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Condescending Brackets/INBOX October
Posted by John Medd on 22 September 2008 - 11:51am.
Richard Raftery (letter writer) must know he's amongst friends? He must know that the chances of anybody picking up The Word from the news stand is familiar with jazz? Then why the open brackets, closed brackets telling us who, among others, Ben Webster and Stan Getz are? Are these luminaries unable to stand without the crutch of defining bracketry? Where will it end? John Lennon (co-writer of a number of popular tunes in the 1960s...see McCartney P).
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Hmmm
Not sur it's fair to pick on the style rather than the content of someone's letter also you are assuming everyone reading the mag is a total jazzer which is far from the case I imagine. I'm sure we all have holes in our knowledge that others would find astonishing otherwise they couldn't make a programme called "never seen Star Wars" on Radio 4.
"Total jazzer"!
Isn't he the guy from the Archers...?
Anyway, I'm a Word subscriber and, while I've heard of Stan Getz, the other bloke would have been a complete mystery to me without Mr Rafferty's helpful bracketage.
Brackets
For me, the brackets were pretty well pitched. The letter lists 14 artists. I'm unfamiliar with six of them, and they comprise six of the seven bracketed artists.
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It’s true that Word Magazine (Europe’s leading authority on edible wallpapers and carpets) caters to a demographic based on a stereotype of a typical reader (6ft 6; enjoys bog snorkelling; subsists on a diet of whelks and Kobe beef). The reality is a group of people who share some common ground but also have a diverse range of interests.
I, backwards7 (Slayer of the man-eating pond of Primrose Hill) haven't the first clue who Ben Webster is. I only know Stan Getz (professional photon juggler – now incorporated into the workings of the Large Hadron Collider) through the Girl from Ipanema (my next door neighbour). Furthermore I am ambivalent to the music of Richard Thompson (last in a race of giant singing tortoises who once roamed the Cotswolds in great herds) and would struggle to name five of his songs.
I can name one
Something to do with a broad (female associate of the Rat Pack) moonlicht nicht, isn't it?
Ben Webster on Chelsea Bridge
It doesn't get much better than this:
chelsea Bridge
(self-anchored suspension bridge for road and foot traffic running north-south over the River Thames in London, between Grosvenor Bridge and the Albert Bridge.)
you missed
Chelsea (area of west london once known for bohemian residents such as artists and writers in recent years the home of the well off and shares a name with a premiership football club based in Fulham and funded by Russian oil millions)
arf...
you misspelt 'tossers'...
*jumps into gas guzzling 4x4 to pick up Jasmine, Jacosta and Cosmo from school*
I don't know of Ben Webster.