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Danny Baker get well soon

Sour Crout's picture

As most of you may know Britain's finest broadcaster is very ill. He posted an update on his show's facebook page. Hopefully he won't mind me reposting it here.

I would like to offer my suppport to Danny in beating his illness and wish him a speedy recovery. Get well soon Candyman. Your servant,sir.

"Hello cats and kittens,

Apologies for the cloak and d. over recent weeks. However as it appears this is going to continue for the forseeable I really ought to offer up some sort of breadcrumbs trail as to what's going on. (As you know I am queasy about introducing vulgar real life onto the vaudeville stage so let's keep this crisp.)

After a pretty mouldy diagnosis about a month back I finally begin chemotherapy on Monday with further radiotherapy from January. Yes radiotherapy; can you beat it? This being so, the old treehouse baggy pants will be donned but sparingly. Once the quacks have soundly thrashed this thing I shall return like a rare gas and as if out of a trap. In the meantime I am watching Tommy Steele box sets (and has there ever been a more lying title to a film than TS's "It's All Happening"?) and urge you all to keep yakking up a storm and laugh extra loud at the incumbents.

Thank you for all the best wishes and concern from those who suspected as much about my "condition" and by all means keep ringing up Baylen and Amy to demand more and more Atomic Rooster and Spooky Tooth records.

So. Manly handshake. Walk right on. In the words of King George, "What what and there it is..." "

DB

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Top man

Best of luck to him.

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Spartacus Mills | 1 November 2010 - 1:35pm

Top man

Best of luck to him.

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Spartacus Mills | 1 November 2010 - 1:36pm

Great Bloke.

The Squeezers are rooting for him.

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Pencilsqueezer | 1 November 2010 - 1:46pm

If we all go out

and play football in our vest and pants, use explosive charges for goalposts and release the pigeons from Villa Park at half time to tell the rest of the world the score then we can get The Candyman through this. Come on Dan - you've got me through so much shit over the years. Get well soon.

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niallb | 1 November 2010 - 2:15pm

Tears and laughter in 3 paragraphs

What a gent. Best wishes Candyman.

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Mike Todd | 1 November 2010 - 2:16pm

It takes something like this sometimes

to realise just how much you appreciate somebody. Always there to make everything seem well when things aren't always going so goo in your own life.
Get well Danny from just one of thousands who need you in their life.

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Axekeith | 1 November 2010 - 2:25pm

...can I just add my name?

Ithankyou. Get well soon Dan.

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Neil Jung | 1 November 2010 - 2:52pm

Love

that last line,Axekeith.Beautifully put. I couldn't agree more

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Sour Crout | 1 November 2010 - 6:43pm

Yes, get well Danny...

...but no Spooky Tooth. Please.

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JoLean | 1 November 2010 - 2:29pm

Oh fuck

Get well fellah.

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Twangothan | 1 November 2010 - 2:33pm

Just One Victory Danny

and you're on your way.

Get well soon

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Nick Duvet | 1 November 2010 - 2:38pm

Have an up

None more apposite

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Graham Johns | 1 November 2010 - 3:12pm

Get well soon, Dan

This is for you:-

(Via the excellent CosmoBells)

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Paolo Meccano | 1 November 2010 - 2:40pm

Bloody hell, that's a shock

I was only listening to last year's DB podcast for the umpteenth time just yesterday. A great, great communicator. Get well soon, old boy. A positive outlook is a prerequisite for cancer survival, so that's that box ticked.

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Graham Johns | 1 November 2010 - 3:17pm

Piece of piss

Get well soon, Danny. You will overcome this minor distraction as you enter your prime.

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dai | 1 November 2010 - 3:25pm

From one Millwall boy...

To another...Get well soonest. The airwaves need you now more than ever.

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Doug B | 1 November 2010 - 3:39pm

I happened to acquire

ELP's "Pictures" and "Tarkus" on vinyl the other day---will play them just for him at the next possible opportunity---wish him the very best.

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SpaceBoy | 1 November 2010 - 3:45pm

If anyone can...

The Candyman can.
Best wishes to the Baker boy in roundly thrashing the dredded illness with a rolled up newspaper, combined with the help of our caring Docs/Nurses.

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Razor Boy | 1 November 2010 - 3:51pm

best wishes

and good luck DB. much like the 'wall all very beatable

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gaz | 1 November 2010 - 3:56pm

Good luck Dan

Genuinely shocked here. Danny's various shows over the years have been in a constant in my life, and I really hope that he can overcome this evil disease.

Be praying for you Candyman. And I don't normally do that sort of thing.

