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Celebrity neighboours from childhood
Posted by Austin on 14 October 2010 - 9:38pm.
I used to go past Magpie presenter Tony Bastable's house on the way to school,
BBC weather man Bert Ford used to live down the road,
Laura Davies (the golfer) lived about three doors down from us,
Ed "Stewpot!" Stewart lived nearby as did the actor Francis Matthews.
That's quite a haul by anyone's standards. Can anyone beat that?
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OK
The McCartneys and Jack Bruce had a farm and an island respectively, and the Wedgewood-Benns used to holiday nearby.
Ah, that would be
High Park Farm and Sanda? You a Wee Tooner perchance Helena? You forgot Angus MacVicar... or maybe you didn't. Miserable sod he was.
Ooooh!
You too?
I went to his house once with my dad. It was full of copies of his books and he never gave me one (book that is)
Two WeeTooners?
Who would have thought it! Went up past his son James house only two weeks ago... nobody there!
What's even more scary...
I've just stalked your pofile and 'you're ages wi' me'
May I apologise now for anything I may have done in the past?
Aw naw
it wisnae me. A big boy did it and ran away. Now maybe we went to school together... would that not be a hoot? Doing detective work, with the few clues I have... would your surname begin with a P?
No.
But nor is it Helena or any of its variations. Is your surname kind of like your user name?
Meh, now I'm trying to work out who all had names beginning with P
It is
But then again, no surprise there, being The Wee Toon. Class of '71, Knockscalbert Vice Captain... George Pope was the Captain, Andy Currie the School Captain. Friends were, and for the most part, still are: Sweeney The Butcher, Rodger MacMillan, Malky Kelly, Colin Taylor and Gordon McGillvary. Any of these names ring a tinkle?
God, some blasts from the past there...
I was in Bengullion. Vice Captain. Eva Catterson was Captain. Rene Beak went mad - neither of us knew one end of a hockey stick from the other, never mind putting a team together.
Our year broke the mould I think, and they stopped the voting after that, leaving it to the teachers to decide.
EEEK
That means we were in the same year.... same class....... Well if I ain't Sweeney I must be the other one! Girl, unmask yourself! Or at least point me in the right direction....
Phoned a friend last night
...and after a brief hour and a half of 'No!', 'Reeeelly?' 'She never!' and a brief discourse on David Cameron, Justin Currie and Simon Cowell, I think I know who you are. Rhymes with cycle perchance?
Having said that, I'd probably walk past you in the street. Not, I hasten to add, because I was in the 'A' stream, but because there's only a few people I would recognise now unless they were in a school blazer and had somehow escaped the ravages of time.
And in any case, I spent the major part of my teens plotting my escape and being pony-fied. I left school at Easter in 6th year for a pre-uni job in London, and never really came home much after that, but was then back in the town for a couple of years in the early 80s. My mother died in '88 and I think I've been back once since then, about 10 years ago.
My father died in '70 so it's unlikely you'd remember him unless you were ever airlifted to the Southern General. My surname is suffixed with 'no, not the dentist'
Of all the gin-joints etc. Though I don't think we ever had Paris. Or a dance in the gym even.
Also rhymes with bike
oddly enough. Yep, know who you are. With your permission I can see a new thread here..."Friends Reunited On Word" or somesuch. No names nor pack drill..... Helena you are and Helena you will stay. No dances in gym... I was too busy chasing farmers daughters... still am for that matter!
Well that was fun
--- it certainly roused a few of the old grey cells.
I keep meaning to come up for the Music Festival, but it's a hoor of a way from Sussex. And that's an expression I haven't used in a while. My mother once heard someone in McIlchere's queue say about some incomers - 'Aye, he's wild an' quiet, but his wife's a hooruva nice wumman'
Yes, I wonder how many other folks might know someone else?
Hoorava
Oh yes, remember that one. Some you may have forgotten? "Wellican"... as in "it's wellican weather" or the standard Wee Toon Response to any question "Aye, but naw." McIlchere's is now owned by Sweeney. Everywhere else is shut down.
Freddie Mercury's mum
lives round the corner (oops - that's not from my childhood)
Pedant note: wasn't it Bert Foord, not Ford? - or was this another of the BBC's seemingly endless number of spelling mistakes?
Strangely enough
Me and the GLW had dinner with your neighbour's daughter & son-in-law last week!
No one famous comes from the arse end of Barnsley (ie the arse end of the arses end) although we did have Mark Jones (Busby babe who died in the Munich disaster) and Yorkshire cricketer Roy Kilner - both long dead before I was born.
