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Dad rock cover shame
Hello massive, I'm a longtime lurker and first time poster. I absolutely love, love, love the magazine, podcast and all the blog chat but I have a problem.
I dread buying the magazine each month due to the officially high prevalence of earnestly worthy dad rock icons on the cover. The walk to WhSmiths is torture as I mentally prepare myself for which quality muso will be on the front cover "It's can't be Tom Waits not again, maybe it'll be Elvis Costello, oh christ maybe it will be Dire Straits, have they split up? They must have split up".
I'm only 37 and still like pop music. I love the writing in Word (which feels like the spiritual heir to Smash Hits), but hate the covers which have far too Mojo-esque for comfort, but that's my only complaint.
So massive, what would you change about "The Word" and why?
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Hello fatMark!
welcome to the blog!
I get around the cover artist issue by subscribing :-D
as for what I'd change - I generally love everything about the magazine, but I'd like to see something else instead of 99% True. I think it's run its course in terms of subject matter, and I don't even enjoy spotting the odd fact out. First thing I do is read what the answer is, and *then* I read the facts themselves!
Yup, that's the one.
99% True never gets read any more, round here.
As for the music policy, it does seem to have gone a bit more "heritage" lately, but I don't mind that too much since the writing's so good. When I started subscribing, I always felt that each new issue would give me something interesting and new to listen to, which it hasn't done for a few months. The CD could use a bit of new life, with some electronic music or hip-hop or (gasp!) maybe even some chartworthy pop.
Like BigE below, I'm not interested in a lot of the bands seemingly beloved by the management, like Stoneking and the Silver Seas. I'd be interested to see the magazine cover a bit more stuff that isn't deliberately setting out to sound like it comes from a past decade, I guess.
Like I say, though, I've little to complain about: apart from 99% True, it gets read from cover to cover, because all the regular writers (Eammon Forde, Jude Rogers and Rob Fitzpatrick especially) are the best in the business and make even the things I'm less interested in bloody interesting.
Oh, and you've got it right about record reviews. It's pointless to try to be comprehensive, so a small selection is just fine. I've got Metacritic if I want to keep score.
99% first
First thing I read. But I always cheat.
I cheat too
I find out the fib first, then treat the rest as a list of interesting facts.
Me too
And for the very obvious reason that I have, in the past, found myself absorbing an untruth as a nugget of interest. Subsquently revealing said nugget as a ruse has no effect in dislodging it from my head as a fact. So best not to grant it such temporary status in the first place.
Did you know that Bob Holness...
...played the saxophone solo on...
Actually, forget it.
I, too, enjoy the hell out of 99%. I mean, what the fuck is The Word for, if not to tell me that Peter Tosh became a proficient unicyclist?
That is very true
A similar thing happens to me with the Skeptics Guide to the Universe Science or Fiction section on their podcast. I'd find myself quoting facts from it at work, regardless of whether it was science, or, in fact, fiction.
so there you have it
99% true is first thing I read
the answer to the question of course is more record reviews.
I agree
I like 99%. I also like 99% of the magazine.
The album reviews seem almost wilfully obscure at times, especially the longer ones. And there appears to be an assumption that all indie is landfill. The Vaccines album is really, really, really good and, despite the fact that it would appeal to the numerous Word 40-50-somethings who loved punk, new wave, The Ramones, Undertones, Strokes et al, it got best part of beggar-all coverage.
I am expecting the forthcoming Clap Your Hands Say Yeah album to be unmentioned (throws down gauntlet cos there may be time for next issue...) despite their first two albums being top quality.
I also think the compilers of the CD should be rotated, if that was practical.
welcome, sir!
Hey fatMark
I'm fairly new here myself. Totally agree with you.
I think the Word is the best magazine in the world. Its coverage of books, films, threads of popular culture, the Best/Worst, the humour, the standard of journalism are all absolutely top notch. But the music policy does have a terrible inclination toward Dadrock. I once described it as "a hip Oldie".
There are many people who grew up not listening to James Taylor, Van Morrison, Paul Simon etc who are not catered for. (Mojo is a tedious read.) The first time I bought the Word there was a brilliant article by, I think, Rob Fitzpatrick, attacking all the Woodstock anniversary rubbish - aha! An opinionated counterblast - I like it! I think that editorially there is a freshness to the Word - it can be more subjective than other magazines, and I like that. It has introduced me to lots of great books, films, and writers.
Basically, I like it all, apart from the prevailing music policy. In an ideal world it would cover more artists beyond the Dadrock theocracy. Sure, you get the occasional artist under 40, but a lot are the new classicists - Fleet Foxes, the execrable CW Stoneking (even Australians don't rate him, and they love anything homegrown) etc, and the new beard generation. David Hepworth thinks the best year for music was 1971. That's his opinion, but not one I'd agree with. I'd like to read about, oh, off the top of my head, Francois Hardy, Chuck Willis, Funkadelic, Orange Juice, Buzzcocks, Staple Singers, Krautrock, Human League, Roland Kirk, Jarvis Cocker (who was once on a cover, but may as well not have been) and, oh many more.
Thing is, it appears when they do try & break out of the Dadrock arena, no-one buys it. They put Dido on the cover once and it remained unsold - but, Jesus, Dido! I mean, if that's what they think the younger demographic want to read about, what did they expect?
I think more people would buy it if they moved away from the Men with Beards and tried a new music policy. But the existing demographic don't seem to buy it if they try. So I can understand why it is as it is.
My advice? Carry it in a plain brown paper bag, and accept that overall it is still the best magazine around, and contribute to the blog as much as you can. You can get into some right barney's with some people, and find warm support from others.
Dido!!!! Christ!!!!
The Mark Ellen comment on the Dido issue sales figure really made me laugh "Dead as a dido".
Can't recall whose joke this was
The dodo died
di died
dodi died
If I was Dido I'd be worried
even Australians don't rate him
I am Australian , I rate CW Stoneking for what he does.
Yet another opinion presented as fact
An absolute statement is terminally punctured by one exception
It's true!
I know 3 Australians who don't rate him. They've told me, "E? What d'you think about CW Stoneking? What's that about? I don't like him, E. And you can quote me on that".
So yeah, Australians don't like him. You can take that fact to the zoo, visit all the cages, get something to eat, visit the playground on the way home, ride the swings for an hour, get home utterly beat-up, and that fact is stil going to be going strong.
