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Comedy songs and the original "Right Said Fred"

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I recently moved my 83yr old parents to a retirement home, and in amongst their stuff was a single by BERNARD CRIBBINS called RIGHT SAID FRED which I recall we used to play after dinner every night when I and my sister were allowed to "choose a record before bed".

I played it for the first time in 40 years or so and promptly went out and bought a "Best Of Bernard Cribbins" CD which contains a bunch of gems by the same songwriters - the tragically unheralded TED DICKS and MILES RUDGE.

Further research revealed that this and other tracks were PRODUCED by GEORGE MARTIN.

These are seriously funny songs, brilliantly crafted and carefully arranged.

Who is doing this today?

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Its not exactly Bernard Cribbins

But when it comes to questions of funny, these days, I tend to answer "Sarah Silverman". This one has been cut, but it's a great "Let's do the show right here" parody.


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Molesworth | 22 July 2009 - 7:04am

during the lunch break in the cricket

on Sky on Saturday, they had Richard Stilgoe on singing a song which he'd written about the '75 Ashes series, and which was complete with some of the funniest one-liners and couplets I'd heard in a while and made me think:

1) I've not heard from Richard Stilgoe in a while - he used to be on the telly loads

2) He's REALLY funny...

Good stuff really...

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Oscar Patterson | 22 July 2009 - 7:33am

here's the song

For anyone who doesn't know the original song here it is (with complimentary Lego animation)


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Mousey | 22 July 2009 - 7:44am
Paolo Meccano | 22 July 2009 - 1:26pm
stimpy | 22 July 2009 - 8:37am

Gossip Calypso - "...a shocking time with Ern and his stomach"

I've banged on before about "Gossip Calypso" being even better than "Fred" and "Hole". It's written by actor Trevor Peacock (Vicar of Dibley, etc, etc).
Here's the original:


And here's the otherwise great Rolf Harris (and The Young Generation) ruining it with dodgy accents:

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Nick White | 22 July 2009 - 8:50am

Trevor Peacock

also wrote this

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Sour Crout | 22 July 2009 - 9:25am

Dare I suggest

one of the Word massive's favourite acts? I suppose the debate is more whether it's satire rather than comedy


If however, we are looking for straightforward comedy that will appeal to kids and amuse adults, try this


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Humphrey Plugg | 22 July 2009 - 8:51am

Here is a classic


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MrRadio | 22 July 2009 - 9:07am

Ah

The Ballad Of Barry And Freda

Bend me over backwards on me hostess trolly indeed.

Just love the way the tempo increases and it gets progressively more manic, though I can't say I'd be more interested in vinyl flooring.

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illuminatus | 22 July 2009 - 9:10pm

I Come Thru The Window


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Tony Donaghey | 22 July 2009 - 9:11am

Not exactly a song

but this always hits my funny bone


and They MIght be Giants can be relied upon to write humourous songs about ancient civilisations in rock bands


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DogFacedBoy | 22 July 2009 - 10:23am

Tim Minchin - Inflatable You


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Fraser M | 22 July 2009 - 10:40am

Bo Burnham

Is a young and ferociously clever American lad who does scabrously funny songs and standup. Sort of like Nellie McKay but with laughs.

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Lenny Law | 22 July 2009 - 11:53am

I'm surprised no one has mentioned

Flight of the Conchords or HalfMan HalfBiscuit.

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SpideyClaire | 22 July 2009 - 3:48pm

I did actually mention

Birkenhead's finest in an earlier post

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Humphrey Plugg | 22 July 2009 - 8:54pm

We were talking about this on the podcast not long ago

Mark Ellen and I yield to nobody in our admiration of those Cribbins records. Those and the Peter Sellers records of around the same time had a lightness of touch that George Martin brought to production of the Beatles.

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David Hepworth | 22 July 2009 - 3:52pm

"It might just be sewage to you..."

"...but it's bread and butter to me"

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illuminatus | 22 July 2009 - 9:11pm

George Martin's touch

I think you're absolutely right - the key to comedy is not overdoing it, not winking at the audience, playing it straight. Which George's production does - he's faithful to he song.

Which is what he did with The Beatles.

And you can immediately hear, after listening to BC, where so many of the SFX on the Fabs' albums originated.

Not to mention the entirely listenable production.

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Mousey | 24 July 2009 - 5:11am

Peter Sellers

When I was a child, "Auntie Rotter" was one of my favourites

and even today I cannot hear of a certain area of London without automatically adding the words "gateway to the south"

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Humphrey Plugg | 22 July 2009 - 8:58pm

I suspect

you are not alone.