Growing up in North London...
my neighbours included John Williams (the guitarist), Bill Oddie, Nick Mason and David Coverdale.
bill oddie?
south hill park gardens, hampstead
I used to deliver papers
to Mike Batt's mum.
now if that's not a claim to fame
I don't know what is
For myself, as a nipper I lived for a period of time near a pedestrian crossing that became famous
You were a child of W8?
I went to Sunday School just down the road from there. (Sunday School is high on my list of "Things I Don't Miss", along with Corned Beef).
You like biltong...
...but not corned beef?
The deep fried, battered corned beef fritter (Fray Bentos, natch) is a taste sensation.
Primary school dinners put me off corned beef
and I've managed to resist its siren call for over 25 years now.
But, my memory of corned beef and the reality of corned beef might be very different. If you seriously reckon that a biltong lover will find much to enjoy in corned beef, then I'll give it another try.
Seriously?
"British" corned beef is one of those things that I enjoy as much for the Proustian memories of Sunday tea in the '60s as for its actual taste...
...but there are times when a few generous slices of corned beef, on a butty, with some Branston, is just the ticket. And when I am sufficiently drunk, the deep fried fritter is truly a food of the gods.
Worth a go I would say, Hannah.
Oh, and as far as the colonial version of corned beef is concerned, one of the great joys of a trip stateside is a big plate of their version of corned beef hash for breakfast. Mmmm...hash....
My dear old Dad
ate so much of it during his three years fighting the Afrika Korps he invariably referred to it as "Desert Chicken".He used to love it as a deep fried fritter however,eaten with lashings of H.P.sauce.
Oooh, ok...
Well, if corned beef has Paul's and Mr P Snr's approval, then I'll have to give it a go.
I will report back at some point...
A long time passes...
...and today I bought some corned beef, as promised.
Well. It was just like I remembered it tasting at school, but oddly much nicer. And I'd never noticed before, but it's actually very reminiscent of salt beef, which I really love.
So. I think potentially I like lots. Thank you.
Salt beef
Is essentially what corned beef is, I think? Doesn't 'Corned' actually mean 'cured'?
Of course I might be talking nonsense here.
Glad you liked it Hannah!
Having googled it a bit
You're right, there's very little difference between the two.
However, all the corned beef I've ever encountered is pre-packed / tinned. Sure, you can buy pre-packed salt beef too, but it's not a patch on the tender, fresh stuff, piled high onto mustardy rye bread, with a sliced Polish cucumber on the side. Man, I'm hungry now.
I've been a lifelong salt beef lover, so I'm at a loss as to why I used to hate corned beef so much. Possibly, as it was school corned beef, it wasn't the nicest quality... I just remember it being so gritty, grainy and just so unpleasantly strong tasting.
School corned beef?
It probably sat sweating in a metal tin for half an hour before you got to it.
Excuse me. I feel quite nauseous now.
Toasted
A toasted Corned Beef sarnie (in seeded batch, for preference) with Guacamole spread thickly over the top is another taste sensation.
Wish I had some Corned Beef...
...and some Guacamole.
No famous neighbours to report. We don't seem to do famous here in Watford, although Michael Bentine went to my old school (long before I went there) and Nick Leeson was brought up just round the corner from where I was, but when I was a nipper the estate where he lived was farmland.
Growing up in Chiswick...
... my neighbours included Wendy Craig and Tommy Cooper.
They kept that marriage
quiet.
Hurrrrrrrrr...
Have an arrow.
His nickname for her was "Jar-Jar"
... and he liked to cuddle in bed of an evening. Tommy would often ask "Spoon, Jar-Jar? Spoon?" Hence the origin of the catchphrase.
The Cloakroom
...awaits.
No-one.
I can't think of anyone really notable from my neck of the woods when young.
There were hardly any houses to pass on the walk to school either, mainly other schools and a residential home. One of the few houses was occupied by a Dr. Hill who was rumoured to be the brother of Graham Hill, but recent investigation has proved this to be untrue.
Actually, I do remember one.
The somewhat older brother of a lad in my year at primary school played Rugby Union for England on several occasions. As I never followed the game it meant little to me at the time.
The Power
Phil "The Power" Taylor lived in the next street and i walked past his house every day.
Graham Bonnet nearly...
bought a house at the end of my road... but in the end didn't.
He was born a few miles away in Skegness, you see.
My (non musical) mate
Was introduced to GB a while back in a pub as the 'bloke who was in Rainbow'. My mate asked if he was Zippy or Bungle.
Graham Bonnet nearly...
bought a house at the end of my road... but in the end didn't.
The 'Since You've Been Gone' hitmaker was born a few miles away in Skegness, you see.
Pauline Quirke
I went to school with her little brother.
We used to see Martin Kemp around occasionally.
Several Eastenders actors came from my area, not quite neighbours but close enough. My little sister was at school with Patsy Palmer, back in the days when she was only known as Julie.