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waldorf | 1 November 2010 - 3:56pm

Love his Saturday podcasts.

Best wishes to him, even if he does support Grimwall.

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Mr Fade | 1 November 2010 - 3:57pm

I'm rooting for you Danny

Get well and get back to what you do better than anyone else, radio.

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Leedsboy | 1 November 2010 - 3:59pm

Best wishes Danny

Get well soon and hurry on back, we need you broadcasting.

Playing a little Erin Bode in your honour.

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Paul Thompson | 1 November 2010 - 4:08pm

Get well

soon, Danny.

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Mark JF | 1 November 2010 - 4:15pm

Best wishes from me too.

Can I ask the powers that be here to post Danny's piece from a 2005 Rocking Vicar mailout entitled 'IN SEARCH OF THE WORST MEMOIR IN SHOWBIZ HISTORY'

It was a review of the Ed Stewart biog which Danny renamed "Out Of The Stewpot or 60 Years A Prick."

It was a very funny bit of writing that deserves a new audience.

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Derek Ridgers | 1 November 2010 - 4:19pm

Oddly enough, I stumbled across the one and only issue

of the Rocking Vicar magazine a few months back - complete with adverts fur (at the time) unobtainable albums. The centerpiece of the magazine was a long interview with DB, in the vein of last year's podcast.

If I hadn't lost it again, I'd scan the thing in...

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stimpy | 1 November 2010 - 4:29pm

Stewpot

I can't claim seatch credit: it just popped up on Twitter.

http://soreeyes.org/archive/2005/06/05/stewpot/

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JoLean | 1 November 2010 - 4:34pm

That was pure genius

And if you're reading this, Danny, get well soon.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 2 November 2010 - 12:19am

Ouch.

That's an especially vicious review of the autobiography of an unremarkable DJ - was there previous between the two?

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Paolo Meccano | 4 November 2010 - 2:44pm

Good point.

While fully sharing the sentiments expressed above by members of the Massive, and having warm memories (loaded term) of Danny, I fully agree with your impression. Completely unwarranted, except (perhaps) in the case of personal vendetta.

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DougieJ | 6 November 2010 - 12:54am

I'll think you'll find

in Stewpot's book he blames Danny and Emma Freud amongst others for Ruining Radio 1(His words).This probably means he blames them for his Ego mad mates the boot,getting,not before time.
I think Danny has the right to reply,surely ?

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Sour Crout | 6 November 2010 - 1:15am

Fair enough.

You've provided the context that I and PauloMeccano obviously lacked. Still not sure I agree with his argument of 'ruining Radio 1'. That implies there was once a golden age which didn't rely on extraneous factors such as blanket coverage and, did I mention, blanket coverage?

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DougieJ | 6 November 2010 - 1:21am

Get well soon...

Here's some ELP.

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Patrick Crowther | 1 November 2010 - 4:29pm

Best Of, Old Chap.

I almost feel bad that we bashed your lot's sad and sorry arses 2-0 at the weekend. But I won't, and therefore will say instead that all at the itfc1959 household wish you all the very best possible and hope for a speedy recovery.

Chin up, old boy: I shall be playing Blues Variation at every opportunity to all and sundry on your best behalf.

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itfc1959 | 1 November 2010 - 4:42pm

bugger!!!!

my daily dose of Danny makes my otherwise mundane job bearable and selfishly i am genuinely dreading months without him and his unsurpassed radio shows. I know he will stoically dismiss this all as "Self Regarding Nonsense" but there are some real genuine warm sentiments towards him and the fun that he brings into our lives. Take care Candyman and best wishes to you and your loved ones.

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bert fegg | 1 November 2010 - 4:44pm

All good, nothing bad...

Well, sadly, for once, not so good. All best wishes and prayers to the man who's made me laugh and be happy more than any other braodcaster.

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jhastings | 1 November 2010 - 4:46pm

May I echo these sentiments?

Hurry up and get well Candyman.

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Gordon Kerr | 1 November 2010 - 5:05pm

sad news

His Saturday morning show on 5Live is one of the broadcast highlights of the week. "The Sausage Sandwich" game and "Monkeys dressed as people" are the products of unalloyed genius. Even Mrs SinW likes it.

Get well soon, Danny. Cancer is beatable.

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stuinwolves | 1 November 2010 - 5:16pm

All of the above...

.. wishing the Candyman a speedy recovery.

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YTDS | 1 November 2010 - 5:21pm

Good Luck Danny

Nothing but good thoughts to you and yours from this quarter.

He's SJ Perelman, isn't he? That post knocks all our efforts into a cocked hat.

