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Christmas music in shops...
Sorry to be Lord Bah of Humbug.
I'm one of the (I suspect many) that hates Christmas songs, almost as much as I hate Christmas shopping, and this time of year provides ample opportunity for me to unleash maximum amount of steam about it. I refuse point blank to enter any shops from mid-November onwards if at all possible.
85% of people say Christmas without Christmas music wouldn’t be as good. So says MusicWorks, a joint research project by PPL, PRS for Music and Entertainment Media Research. So it's down to MusicWorks that all the high-street retailers seem to insist on forcing this Yuletide shite on Joe and Josephine Public year on year. According to PPL's website:
• 1 in 4 people claim to be more generous when buying gifts if Christmas music is played
• 95% of people say they prefer shopping in stores that play music
• 50% of people say Christmas music should only begin in stores in December
They're obviously not interviewing round these parts then. And if you wants some stats, I'm 99% likely to physically attack someone the next time I hear Mariah Carey/Slade/Mud/Wham etc etc etc etc while I'm searching in vain for the FPO's Xmas smellies.
What does the Massive think?
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I don't mind 'em
But my little girl insisted on having Merry Xmas Everybody by Shakin' Stevens on repeat in the car throughout last December and early Jan.
I could do without hearing that ever again.
That would be
Merry Christmas Everyone, not the Slade classic I guess?
Doh!
You're right, of course.
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double post
My ex-boss's favourite song of all time
was Merry Christmas Everyone. He would listen to it all year round, played on a loop on his Walkman.
He was also the biggest twat it has ever been my misfortune to know.
I tend to feel
sorry for the poor staff who have to put up with the music on a loop, wear Santa hats and work longer hours. Does anyone really need to go shopping at 9.30 ? I hope they're getting well rewarded.
Does anyone need to go shopping at all?
I bought all my presents online in about 25 minutes between visits to the Word blog.
That's alright
as long as the returning cold spell does not dump more ice and snow and all Santa's lorries cannot make it through. Imagine the shops just before Christmas then.
7pm Friday night; Boots and Homebase blissfully empty.
Me too...
Took me about 2 minutes.
The box of 50 Bic pens arrived a couple of days ago. My folks are going to be in rapture...
Didn't some Austrian shop workers
go on strike because they were being driven mad by Xmas music?
"Lord Bah of Humbug"
I might have to steal that and claim it as my own.
*whispers*
I loooooooooove Christmas music. Love it, love it, love it.
The little 'un and I were dancing round Sainsbury's to Shaky's "Merry Christmas Everyone" this morning (sorry Lucifer Sam).
I appreciate that it must drive the poor folks who work in Sainsbury's all day crazy, though...
I'm with Hannah on this one
I don't see the problem with it. I like music as much as the next person and I'm particular about my tastes, but I'd never not go into a high street shop because of their choice of soundtrack.
Although the shop staff do presumably get annoyed, wouldn't they get cheesed off with any repeated compilation of songs, regardless of theme?
I left HMV the other day because of its choice of soundtrack...
They were playing what turned out to be the ghastly Lady Gaga Xmas effort. I honestly couldn't bear it so I made good my escape.
Hello birds, hello trees.
I'm with Hannah and Joe. There's nothing I dislike about Christmas, nothing at all. And Christmas music is brilliant: I wouldn't be without it.
I am a grate wet. Yar boo sucks.
I dislike sprouts.
Aside from that, Christmas is NON-STOP AMAZING.
Nope
I love the whole thing AND sprouts. Steamed with chestnuts. Lovely!
mmmmmmm
Sprouts......lovely teeny baby cabbages of delight.
Sprouts
Very nice sauteed in olive oil with a little garlic, salt and pepper.
Here you go, Hannah
I saw this the other day and had forgotten:
1) How scary the Father Christmas in the video is.
2) Shaky's dancing as he comes down by the conveyor belt. Wonderful.
But it really is one of the most Christmassy of Christmas records. It's amazing how some tinkly synth makes things sound so festive.