I didn't say ALL Australians didn't like him. That would be a silly claim to make.
no of course
that would be silly
so what you seem to be saying then is that some Australians don't like him even though a lot of Australians might be pre disposed to support artists hailing from Australia.
if that be the case then big deal .
doesn't sound quite so damning does it?
but far less appealing if you are into hyperbole
ok...
...here's the deal. He's an "Australian" artist - I think I read somewhere that he is half-american, that doesn't matter for the purpose of the discussion - he began his professional career, got his breaks, first record in the shops - in Australia.
There was a splash of media coverage when the first record came out. Posters in the shops. I heard it, didn't like the schtick. And he has on occasion come up in conversation, no-one I know likes the music or schtick either.
The Australian press will big-up home grown talent. Especially the new gen of female singer songwriters, and the old gen of gnarly old wrockers. For example, I've seen enough articles abour Sarah Blasko to line Battersea dogs home, and who doesn't love reading about Tex Perkins, our very own "Keef"? And if Australian acts get any interest from an international audience, well, you tend to know about it through the media. But I honestly haven't seen any of that, and I cover a lot of media, so. In fact, I've seen more coverage of the man himself in the Word than in any other publication, by a considerable factor. That's where I'm coming from.
Then there's
the cultural cringe factor to take into account.
Not sure why I am replying
as I have read quite a few of your contributions and it seems you have an inexhaustible ability to argue at length.
You responded to the initial thread with a contribution that in part got stuck into Word's alleged love affair with new classicists. Ïn characterisitcally inflammatory language you referred to the "execrable CW Stoneking". In support of the execrable description you describe him as an artist that even Australians dont like and they like most everything Oz.I said some do some dont. And I agree with you most Australians dont give a rat's arse about him and /or have never heard of him.
I'd be surprised if you thought that endorsement or otherwise by Australians at large carried any weight as to intrinsic worth.
As to coverage. Well of course he gets little coverage - he is playing 1920s style blues cum vaudeville in a revivalist fashion ( step in Shane Pacey and correct me here on the style he is mimicking). He gets coverage in specialist mags like Rhythms and a bit in other music weeklies but he is not exactly mainstram is he? How much do lauded players like Geoff Acheson, Nick Charles, Jeff Lang, Ray Beadle, Collard Greens and Gravy et al get outside the roots press?
So if Word picks an artist up overlooked in Australia it is not much of an argument either way that the artist is good or bad. But that is how you used your reference to his supposed lack of popularity in Australia. Many top jazz artists came to Europe totally ignored in their home country -does the argument apply to them? I'm not saying he is in that category. I have a lot of blues records . And I find CW good fun. The tunes are quite good , he seeems to play guitar quite well( I'm not a guitarist) and he works to entertain a crowd. He's a novelty act.I like him.
B.t.w. he was born an American, he played in a punk band in Sydney before adopting this persona and there is a lengthy thread or 2 arguing his merits that you can find in the archive.
Have a nice weekend.
it takes one to know one
"Not sure why I am replying
as I have read quite a few of your contributions and it seems you have an inexhaustible ability to argue at length."
Thanks for noticing! It's my pleasure. My boss says that a lot as well, funnily enough...
the Tenacious E :-)
indeed it does
touche
I think this match can conclude as a draw
on to the next one
unrelated question
BigE do you follow north melbourne in the AFL and contribute to the big footy blog?
"Gnarly old wrockers", you say? That'd be...
...these guys. This is surely what everyone associates with the phrase 'Australian rock'. If Shane Pacey isn't on the stage here it can only be cos he must have called in sick that night. Then again, all the guitar players who did turn up are no longer with us so maybe Shane dodged a bit of bad karma there...
Anyway - it wrocks!
I've played with some of those guys..
..in various situations.
I played a bunch of shows with Thorpie during his mid-90s "comeback" with the original Aztecs.
They were extremely loud!
serious respect, Shane!
...I was only joking (of course), but should have known better - that you probably would indeed have graced stages with Thorpie, Angry, Pete Wells et al :-)
I guess the Aztecs must have been the Aussie Motorhead on the loudness front - I understand their 1972 Sunbury appearance was the loudest thing anyone had ever heard at that point: simply turning up with more amplifiers than anyone else. Even on relatively primitive film from the event you get a sense of it - Aztec Energy! Hope you do some Aztec material in your own show, Shane...
Angry Anderson
is angry about some extremely dubious stuff these days. The pocket-sized Rose Tattoo singer recently fronted a protest rally in Canberra against the Aussie Labor government's proposed carbon tax. The tax will be aimed at the most polluting companies in Australia.
Predicably the rally was patronised by every right wing group you care to name and was peppered with derogatory placards declaring Prime Minister Julia Gillard to be a "witch", a "frump" and a "bitch".
Nice.
Here's an example. The people in this picture are the leading lights of the right wing Liberal opposition party with leader Tony Abbott holding the mic.
"right wing liberal"...
...now there IS an oxymoron! Only in Australia (where everything, of course, is upside down).
Maybe Angry needs to change his name to 'Bonkers' Anderson or somesuch. Does anyone know why he was so Angry in the first place?
And what would the world be like if we all adopted a descriptive moniker? Would we have Hyperactively Enthusiastic Ellen and Wryly Laconic Hepworth (or indeed Bentley Hepworth)? I imagine Seventies Mike Johnson would be safe enough as he is.
The liberal party are conservatives in OZ..
..but it's no dafter a name than what passes for the Labour party in Britain.
Angry has often shown, let's say a populist political viewpoint over the years.
Very "man on the street"
Cheers Colin..
I prefer a slightly less amped up form of blues than Thorpy was capable of dishing out, but he sure was a force of nature.
He wrote a biography of his early days in Sydney's red light district, Kings Cross called "Sex and Thugs and Rock n' Roll" that may have had only a fleeting aquaintance with the truth, but was pretty entertaining nonetheless.
I have the book, Aussiebluesmeister...
...though have yet to read it! But I agree: a force of nature indeed.
I've just been checking out your blues trio (assuming it IS you and not the unlikely situation of another Aussie with your name who plays blues, of course) on youtube and mere seconds into the first clip (from a benefit show in Feb 2011) I thought, 'That 'sound' reminds me of Hubert Sumlin...' - the general sound and vibe, rather than the playing style as such (I think you'd agree Hubert can be pretty singular/atypical for a Chicago bluesman!). And then I hear, 4 mins or so into Shane: The Movie (below), that you got into blues through Howlin' Wolf (with Hubert presumably playing on those tracks).