What is a cocked hat? And why are things knocked into one?

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Beezer | 1 November 2010 - 5:23pm

Chin up Danny

and feel the genuine love and affection for you out there - I'm sure the positive thoughts billowing round the ether will be working with the chemo and the radio to help banish those Bad Cells tout suite.

I bet even Bob Marley is sending some positive rastaman vibrations your way... ;-)

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Paul Waring | 1 November 2010 - 5:24pm

I guessed...

... he was going for chemo after missing a few shows recently. Saturday mornings (when I listen to the podcast) aren't the same without him.

Get well soon, Danny.

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Billybob Dylan | 1 November 2010 - 5:36pm

Looking Forward To

The next Sausage Sandwich game on the radio soon.
Very best wishes from all at Simmonds Towers.

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Martin Simmonds | 1 November 2010 - 5:37pm

I don't know about his broadcasting, but...

...what a great writer. I have never been a big fan of him on TV, for some reason I can't put my finger on, and I don't think I've ever heard his radio show, but I did love his turn of phrase in the Facebook message. Good luck to him.

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MrLovegrove | 1 November 2010 - 5:41pm

Paul Morley, No slouch with the pen

but fcuking annoying nonetheless, once described Baker as the best writer the NME ever had. I for one always break into a grin when I remember his Singles Review of Hanson.

More of the same, please, Mr Baker!

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itfc1959 | 1 November 2010 - 6:26pm

You are missing out,Mrlovegrove

The radio shows are a total joy. The 5live ones are much feted but the BBC London ones are fantastic.

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Sour Crout | 1 November 2010 - 6:49pm

A diamond of a man

who, if the BBC had any sense, could create wonderful little progs like this by the bucketload

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DogFacedBoy | 1 November 2010 - 5:58pm
stimpy | 1 November 2010 - 6:23pm

Druid!

Stackridge!

Bob Harris!

Hooray!

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Patrick Crowther | 1 November 2010 - 6:25pm

Sad news

DB makes great radio. Hope he's well soon.

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iainiain | 1 November 2010 - 6:06pm

PYO FEAR FETTIS TERRY FISH NASH

He's going to get better simply because we need another one of these this year.

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PaddyH | 1 November 2010 - 6:16pm

And this...


Get back soon.

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Hot Cider | 1 November 2010 - 6:37pm

I have pissed myself, dropped mugs of tea,

been unable to speak, had tears in my eyes, shushed everyone to catch the end of a sentence, giggled uncontrollably, swooned to long forgotten sounds, laughed out loud and fallen in love with a bloke because of Danny Baker. It was Danny Baker.

Just get well soon and get back where you belong soonest, you hear?

Bestest wishy things Danny, from me.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 1 November 2010 - 8:02pm

BBC London

BBC London Needs you Candyman! What are we to do after Robert Elms? Laughter is the best medicine you know. Get well soon and come back where you belong.

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davebigpicture | 1 November 2010 - 8:19pm

Get well Danny...

For as long as I can remember you've been the vanguard of intelligence and wit on the radio.

If best wishes and general goodwill can somehow translate into cancer-fighting particles, then take as much as you need.

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backwards7 | 1 November 2010 - 8:39pm

Get well soon Dan...

Warmth and hugs from myself and the Mrs. Back where you belong soon as, please.

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Flagpole Corner | 1 November 2010 - 8:49pm

Get well soon Danny

From an occasional but hugely appreciative listener.

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Bigsby | 1 November 2010 - 8:58pm

One of the best radio broadcasters in the country

No, scratch that. THE best radio broadcaster in the country.

Back when I was a student in 1993 I used to set the alarm for 6.30am so I could catch all of DB's Morning Edition on Radio Five (no podcasts for us back then, current students don't even know they've been born...). Yes, you read that right: a student waking up at 6.30am, on purpose - that's how good he is.

Get well soon, Danny.

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Philip Stout | 1 November 2010 - 9:05pm

me too ,Phillip

I'd get up at 6.30am and take the dog out until the show had finished.I'd listen on the walkman radio and walk for 2 hours. happy days

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Sour Crout | 1 November 2010 - 9:13pm

what they said

my favourite broadcaster. I love his enthusiasm, wit and intelligence. It's great to have someone on the airwaves who will not settle for lowest common denominator platitudes. Get well soon, and may you hoy hoy well into the future

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maggieloveshopey | 1 November 2010 - 9:22pm

The thing

about Danny Baker is that no matter how much he gives of himself, how much of the airwaves he is given to be himself or how many words he crams into a show, an appearance, a guest slot or even a missive from the trenches of the C word I always want more. Not many broadcasters I can say that about.