Blimmin' marvellous
Thank you MilkyB. It is indeed a joy.
I am not a great fan of Christmas...
but I do like good Christmas songs.
We have Bob Dylan's Christmas in the Heart and A Christmas Gift for You from Phil Spector on heavy rotation in the shop I work in and they cheer me up no end.
How I love
A Christmas Gift for You. Wonderful album. Features heavily on my Christmas playlist.
I love Christmas music
The Pogues, Wizzard, Slade and Sleigh Ride are my favourites but I love them all.
Weirdly, I'm not too keen on the Phil Spector one although I love that sound - think Christmas is all about nostalgia for being a kid and for me that's Slade, Shakey (the good one, not Neil Young), Wham, Elton John, Mel n' Kim, that Pretenders one, Stop the Cavalry, The Waitresses, John n' Yoko, Mariah Carey....we never listened to Phil Spector in my house*! It was the 80s and 90s....
Normal rules for artist dislike are suspended for Christmas - come on in Elton, welcome Mariah, have a mince pie
I love Christmas music - it never fails to put a smile on my face
*apart from Sleigh Ride
T. Rexmas
I love Christmas records and I love Marc Bolan. But I've never got on with this at all...
On the upside, you'll never hear it in a shop :-).
Christmas music outside shops is better
I'm not religious and I'm not a fan of brass bands, but somehow find that a Salvation Army band playing a slightly melancholy carol puts me in the Christmas mood.
Quite agree
And right now I've got to go and watch my son playing Christmas stuff with his brass band. Have an up.
Not Brass
I'm a big fan of the christmas song but please no brass. We had to run the gauntlet of a brass band in the doorway of Waitrose yesterday. Horrible. I really fail to see the attraction.
It would be better
If for every Mud, Slade or Shakey they also played a bit of this.
I'm fond of them.
'White Christmas', 'Merry Xmas Everybody' 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday', 'Stop The Cavalry', 'All I Want For Christmas Is You', 'Last Christmas', 'Fairytale of New York', 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town', 'Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem', 'We Three Kings', 'Happy Xmas (War is Over), 'Driving Home For Christmas' et al.
All brilliant.
I bet every songwriter out there would love to write a Christmas hit.
All?
I'm sure I could find some to change your mind 8-))
Christ...
Someone bring back the workhouse.
Pfft
Who hasn't wanted a hippo for Christmas?
How dare they defile one of my favourite Christmas songs :-(
Listen to the original instead.
Lenny The Lion better
Didn't know that version
How lovely. Thoroughly approved by me and my elder daughter.
My elder daughter likes the tune too
She is 29. I try and find a different version every year for my Green Christmas CD. This is one I found in a previous year by Paul Vickers and the Leg. A bit indie.
http://music.ayetunes.org.uk/Music/December/04%20I%20Want%20A%20Hippopot...
Ho Ho Ho
I don't mind Christmas songs at all. After all 'tis the season to be jolly.
I see that this has been added to 6 Music's playlist:
I remember my Dad having this album
Amazing
I LOVE this album
It always signified that Christmas was truly upon us in my 1970s childhood home.
I did not know of this album's existence
I must own it immediately. IMMEDIATELY.
ooh
http://open.spotify.com/album/3VjE7zZZNK04hlkjX0ag83
Would bring a glow to a bosun's heart!!
Constant repetition
breeds contempt, but truly the contents of the 'Now That's What I Call Christmas' CD are the modern day hymns for Godless people (er..apart from the actual hymns on it).
I think more than anything this comp, which is immediately slapped on all High St Shop stereos come Nov 1st, has defined the canon of "the Xmas hit" and has literally stopped the Cavalry from the Mortgage company charging down Jona Lewie's door for well over 20 years.
"Now Xmas" seems to be constantly revised, and I note currently includes such imposters as "Is The Christmas" by The Wombats but no Wombling Merry Christmas.