Hope I haven't got all that bluesology wrong - I was just reminded of it, I suppose, cos I reviewed a Sumlin gig for the Irish Times ten years ago and I've just today been digging up a lot of old writings to put a selection together for a website. Coincidences, eh?
Anyway, you seem like a very modest bloke Shane, but I hope you won't mind me helping your back-to-basics blues campaign by letting the Massive check it out here. If I lived in Oz I'd be a regular at your gigs! (In fact, let me know offlist next time you play Sydney - I've got a good pal there who's a music fiend, who's had to move from Melbourne to Sydney a year back for his wife's job. I think it was a tough decision! I'm sure he'd dive headlong at an evening of live blues if you can find a venue there...)
Nice clip Shane
And the missus looks great (and sounds good) on bass. Love your guitar, too (335?)
I think I reviewed a Bondi Cigars album years ago. One of the best Aussie band names EVER and impossible to dislike on that score alone.
Thanks chaps..
Colin, you're bang on about Hubert, he just about covers everything that's required for blues guitar for me, unpredictable and deep at the same time.I met him briefly when he toured here with Mojo Bruford. He spoke to me for about 5 minutes, but I didn't understand a word he said. I didn't ask any guitar questions, but I suspect the reply would have been suitably gnomic.
Mojo, that's a 65 330, a birthday present from the bird on bass.
I was so chuffed at the time that I posted some photo's of it here. (I think you replied with a nice Epiphone pic)
Even as I was posting
I had a nagging feeling we'd been there before.
I was trying hard to spot the pick-ups to tell if it was a 330 or 335, too.
Do you have feedback problems with the 330 when you crank it up?
Terrific!
...I had a similar experience with Jimmie Rodgers 12 or 13 years back. Trouble was, it was an interview, I had a commission to fulfil, he'd just arrived pre-gig at his hotel with an entourage of big guys who looked like bouncers for a rap star and I couldn't understand a damn word he said!
I taped the interview, of course, and eventually made some sense of it - enough to get by with, anyway. The thing I recall most, though - the one phrase that did get through at the time - was Jimmie repeatedly saying, 'It's all in the books, man, it's all in the books...'
I suppose, by that point in his life it all was! (Which at least makes more sense than Ginger Baker repeatedly telling Wordmeister Mark Ellen, during their memorable interview a year or two back, that the answers to his perfectly reasonable questions were "all in the ******* book" - which hadn't actually been published!)
I'm no expert on blues, but I'd say as a casual listener that, Hubert aside, the most original, exciting of the chess/chicago players has to be Buddy Guy - bending the strings till they're sharp, and a bundle of visceral energy. From his head down to his shoes! Haven't seen him in concert, though...
I bow to no man in my respect for Buddy..
..and here's one reason why.
(Seriously demented)
well you'd be disappointed
too much showing off not enough straight playing
spends his time copying other guitarists to prove he can do whatever they can and deserves more credit
of course seeing him in 1974 at melbourne town hall with he and my namesake at their peak -now that was something!
I agree
In recent years Buddy has been high on flash, but low on chops. I've seen him live 2 or 3 times in the last 20 years and he's just too sloppy and frenetic, without the control or technique to back it up.
His 60s Chess and Vanguard recordings are legendary, of course, but I can take or leave the recent stuff.
And how patronising was it on the Shine A Light movie when Keith deigned to give Buddy his guitar? They got that one the wrong way around, I think.
anotherr book
well worth a read is blood sweat and beers which covers the genesis of pub rock in 70's melb and the rise of seminal bands like the aztecs, angels,rose tattoo , X etc
written by murray engleheart
I'll check it out Junior!
...as for Buddy, his set for the 'Supershow' film in 1969 is sensational. Can't post it just now (if indeed its on youtube), but maybe someone else can: it's the maestro when he still had something to prove... and he did!
This is more like it
Jack on bass and Dick Heckstall-Smith & Chris Mercer on sax, too.
Cosmic
I tracked this down on youtube yesterday (29th Aug) and almost posted it.
Now here it is posted by someone else.
*thinks 'Wow, that's spooky'. gets over it almost immediately*
Well, maybe that's why he spends more time in Europe now ?
CW Stoneking - could have knocked me down with a feather when he said he had no plans to tour in Europe. This was after completely stealing the show at The Barbican on the Folk America Stompers & Blues Hollers (or whatever it was called) night in early 2009.
So, was glad to see him back in London in late 2010 - Borderline - superb, then The Garage in 2011, superb once more. Often in the company of what you might call "kindred spirits", but shines above them as the deserved headliner.
Love the 2 albums.
Others can dislike, but I like.
That's fair enough isn't it ?
Everyone's a critic
Criticise CW.Stoneking if you like, but in return be prepared to receive an obscenity-strewn email via the Word website containing veiled threats of violence from the man himself.
That's all I'm saying ;-)
that'd be fantastic!
I'd love that. Can you make it old-timey style... ;-)
I didn't know
some of those swear words even existed in the 30s ;-)
verily, mojoworking speak the truth
he's breaking through the 4th wall to slam you against the 5th...
Hey I never got one of those!...
..(though there IS a chance he may run into me, and I'm not small)
the trouble is...
...whilst the man himself offers a feisty, if not startlingly pugnacious scenario, he offers no firm strategy to assist him achieve his stated aims.
I understand there are regular gatherings of Word readers, in pubs and that - perhaps the man himself can take the trouble to arrange a nationwide "all comers" tour, and avail himself of their hospitality? I've never been to one myself, but it might be nice to have a "theme" every now and then.
The mingles are fab (even if I do say so myself)
(I organise the London ones). Whereabouts do you live? You should get yourself to a mingle, a good time is had by all. newcomers warmly welcomed.
Have you considered
hiding your copy of The Word inside a copy of Razzle?
The greatest fallacy about magazines....
....is that if you changed the one thing that people don't like about them then they'd suddenly like them more.
I hadn't thought about that before but...
...I can see the truth of it. Having got rid of the one bit that the most people make the biggest negative noise about there will, inevitably, have to be another bit that becomes 'least liked by most vociferous people'.
A bit like a queue of people lining up for a firing squad. Someone will always be next in line.
Home Service
I like the page at the back, where Andrew Harrison, Fraser, Ms Mossman, the Incredible Heppo and one Special Guest keep us up to date with their current favourites in terms of music, books, films, TV, etc. I've picked up a lot of jolly tips from there. Don't ever get rid of it!
Welcome!
... What I'd change? I find some of the one page comment pieces a bit self serving but as a whole I love the mag/ blog /CD / podcast combo which makes the whole proposition something where you're bound to find something. Any old rubbish gets forgiven in return for a Roy Harper interview.