Get well soon. The rehabilitation of the music of the band Chicago is not yet complete.

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Ahh_Bisto | 1 November 2010 - 9:51pm

Can't put my own thoughts better than that

So hope you don't mind a plus one from me, Mr or Mrs Bisto.

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Dion Ashton | 6 November 2010 - 12:27am

There was a moment

during the world cup when the BBC suddenly developed some sense and brought Mr Baker on to give his views, naturally the show went somewhere else entirely and showed what television punditry could be if it only cared.
Get well soon.

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ian s | 1 November 2010 - 9:53pm

Get well soon Danny,

Get plenty of fried egg sandwiches down you and Black Pudding & Guinness suppers is good for the blood count....

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Richie B | 1 November 2010 - 9:53pm

I'm very sad...

....although previous threads here have hinted at his illness. Hope he's okay and gets through this. I'm sure he will.

I've been a fan since those 20th Century Box and 6 O'Clock Show days. Loved the Word podcast he did (please get him back on again once he's fit and well,)and that radio show he did on the day of John Martyn's death with always stick with me.

I've been on holiday so a few weeks behind on my 5 live Baker breakfast shows so still have his most recent show to listen to.

Get well soon Candyman.

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Almost Simon | 1 November 2010 - 10:03pm

A latecomer to the radio party

But I really couldn't imagine Saturday mornings without it now.

All the very, very best Danny.

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JamesB | 1 November 2010 - 10:07pm

Hoedown but never down

Chin up old bean, you've an helluva team rooting for you.

James

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James Blast | 1 November 2010 - 10:35pm

top geezer

You're the top man and we want you back doing what you do best.

Good luck, sir.

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DC Eisenhower | 1 November 2010 - 11:45pm

The wooden bowtie


All the best Candyman

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WholeHogg | 2 November 2010 - 12:11am

I listen to Danny's show..

..as a podcast on Saturday mornings a week after they're broadcast, they're a highlight of my week.
Get well soon, son.

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shane pacey | 2 November 2010 - 12:23am

I admit to not

being as avid a follower of Mr Baker as most of you but I remember him fondly from 606, his too short lived chat show and of course his early TV career with Janet Street-Porter. His appearance on BBC during The World Cup showed me what I've been missing on his radio show. When he's better I must make sure I listen in. I wish him well in his recovery anyone who generates this amount of love and good wishes must be doing something right I suppose he can't help being a Millwall supporter!

I understand from previous posts that he shares my affection for Gilbert O'Sullivan. This song seems appropriate, get well soon.

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Dave Amitri | 2 November 2010 - 1:09am

As one whose

wife is currently undergoing chemotherapy, I can only sympathise with Danny and his family. It is a hard road and an emotional roller-coaster.
Obviously we don't know the nature of his cancer, but all we can do is wish him well and hope for the best outcome.

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Badlands | 2 November 2010 - 2:00am

Best wishes...

...to you & yours, Badlands. Roller-coaster is the right word, isn't it? All you can do is hold tight. All the best x

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JoLean | 2 November 2010 - 9:31am

Seconded.

Hope you both have the strength to get through this tough time, Badlands. You can do it.

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drakeygirl | 3 November 2010 - 12:52am

Thanks

Your thoughts and wishes are much appreciated.

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Badlands | 3 November 2010 - 1:52am

Thanks

.

(Double post)

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Badlands | 5 November 2010 - 12:53am

Well bollocks

Not as witty or erudite as some of the posters here, so:
That's horrible news.
Best wishes to Danny and his family.
Listening to his show is a highlight, and one that I carve time for in a busy week. I can't really offer any higher praise, or affection for someone I've never met.

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sitheref2409 | 2 November 2010 - 2:59am

Lot's of 'posi' vibes coming your way Danny

Radiotherapy eh. Best wishes Danny will be missing you and thinking of you in the afternoons. Get well soon.

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Lunaman | 2 November 2010 - 8:55am

The man is a genius....

Danny has the great gift of wild understatement in most of what he does. Loved him on the Word podcasts, the World Cup and that tribute to OGWT was both witty and reverential in equal measure. He knows what's good for us, and we're lucky to have him. Get well Mr Baker.

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BlueOcean | 2 November 2010 - 9:02am

Get well soon...

Meanwhile, remember Danny this way

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mojoworking | 2 November 2010 - 9:23am

Danny would approve...

Hope the next few months aren't too bad for him :-(

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stimpy | 2 November 2010 - 9:52am

Radio needs you

I'm a long-time listener and admirer - Get well soon. You're needed back on board.

