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Chubby Checker: Redux
Posted by drakeygirl on 2 January 2012 - 8:48am.
It’s back, back, back. With a new logo, and everything! 
Yes it’s the relaunch of the Chubby Checkers - The Word Massive’s very own weight loss programme. Advantages are that it costs nowt, and usually involves no patronising lectures.
Every Monday, I’ll post a new blog entry - please scroll past, slim hipsters, nothing for you here - and participants can check in, weigh-in if they like, and share appropriate tips and choons.
I have ‘found’ my scales, which I ‘lost’ for a few months after moving house. And the bellow they let out at me this morning was a clarion call.
Who’s in? Who wants to be a loser with me?
(Video is 60ft Dolls - Loser)
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Me. I'm in.
It's been a stressful few months. Split with my husband, in the middle of sorting a house move. I did pretty well for a while, but I abandoned the gym and recently have been comfort eating a bit again. I have undone some of last years hard work.
Still, I lost the weight once, I can do it again.
I fell off the wagon the same way, Hannah.
Stressful few months, moved house, etc. I didn't split with your husband, though, I hasten to add.
Heh.
Actually my ex has just come in with a bar of dairy milk the same size as our toddler. Ohhhhhh god. I can resist anything except temptation, etc. :-(
just eat the chocolate
resist the temptation
In the end I had 2 squares of dairy milk
and then remembered that I'm really not fussed by it, so stopped eating it. That was positive.
Went to my mate's this afternoon, where there was only cheese and ham to eat. So, I ate a lot of cheese and ham. Yummmmmmmmm. Tomorrow, I will buy some carrots.
count me in, Drakester...
i need to offload 14lbs at least, by the summer.
i'm dusting off the treadmill as we speak, and scouring spotify for some suitable accompaniment.
well done for re-introducing, now where's those headphones...
I'm in
I'll be 50 in July, which has come as something of a surprise. Not the July part; it tends to be the same date every year. It's the general feeling that someone, somewhere must have mis-counted.
Anyhoo, I would very much like to get back to the weight I was when I was 40, which I guess will entail losing a stone or two.
I'm so in.
After losing 3 stone 2 years ago, I've basically stopped. 3 more this year, I think.
count us in
The Crouts are in,We were last year tbh but this is our year. It's half Nine and I'm Hank Marvin.Gonna be a long day.
Thanks for doing this,Drakeygirl.
And me
Weighed in yesterday. Stopped crying this morning.
Count me in
But not until tomorrow. One last binge today then I need to get 20 lbs off. Similar story to the rest ref stress. I lost my mum last year and took solace in booze and food. Got to the point on holiday in September that I had to buy "emergency" bigger trousers. Emergency has become the norm and that cannot continue. Let's twist again!
Ummm...
so how does it actually work?
It's an incredibly innovative and clever technique.
It involves eating healthily and moving around more :-)
Everyone knows how to lose weight and get fitter. It's just doing it that's the difficult bit. The idea is that by declaring your intentions publicly on this forum, and coming back every week to say "I lost 2lbs" or whatever, acts as an incentive to stick to it. So the important bit is to check in - even when you have a bad week or two - to get encouragement and to give yourself a bit of focus. If in the back of your mind you know you're weighing in every Monday, it will help with the old willpower.
I think I may have already broken my promise for no patronising lectures...
I'm in
started already
Gave up cheese
Gave up wine
Gave up beer
Gave up chocolate
.....sob !
Shoot me now!
On it like a bonnet.
Count me in.
Can I join
AFTER I've eaten my boxes of mince pies, biscuits, crisps, nuts and stollen and polished off that fridge rammed with Christmas beer? There's no way I can lose weight until that pile has gone. Oh and after the Liverpool mingle too. It coincides with the National Winter Ales Festival in Manchester and I NEED to sample some of their wares. Thank you.
Late entrants will be cheerfully accepted.
But, come February, you will have to strictly limit your intake of wasabi nuts, Beany.
Hooray and thank goodness!
Your timing is excellent DG and thank you so much for leading us back into the fray.
Last year was a real success for me, but there has been backsliding - oh yes there has! So I need to get myself organised and join the Charge of the Chubby Checkers.
The Target: Lose 14 lbs by June 30.
