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Comedy sax
Posted by Retropath2 on 2 April 2009 - 12:59pm.
Hot on the heels of the pieces about peple who really can/cannot sing/play bass etc etc, and the remarks about the sax being the neutered dogs bollocks of instrumentation in rock, I got to think about 2 brandishers of the saxophone whom I have always assumed can't really play for toffee. Come in Mr David Bowie and Mr Van Morrison. It sems that they both emit varyingly irritating parps and squawks rather than music. Am I being fair?
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Ditto Mike Love and Sting. However Rory Gallagher and Emitt Rhodes weren't too bad. Actually Mike Love's parps were quite rock n roll
Spandau.....
Could Steve Norman actually play the thing??? Nice sax break in "True", but until that album he was always a proto-Bez, a percussionist, if you will.
Didn't Bowie toot
those breaks in 'Ch-ch-changes' and 'Sorrow'? If so I reckon he didn't puff his little cheeks in vain.
He did indeed
You're right Eddie, he played sax on those and other hits. I admire his have-a-go attitude, as he's never claimed to be a great musician, and certainly "not a technocrat on any instrument" as he once put it. That said, he is a highly resourceful and competent (and sometimes inspired) jack-of-many-trades on many instruments. He played lead guitar on almost the whole Diamond Dogs album, including the celebrated riffs on the title song and Rebel Rebel; he plays some pretty good harmonica on Cracked Actor, Don't Bring Me Down and A New Career In A New Town; piano on Oh You Pretty Things and others; all manner of keyboards and synths on the Berlin albums; he played all the instruments, including drums, on the demo version of Rebel Rebel. Apparently he actually taught Dennis Davis (a scarily accomplished drummer) to play the reggae-like rhythm on Yassassin.
What I admire most about him as a musician is his fearlessness. Despite his technical limitations, he duetted with the authentic jazz great, trumpeter Lester Bowie (no relation!) on a couple of songs on Black Tie White Noise. That's pluck! And I don't think he embarrassed himself either, though many many may disagree...
Mr Jones
Played his sax on stage in Manchester. It's plastic I believe (?)
Those plastic stages
are really dangerous.
No silly
Manchester's plastic. Tsk.
No sax please.
One man's brave is anothers foolhardy. His tone still sounds like someone hooting down the plughole.
Don't care about his tone.
If I can hum it then it's fine by me. It's only pop. Not jazz.