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hazard chase | 2 November 2010 - 12:40pm

Danny

Extremely sad news about Danny.

Like many, I have travelled with him from station-to-station over the years and have always been amazed and amused by his broadcasting skills, particularly when accompanied by his own Dr. Watson, Danny Kelly. His ability to draw an entertaining anecdote from any caller including the most reticent or the plain insane is always a joy to behold.

I am sure that his antipathy to "self-regarding nonsense" may make him skip past these overwhelming messages of goodwill but I hope he gets to understand the deep wells of loyalty he has generated across his incredible career.

I have waited patiently for him to revisit the subject of "unlikely combination of words/statements" so I can submit the photographic evidence of the time my wife called to me from the kitchen: "The cat has knocked over the milk and it looks like Jamiroquai".
I hope I get the opportunity to share it with him soon..

And, don't forget, it was Danny who claims to have discovered The Fall.

Best of luck with the treatment, Danny. You are bigger than this frightful pestilence.

We look forward to you returning to your rightful place at the top of the tree.

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neebsy | 2 November 2010 - 6:49pm
stimpy | 3 November 2010 - 11:38am

That's dreadful news

I am genuinely shocked. Bit behind with the podcasts so hadn't picked this up at all. Good luck Dan. Get well soon and let's have you back where you belong.

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Chris Young | 2 November 2010 - 6:54pm

Good luck Dan

Loved his shows since I first heard him on Radio1 on weekends in the 90s.

Turmoil.
Any More Pie?
countless other examples

Good luck and good health, it would be lovely to hear him on The Word Podcast again when he's back, it's like it was made for him.

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easytarget | 2 November 2010 - 10:41pm
Sour Crout | 3 November 2010 - 12:42am

Hey Paul

I've been trying to track down the DL Roth interview. Your original link doesn't work. Can you repost it?
Cheers

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Nick Duvet | 3 November 2010 - 2:25pm

Any chance of the Dave Lee Roth again?

Absolute, unadulterated genius on every level.

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PaddyH | 3 November 2010 - 1:05am

Your wish is...........

if you want to download it
http://www.divshare.com/download/13067382-c3c
or listen now

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Sour Crout | 3 November 2010 - 11:26pm

Thanks

have downloaded it for later.
Cheers

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Nick Duvet | 4 November 2010 - 7:19am

Many thanks

Had linked to it somewhere else, so glad to have it back.

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PaddyH | 4 November 2010 - 2:56pm

Perhaps, the only truly unique voice left on radio

It was terrible news this week and really left me taking stock of what we have enjoyed from Danny over the years. He'll get better, of this I am sure, he seems a born fighter - as many a station manager has found out.
Fabulous on Radio 1, tremendous on Radio 5, sublime on Talk Radio (the only decent thing on it, to be honest) and utterly, ridiculously entertaining on Radio London. Why would an Irish fella like me, living in Liverpool, tune in most days to Radio London on the internet?
The high point was the All Day Breakfast Show programmes for Wippit, each had more ideas in one show than many broadcasters can sustain in an entire career.
That's still the case - in the first five minutes of each show he just spews gold ideas for the audience to riff off. He comes up with it on the tube, gets to it and it works.
But, the key to it is he is really interested in what the audience has to say and he loves laughing at what they come up with. That's why Wittertainment works too, they value the engaged audience more than themselves.
Can't see Moyles or other jocks of their standing willing to allow the audience to trump him.
Danny, get better soon, you've been one of the staples of my life for years.

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PaddyH | 3 November 2010 - 1:19am

Double

*edit*

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PaddyH | 3 November 2010 - 1:25am

Turmoil

I dont think anything on the radio has ever made me laugh so much.

Get better Dan.

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jackthebiscuit | 3 November 2010 - 12:00pm

Indeed Turmoil...

...I was usually driving at this point of the show, and I always had to pull over as it started. I knew that I would be laughing too much to drive safely.

"We fear change"

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YTDS | 3 November 2010 - 12:44pm

I was embarrassed by just

I was embarrassed by just how much this news upset me. In fact, Danny is in that narrow category of personal heroes I have that I admire *so* much that I actually never mention them to my friends because I couldn't bear to hear them potentially maligned. I've found so many great films, authors and music thanks to hearing about them on his shows. I wish him the very speediest of recoveries so he can bring the world more gems like the following, in addition to some of the corkers already mentioned upthread:

* The story of the lady who, when remote controls were first invented, irritated her children by concealing the thing and claimed to be changing the channel because of her 'magic powers'.