And, 'Stay Another Day' by the East 17 is included by virtue of being No.1 at Xmas 1994 and having a suggestion of sleighbells on it (and some snow in the video) but actually no Xmas content, and yet the equally non Xmas-like but very festive Sounding Pet Shop Boys version of 'Always on My Mind' isn't.
That track listing in full here
As a child of the 80s I still get goosebumps when I hear the opening bars of 'Do They Know It's Christmas'. Those clanging chimes of doom still sound good!
Not enough Glitter
Never liked "Do They Know its christmas" and two versions seems like overkill to me when there's a perfectly good Gary Glitter trackl that they've missed off for some reason. I'm sure it's quite reasonable to license as well!
Fab
There has been great Christmas pop music.
James Brown, rock 'n' roll, ska, Spector, Beatles' flexis, Stax, Tamla.....and Mark Lamarr's Christmas Day show, which isn't on this year (!?!?!) has always reflected this.
The worst Christmas music?
The thirty/forty post-60s hits (there's your clue as to why they're not all that) that get played to death.
Why aren't the Beatles' Christmas No. 1s churned out every year?
You never hear 'I Want To Hold Your Hand', 'I Feel Fine', 'Day Trippper'/'We Can Work It Out' or 'Hello Goodbye' in the context of 'Christmas hits'.
All Christmas releases, all ever-so-slightly better than Shakin' bleedin' Stevens.
Those poor Beatles
-never get any airplay. It's a disgrace.
Point missed, I suggest.
I love all Christmas music
except Last Christmas by Wham. it's about the only Christmas song ever made that I don't own.
But if I had to work in a shop that had Xmas music on a loop I'd go crazy.
Boots
You should have worked for Boots in the eighties, bloody Band-Aid on a loop for hours! Charity Bah Humbug!!!
Ian
I would expect nothing less from a chemist
than Band Aid on a loop.
There's some great Christmas music
...we've got an entire shelf of Christmas-related CDs that are always gleefully deployed round about now.
Which begs the question, why do shops use the same lowest-common-denominator loop of "obvious" Christmas songs? The first time I hear the same-old same-old I think "ah, Christmastime again!". The thousandth time I hear it, I feel the urge to kill.
If you are after some other christmas music
I recommend the mixes available on this marvellous blog:
http://therealbigrockcandymountain.blogspot.com/
This is my favourite of the songs posted so far this year:
Christmas Dinner - Tennessee Ernie Ford
I'm a christmas musicaholic
Particularly enjoying Pink Martini's album this year. Songs in Ukranian, Japanese, French, German, English and Arabic.
Based on tips from this website, I've also in recent years bought and enjoyed Kate Rusby, Mary Chapin Carpenter and Thea Gilmore's christas albums.
My favourite recent Christmas album
is "Christmas With The Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain". Their version of Winter Wonderland is a guaranteed earworm. All together now "Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy...". Available directly from the Ukes via Amazon.
Christmas In Jail
Out shopping the other week and this came on
Not the best Christmas song (cos it's not The Darkness, obviously), but it brought a big old smile to my face
Incidentally...
I was at a carol concert at a Catholic School last night and they sang that perennial prog classic "I Believe In Father Christmas".
Now, with all that stuff about it being "a fairy story" and seeing "through his disguise" I always thought the message of that song was atheist
Click here for a message from Greg Lake
http://www.ladiesofthelake.com/GLFatherXMas.mp3
my favourite Christmas song
isn't a Christmas song at all, and yet...
Couldn't find the one I wanted
(Which was John Tams and the Home Service from the National Theatre Mysteries) so this will have to do:
Beach Boys
I was in the Co-Op in Lincoln last week and they were playing 'Surfin USA'. I know that Lincolnshire is generally out of the loop but that's ridiculous. Perhaps the shop had it's own micro-climate - I wasn't in long enough to tell.
But surely the greatest non-Xmas song that refers to Xmas is Joni Mitchell's 'River'
Radio Ikea
Not Christmas music I know but whilst feeling my customary grumpy self at Ikea t'other day, I was cheered to hear my all time favourite song come over the tannoy. It worked. I spent £150.