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Crap instrumental breaks...

mikethep's picture

Sorry if this has come up before, but I've been brooding over it for most of a 5-hr drive...

She's Not There by the Zombies popped up on the shuffle, on one of the rare occasions when the Dame allowed someone else to have a go. (Still a lot of work to do on Shuffle Probability Theory, IMHO.)

Great song, but oh, that instro break! A sudden tsunami of look-at-me electric piano noodlings, all over the place and nothing like what you want to hear. A great relief when he gets to that major chord and the song starts again. I thought Rod Argent was supposed to be good at that sort of thing?

That got me thinking about other ill-advised instrumental breaks in otherwise great songs. It's All Over Now comes to mind. A great chunk of Keef, but seems to belong in another song altogether - they swap that great loping beat for something much chunkier and four-square just to accommodate it.

Any other suggestions?

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Jimmy Page tried to channel the spirit of James Burton...

but unfortunately the conduit he used was full of shit. Yes, I speak of the guitar solo on Led Zeppelin's Hot Dog, which is so terrible it's almost brilliant.

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Patrick Crowther | 20 June 2011 - 1:35pm

Not crap, but definitely out of place...

...are the breaks in the middle of Squeeze's "Cool For Cats" and Ian Dury & The Blockheads' "Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick". Whether it's Jools Holland's honky-tonk doodlings, or Davey Payne'sattack of Coltrane-lite, both of them seem to have been spliced in for no readily apparent reason and have nowt to do with the songs on whose beach they've washed up.

Of course, they're so familiar now that the songs wouldn't seem the same without them, but it's baffling why they were put there in the first place.

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Paul Vincent | 20 June 2011 - 2:14pm

Payneful

Yes, the twinkling in Cool for cats is out of place. Literally shoehorned, into that great and atmospheric slice of South London life. Needs a change of pace there. But surely not Jools' New Orleans noodling, which hikes you into a different and much more optimistic place.

But the sax in the middle of Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick, is just complete crap surely. Meaningless and annoying, not expressing anything apart from "ey up, we can do pretentious too y'know."

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Marky | 20 June 2011 - 6:51pm

Completely disagree

I take the sax break as the carnal filth interlude. Two shagging saxophones, click, click, click.

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Zanti Misfit | 21 June 2011 - 12:00am

It's All Over Now

I've always really liked that Keef mini freak-out in the middle there, it was a pretty revolutionary single-note attack that must have been quite weird at the time.

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Slotbadger | 20 June 2011 - 2:18pm

Also you can amuse

yourself by imagining the crazy frugging Jagger would get up to during it.

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Mr Fade | 20 June 2011 - 3:08pm
mikethep | 20 June 2011 - 4:41pm

'White Horses'...

...is otherwise sublime, but check out the uinstrumental break - french horn moving into electric guitar, from memory: it's clunky and dire. It was presumably a one-take sight-read session and sounds it.

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Colin H | 20 June 2011 - 2:28pm

The reggae interlude...

... on Live and Let Die. What were they thinking?

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ganglesprocket | 20 June 2011 - 3:13pm

reggae insert

Isn't it a bit like the reggae bit in the middle of Elton's Lucy in the Sky? Bit strange there, too.

Most saxophone solos in pop and rock are really filler, IMHO. Exception made for Baker Street, where the sax riff is the defining element of the song; the guitar solo is exactly rightly placed at the end of the record, and is a kind of extra-serving that is very welcome.

Saxophone solos on Dark Side of the Moon were great at the time, but sound more dated than anything else on the album now, and notably, Waters and Gilmore haven't incorporated them on later solo projects. On the live albums, the saxophone entry is always greeted with adulation, but I suspect it's mostly for nostalgic reasons.

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sirbedivere | 20 June 2011 - 3:22pm

Henry McCullough...

...the lead guitarist in Wings at the time of L&LD once told me he could never quite play the reggae bit and consequently never bothered doing so onstage!

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Colin H | 20 June 2011 - 3:39pm

Err "Rock on one more time for Ringo"

at about 1:18 has always made me laugh out loud

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Bingham | 20 June 2011 - 4:32pm

I love She's Not There

...it's just the thing a swinging dolly bird would groove to in a with-it club

Fab!

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Helena Handcart | 20 June 2011 - 11:47pm

So do I!

I love the song, it's only the solo I'm objecting to. But you've nailed it for me: it's a Look at Life Swinging London solo.

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mikethep | 21 June 2011 - 7:28am

Thunderclap Newman "Something In The Air"

If you are in a room with a piano it is enevitable in time you will have a go. You just have to.**
This is especially true if you can't actually play the thing.
That's was this sounds like.

**This is also true with drumkits

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Blue Sky | 21 June 2011 - 3:30am

3/4 of Light My Fire

is a crap instumental break.

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Cookieboy | 21 June 2011 - 3:37am

Yep...........

.....one of the rare occasions where the (slightly clumsy) single edit improves the song immeasurably, but the only version that appears on CD is the LP version.

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ranger | 21 June 2011 - 7:16am

I always thought

the instrumental break in the middle of unguarded moment by The Church sounded like something a record company exec would put in to make the song more "now".

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Podicle | 21 June 2011 - 6:52am

Leonard Cohen

The Bontempi organ stylee solo on Tower of Song is so bad it disproves every comment ever made about Uncle Len being depressing.

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Neil Dyson | 21 June 2011 - 8:10am

Apparently it's now 'iconic' but...

...the mini moog solo to ELP's Lucky Man is just dreadful. Sounds like a man wondering 'How does this work?' without any reference to key signatures. Which is seemingly what it was.

We might also ask if Rod Argent's mid-song noodling really added anything to Hold Your Head Up.

And as for Mountain's 30 minute live versions of Nantucket Sleighride...

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Colin H | 21 June 2011 - 2:39pm
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