I certainly do that. Not forgetting, of course, to pronounce it in two very distinct, very American, syllables

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illuminatus | 22 July 2009 - 9:16pm

Which I guess must have inflenced Hank Wangford's

onstage patter - e.g. "Welcome to y'all at the Mean Fiddler in Har-Les-Den" (when such a thing existed).

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DLM | 23 July 2009 - 10:26pm
Steerpike | 22 July 2009 - 9:41pm

I love a good bum on a woman...

...it makes my day.

As we seem to have drifted from the 'who does this now?' theme.

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Lando Cakes | 22 July 2009 - 9:56pm

DaVinci's Notebook

This always makes me smile (their Irish Drinking Song is also rather good). I think it's the whistling solo that does it.


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Lando Cakes | 22 July 2009 - 10:07pm

The Lonely Island

2009's Incredibad by The Lonely Island has been on my iPod of late. Their track, Punch You in the Jeans recently made me laugh very loudly outside a Budgens. Their take is mainly on hiphop, I'd advice a Youtube search for "I'm On A Boat" tout suite.

And the first Tenacious D album is pretty perfect.

And The Mighty Boosh do good tunes too.

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DrJ | 22 July 2009 - 10:40pm

Please Watch This...

The Lonely Island, contains cursing...


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DrJ | 24 July 2009 - 8:58am

My wife

Hits the roof if one tub of olive-based spread is opened before another is fully consumed. After committing another kitchen faux pas recently, I pointed her in the direction of this heart-wrenching tale of domestic discord from one of Britain's foremost social observers.

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Graham Johns | 22 July 2009 - 10:51pm

Ted Chippington & George Dawes



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Paolo Meccano | 23 July 2009 - 10:35am

Cribbins, Bernard: Gaiety of the nation, contribution to

Bernard Cribbins is a National Treasure - one of those people who doesn’t get much attention and who will only get the appreciation he deserves when he’s gone. I’ve said it before on here but The Word should interview him while he’s still with us. Got to Alan Coren in the nick of time.
The thing about “The Crib” is that he crops up in all those warm, cosy corners of British popular culture: bit-part in the sort of film it’s a joy to stumble upon on a Sunday afternoon; those great comedy records; the most prolific Jackanory storyteller; masterful narration of The Wombles; best episode of Fawlty towers (The Hotel Inspector); The Railway Children, of which, this being the Massive, I need say no more.
My favourite Crib moment , however, is tucked away on the greatest hits CD. “I’ve Grown Accustomed To Her Face” is a masterpiece of songcraft: it’s the moment in My Fair Lady when Eliza’s decided to sling ’er ’ook and Henry Higgins has to confront the fact that he’s fallen in love with her but is too proud and pompous to admit anything more than “I’ve grown accustomed to her face”. Crib sings it straight. And it‘s just lovely.

http://open.spotify.com/track/1JzU54P9jATDjjWL9ZUm2L

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Richard Lowe | 23 July 2009 - 11:23am

Purest Cribbins

I agree - I looked for Cribbins' "I've Grown Accustomed..." on YouTube yesterday, with no luck.

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Nick White | 23 July 2009 - 11:43am

I wholeheartedly agree that The Cribster

will only be truly recognised when he's gone and, as is the way with these things, he'll probably pass on within hours of some reality show nonentity who'll get all the plaudits and tributes.

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stimpy | 23 July 2009 - 12:10pm

And probably one of the reasons

Russell T Davies cast him in the 2008 Doctor Who season. He was really rather wonderful in that. His valediction to Tennant's Doctor right at the end of the series finale was just hearbreaking.

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illuminatus | 23 July 2009 - 10:18pm

Right Said Fred

Anyone heard Maya Angelou and Jessica Mitford's version? It's hard to forget if you have. Trust me, I've tried...

I love that Bernard Cribbins album. I've listened to that on Spotify far too many times. But this Peter Sellers track is a firm favourite:


Also, anyone who enjoys novelty records of a certain vintage could do a lot worse than have a look at this:

http://www.we7.com/#/album/You-Are-Awful--Showbiz-Comedy-Titbits-Of-60s-and-70s-!albumId=52472

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Andrew F | 23 July 2009 - 10:00pm

thanks for last link

so much to listen to!

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Mousey | 24 July 2009 - 5:06am

Worthy successor to Stilgoe?


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Bigsby | 23 July 2009 - 10:10pm

Heeeey, we've all forgotten about Adam & Joe!

Adam & Joe, national treasures in waiting...

Adam:

Joe:

Adam & Joe:


(won't allow embedding...)

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DrJ | 24 July 2009 - 9:13am
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