The Strategy: Eat less: Do more
The Plans:
Eat Less
No snacking
Regular meals
Fresh foods
Less booze
More water
Do More
Don’t overdo it
Get into the habit
Get into the fresh air
Build in some variety
Force yourself
The Measurement
“What gets measured, gets done”
Use a website - http://www.myfitnesspal.com/ - and be honest about what you record.
So, that all sounds simple enough. We’ve thrown away the remnants of the Christmas goodies; the wine cellar has been locked; the soup maker has been dusted down; the headphones have been polished. My only problem is what form of exercise to take. I don’t do the gym - too many painful memories; I can’t jog - dodgy knees; Cycling can be messy in winter; So I reckon I will be walking a lot.
At a brisk pace, you can do 4 miles in an hour. If I walk for an hour a day, 5 days a week, I will cover 20 miles a week; so in six months I will have done...
Help me drakey :(
I've put on *half a stone* over Xmas, and need weight counselling and that. Half a stone in a week. Jesus Christ.
It'll shift, Stick.
I just wanted to say that. Seriously, it'll go. You know what to do. You should cut down on your porklife, mate, get some exercise, and knock the cheese and chocs on the head. Is that from a song? Yes. Yes it is.
And not only that...
If the weight's gone on quickly, it should come off quite quickly too once you start eating normally again. I mean, christmas week is a pretty exceptional one for eating and boozing and general calorie cramming. Although it's now january 2nd, I had cookies for lunch and I'm just about to go to my mate's to eat a whole ham.
Oh god. Help me, someone. Help me.
Ummmm
I'm telling the Judaeo-Christian God on you!!
Fine by me
I imagine the flaming depths of hell to be like a lovely, slimming sauna. I'll bring my pine oil and a towel.
Half a stone
up or down in a weekend is normal for me. Its to do with the amount of "waste" and fluids in the system. For example, I spent 9 hours in casualty on Monday/Tuesday with nothing to eat and little to drink - next morning, hey presto, half a stone vanished. Mind you, I was dehydrated to buggery.
The killers are the consecutive up weekends.
Up and down weekends.
True enough. I find that the weight put on by eight pints of Bass and a lamb vindaloo is generally lost the next morning. Very, very rapidly.
I'm more than ready
This last week has been a long wait for all the fatty Christmas and New Years food to leave my fridge.
Some, unfortunately, left it via my mouth, some were kicked out directly to the garbage bin.
My body is craving vegetables by now, so that should make for an easy beginning at least (though I have no doubt that the sweet soul music of the evil temptations of fat and sugar will sound rather alluring in three weeks time).
I was supposed to weigh myself this morning to get a starting point but I forgot (my scales have been conveniantly hidden away for the last month), so I'll do that tomorrow.
Ate a salad for lunch. Everything fatty apart from the last piece of Christmas cake has left the building (I'll eat that tonight, best not to shock my body too much with all that salad and veggies...)
Good luck to all of us (we'll need it)!
I'm in
I haven't had the courage to weigh myself, but I can see by looking in the mirror that this Christmas has not been good news for my weight-loss programme. When I've summoned up the necessary strength of will, I'll check the damage & get back to you with a plan to lose this damned tummy.
Me too
I haven't weighed myself either but, judging by my girth, I've put loads on.
Just doing my final preparations
I've had Jan 9th (next Monday) penciled in as a start date for some weeks now. Rather counter productively, I'm intending to clear the backlog of booze and biscuits that has been accumulated over the silly season. Anything that remains next Sunday will be either tipped down the sink or given to some worthy cause. (There is also the small matter of a London mingle to navigate on Friday too!)
I really benefited from the chubby checker last year and lost a couple of stone. At least half of that has returned but it feels mendable under this programme. Anyone who feels hesitant about joining should jump in!
I like to think of this years' programme as training for the Olympics. By the day of the opening ceremony I want to be a stone and a half lighter.
I'll be doing the long walks, an initial booze ban and some sensible healthy eating.
I'll weigh in next Sunday.
Will medals be available?
Yes, milestones will be marked.
And you'll make an excellent torch carrier, Martin.
*wobbles in*
Yes, I'm in.
I'm in
This will help :
http://wordmagazine.co.uk/content/not-drinking-january
I also gave up red meat a couple of months ago, intend to keep that up.
No one likes cheese and biscuits more
than I do. And no one likes chocolate more than I do.
Fortunately no one likes to strip away fat and get fit more than me.
I have about 8 pounds of fat to get rid of and ten pounds of muscle to put on.
Watch this space.
Oh, the cheese and biscuits!
