern day bands use to play their enormodomes surely they could have afforded a net?
They should kick off the next gig with a cover of this:
That's shite!
I thought I was going to see actual live footage of said guano/throat encounter.
If it happened to me, I wouldn't leave my house for a month, except to go to the ENT specialist.
edit to double post
What are you people thinking!?
I don't like KoL BTW
Oh dear
The same thing happened to Cyndi Lauper whilst reaching for a high note in an open venue and she carried on...
KOL are very rock and roll
I agree they are vermin
and the pigeons are not much better...
That pigeon had
no manners, but what a critic.
Outstanding !
.
Aha
my dear Doods, I can't take credit for that one! It's from 'Knowing Me Knowing You' with Alan Partridge. Keith Hunt says it near the end, referring to an incident with a horse:
4 minutes in:
It was also...
...an ad-lib, supposedly.
Must have been yes
they can't have known that the horse was going to do that.
Can someone
clear that shit away? Just its in my shot and I don't want people to associate me with.....
I wonder if it was one of these pigeons?
Yet another example of why Animaniacs was pure unadulterated genius. And not for kids at all.
Would have been better if
it happened on the Flock Of Seagulls reform tour
None more
Spinal Tap.
A hat
Couldn't he get hold of a baseball cap? Or some other hat and then continue?
Maybe it was this one............
17 July 2010:
Housewives' Choice and top "light entertainer" Will Young insists on performing just minutes after one of his roadies dies instantly in a particularly unpleasant stage accident.
25 July 2010:
Wild-living, world-humping, Jack Daniel's-snorting rocknrolla Caleb Followhill sashays off stage in a tizz after stray bird droppings strike his cheek and lips.
Whilst only one of these men has probably heard Metallic KO, only one of them can actually match Iggy Pop for onstage nerve. Clue: he doesn't have a beard, and he has a short tongue.