Entertainment For Lively Minds
Darers Go First
Posted by Simon Moffatt on 19 June 2008 - 5:21pm.
The ol' randomiser came up with Double Dare by Bauhaus today. Much beloved in my youth, I now realise it contains possibly the weakest challenge ever put to a music fan.
Delivered in Pete Murphy's most sinister voice:
"I dare you
to despise
bureaucracy
and all it's lies"
(note to self: form a band called Darers Go First)
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Who's bad?
No. Here's the weakest challenge ever on record (unless you're under twelve, maybe):
Your butt is mine
Gonna tell you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on...
...Because I'm bad, I'm bad - come on
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad - come on, you know
(Bad bad - really, really bad)
And the whole world has to
Answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad...