Classic TV Themes

It's a sad state of affairs, but there just doesn't seem to be any original and inspiring TV theme music about anymore. If you can think of any good themes about at the moment, I would be interested to hear. For example, is the theme from "No Deal Or No Deal" a classic theme, or laziness on the composer's part; a slightly funky, but repetitive bass line looped around a drum machine. The theme from "Grand Designs" is however quite good for this day and age.
In my mind,the original Dr Who theme (starring William Hartnell, pictured below) has never been bettered:
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neither in my mind, has the thrill of the canter and the cry of:

"Champion The Wonder Horse" (to save Ricky's day again)

Champion

or the classic wah-wah guitar of "Sorry" (surely this series is due a re-run?)
Sorry

Please nominate your favourite TV themes from the past and any worthwhile themes from the present.The theme from "Casualty" or "Holby City", or any other hospital drama with synth pad sounds and a drum beat representing a heart beat, are most unwelcome. As are "Heartbeat", "Eastenders" and "The Royal". Audio/Visual clips are welcome, sadly I do not have the IT expertise to post You Tube clips on this site. Hopefully the pictures above will rekindle your memories of these themes.

Anything can happen in the next three minutes

Strangely I was pondering this very thought today. I've got work to do and this could occupy my entire night, so I'll leave it at three nominations that come to mind (all children's programmes):
Feel the anarchy of the "Roobarb and Custard" theme...

The pure first-day-of-the-holidays joy of the "Banana Splits" theme...

...And the most exciting piece of music ever written, "Stingray":

Nick White | 29 January 2008 - 9:52pm

Yes, three classics!

Takes me back to summer holiday TV in the seventies. A few other classics from thoe days are:

The Flashing Blade - just how 1974 is this?

Of course those days were a festival of badly dubbed European kiddie dramas. This was always a bit wet for my tastes musically but must be mentioned...

I always liked the overblown wah-funk symphony that was the theme to Space 1999 too... Now being reshown nightly on various desperate freeview channels

The there's the greatest superhero in the world who also had one of the greatest themes in the world...

Trevor_Raggatt | 29 January 2008 - 11:51pm

You've got to fight for what you want

I try to live my life by the principles set out in the theme tune to "The Flashing Blade"...

Nick White | 30 January 2008 - 8:45am

Excellent

Three classics there for sure Nick. Love the guitar on Rhubarb, a filthy sound indeed!

David Wright | 29 January 2008 - 10:03pm

YouTube epiphany

By the way David, I didn't think I had the technological know-how to put YouTube clips on the site, but just then all I did was paste the YouTube address and lo and behold the big screens came up. I'm sure it wasn't always like that. All this time I thought I was being clever for using tinyurl addresses.
I feel a little less of a Luddite now, and frankly a little less impressed by everyone else!

Nick White | 29 January 2008 - 10:15pm

Thanks

Cheers Nick,can it realy be that simple. I will give it a go nearer the weekend, I have an urgent appointment with a few pints of Tetley tonight!

David Wright | 30 January 2008 - 8:23pm

So that's how it's done!

Many thanks Nick. I'll celebrate by posting the theme tune to Follyfoot, from the same era as the previous posts! Cheers.

Stephen G | 30 January 2008 - 12:55am

Stone me, it's the New Settlers!

and how on earth did I ever fancy Dora?

Vulpes Vulpes | 30 January 2008 - 11:42am
Dave C | 30 January 2008 - 1:05am

Wah-tastic!

Say no more!

Trevor_Raggatt | 30 January 2008 - 10:46pm

I always loved this music

Real craftsmanship!!


(it's from "The Two Ronnies")

Z

The Zilster | 30 January 2008 - 2:02am

Goodnight From Him

Yes, this is s great, great TV theme. Brilliant. May use this as a walk on for my next bands gig.

David Wright | 30 January 2008 - 8:25pm
bo_doogley | 30 January 2008 - 8:26am

Agreed on the Doctor Who theme....

...but only the ones of the 60s and 70s. I hated the 80s versions, which have dated FAR more, IMHO.

Other favourites:

The Avengers
The Professionals
Man In A Suitcase
Department S
The Sweeney
The Persuaders

JJ | 30 January 2008 - 9:29am

Hey, there's a bloke in my luggage!

At least one of those on JJ's list is worth a revisit, I reckon:

Archie Valparaiso | 30 January 2008 - 9:43am

Sing the title

A friend and I, once refreshed, would sing the title and new words to the tune - which often works (maybe it is how they compose it in the first place) "The Sweeney, the Sweeney, this programme is called the uh Sweeney" etc. "Dallas, Dallas, this programme's called Dallas, it's about Ewing oil" etc. Possibly more hilarious after a few pints of Pride....try it!

Twangothan | 30 January 2008 - 11:09am

French one...bit like Flashing Blade...

...oh what's it called?! Help!

kb | 30 January 2008 - 12:03pm

Short but sweet

kb | 30 January 2008 - 12:04pm

No Clarkson in sight

How about the Route 66 theme by Nelson Riddle?

Paul | 30 January 2008 - 3:39pm

The Day of the Triffids

backwards7 | 30 January 2008 - 3:51pm

"Do you want to see something really scary?"

Children of the Stones (with hubble bubble HTV ident)

Thriller (forward to 00:18)


Dave C | 30 January 2008 - 7:52pm

Weird

That is creepy stuff. Quite disturbing. On the subject of great regional TV themes, this was my favourite, followed by a very cheesey theme!

David Wright | 31 January 2008 - 8:25pm

Like proto Acid Jazz

I love that theme tune it's a riff Jamiroquai's been re writing for years.

Dave C | 1 February 2008 - 12:00pm
Patrick Crowther | 30 January 2008 - 8:11pm

Keep Em' Coming

Some great clips so far and remember this one?I always found the creepy synth chord at the end very chilling.

David Wright | 30 January 2008 - 8:33pm

Haven't you always thought

that the middle bit (0:18 onwards) sounds like John Miles "Music"? Or did this predate Music, I can't remember?

David Weeks | 2 February 2008 - 12:10am

Music

Can't remember either David, but there is a resemblence yes. Well spotted.

David Wright | 3 February 2008 - 12:38pm

The first record I ever owned...

was the theme tune to 'Blakes 7' on 45.

Patrick Crowther | 4 February 2008 - 8:30am

Danger Will Robinson!

Apparently by John Williams (Star Wars not Sky)

Sven | 30 January 2008 - 9:35pm

Don't forget "Danger Man" with Patrick McGoohan!

And keeping with that theme...

And what great visuals too...

Trevor_Raggatt | 30 January 2008 - 11:04pm

Only just caught up with this thread

As young Mr Grace used to say, "You've all done very well."

David Hepworth | 31 January 2008 - 10:22am

I'm Free Mr Grace

David Wright | 1 February 2008 - 9:40pm

OR


OR


Liam Hatchet | 31 January 2008 - 10:34am

Grand

That Grandstand clip is fantastic. I hated the "Animal Hospital" theme though!

David Wright | 31 January 2008 - 8:31pm

Can't believe no-one's mentioned...

Cagney & Lacey - that sax solo in the intro was pure class (and pure 80s, as well).


And for the big kids among us, this is another unsung classic.


Check out the warp speed running in this one:


And to round off, a bit more sax... and I haven't even mentioned Hart to Hart!


robram | 31 January 2008 - 12:44pm

Um, they did keep making TV programmes after the mid-1980s

This thread seems to have turned into a bit of a Peter-Kay-style nostalgia-fest, wouldn't you say? I know the TV shows from one's childhood always seem to have been better than modern stuff, but like the idea that Wagon Wheels were the size of serving platters, it may be the rosy-tint of nostalgia.

There are many great recent TV theme tunes - Curb Your Enthusiasm's instantly recognisable, as were the themes for Six Feet Under, and Twin Peaks. Coronation Street and EastEnders are identifiable from a couple of notes, and one could argue that the Who Wants To Be A Millionaire theme does a good job of suggesting suspense (even if it's artificially created in the show itself with flashing lights and verbal padding from the host). I'd also point to the theme from 30Rock as being fast and fun, which is appropriate.

Granted, there's an american bias to the above, but I'll cheerfully admit this is because I watch previous little homegrown TV. But I'm sure someone more au fait with UK stuff could suggest themes from shows like Waking The Dead or something...

Still, does anyone remember spangles? Eh? Eh? Raleigh Choppers, eh?

John Soanes | 31 January 2008 - 4:17pm

Eastenders

'most unwelcome' it says. Good tunes wanted. Something recent? The Office - oh yes, but it's an old song! CSI? Oh, another one. I give up.

Sven | 31 January 2008 - 6:33pm

And what the heck have they done...

...to Baba O'Reilly on the new series of CSI:NY. Some limp dire remix thing. If ever there was a track that didn't need the Moby treatment.

Trevor_Raggatt | 31 January 2008 - 6:46pm

Well Said

Hi John, I agree this thread is heavy on nostalgia and I can't help myself, I'm as guilty as everyone else. (see the delights below)
Six Feet Under was a great theme. The final episode was brilliant too. On the subject of Peter Kay, the theme from Phoenix Nights was a simple but effective theme of modern times.
Anyway, here's another great theme from the past (my second favourite next to Dr Who (original version). Spot the sound of the sadly missed BBC Radiophonic Workshop near the end.