My downfall is, like Jimmy, cheese and biscuits. And chocolate. And a bottle of red every evening.
As I now longer regulate my appetite with a steady intake of Marlboro reds I've gone from about 12 and a half stone up to 15.
13 stone would be nice so no booze until 28th Jan (big gig, throat will need lager), no chocolate and little to no cheese. I should probably also stop eating chicken skin and the fat on steaks and lamb chops.
Maybe some fruit now and again.
Daunting.
Good luck everyone.
To paraphrase Julie Burchill
the last time I saw 40 was when I measured my waist.
I've never been heavier, and never felt more like losing it. However, the siren calls of the marzipan fruits in the kitchen are proving too much to bear right now ...
Count me in - a weekly threat of shame (in the nicest possible way) is probably just what I need!
*widens door* *wheezes in* *holds chest*
I'm in.
Lost a stone last year but then just allowed myself to trundle along and get no further. Possibly because my enthusiasm was affected by the fact that I dislike my job and have done since last summertime. Frustration and dissatisfaction lead to swearing and lack of focus.
Will be determinedly hunting down a new one from this month and will need to look Daniel Craig-like in a new whistle for the multiple interviews that will follow.
The only bug in the rug is that I have recently discovered how to make chocolate gnache so may have to devise some sort of aversion therapy. I've already come up with one; each time I think of gnache I visualise the 3 foot long fly on Cyril Smith's spherical trousers.
They (Don't) Call Me Slim Shady, I'm Back
Yes, last year's efforts did me the world of good.
Unfortunately I fell off the wagon mid-year and it is all back, and possibly then some. Oh well, dust down those scales....
Chubby Checkers. Something you need to read.
This.
http://www.drbriffa.com/books/waist-disposal/
What to eat, and when. And how to exercise.
John Briffa is no quack. His ideas are derived from absolute, solid, nailed-on evidence. He is not a quack dietician who has banged together a few ideas on the back of a whim but a very intelligent physician who understands physiology, endocrine function and evidence.
If you want it rubber-stamped, I asked one of my patients, a very eminent professor of endocrinology and a World authority on diabetes and insulin function, for his opinions on Briffa's ideas. He endorsed them 100%. In his words, as I remember, "Insulin is a growth hormone. The more you can control it, the better."
Thanks Lenny
Very useful.
You've mentioned this before, young Lenworth.
So I thought I'd finally go for it. I'm reading Waist Disposal, and there's a lot of seemingly well-evidenced stuff in there, as well as plenty of stuff that chimes with my own experience.
Worth a shot, I say. Although I suppose that puts me off the sauce on Friday.
Agreed
I have read this and it is basically what I have been doing since September. I have now lost two and a half stone. Sorry to say this but I even lost a couple of pounds since mid December.
From the same school of thought...
I would also recommend this excellent website about the LCHF (low carb high fat) movement in Sweden. It has a lot of really good information.
http://www.dietdoctor.com/lchf
Also this superb book which explains why we really get fat (in a nutshell; carbohydrates produce insulin, and insulin causes fat storage). This book has been so helpful to me. I bought the audiobook version and listened to it many times during my commute.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Why-We-Get-Fat-about/dp/0307272702/ref=sr_1_1?s=...
Thanks for setting this up Drakeygirl, I'm in.
If you like to approach dieting methodically
the Hacker's Diet is a classic.:
http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/e4/
Lots of associated "analysis" tools here:
http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/online/hdo.html
The guy who wrote/devised this is an interesting character and made a lot of money early in software development.
Add me to the list.
Been 16 and a half stone for far too long. Got some old jeans I need to get into again too. Sadly I know it's only gonna happen if booze is knocked on the head, at least for a couple of months. Still, it'll be worth it.
Eat less, move more.
Lost me 2 stone in 18 months. Time for round 2.
I'm in
I am just over a stone lighter than I was this time last year but would like to shift another 14lb to get me nicely into the healthy BMI range (I am just on the edge of overweight).
The FPO and I did the Lighter Life programme in 2011 and have plenty of packs left to kick start the weight loss from tomorrow.
I'm in;
Went to the gym for the first time in many moons this morning. When I got on the scales, they started laughing at me.
It's stonkingly hot in these parts right now (the miminum temp last night was 24 degrees) so it's lots of fruit and salads. And cycling either before or after daylight. I'm out to lose about twenty of those kilogram things this year, so I welcome the positive guilt that might follow.