... gets coat...
I've suddenly discovered
that I have absolutely no interest in reading about pop music anymore and so, for the first time, my subscriber issue for this month went to the recycling still in it's plastic cover.
Is the plastic cover recyclable?
Hell, you've got me worried now.
Not to mention
The Hepworth guide to being on the Old Grey Whistle Test. I've just finished reading this month's issue and am praying the September one arrives by the 5th before I go off on my jolly holidays.
This happened to one of my mates
He used to live for music, an absolute obsessive, always searching for "the new" then one day when he was 35, he felt his love for music leaving.
Now he unashamedly says "I maybe buy one c.d. a year from Tesco but then I usually can't be arsed listening to it".
Hope it comes back for you Eddie G.
Thanks fatMark.
I just have this overriding conviction that I've got/heard all the pop music I need by now and I haven't been remotely interested or impressed by any 'new' artist for over a decade. Sufjan Stevens maybe. But nothing else. Having said that I've been quite into jazz for the last year or so- er, old jazz of course- and am often to be seen swigging San Miguel in the garden with my cats. Hep cats for sure.
I think we all...
...turn toward jazz in the end.
The day I turn to jazz
Please leave the loaded revolver on the desk and wait outside!
I used to say the same sort of thing.
And then I just got bored with the same four chords and the same recurring haircuts.
I've tried, god knows I've tried.
I bought "Bitches Brew" on Thom Yorke's say-so. Wished I hadn't. The lovely Pencilsqueezer and El Hombre Malo, bless their cotton socks, tried their darndest with lovingly prepared compilations, which sailed merrily over my head, leaving not a trace of anything behind except appreciation for their efforts.
I guess I'm just not there yet. Right now I can't see myself ever being there, but I used to say that about whisky and gardening.
I've learned that 'Bitches Brew',
to some ears, is often considered to be more 'rock' than jazz. Whilst interesting it lacks joy, is precious and stuffed to the gills with a sense of its own importance. I won't bore you with a list of things that have tickled my eardrums recently.
Although I will mention Cannonball Adderley.
Oh, and Sidney Bechet.
There. Shit. I've done what I said I wouldn't do.
Ah, Bechet.
*That* I can get on board with. It's the later stuff I can't understand. I really like stuff like Goodman, Charlie Christian, Django, Louis Armstrong etc. It's just when it starts going all Charlie Parker and Coltrane and Miles Davis I get off the boat.
It sometimes seems that some jazz fans think that more trad stuff doesn't count: to be a proper hepcat, you've got to appreciate a load of seemingly random skronking. ;-)
Agreed. Meet you in the garden Bob.
Bring a beer matey.
Beer in the garden....
...is one of life's great pleasures, shonuff, although I've currently got it beat: I'm in a very nice hotel room on the banks of Loch Lomond, drinking rum and eating a fig roll.
LIVING, QUITE LITERALLY, THE DREAM.
It's not...
...'The Lodge' at Loch Lomond is it, Bob? Fabulous place... envious indeed (no matter what the hotel is).
You haven't
seen my garden.
Sidney Bechet...
"...Sunday afternoons in winter
And the tuning in of stations in Europe on the wireless
Before, yes before it was the way it was
More silence, more breathing together
Not rushing, being
Before rock 'n' roll, before television
Previous, previous, previous
See me through, just a closer walk with Thee"
I thangyew.
He's very Larkin sometimes, Van, innee?
And me
I like lots of jazz up to bop and hardly anything after that period.
You can lead a horse......
Hey Daddio if you're happy residing in squaresville and ain't hep to da funky modal noodlings of some of the luminaries of Jazz, all I can say is we'll get you in the end. One day you will wake up to realise that Kind of Blue and A Love Supreme are two of the greatest waxings known to man. In the meantime wanna score some Alice Coltrane, It's really good s*it man. It'll blow your mind Daddio.
Ah,
but can you hum it?
No but
I can extemporise endlessly.
despite
the mission statements, strategies, the stories that we make up later to justify what we did yesterday or last month, or last year, the CVs agonised over, the career planning, the bold new directions and the admissions of failure, the ruts we get into without even recognising them as such and the enduring fiction that we somehow have a handle on it all, 'extemporising endlessly' is what we actually do from the first autonomic gulp of gas into our lungs to the last weary rattle
random skronking......
perfect! Take my word for it young Bob and save yourself some time, this from someone who has really, REALLY, tried to get into the beret n' bumfluff side of jazz, even to the point of leaving Kind Of Blue on replay around the house hoping it would seep in subliminally and I'd suddenly get it (like Astral Weeks). It never happened and I gave the CD away, last time I visited the recipient I noticed it was being used as a window stop so I guess it fell on stony ground there too.
I suspect that we just don't have the necessary hepcat gene and for us it will always be just random skronking.
Yup - that's me too
I'm OK with So What but then I just get bored.
I've tried too but I'd still rather have the Duke Elllington output of, say 1940, than the entire recorded works of Miles.
In my not so humble opinion...
In A Silent Way is a far superior record to Bitches Brew. The former has garnered plenty of critical acclaim over the last 20 years or so, but it still isn't enough.
And superior to both is...
...'A Tribute To Jack Johnson'.
To quote Mark Radcliffe
"There is nothing more certain than if you put 4 brilliant players in a room together they will, if left to their own devices, resort to mind-bending self indulgence. Or, to gove it its technical term: jazz rock"
PS Feel free to visit my garden especially if you bring whisky
Actually, it's more "rock jazz"
really.
*** steam coming out of ears ***
103 (count 'em) issues and still Supertramp haven't graced the cover. I mean really...
Too bloody right they haven't...
... :-D
RIGHT!
but we can allways dream?
Hello fatMark
You forgot to say "hi to everybody who knows me".
I'd change nowt about the mag, except perhaps the brand of Satan's Snot that holds the CD to the cover.
Strangely....
.....in 2011 you're as likely to get a 'heritage' act on the cover of the NME than Record Collector.
Who'd have thought?
And strangely...
...I suspect you'd be more likely to read a few lines about Quintessence in NME (or Radio Times... or Angling Monthly... or Stamp Collecting Digest...) than Record Collector these days.
I referred obliquely to this in my Quintessence post of earlier today, but to give the full story I was - genuinely - shocked when Brian O'Reilly at Hux Records mentionesd recently that the reviews editor at Record Collector had 'passed' on the Quintessence reunion CD.
