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Christmas music in shops...

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Sorry to be Lord Bah of Humbug.

I'm one of the (I suspect many) that hates Christmas songs, almost as much as I hate Christmas shopping, and this time of year provides ample opportunity for me to unleash maximum amount of steam about it. I refuse point blank to enter any shops from mid-November onwards if at all possible.

85% of people say Christmas without Christmas music wouldn’t be as good. So says MusicWorks, a joint research project by PPL, PRS for Music and Entertainment Media Research. So it's down to MusicWorks that all the high-street retailers seem to insist on forcing this Yuletide shite on Joe and Josephine Public year on year. According to PPL's website:

• 1 in 4 people claim to be more generous when buying gifts if Christmas music is played
• 95% of people say they prefer shopping in stores that play music
• 50% of people say Christmas music should only begin in stores in December

They're obviously not interviewing round these parts then. And if you wants some stats, I'm 99% likely to physically attack someone the next time I hear Mariah Carey/Slade/Mud/Wham etc etc etc etc while I'm searching in vain for the FPO's Xmas smellies.

What does the Massive think?

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I don't mind 'em

But my little girl insisted on having Merry Xmas Everybody by Shakin' Stevens on repeat in the car throughout last December and early Jan.

I could do without hearing that ever again.

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Spartacus Mills | 13 December 2010 - 3:59pm

That would be

Merry Christmas Everyone, not the Slade classic I guess?

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dai | 13 December 2010 - 4:07pm

Doh!

You're right, of course.

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Spartacus Mills | 13 December 2010 - 4:10pm

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double post

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dai | 13 December 2010 - 4:09pm

My ex-boss's favourite song of all time

was Merry Christmas Everyone. He would listen to it all year round, played on a loop on his Walkman.

He was also the biggest twat it has ever been my misfortune to know.

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heshofcheese | 13 December 2010 - 6:43pm

I tend to feel

sorry for the poor staff who have to put up with the music on a loop, wear Santa hats and work longer hours. Does anyone really need to go shopping at 9.30 ? I hope they're getting well rewarded.

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Francis Barry-Walsh | 13 December 2010 - 4:03pm

Does anyone need to go shopping at all?

I bought all my presents online in about 25 minutes between visits to the Word blog.

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Spartacus Mills | 13 December 2010 - 4:09pm

That's alright

as long as the returning cold spell does not dump more ice and snow and all Santa's lorries cannot make it through. Imagine the shops just before Christmas then.

7pm Friday night; Boots and Homebase blissfully empty.

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Beany | 13 December 2010 - 4:31pm

Me too...

Took me about 2 minutes.

The box of 50 Bic pens arrived a couple of days ago. My folks are going to be in rapture...

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Patrick Crowther | 13 December 2010 - 6:01pm

Didn't some Austrian shop workers

go on strike because they were being driven mad by Xmas music?

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Brookster | 13 December 2010 - 4:30pm

"Lord Bah of Humbug"

I might have to steal that and claim it as my own.

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Paul Waring | 13 December 2010 - 4:43pm

*whispers*

I loooooooooove Christmas music. Love it, love it, love it.

The little 'un and I were dancing round Sainsbury's to Shaky's "Merry Christmas Everyone" this morning (sorry Lucifer Sam).

I appreciate that it must drive the poor folks who work in Sainsbury's all day crazy, though...

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Hannah | 13 December 2010 - 5:48pm

I'm with Hannah on this one

I don't see the problem with it. I like music as much as the next person and I'm particular about my tastes, but I'd never not go into a high street shop because of their choice of soundtrack.

Although the shop staff do presumably get annoyed, wouldn't they get cheesed off with any repeated compilation of songs, regardless of theme?

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Joe R | 13 December 2010 - 5:54pm

I left HMV the other day because of its choice of soundtrack...

They were playing what turned out to be the ghastly Lady Gaga Xmas effort. I honestly couldn't bear it so I made good my escape.

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Patrick Crowther | 13 December 2010 - 5:58pm

Hello birds, hello trees.

I'm with Hannah and Joe. There's nothing I dislike about Christmas, nothing at all. And Christmas music is brilliant: I wouldn't be without it.

I am a grate wet. Yar boo sucks.

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Bob | 13 December 2010 - 6:30pm

I dislike sprouts.

Aside from that, Christmas is NON-STOP AMAZING.

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Hannah | 13 December 2010 - 6:51pm

Nope

I love the whole thing AND sprouts. Steamed with chestnuts. Lovely!

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Twangothan | 13 December 2010 - 7:49pm

mmmmmmm

Sprouts......lovely teeny baby cabbages of delight.

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el toro calvo grande | 13 December 2010 - 10:43pm

Sprouts

Very nice sauteed in olive oil with a little garlic, salt and pepper.

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man.of.soup | 14 December 2010 - 1:15pm

Here you go, Hannah

I saw this the other day and had forgotten:

1) How scary the Father Christmas in the video is.

2) Shaky's dancing as he comes down by the conveyor belt. Wonderful.

But it really is one of the most Christmassy of Christmas records. It's amazing how some tinkly synth makes things sound so festive.