David Wright | 31 January 2008 - 8:05pm

The Daddy

In 1981 I wanted to be Andy Renko. Still do really.

johnsey | 31 January 2008 - 4:30pm
Patrick Crowther | 31 January 2008 - 4:33pm

I have a friend

who use'd to sing "Flipper Flipper Flipper the bush Kangaroo"

I even get confused myself now.

Springer | 31 January 2008 - 7:40pm

No no no it's this one...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

So this is the tale of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

Paul Waring | 31 January 2008 - 11:22pm

Back to the 70s but...

...I've always loved the theme tune from the BBC's Holiday Programme from that era - Heartsong by Gordon Giltrap. Gotta love Simon Phillips' huge drum fill that started, finished and punctuated it.

Couldn't find the original on YouTube but here's the guitar maestro himself, Mr Gordon Giltrap, performing in on solo guitar on the telly a few years ago. Gotta love that whammy bar effect he gets at the end - from an acoustic!!

Trevor_Raggatt | 31 January 2008 - 11:37pm

Certainly an improvement on this

Here's the one it replaced.

Bikinis! Jet planes! Cliff Michelmore's combover!

Archie Valparaiso | 1 February 2008 - 9:35am

Hail To The Cab

Taxi is a beautiful theme, I have it as my ringtone!

David Wright | 1 February 2008 - 9:44pm

Let us not forget

Catweazle - with great graphics too. How to screw with young minds in a one easy lesson.

Jeeves and Wooster - Absolutely topping, what ho!

Not sure if it quite qualifies, but the opening for Looney Tunes cartoons is quite beyond wonderful.

And we could start a whole new thread on great appropriations for themes:
The Sopranos for starters...

And I'm kind of over You-Tube right now. Look it up for yourselves. You won't regret it...

samfid | 1 February 2008 - 9:17am

Compulsory...

if you find yourself sitting at a Fender Rhodes or similar software-based plug-in:


(well, either that or Fagen's "New Frontier")

Z

The Zilster | 1 February 2008 - 9:53am
Andymac | 1 February 2008 - 7:39pm
David Wright | 1 February 2008 - 9:37pm
Producer Matt | 2 February 2008 - 10:55pm

Ace Of Wands

I'm struggling slowly through the box set; the years haven't been kind.

NeilJung | 3 February 2008 - 12:39am
plumb1909 | 3 February 2008 - 12:47pm

We're wanted Mrs Peel


plumb1909 | 3 February 2008 - 3:14pm
plumb1909 | 3 February 2008 - 3:19pm

TV ear worms

I'm only on dial-up so can't check out those recommendations at the moment, but here are some unforgettable TV ear worms, nothing to do with nostalgia, but pure, lasting emotional reaction to music:

Robinson Crusoe from c1968 (by Gian-Piero Reverberi)
The World at War (by Carl Davis)
'Ashokan Farewell' used in Ken Burns' Civil War

and, just to get a little funky:
Barney Miller (bass by Jim Hughart)
and Ironside, by Quincy Jones

chrisbk | 3 February 2008 - 10:52pm

Alan Hawkshaw's Grange Hill

Alan Hawkshaw's Grange Hill theme tune was all that and a cup of tea:


And according to Sportsnight, early 80's British sport was all about the big band jazz sound.


Bergerac always conjures up images of THAT red leather blouson


But the finest, some say premier TV theme tune... The Littlest Hobo. Guaranteed to make me weep like Gazza on a second yellow card.


GD Nicholson Esq. | 4 February 2008 - 12:51pm

Before we get too nostalgic

Even the titles wobbled

johnsey | 4 February 2008 - 1:58pm

There are some upstanding

There are some upstanding contemporary equivalents.

AND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD

Liam Hatchet | 4 February 2008 - 2:17pm

when I said ''contemporary

when I said ''contemporary equivalents'' I refer to ''The Office''...not the other to.

Liam Hatchet | 4 February 2008 - 2:19pm

Well, of course, The

Well, of course, The Sopranos is a contemporary classic. That opening sequence is a perfect lead-in and scene setter to the show. Another good one was Roddy Frame's 'Small World', used for Early Doors. But, in general, the kind of writers who could write jazz-inflected scores for orchestras don't exist anymore.

ian | 6 February 2008 - 1:48am

I blame their names, me

With a name like Lalo Schifrin, Quincy Jones, Henry Mancini or Nelson Riddle, how could you be expected to write anything other than jazz-inflected scores for orchestras?

Archie Valparaiso | 6 February 2008 - 9:20am