I don't normally get on a high horse about these things - I know how magazines work enough to know that there are lots of factors which determine if a given CD gets review space in a given publication. With Quin at Glastonbury there's a terrific back story which might have led to a broadsheet newspaper review (but ultimately didn't). With the likes of Mojo and Uncut, it's 50/50 on getting a review for something like this (one needs a reviewer to enthuse the reviews editor for a start). With Word, you honestly don't expect it because the magazine isn't reviews focused and deals in wild card, unpredictable coverage of old/new, eccentric/mainstream (and that's why we like it!).
But Record Collector? That should be a given. A journal of record for these kind of releases. They have a vast, oft-trumpeted as such, review section and are a determinedly retro-focused publication whose virtual mission statement is/was covering everything from the Glenn Miller Orchestra to the present. A lot of minor-interest/specialist things from the 50s/60s/70s I've bought over the past 30 years have come from being made aware of such things (let alone a reviewer's opinion of them) through a review in Record Collector.
If there's a new mission statement or criteria for coverage I do think the current editor needs to be honest about it and stick a strapline on the cover (like '1977 and beyond' or suchlike).
rant over!
I'm amazed
I'd have thought that would be right up RCs alley. An issue I have here finds space to review a Barclay James Harvest box set, a re-issued Dave Brock solo work, obscure Jack Bruce solo LP from 1989, The Sailor singles collection...they do review stuff other publications don't reach.
He should try Shindig maybe?
Possibly Shindig did/will...
...give a little review space to it. I believe Shindig was the ONLY UK print media to review last year's first-time CD of the little-known 1973 LP (plus bonus tracks) by Phil Jones' post Quintessence band Kala. I didn't feel aggrieved that Record Collector didn't review that one - a tad disappointed but not aggrieved, for after all it IS an obscure album with a limited market. But a Quintessence one-off reunion at a totemic national event that they kicked off 40 years previously? That's different.
The cover
If you put lesser known, lesser appreciated artists on the cover you will generally get fewer sales, I reckon. You get fewer sales you get less revenue and then less money to spend on quality writers. It's a trade off that I can live with to ensure it stays on the stands with the excellent content.
But this is all speculation as I have never worked in publishing.
Dear Word
Please include more of the stuff I like and less of the stuff I don't like.
As usual
Needs more hip hop. Or Cowbell.
I think its time Roots Manuva had a cover. He's got new stuff coming out soon and is a bit of an office fave, and he's got a beard.
Yes Word team, you can thank me when it sells a million...
"In My Day We Didn't Have Any Of That Cowbell Nonsense"
Before cowbell, there was tambourine. Lots of singers shaking tambourines all over the place.
Here's a lovely bit of bouncy '60s West Coast psychedelic pop with truly class vocal harmonies and plenty of tambourine.
(H. P. Lovecraft - "Let's Get Together")
Tambourine elbow?
Must have been induced. Its just unrelenting in that.
How About A Best Of British Cover ?
featuring Everything Everything,Dutch Uncles and Field Music just a thought/opinion
Much as I love all those groups
they wouldn't get near a cover of NME never mind Word.
I think Field Music had a Word feature a while back?
These are the new wave of clever, articulate vaguely proggy pop. See also North Atlantic Oscillation, Swimming and maybe even Friendly Fires.
There should be a name for this "scene", NME have probably come up with one.
The Suede issue
The previous issue, with Brett Anderson on the cover, seemed to have been designed for me: Suede, They Might Be Giants, Stewart Lee all current/long-held obsessions and all fascinating articles. I was even intrigued by the Blair interview, as it seemed quite a coup for that series of articles.
As a subscriber I don't particularly care about the cover, but I thought the Brett pic was excellent, and I'd have definitely been attracted to the magazine if I'd seen it in a newsagent. That said, I can't see 90's icons and content filling too many more issues - while I'd be more than happy to buy a magazine with Carl Puttnam from Cud on the cover and in-depth interviews with Matt Johnson and Loz from Kingmaker, I suspect I'm the only one. (Though can we ACTUALLY have a Matt Johnson article pleeeease?)
worth looking forward to
I haven't seen this issue yet in Oz, sounds like a good one.
I'd love to see Carl Puttnam on the cover! Last time I saw him he was walking past the Hayfield with his missus, on his way to the off-license. I don't know if he still does that popquiz every week, but it used to a brilliant night out.
The Carl Puttnam Cover Movement starts here
I'm starting an e-petition. What do we need - 100,000 names? Easy.
And after that, Sonya from Echobelly!
The Carl Puttnam Cover Movement?
As always, being the new Peel house band, there'll be TMFTL.
A word about the review section
It's small but selective, and there have been a number of instances of reviews there prompting me to investigate artists further. It helps that a lot of them seem to be on emusic. The most recent example is the new Charlie Dore album, which David Hepworth gave a thumbs up to in the last but one issue. It's a safe bet that I wouldn't have checked it out otherwise, and I'm glad I did because it's wonderful.
Cuckoo Hill
It is wonderful, isn't it? Unfortunately DH's reviews is one section I skip, so I missed out by a month, but she was marvellous at Cropredy.
I'd get...
... Joe Muggs to get a new faceshot (or Muggshot?) - what the fuck is all that about?
Fine with me
I reckon that it would be the same for any magazine you could name. You like some but never all. I subscribe to The Word and no other magazine. I don't necessarily have an interest in all the pages of it, but I don't expect to. It covers a broad range of topics intelligently and encourages debate. I don't really want to be asked about what I like and don't like as this smacks of the focus group decision making process. What I want is a clear vision of what the magazine is and what it delivers and I either buy it or not on that basis. Keep up the good work Mr Ellen & Mr Hepworth.
Focus groups are evil
I totally agree that focus groups produce pointless watered down pish, and that everyone in the Word is doing an absolutely brilliant job.
But honestly though, those covers, if Clapton ever makes it onto the front I'm sending my dad in to buy it.
When you say 'Focus groups', Fatman...
...you'll surely allow us this exception?
Oh all right then
They look so cheery
Focus are releasing a tribute album to Beck...
Odelayeeodelayeeodelayeeodelayeeumpompum.
Focus groups
As someone who makes their living from focus groups, I'm pretty confident in saying that they are not evil and, in fact, they are very useful. Obviously I would say that, but I'm pretty certain it's the objective truth too.