* The Holy Rolling man and his journey across India. Accompanied (according to Dan) by a trad Jazz band.

* Godspeed You Black Emperor's epic 'Dead Flag Blues' re-imagined as Daniel Levy addressing the rest of the Tottenham Board, with Dan as a reporter providing helpful commentary/ interpretations. ("Mr Levy not taking the upbeat view so far...")

* Danny's last show for Radio One which featured long time listener Charles infiltrating the Odeon in Nottingham with some friends to throw an impromptu party because the film playing (Independence Day) sucked. Terrifying and hilarious to hear unfold.

* The same show playing out with Harry Nilsson's utterly gorgeous version of "How About You" and then Dan signing off with "That was the most entertaining three years of your life."

He never said a truer word. Wishing him (and all of us) many, many more such entertaining years.

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Caroline Robinson | 3 November 2010 - 11:00pm
Doods | 4 November 2010 - 12:56pm

Cor...

GPO phone on the desk
Proper telly behind Aspel
Terraces
Fencing
Chalkboards in the dressing room
Unsponsored shirts
Players drinking tea after the game
Danny with hair

A different world :-)

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stimpy | 4 November 2010 - 1:16pm

Footballers playing with

Footballers playing with their bollocks...nothing's changed!!

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jhastings | 4 November 2010 - 3:48pm

Ah, the 6 o'clock show...

...the first time I knew of Danny Baker (too young for the NME days).

In our 'ouse, we (well me and me old Dad) liked the fact that there was someone *less* posh than us on the telly who was not playing the 'help' or a spiv.

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JoLean | 4 November 2010 - 4:49pm

What can I say?

Danny, you are a radio genius.
Get well immediately!

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thankudoctor | 4 November 2010 - 8:23pm

Exactly . . . . what can you say?

Get well, soon.

Going through daily radiotherapy myself at the moment - and that's bad enough - it takes over your life.

Keep going man, you know it makes sense....

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rowlandwithaw | 4 November 2010 - 8:38pm

Get well soon, Rowland

I think i speak for the Massive when i say Get well soon,Rowland. Good luck with the Treatment.

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Sour Crout | 4 November 2010 - 10:49pm

similar race different horse

Hi Rowland I would just like to pass on my best . I had the final all clear a while back with Accute Myloid Leukaemia . I would say as well as keep going ,be kind to yourself .

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Danmac | 7 November 2010 - 1:06am

Saturday morning and no Danny Baker - what to do

I only came across Danny in that now legendary Word podcast special and from there found his Saturday morning podcast. I joined the select band who appreciate the wit of the Sausage Sandwich game and was totally hooked on the mysterious wonder of "Monkeys dressed as famous people". I have tried to intoduce the game to GLW but she alas a lesser person has not embraced it.
I download the podcast and play it on my long early drive to Dublin on a Monday morning. Since Danny's illness that trip is not the same.

So from me Danny get well soon - we are living in dark times and need your light.

ps. I like mustard in my sausage sandwich.

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Ger The Boptist | 6 November 2010 - 9:40am

just enjoyed this piece

from the Narrow the Angle football blog
http://bit.ly/bx16KV

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badartdog | 6 November 2010 - 2:16pm

That's Excellent

Thanks for that,Badartdog

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Sour Crout | 7 November 2010 - 10:12pm

Ger: If you missed the All Day Breakfast Show

This podcast ran for about nine months in 2007. The intention was that Danny, Amy, Phil Wilding, Baylen and David Kuo would do three a week for the download company Wippit (don't look for it, it's not there) costing £2.
Danny and the Treehouse kids got screwed, it appears, but what was produced was the best radio ever produced - for the most part.
You can download the free ones now at http://www.theadbs.co.uk/.
Fill yer boots, they are incredibly funny and show how great the man is when let off the leash. They will make the trip to Dublin swing, they are a pip and a dandy and the hat will be on the side of the head after listening.

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PaddyH | 7 November 2010 - 1:15am
PaddyH | 7 November 2010 - 1:28am

Great article.

Loved the quote from his agent:

"He is a cat; you can give him a home, but you can never own him."

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DougieJ | 7 November 2010 - 10:38am

thanks for that,Paddy

A heartfelt tribute from Danny Kelly.For me,The only bloke who even comes close to the Candyman. I believe the two of them comined are just too powerful for our radios to handle.
have a bit of the two of them on me

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Sour Crout | 7 November 2010 - 10:44am

Christmas is coming

Here's to you enjoying Christmas and recovering safe and sound, Danny Baker. I write from Australia...we're just some more fans, but will toast you on the day. Keep watching the funny DVDs and doing the endorphins.