Me too
Another joining in once we have cleared the backlog of sweets and biscuits acquired for Christmas, but give me a week or two and then it will be no puddings, sweets, crisps or chocolate until several stones have disappeared.
the experience of the autumn
was told in the summer my cholesterol was on a par with blood made of creme fraiche ... decided to 'do something'
gave up booze, wheat and dairy for 100 days (ie no beer, whisky, wine, pizza, pasta, cheese, bread, butter, toast, couscous, eggs, yoghurt etc)
also (see elsewhere on this site) had a temp job on the backshift in a bookshop Nov-Dec which meant being on my feet for 6 hours a night
cholesterol score dropped by a third, trouser size dropped by a waist measurement (back to a comfortable 34)
back to boozing over christmas, but won't be going back to the previous diet of pre-autumn (fresh pasta with cheese sauce and shiraz on the side)
i think i can stick to the 'diet' although am not thinking of it in trad 'diet' terms ... staying active may be a bugger tho' ... don't want to go back to a sedentary job ...
lifestyle is the crucial part ... stressjob and wine-hoovering not good
Ummmm, OK
Usually I see the Word board as somewhere where I can go to and natter about box sets or declare my new-found enthusiasm for anything to do with Jeff Lynne - I tend to avoid the more interpersonal aspects of the board. However I can see the benefits of the Chubby Checker.
In my early college days in 1994, I lost about 50lbs over 8 months to emerge from my chrysalis to feel... not much different about things, really. The weight gradually drifted back on over the next decade. In the 12 months before I got married in 2006, guess what? I lost 50lbs. Felt great, and... Well I have managed to put the weight back on a second time. Oh well. Thank god I'm devastatingly handsome either way.
In the last two years I have found a new enthusiasm for "running" which I do infrequently but should try and attempt more often as a health and fitness thing. I have also realised that the things that pile on the pounds in my life: White bread and SWEETS IN THE CAR!!! no longer bring me joy. I need to recall how the joy of a good run trumps food. Or at least if I am going to put on pounds with food, then the food should be something I've put the effort into creating from scratch, not processed, passive eating.
In short: I'm in. Bring it.
new
Count me and my wife in. We are starting walking tomorrow night but still have a few boxes of biscuits and sweets to get rid of.
Can we join in next week?
Yep. Welcome.
Whatever you haven't hoovered up by next week, give away. :-)
okay
put me in.
Am in too
The mince pies
have stuck to my thighs.
The truffles with rum
have gone to my bum.
The trifle and jelly
are swelling my belly.
The crisps and dips
have increased my hips.
Got trouble with zips!
Time for action and laying off the goodies. Just one more truffle to eat and I'm ready to go...
don't tell Drakey ...
but i had a mince pie today -
back on track tomorrow, promise
Got to do it
I have been putting off the fact I must loose weight for far too long, so count me in. I've ordered the John Briffa book as recomended further up the blog, so soon as that arrives, will have a read, also have a look around for ideas of menu's. Will speak to my wife, see if she wants to join in and will put up some goals/targets/whatever shortly.
First target, to be able to waer my Alice Cooper Killer t-shirt without people thinking the snake is a hologram and slithering towards them!
I downloaded
and read the Briffa book yesterday and can add my endorsement. Not from a scientifically eduacted point of view but from someone that has been basically following the advice for the past two years.
The only things I hadn't been doing were avoiding grains which I will do from now on and watching the calories rather than eating in abundance that which is good for me. This will keep me feeling full as well as losing weight at the same time.
All I would recommend is that you be honest to yourself and have realistic expectations.
I downloaded the book a few days ago
I have never followed a diet in my life but now I really have to do something. I don't think I am particularly gluttonous (apart from the occasional oink-fest) and have cut down on beer dramatically in the last 10 years. I go running and everything. Yet the weight keeps coming back.
After reading the book, I have come to the conclusion that bread and potatoes are things I can live without. I can also drink more water all day. I am often headachey in the afternoons and lethargic. I'm probably dehydrated. Apparently, feeling thirsty is your body raising the alarm out of desperation i.e. not the first sign. You can be dehydrated without feeling "parched".
Yeah.
I'm not going all-out no-carb, but drastically cutting down on bread, potatoes and pasta. I love meat, fish, eggs and leafy veg, and really only eat carbs out of habit. Although I'll miss toast and cereal - breakfast will take some getting used to (might have to still have a slice of toast, but just the one).