The trend for slagging them off started around the time that Blair came to power and made it clear he was using them. Since then you tend to read lots of nonsense about them - above all this idea they produce a watered down, best of both worlds, weedy and utterly nondescript end product. It simply ain't true - good research tells decision makers what specific types of people think, and what this means for their plans (be it advertising, policy-making or making a magazine). Research doesn't make decisions, and there would be no point in it if all anyone wanted was some sort of halfway house - you could figure that out for yourself.
I suspect there is some truth to this argument regarding artistic endeavours, particularly films; we all know the tales of endings being changed because of a focus group in Arkansas. I'd argue that's down to short-sighted sampling rather than poor research (i.e. the results are accurate for Arkansas, but not for Manchester). I've also no doubt there is bad research out there - but it's not the majority.
I've no idea if the Word has used focus groups or similar techniques, though many magazines do, even some of the smaller titles. However, this forum is something akin to an online focus group (albeit of a highly select audience), especially threads like this, and I bet the editorial team will take at least an interest, because it is essentially asking the essential question: 'what do you like?'. The very eclecticism of the content would suggest that they try to appeal to a wide audience within their niche, which would suggest that they know their potential readership fairly well one way or another.
Anyway, sorry for digressing. I'm not about to start the marketing debate again - we know how that ended - but I get this kind of comment a lot at social gatherings and it irks me no end. It's up there with 'doesn't everyone just pretend to be someone else in these groups?'
Focus Groups not evil, backpedal shocker!!
Hey Uncle Monty,
Crikey first time posting and I've already annoyed one of the massive, sorry mate.
I think asking folks opinions is not evil, it's good and useful for business/charities.
I do think it's hellish for any type of creative arty malarky (Did Keane not use a focus group or have I made that up)?
All the best
Fat Mark
No worries
I'm not annoyed, you were just paying the price for saying what many have said before, only you did so in print which gave me a chance to defend myself at leisure. So fear not, your first posting is going to stay argument-free.
I'd heard the same about Keane; I sometimes wonder if it was a (rather odd) PR story.
Welcome aboard anyway, Mark (or should I call you Fat?)
Many many folk call me Fat
But I answer to anything.
I think you should start a campaign to clear Focus groups of responsibility in music (Focus Groups not responsible for the music of Top Loader, Maroon 5, Lighthouse Family they managed to be rubbish all on their own).
Glad you're not annoyed!
Apology
Uncle Monty
Apologies for seeming to attack focus groups I hadn't mean't to be so pointed. I was trying to make the point that I buy The Word because it has a strong vision from people who believe passionately in what they do, their product and what it delivers. I am not that keen on them asking me my opinion on content etc. I work as a project manager and I would say that focus groups are a key way of gathering requirements so I recognise their place in a decision making process.
Don't listen to them
99% True is a great feature!
More review though if you don't mind. The long kind.
Haha!
I think we need to decide the "99% True is great / not great" debate once and for all with an arm-wrestling match ;-)
There's only one way to settle this...FIGHT.......
nb - video is worth watching - Heather Mills and Hitler face off!
Fencing, more like.
"The first fencing bout is dated back to 1231, when a Mr Boothroyd fenced a Siberian brown bear called Mr Whiskers, and lost."
Oh Stick, you've rather tickled my fancy.
I might have to get my pencils out and draw a picture of Mr Whiskers The Swashbuckling Bear. Even if he is the 1% Untrue fact.
Ah, well spotted!
Yes, this trivia-nugget contains 100 per cent non-fact meat.
And here he is.
I just couldn't help myself.
Here's a very quick, rough sketch of "Mr. Whiskers, Gentleman Fencer and Dandy".
Hannah
You have just created the next T'Word cover. Is there no end to your talent?
*blushes*
Thanks Beany.
For the record, I'm a terrible dancer.
I'm a very good dad dancer
and I also do a very good elephant impression.
*pulls out pocket linings and..."
Can you also do
the last chicken in the shop?
I've seen Beany "Dad Dance".
It is strangely mesmerising and not a little unsettling.
My word
that's wonderful! x
Re:Arm Wrestle
Can it be left handed? I'm a lefty so it would certainly be fairer*.
(*As in, fairer for me.)
Hmmmmmm.
I'm a righty. Maybe we should settle it with a game of Scissors, Paper, Stone.
Ok, I'll go first:
Stone!
Oh, I can't. It would be a dishonourable victory.
We need to post on the count of 3.
1.... 2.... 3....
I hear that after a hard day at Word Towers
the editorial staff retire to the nearby Aspidistra & Hatstand and settle their daily grievances over a robust game of Scissors, Paper, CW Stoneking.
Shouldn't that be
Scissor Sisters, Paper Lace, CW Stoneking?
Or indeed Joss Stone, whom I'd rather listen to than CW Stoneking.
Joss Stone
In the crowd for Exeter City v Liverpool last night, she was.
Stuff I do like in common with many here
"behind the scenes" stuff such as the EMI piece this month. I'd like to see a series of pieces about touring, from 4 blokes in a Transit to huge tours. The technology now is amazing and little talked about outside of trade only publications. Sound has improved beyond all recognition and video and lighting are converging with the advent of LED screens and media servers.
On the music side, I'd like to be introduced to more genuinely interesting stuff, not sure how to express it better.
Agreed
But I would like a break down on when the package shows - the tail end of variety - eg Hendrix, Walker Brothers, Cat Stevens and Englewhap Humpyback all the same bill changed to the rock show as we now know it.
Yes
That's what interests me about The Move: Roy Wood and Jeff Lyne went on to ELO, but Carl Wayne went into cabaret, as that seemed the best outcome after a pop band. I would like to know more about the reality of the professional gig circuit other than the festivals or the universities.
Maybe too simple
But he wasn't a writer. Most - not all I imagine - of the acts that moved into cabaret stopped being 'creative'.
Although the Bee Gees did cabaret in their post 60's, pre disco phase. And Satchmo played Batley's!
More Punk Rock
More Classic Soul More Mod More Ska More Reggae More Psychedelia More Power Pop More New Wave More Post-Punk...if you're going to do "old" how's about a bit more variety of "old"?
You've got a point there, Retro...
...we've heard all the stories about Rick Wakeman eating curries during bass solos and Bill Bruford's electronic drum kit not working and all the rest of it. It's time the spotlight of absurdity and hubris was pointed at the post prog acts. Starting, I suggest, with Sham 69...
Yes, a Jimmy Pursey cover
would really ratchet up the sales! Or is he in Sham 69 anymore?
Apparently...
...not.
Dadrock covers....
I will *Cub's Honour* renew my subscription ad finitum for one, yes just ONE, cover with Ocean Colour Scene.