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milkybarnick | 14 December 2010 - 12:39am

Blimmin' marvellous

Thank you MilkyB. It is indeed a joy.

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Hannah | 14 December 2010 - 3:07pm

I am not a great fan of Christmas...

but I do like good Christmas songs.

We have Bob Dylan's Christmas in the Heart and A Christmas Gift for You from Phil Spector on heavy rotation in the shop I work in and they cheer me up no end.

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Patrick Crowther | 13 December 2010 - 5:52pm

How I love

A Christmas Gift for You. Wonderful album. Features heavily on my Christmas playlist.

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Hannah | 13 December 2010 - 6:24pm

I love Christmas music

The Pogues, Wizzard, Slade and Sleigh Ride are my favourites but I love them all.

Weirdly, I'm not too keen on the Phil Spector one although I love that sound - think Christmas is all about nostalgia for being a kid and for me that's Slade, Shakey (the good one, not Neil Young), Wham, Elton John, Mel n' Kim, that Pretenders one, Stop the Cavalry, The Waitresses, John n' Yoko, Mariah Carey....we never listened to Phil Spector in my house*! It was the 80s and 90s....

Normal rules for artist dislike are suspended for Christmas - come on in Elton, welcome Mariah, have a mince pie

I love Christmas music - it never fails to put a smile on my face

*apart from Sleigh Ride

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Chimney Singing... | 13 December 2010 - 6:32pm

T. Rexmas

I love Christmas records and I love Marc Bolan. But I've never got on with this at all...

On the upside, you'll never hear it in a shop :-).

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Happy Castle | 13 December 2010 - 8:52pm

Christmas music outside shops is better

I'm not religious and I'm not a fan of brass bands, but somehow find that a Salvation Army band playing a slightly melancholy carol puts me in the Christmas mood.

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Melville | 13 December 2010 - 6:07pm

Quite agree

And right now I've got to go and watch my son playing Christmas stuff with his brass band. Have an up.

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Thomas the Rhymer | 13 December 2010 - 7:15pm

Not Brass

I'm a big fan of the christmas song but please no brass. We had to run the gauntlet of a brass band in the doorway of Waitrose yesterday. Horrible. I really fail to see the attraction.

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JohnW | 13 December 2010 - 11:23pm

It would be better

If for every Mud, Slade or Shakey they also played a bit of this.


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Thomas the Rhymer | 13 December 2010 - 7:14pm

I'm fond of them.

'White Christmas', 'Merry Xmas Everybody' 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday', 'Stop The Cavalry', 'All I Want For Christmas Is You', 'Last Christmas', 'Fairytale of New York', 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town', 'Oh Little Town Of Bethlehem', 'We Three Kings', 'Happy Xmas (War is Over), 'Driving Home For Christmas' et al.

All brilliant.

I bet every songwriter out there would love to write a Christmas hit.

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Tom | 13 December 2010 - 7:21pm

All?

I'm sure I could find some to change your mind 8-))

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Beany | 13 December 2010 - 7:41pm

Christ...

Someone bring back the workhouse.

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Patrick Crowther | 13 December 2010 - 8:55pm

Pfft

Who hasn't wanted a hippo for Christmas?

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Tom | 13 December 2010 - 9:07pm

How dare they defile one of my favourite Christmas songs :-(

Listen to the original instead.

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Hannah | 14 December 2010 - 12:13am

Lenny The Lion better

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Beany | 14 December 2010 - 12:54am

Didn't know that version

How lovely. Thoroughly approved by me and my elder daughter.

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Hannah | 14 December 2010 - 10:14am

My elder daughter likes the tune too

She is 29. I try and find a different version every year for my Green Christmas CD. This is one I found in a previous year by Paul Vickers and the Leg. A bit indie.

http://music.ayetunes.org.uk/Music/December/04%20I%20Want%20A%20Hippopot...

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Beany | 14 December 2010 - 11:37am

Ho Ho Ho

I don't mind Christmas songs at all. After all 'tis the season to be jolly.
I see that this has been added to 6 Music's playlist:

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Crowdedmouse | 13 December 2010 - 7:36pm

I remember my Dad having this album

Amazing

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lovelyian | 13 December 2010 - 8:20pm

I LOVE this album

It always signified that Christmas was truly upon us in my 1970s childhood home.

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Black Type | 13 December 2010 - 11:47pm

I did not know of this album's existence

I must own it immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

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Hannah | 14 December 2010 - 12:05am
lovelyian | 15 December 2010 - 12:11am
Gordon Kerr | 13 December 2010 - 10:07pm

Constant repetition

breeds contempt, but truly the contents of the 'Now That's What I Call Christmas' CD are the modern day hymns for Godless people (er..apart from the actual hymns on it).

I think more than anything this comp, which is immediately slapped on all High St Shop stereos come Nov 1st, has defined the canon of "the Xmas hit" and has literally stopped the Cavalry from the Mortgage company charging down Jona Lewie's door for well over 20 years.

"Now Xmas" seems to be constantly revised, and I note currently includes such imposters as "Is The Christmas" by The Wombats but no Wombling Merry Christmas.