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jessadams | 7 November 2010 - 8:42am

Love to you danny

I think I have listened to you almost daily since you first began broadcasting, and wow, do I miss you! I hope you read this and all the other postings, so you can know how much you are loved by your listeners. I have discovered much of the music I have loved over the years through your enthusiastic recommendations and I am always grateful for that! You obviously have a great family to be with you whilst you have treatment so take care, get behtter and come back to us when you're ready.

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argybargy | 7 November 2010 - 8:36pm

I had never heard of the guy

until I stumbled across his podcasts a year or so ago (I'm in Oz). He exuded such warmth and wit that I was quickly entranced, and they have become my favourite fuzzy-blanket podcast that I listen to when I'm feeling a bit down, or when I wake at two in the morning with the troubles of the world on my mind.

Quite simply, a world with Danny in it is a much better place. He will get better, because, as he says, the genius switch has no off position.

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Podicle | 7 November 2010 - 11:03pm

All of the above and then some

Best broadcaster on radio, bar none. Get well soonest, and hope he enjoys all the red sauce on his sausage sandwiches for decades to come.

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Vexed | 8 November 2010 - 12:00am

On a related note

Can anyone point me towards a site where I can download his All Day Breakfast Shows? All the links I can find appear broken.
I need my weekly DB fix.

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Podicle | 8 November 2010 - 9:51am

Paddy H

see Paddy's post above.That worked fine

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Sour Crout | 8 November 2010 - 10:19am

NME singles reviews?

Quite apart from being a brilliant broadcaster, Danny was also a wildly funny writer, in particular his singles reviews for the NME. Do any links exist?

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Alan Latchley | 8 November 2010 - 12:05pm

Further thoughts from the Candyman

This is why he is the best in the business - no-self regarding pics in Heat or wherever - just some words from Sheridan. Superb, get well soon.
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?created&&note_id=175972235750601

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PaddyH | 8 November 2010 - 5:54pm

Any chance of posting the text here?

It seems you have to login to view it and as there's no way I'm ever joining FriendFace, I can't read it.

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Paolo Meccano | 8 November 2010 - 6:18pm

Text for Paolo

Genuinely, absolutely, overwhelmed by the response from everyone. Rather tears away the mask of play. Many of you are curious as to how I fill the days currently. To that end, may I present a little Sheridan:

"I rise, madam, about ten o'clock. I don't rise sooner, because 'tis the worst thing in the world for the complection; not that I pretend to be a beau, but a man must endeavour to look wholesome, lest he make so nauseous a figure in the theatre-box, the ladies should be compelled to turn their eyes upon the play.

So my day is: at ten o'clock, I rise. Now if I find 'tis a good day, I resolve to take a turn in the Park, and see the fine women; so huddle on my clothes, and get dress'd by one. If it be nasty weather, I take a turn in the Chocolate-house, where, as you walk, madam, you have the prettiest prospect in the world; you have looking-glasses all round you.

Why then, ladies, from t hence I go to dinner at Packet's, where you are so nicely and delicately serv'd, that, stap my vitals! they shall compose you a dish no bigger than a saucer that shall come to fifty shillings!

So there's twelve of the four and twenty pretty well over. The other twelve, madam, are disposed of in two articles: in the first four I toast myself drunk, and in t'other eight I sleep myself sober again. Thus, ladies, you see my life is an eternal round of delights."

I promise you this is a true record of my days.

with all good wishes my radio rodeo friends,

DB

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JoLean | 8 November 2010 - 6:59pm

Thanks, JoLean...

...much appreciated ;-)

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Paolo Meccano | 9 November 2010 - 2:52pm

likewise thanks

and re Sheridan [*] quote, I am more than ever wondering if these people knew more about living than we do (or at least the better off male ones did), c.f. the Vauxhall Gardens era

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/vauxhall-gardens

but then I guess there was the gout to contend with ...I'm sure a visit to that era would cure me of my romantic view, but it is the era I'd visit given a time machine ...

[* edit: was driven to go and look it up, play's author seems from the photo here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Vanbrugh
to be Greg Lake, but Wikipedia for some reason has it as Vanbrugh.]

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SpaceBoy | 14 November 2010 - 12:46am

Dickens on gout

Seeing gout mentioned here, and having elsewhere referenced my affection for Charles Dickens, I feel compelled to quote the Pickwick Papers:

‘A sovereign cure for the gout,’ said Mr. Pickwick, hastily producing his note–book—‘what is it?’

