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Chav's Prayer

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I'm slighlty the worse for wear (free wine - it would have been rude to refuse). I found this funny, and I will probably still find it funny in the morning. Feel free to chortle or chastise.

THE CHAVS PRAYER... Our Father who art in prison, even Mum knows not his name. Thy Chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Plymouth which is in Devon. Give us this day, our Welfare bread and forgive us our ASBOs, as we happy slap those that got ASBOs against us. Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing. For thine is the Chavdom, the Burberry and Barcardi. Forever and ever.... Innit

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I'm only guessing here wayfarer

But I suspect it might not seem so funny in the morning.

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Paul Waring | 18 July 2011 - 10:08pm

Not AS Funny

But still made me smile.

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wayfarer | 19 July 2011 - 1:18pm

Yes..the working classes are a scream..

...aren't they?
Why only this morning I had to shove aside a couple of "street people" on my way to the toffs convention.
Why they weren't out looking for jobs I don't know.

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shane pacey | 19 July 2011 - 2:11pm

Yes

we are a scream, by and large.

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wayfarer | 19 July 2011 - 9:40pm

Up until the most recent recession...

... the working classes have largely been working through the '90s and '00s. Chavs (or neds if you live north of the border) are more readily identified with the idea of an underclass. The old, classic Marxist notion of a proletariat (a word i can only now use in a People's Front of Judea voice) was the urban, industrial workforce, to which - or to whom - we owe a great deal. The more historically recent underclass - possibly dating to the breakdown in the postwar social contract around the '70s, first under a Labour government struggling with the economy, then accelerated by Thatcher – have been left to stew for decades with low educational achievements, joblessness, the remnants of council housing (the best of which was sold off long ago), family breakdown, alcohol & drugs. The chavs/neds are not working class in any traditional sense of the word - in political economy terms they represent something else altogether.
Meanwhile, with the benefits system as it is, the world economy as it is and exposure to the chill winds coming, it doesn't take that much of a tumble through the trapdoor to find yourself in rented accommodation with chav/ned neigbours... Most of us are actually 'all in this together'.
"Le Ned, C'est Moi," as Louis XIV didn't say.

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Glenbervie | 19 July 2011 - 10:24pm

Superb

except I think you'll find that was a Popular Front of Judea tone of voice...

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Dadwardo | 19 July 2011 - 10:55pm

Spot on.

Lots of people mistakenly assume that the term "chav" is aimed at the working class.

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mark0510 | 19 July 2011 - 11:31pm

Absolutely.

Several of my immediate family, including both my brothers (and the niece who sent me the piece in the first place) are in that situation and I'm well aware that, like lots of others, I may be there myself pretty soon.
They find the "Prayer" amusing and so do I.

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wayfarer | 20 July 2011 - 7:42am
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