And, 'Stay Another Day' by the East 17 is included by virtue of being No.1 at Xmas 1994 and having a suggestion of sleighbells on it (and some snow in the video) but actually no Xmas content, and yet the equally non Xmas-like but very festive Sounding Pet Shop Boys version of 'Always on My Mind' isn't.

That track listing in full here

As a child of the 80s I still get goosebumps when I hear the opening bars of 'Do They Know It's Christmas'. Those clanging chimes of doom still sound good!

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Dr Volume | 14 December 2010 - 3:51am

Not enough Glitter

Never liked "Do They Know its christmas" and two versions seems like overkill to me when there's a perfectly good Gary Glitter trackl that they've missed off for some reason. I'm sure it's quite reasonable to license as well!

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JohnW | 14 December 2010 - 8:36am

Fab

There has been great Christmas pop music.
James Brown, rock 'n' roll, ska, Spector, Beatles' flexis, Stax, Tamla.....and Mark Lamarr's Christmas Day show, which isn't on this year (!?!?!) has always reflected this.

The worst Christmas music?
The thirty/forty post-60s hits (there's your clue as to why they're not all that) that get played to death.

Why aren't the Beatles' Christmas No. 1s churned out every year?
You never hear 'I Want To Hold Your Hand', 'I Feel Fine', 'Day Trippper'/'We Can Work It Out' or 'Hello Goodbye' in the context of 'Christmas hits'.
All Christmas releases, all ever-so-slightly better than Shakin' bleedin' Stevens.

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ranger | 14 December 2010 - 12:32pm

Those poor Beatles

-never get any airplay. It's a disgrace.

Point missed, I suggest.

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Black Type | 15 December 2010 - 9:55am

I love all Christmas music

except Last Christmas by Wham. it's about the only Christmas song ever made that I don't own.

But if I had to work in a shop that had Xmas music on a loop I'd go crazy.

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Five-Centres | 14 December 2010 - 12:38pm

Boots

You should have worked for Boots in the eighties, bloody Band-Aid on a loop for hours! Charity Bah Humbug!!!

Ian

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ip29 | 14 December 2010 - 1:23pm

I would expect nothing less from a chemist

than Band Aid on a loop.

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Black Type | 15 December 2010 - 9:56am

There's some great Christmas music

...we've got an entire shelf of Christmas-related CDs that are always gleefully deployed round about now.

Which begs the question, why do shops use the same lowest-common-denominator loop of "obvious" Christmas songs? The first time I hear the same-old same-old I think "ah, Christmastime again!". The thousandth time I hear it, I feel the urge to kill.

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Paul Vincent | 14 December 2010 - 12:38pm

If you are after some other christmas music

I recommend the mixes available on this marvellous blog:
http://therealbigrockcandymountain.blogspot.com/

This is my favourite of the songs posted so far this year:

Christmas Dinner - Tennessee Ernie Ford

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clarker | 14 December 2010 - 12:48pm

I'm a christmas musicaholic

Particularly enjoying Pink Martini's album this year. Songs in Ukranian, Japanese, French, German, English and Arabic.

Based on tips from this website, I've also in recent years bought and enjoyed Kate Rusby, Mary Chapin Carpenter and Thea Gilmore's christas albums.

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Los Aromas | 14 December 2010 - 1:10pm

My favourite recent Christmas album

is "Christmas With The Ukulele Orchestra Of Great Britain". Their version of Winter Wonderland is a guaranteed earworm. All together now "Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy gurdy...". Available directly from the Ukes via Amazon.

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Paul Vincent | 14 December 2010 - 1:14pm

Christmas In Jail

Out shopping the other week and this came on

Not the best Christmas song (cos it's not The Darkness, obviously), but it brought a big old smile to my face

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simonperrins | 14 December 2010 - 2:18pm

Incidentally...

I was at a carol concert at a Catholic School last night and they sang that perennial prog classic "I Believe In Father Christmas".

Now, with all that stuff about it being "a fairy story" and seeing "through his disguise" I always thought the message of that song was atheist

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simonperrins | 14 December 2010 - 2:37pm

my favourite Christmas song

isn't a Christmas song at all, and yet...

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badartdog | 14 December 2010 - 6:06pm

Couldn't find the one I wanted

(Which was John Tams and the Home Service from the National Theatre Mysteries) so this will have to do:


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Thomas the Rhymer | 14 December 2010 - 6:21pm

Beach Boys

I was in the Co-Op in Lincoln last week and they were playing 'Surfin USA'. I know that Lincolnshire is generally out of the loop but that's ridiculous. Perhaps the shop had it's own micro-climate - I wasn't in long enough to tell.

But surely the greatest non-Xmas song that refers to Xmas is Joni Mitchell's 'River'

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Robbly | 16 December 2010 - 7:55pm

Radio Ikea

Not Christmas music I know but whilst feeling my customary grumpy self at Ikea t'other day, I was cheered to hear my all time favourite song come over the tannoy. It worked. I spent £150.

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cradlerock | 17 December 2010 - 9:23am
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