‘The gout, Sir,’ replied Mr. Weller, ‘the gout is a complaint as arises from too much ease and comfort. If ever you’re attacked with the gout, sir, jist you marry a widder as has got a good loud woice, with a decent notion of usin’ it, and you’ll never have the gout agin. It’s a capital prescription, sir. I takes it reg’lar, and I can warrant it to drive away any illness as is caused by too much jollity.’ Having imparted this valuable secret, Mr. Weller drained his glass once more, produced a laboured wink, sighed deeply, and slowly retired.

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epigone | 24 November 2010 - 12:20pm

Th' infernal gout

I think I have located exactly where my time machine should land, among the Kit-Cat Club eating a "collation of oven trumpery" ...

http://www.opheliafield.com/EconomistReview.pdf

http://www.newstatesman.com/uk-politics/2008/08/kit-cat-club-field-ophel...

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SpaceBoy | 28 November 2010 - 8:04pm

"A Collation Of Oven Trumpery"

Wasnt that the least successful of the classic Island sampler albums?

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stimpy | 28 November 2010 - 9:04pm

Baker and Kelly

Found this lurking in the commments section of Mr Kelly's Guardian piece
http://www.twohundredpercent.net/?page_id=1380

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YTDS | 8 November 2010 - 6:24pm

HOY HOY CANDYMAN

Me old 93 year old Mum's back in hospital (after falling over again fracturing her collarbone), my best mate has just survived a Kidney removal and now I read that David Essex's better looking brother is undergoing treatment for cancer! What is the world coming to?
Get well soon Candyman and I wouldn't be surprised if it was the stress of the ill fated wipit Podcasts that caused this terrible disease. You don't deserve it, so hurry on back to Wendy and the airwaves.

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rundgren06 | 9 November 2010 - 5:08pm
Paolo Meccano | 12 November 2010 - 4:36pm

A young David Essex lookalike

in a silk kimono.

Sorry girls, etc.

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DogFacedBoy | 12 November 2010 - 5:24pm

If he discovered The Fall

does anyone have a copy of the article, presumably from the NME.

How about that for a conversation - Danny Baker and Mark E Smith, two of the greatest ever Englishmen, cultural sponges and iconic illustrators of our times, modern-day Blakes.

Baker's incredible capacity for uncovering unimaginable topics for discussion make his audiences step up, like an adult education show 'n' tell class for mature-age students.

Baker's humour, his laughter, his way with words, his self-deprecation, his trained ear spotting the wooden bowtie-wearing footy fan among his listeners. Genius is an over-used word but who could doubt this man fits the bill.

Danny, best wishes for your fight - your family, real and extended, needs you.

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dominic chapman | 13 November 2010 - 10:27am

Didn't DB...

...tip the wink to John Walters, who then got them in for a Peel session? I think that was how he 'discovered' the Fall, rather than writing about them.

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Paolo Meccano | 13 November 2010 - 10:48am

and on the subj of Walters

was that him in the front row in that Chuck Berry concert on BBC4 last night ?

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SpaceBoy | 13 November 2010 - 11:14am

Even Worse Than Siouxsie & The Banshees

According to the Weird & Wonderfull World of Mark E Smith BBC documentary, Walters saw the Fall supporting the Banshees. He then wrote to MES, telling him they were the worst band he had ever seen -"even worse than Siouxsie & The Banshees", and offered them a Peel session.

Don't think DB had a hand in it.

Hope he gets well soon.

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BigE | 24 November 2010 - 12:09pm

Margrave Of The Marshes

According to Peel's autobiog, Waters did indeed get alerted to The Fall via DB.

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Bodhisattva | 28 November 2010 - 9:42pm

This thread has now become...

...ever so slightly surreal :-)

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Paolo Meccano | 29 November 2010 - 12:27pm

Whatever can you mean, Paolo?

Is someone tugging our coat tail here? If so, all the very best to the old chap.

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PaddyH | 29 November 2010 - 5:12pm

Red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all...

The Sausage Sandwich Game awaits you. Monkeys dressed as famous people with fairground music awaits comissioning for tv. Saturdays just ain't the same just now, but hey, take as long as you need. The big C is a bugger but it will be beaten. If anyone can beat it, you can. I've never done this 'well wishing' thing before, it can be a bit worthy and insincere. But you are different, you are worth every kind word that comes your way. Very best wishes from the Scottish Massive...

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herecomesbod | 26 November 2010 - 7:15pm

World Cup Danny


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Nigelwyn | 1 December 2010 - 11:51am

Get well the Candyman

All our wishes go to you Candyman.The best broadcaster in the world.You bring a smile to our face evertime you are on the air. Kegger

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