Things I'd like to see in The Word
New Wave
Rock behind the Iron Curtain
What they were grooving to in say, Thailand or Sweden in the 60s
A really long feature on pop TV, featuring the likes of Razzmatazz and Supersonic, etc.
Glam, glam and more glam
More along the junk shop singles line
Love the first person experiences, and really enjoyed David Hepworth's Whistle Test one
That'll do for now.
Glam. Yes!
Hugely popular yet somehow under-represented in rock literature. Was it really all throwaway bubble gum? Some of the Chinnichap stuff is as timeless as any Motown factory stuff of the 60's.
And Slade - enormous rock band yet their story remains virtually unknown outside of a relatively small circle.
Plus I'm always open to another Bowie article on Ziggy or Aladdin!
I wish
i wish I could give more arrows.
I have said this before, but Glam was the music of my teens, & to me it is not cheesy throwaway, it is magnificent.
Slade rool.
60s Thai Pop
And 60s Cambodian pop! I've got loads of that stuff and know nothing about it at all. I just know it is dazzling and heartbreaking, and that it's a really dark corner full of great music that I'd love to see illuminated.
Slade....aha!
...that'd be a great reason to get Chris Charlesworth to do a 'first person' thing, in whatever that slot at the back is called (Hep on OGWT, Shaar Murray on Oz etc). He was The Man for Who & Slade coverage back in the day and wrote a very fine, long out of print, Slade pictorial biog in the 80s. Lovely bloke, too.
I like the paper
I like the way it tastes. Mojo tastes of old farts. Word tastes of crunchy Cox's Pippins.
More more more, please, Stick!
That's tickled me pink, rather.
I actually think you've got the basis of a blog here: "Stick It In!" (subtitle: "a review of what Stick sticks in his mouth").
So, aside from Mojo and Word, have you eaten anything else of note recently?
Yes, some utterly delicious Kosher fare recently
Can't wait to try it again! *reverie*
More Columns, please...
... There used to be a radio column & a tv one that I enjoyed. But they were axed a while back.
Longer film reviews please
Ideally, each review should take up 50 per cent of the magazine. So, er, two reviews.
I can't help thinking that
there's much more variety in the world of popular music than is generally suggested in the pages of Word. On the rare occasion that something more exotic/unexpected is reviewed (eg Siamese 70s pop, Burial, reggae compilations) I've usually bought it and not regretted it.
As has been mentioned frequently, all possible permutations of earnest white guys with guitars have been exhausted. As has also been mentioned by the Massive just as frequently, however, is our keen interest in music from further afield (physically and chronologically).
But keep all the non music stuff - it's often the most interesting.
The problem with the covers
...is mainly that they are just too old fashioned. It's not just the choice of pictures, its the design! The whole design ethic is from somewhere roughly late 70's to mid 80's. The Word logo in particular is from a different era. I realise it's possibly supposed to be "retro", but it just doesn't work. More clarity and simplicity in the design, and you would erm ...be able to get away with shots of old stars who haven't been in the public consciousness for 20 years.
The 14th Springsteen cover recently, was just completely ridiculous. No one in their right minds would buy that from an ...attractive and well blessed 25 year old shop assistant.
Got no problems with
the content, the cover or any of all that stuff. The only criticism I could give is it's so bloody hard to find! I'm usually shocked when I see it in a supermarket or even newsagent. WH Smiths seems to be the only reliable outlet that stocks it and it's a shop I hate on principle. The reasons are many but here's my top 3:
1. Constantly trying to get you to buy a huge bar of chocolate for a quid when you buy a magazine.
2. Wopping a random extra 50p on their cigarettes for no other reason than being unspeakable ****s.
3. The sheer hypocrisy of putting coy little bags around their porn mags but selling them anyway. Not having bought the latest Razzle from WH Smiths I'm not aware if they try to get you to buy a huge bar of chocolate to accompany your porn. Tempted to try just to see what happens, but I'm not sure if I'd be able to keep a straight face.
Er, rambled a bit there...Word Magazine? *sits down at piano*
"Don't go trying some new fashion
Don't change the color of your hair
You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care
I don't want clever conversation
I never want to work that hard..."
ha!
I'd loved to have been a fly on the wall at that WhSmith board meeting, circa 2009. "Ladies, gents, we're facing a recession. The country looks to us, the nation's high street stores, to provide emotional succour and uplift in these desperate, rather frightening times. And the top brass at marketing have come up with the solution. A slightly mouldy 200g bar of Cadbury's fruit and nut to be offered with every purchase."
In my local WH Smiths
Its hidden on the shelf below "Attitude" so when searching you look like you're being furtive. Hence the fact I now subscribe as it is hard to find anywhere. Anyway as for the magazine itself the only major complaint is that the CD should reflect the content of the magazine. My life is too short for Spotify. Chocolate and porn on the other hand I feel you have an interesting business model Mr Fade!
Surely a flake with the porn
Or possibly a sherbert dip?
Today in Sainsbury's
Image if you will the magazines are split into 3 levels. Each level has 3 sections. The Word is the upper section of the lower level. Therefore you have to crouch down to see it. You spot all the other music mags more easily, including the M*J* with the 2 different free Pink Floyd cover CDs. Yes I used to be tempted once until I realised they only got played once then cast adrift into the *collection*.
Now The Word covers several different sections of the lower level. You can thank me by placing Stackridge on the cover. The bass player Crun has cultured a magnificent beard just for the occasion.
I've given up being fed up,
with the constant parade of usual suspects featured/on the cover of the monthly music mags, as I don't think they will change. But i do wonder how long Mojo and Uncut can go on peddling the same old stuff, ignoring anything post 1976.
I actually think they are getting worse, I had high hopes for Mojo as it started the year quite well, but the last 4/5 issues have been dull, dull dull. As for Uncut, i've not bought an issue this year. This is from someone who religously bought every monthly mag! It's getting to the point where i'm considering cancelling my sub to Mojo, such is its yawn inducing content recently.
Surely there must be a time when mag editors change, become younger, and cater for a readership that didnt grow up with The Beatles/ The Who/Pink Floyd/Neil Young et al, and find the prospect of yet another solo Beatles feature distinctly underwhelming.
Been a bit disappointed to see Word go down the 'Dad Rock Cover' road recently, who can forget the Iggy Pop and Robert Wyatt covers of yore, pretty brave really. But i guess these heritage act covers sell copies of mags?