Briffa recommends cutting down on milk, but dammit, I'm British and simply must have tea with milk. This is not negotiable.
Agreed - Milk = cold, dead hands scenario
Briffa lists Loads of benefits associated with tea and coffee. But like you, I will always have a splash of milk in tea. Always.
I have cut down on the toast - but the benefit is that butter use is encouraged so the slice of toast used to underpin this morning's scrambled eggs was luvly.
I'm in...
but I really don't want to go near a weighing scale! A combination of a month long cold, lots of gigs and eating late at night has left me searching for more 'comfortable' jumpers and shirts! The other ones must have shrank in the wash, there can be no other explanation!
No worries, humphrey.
You can weigh if you like, or choose not to if you don't. Just let us know when you've gone down a trouser size or two, or when you buy a new washing machine that doesn't shrink your clothes ;-)
Will do!...
As soon as I can shake this bloody cold I can start. Eating healthy food, although probably the best thing for me, doesn't seem right when I feel like crap!
I am in (sort of)
I have mentioned before about weight loss / stress etc.
Without going into detail, my weight / appearance (real & imagined) has caused me more grief than anything else in my life.
I seem to have lost about a stone since last May, & I am convinced that it is a direct result of getting a dog.
The exercise / walking needs of a lively, energetic Boxer pup, mean I am walking 25+ miles a week, &, as I say, that seems to be helping me enormously.
Long may it continue, 20 pounds this year is my target & I am reasonably optimistic, however, I am terrified of it all turning to a ball of chalk & the sense of failure / unworthiness that will go with that (which will bring on the Black dog), is such, that I wont be blogging on my progress (or lack of).
Good luck one & all, my thoughts, support & encouragement are with you all.
Les.
Well good luck, Les.
Hope you can kick that Black Dog in the goolies and keep him at bay. Don't get mixed up and kick your Boxer dog by mistake, though, otherwise I'll have to call in the animal welfare people.
New to all this
Hiya all
Subscriber to Word for a number of years now and I`ve been following the blog off and on. Feeling that I`m getting to know some of you by now. First posting though.
I will be reaching 46 years on this wonderfull planet in may and like a different thread have realised that I am now nearer 50 than 40. Not sure I like that!
Due to ongoing middle age, increasing waistline, lack of commitment to self improvement and the ever present lack of willpower when it comes to food and wine I welcome the opportunity to have your support in attempting to lose` ahem, 2 stone within a sensible timescale.
I look forward to sharing my progress, hopefully, with you all and hopefully we can support each other.
There is the alternative of course of just sitting back, continue to enjoy food and wine and attempt to forget the probable health issues which inevitably will result. Hmm, decisions of life.
Welcome, dansdad.
We'll try and help eachother.
If you're a bit unsure about how dedicated you're going to be, just set yourself an easier target to start with: half a stone. See if you can shift that, and then ask yourself if you want to shift another half a stone. It seems much more achievable breaking it down like that.
Report in on Monday and see how it goes...
Dear Drakeygirl
I would like to lose at least two stone this year, thank you.
That was easy.
*Opens crisps*
Bad
Dog!
An oldie but goldie...
My idea of a balanced diet is a chip sandwich in each hand...
I'll give it a go
My resolution last year was to lose 2 stone and I ended up slightly heavier at the end of the year than at the start! That just won't do, so anything that keeps me focused on the process of losing weight will be much welcomed.
I don't feel I have to lose 2 stone, but it is a good ambition to have and I know I'll feel better for it.
I need to watch the snacking, chocolate, biscuits and comfort eating in particular.
I was more successful and consistent in 2011 with getting regular exercise, but it goes to show that whilst I may not be unfit, it is the diet that has the greatest effect on me being overweight.
I also think that The Word should post alerts if they are going to show any gratuitous shots of Fraser's cakes!
One week on
And I've modified the plan. Instead of a month on the wagon I'm only drinking at weekends and not going crazy. Cheese in moderation, no chocolate. Avoiding meat fat.
Lost 5lbs so far.
Quite chuffed!
Late and lardy
Hi folks
My resolution is to lose 2 stone by May.
So far my cunning strategy of behaving in exactly the same way as normal , has resulted in a stunning loss of 1/4 pound. Unlike Mr Osborne, I believe it is time to implement Plan B - and no, I don't mean as a sound track to eating a packet of kettle crisps.
BTW, congratulations Jez