'Madonna will wear a selection of hideous designer outfits that reveal enough flesh for the audience to realize that she is still obsessed with going to the gym. In a series of 'spontaneous' exhibitions of her boundless appetite for sexual discovery set to the medium of dance, she dry humps a wheelchair-bound Muslim cleric, french kisses her dog and simulates fellatio on an organic carrot. Music will be supplied by a tape recorder, but musicians will be present onstage to try to create an illusion of authenticity. During the concert video screens will show footage of Madonna throughout the years, a montage designed to preserve the enduring myth that she is a symbol of female emancipation.'

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