As for changes to The Word, would like to see the mag change to become a combination of the much missed Plan B mag and early Uncut, but that won't happen, so am happy with the word as it is, an entertaining, intelligent read covering entertainment in all its forms.
Oh, welcome to the group Mark
Mojo Falling
Having abandoned Mojo for Word a couple of years back, I recently took a 3 month trial subscription for the old mag. I soon remembered why I switched.
1) A letters page consisting largely of letters praising their own mag. There was never a single 'theory' or 'rant' in there.
2) Interviews that consistently start by telling you more about the plush hotel where the interview took place than about anything else.
3) Feature articles by bit part players making out how they spent half an hour with Lennon yet he shared his innermost thoughts with them in a way that he never did with, say, his family or his band. (No facetious replies please)
4) Pages and pages of, dare I say, 'landfill' reviews. Said reviews repeatedly using terms like 'the album's internal logic' or 'statement of intent', as well as the dreaded 'sophomore'.
5) Uncritical praise of a predictable range of established artists, who will always get 4 stars, just because they are who they are. I have happily stalked Copey, David Byrne, Joni etc for years, but I can still admit to myself when they haven't hit the mark.
6) A whole page devoted to a poor piece of artwork supposedly enhancing the main CD review. Never understood what that was about.
So, yes, Mint. You're bang on the money. Abandon ship!
(But I do miss the crossword and they still do the best cover CDs).
Same here.
I realised that I was only buying Mojo for the cover CD, which was usually very good. I don't bother with the Word CD's any more but the content of the mag is second to none. IMHO.
You missed
the seemingly huge amount of text printed in illegible white on black.
Hate the Mojo CDs, usually enjoy The Word ones. I think my Mojo sub will be lapsing soon.
Near as I can tell..
all non-traditionalist 'rock' is ignored by most large music publications, as there is no star power to sell magazines. Which I suppose is why the folks at Classic Rock started their prog rock offshoot, to cater to the small but dedicated prog audience.
This Month's Classic Rock
is a rattling good read, btw. The AC/DC and Captain Beyond features are positively Word-worth
'Classic Rock' is a hoot to read
I don't even really like many of the bands they cover, but the articles and reviews are often funny, passionate and well-crafted. Heavy rock is a lot more fun to read about that listen to in most cases. I do however skip buying issues with Metallica, Guns n Roses or Kiss on the cover, which actually occurs with annoying regularity.
Janice
For the first time in years I'm going to have to buy Word in a shop because I think the next issue is my last on subscription. It's not that I'll stop buying it it's just that somehow, the urgency to renew just never struck me this year, but I probably will get round to it eventually.
I've enjoyed some of the reminiscence/insights/longer articles in recent months but get a bit cross when these just turn out to be book tie-ins eg Stuart Maconie. I'm a bit bored with 99% True because I think they're reaching the end of their ideas - similarly Best and Worst - most of the time these days I don't even know who the people/characters are eg superheroes. I've always been a bit cross with the waste of space near the front of 2 pages of photo and one tiny box of text. It's reminiscent of the glossy women's mags that are 25% full of adverts. It wouldn't bother me if there was no CD either - I try to listen but mostly find the tracks rather dull
and worthy. Similarly, I read the interviews and features but they rarely feature any musicians that I'm really passionate about.
But there's still more to interest me than there is in most magazines so I'm sure I'll still be sticking around.
What happened to dayglo, eh?
In the days of punk, dayglo was everywhere - particularly as the colour of choice for fanzines and record covers. I wore dayglo socks well into adulthood. I would love to see a Word special on punk - with a dayglo cover.
It would, at least, be easy to spot on the shelves.
Oooh
Fifth colour = expensive
Magazines of all sorts
are dependent on subscribers and on casual browsers in newsagents. Subscribers are mostly casual browsers who have enjoyed reading the mag enough times to want to get it every month.
Casual browsers are attracted firstly by what's on the cover. Once a magazine finds a style of cover that consistently sells to casual browsers and to subscribers, they generally stick to it and refine/refresh it every now and then to try and pick up the numbers while stopping the regulars getting bored.
Drastic changes are generally seen (quite rightly) as a bad thing because they upset subscribers but occasional well-executed "freshen-ups" can make the mag stand out to the browsers who've seen it on the stands but not been previously tempted.
Personally, I'm not sure there's a market anymore for a magazine that's focussed purely on the brand new in music etc. For that you'd need to persuade the twenty-somethings to buy it and I don't think, as a demographic, they're interested much in magazines.
You might be reading the wrong magazine
You could try Heat or Nuts.
If you stay around here long enough you might get to appreciate Mr Thompson, Mr Waits, Mr Costello and Mr McCartney. Yes, they are all dads - any problem with that? It keeps the World going round you know.
Appreciate that list ?
Yes, Yes, No - only early stuff, No - some stuff with The Beatles but 40 years of rubbish has watered down the effect.
I think the term
Dad Rock means rock liked by dads, not made by them.
Two points.
Point Number 1
Love the magazine?
Then subscribe. Your magazine needs you!
Well what it really needs is your money but I am sure you get the jist...
Point number 2
It ain't broke so don't fix it.
I have lost count of the number of magazines I have stopped reading after they were "improved"
Crowdsourcing
No, I'm not suggesting that the Massive write the magazine but a rolling list of suggestions for features could be useful ... Instead of the small number of folk at Word Towers - plus the associated freelancers - coming up with ways to fill the mag in the months ahead, a bigger pool of ideas would surely come in handy?
Oh and if Rhodri Marsden always looks like he does in that pic up with the 'New podcast: 40 noises and lousy first dates with Rhodri Marsden' post - bloody miserable in other words - then it's no wonder his first dates go pear shaped. Give us a smile Rhod :-)
No Lurkers cover
No subscription renewal.
I'm waiting.
Noel! Bloody hell! Nobody reads this blog do they?
I know Adele was on the last one, but having NG on the front, the Simon Cowell of rock (I have always been the same, I will always be the same forever and ever and ever...) is one hell of a mea culpa.
"We had Adele on the last one. I know she was tucked away in the corner next to a couple of bona fide dead blokes, but... don't *young people* like Adele? What we need for the next one is a real reactionary crust..."
A more enticing cover would be "Noel shuts up, forever".
Sorry. I'm sure the mag's up to the usual standard
I was delighted!
I really like Noel in interviews.
No beard?
They should be ashamed, etc...
The most embarrassing cover ever....
....has to be the Sid Vicious Record Collector job about five years ago.
Ended my buying of the mag after 25 years, and I had to apologize profusely to my local newsagent.