Little Gemmill
I lived around the corner from Gem from Oasis when he was just that little chubby kid, Colin Archer. I knew him as Gemmill...you know, after Archie Gemmill, the footballer? Archer...Archie...Gemmill...simple innit.
Well.. Since you ask..
Mr Taylor who owned the big house on the corner also owned the lauderette up the road, plus a couple of others, one of which he bought from the parents of Nick Holmes who played for Southampton and was a member of the 1976 FA Cup-winning team.
A sad story in the end. The Taylors. They had a son, called Alan, about my age. Mrs Taylor had him in her mid 40's. An accident or a late gift of the fates no-one ever knew. He had a very middle-class upbringing, unlike the kids rest of the street; a nanny from an early age (called Ayah - the Raj term for a nanny) and private education. His parents looked like a throwback to the late 40's. Dad, always in a suit, slightly corpulent with brilliantined hair, toothbrush moustache and the air of business about him, mother with hair stacked high, tight, straight dresses and a forced expression of permanent distaste. Neither of them seen without a cigarette (Dunhill, always Dunhill) close to their lips at all times.
Alan was, in his younger years, one of the local kids. We grew up together and played together, but were not educated together. He ended up at a boarding school. Inevitably, we grew apart.
Eventually, I went away to university. Alan joined the RAF persuing the dream he had of being a fighter pilot.
Which ended when he and his Jet Provost made terminal contact with a Welsh mountain.
Around the same time that his mother died of lung cancer.
Mr Taylor continued to live in the house on the corner. The house had an extensive hedge of rose-bushes which he would prune just a little every day. He chatted to all who passed, telling the same stories day in and day out as, gradually, his beloved rose-bushes were clipped lower and lower a few millimetres at a time.
One day, the rose-bushes, unmolested, started to grow again.
The new owners of the house eventually dug them up.
Somewhere on a Welsh mountain, lichen slowly grows over a twenty-year old scar on a rock-face.
Nuggets like this...
...are what makes this blog such a great thing.
By the way, apologies to all for my spelling error in the OP title, although I am prepared to stand by my spelling of TV's Bert Ford.
Bert
I must admit I always remembered the spelling as "Foord", because every time he appeared on the television, I used to think "What a strange spelling."
Wikipedia would seem to bear this out...
"Herbert ("Bert") Vernon Foord (22 December, 1930, Appleby, Westmorland – 31 July, 2001, Stoke Mandeville, Buckinghamshire) was an English meteorologist and popular BBC weather forecaster during the 1960s and early 1970s."
This had passed me by
Probably because I was six when Bert and I used to be in the 'hood together.
OK
I delivered papers to John Alderton and Pauline Collins.
I went to school with Kazuo Ishiguro who wrote Remains Of The Day.
Pete Ham of Badfinger lived (and died) around the corner.
John and Pauline's son Richard is a mate of my brother's
... in Newcastle.
Alex Higgins
Alex Higgins lived up the road and once pushed in front of me in the queue at Brandlesholme video shop as I was queuing to rent Adventures in Babysitting (Elisabeth Shue - cor!).
Oh! is that the Bury Brandleholme?
I saw Margaret Thatcher there, outstanding in her field.
Sorry, meant to say she was out, standing in a field.
The field behind my mum and
The field behind my mum and dad's house, Beany, opposite your old place of work?
That was further down the road
Holder Pamac/Simon Holder. Happy daze.
I had the same driving instructor ...
as Mick Finkler of the Teardrop Explodes, who lived around the corner near Sefton Park in Liverpool.
I can't decide
if a big chunk of the Massive are a posh* bunch / had wealthy parents or celebrities make a lot less money than you might think.
* It's all relative. Where I grew up it was anybody with a detached house.
I grew up on a council estate
My lot were all before they were famous.
I grew up a street away from a council estate
There was a locally infamous football hooligan who lived on it, if that counts.
We wuz poor but we wuz
We wuz poor but we wuz 'appy!
Roy Wood lived nearby
In Rosemary Hill Road, close to Blackberry Lane.
Lawrie McMenemy
When Saints won the FA Cup in 1976, we all went round and decorated the outside of his house.
Ooo can you come and paint my exterior woodwork?
It's getting a bit shabby.
If you like streamers, banners and balloons
I'm your man
That seems to be
the second 1976 Southampton reference on this blog.
I was born in that year but my mum and dad went to school with Dave Peach who played for them around this time?
I remember him well
I was brought up in Cumbernauld
And my sister was a dental assistant. One of her patients was a crying child in a scene from Gregory's Girl.
No celebrity worth the name would actually choose to live in Cumbernauld.
Though we did produce...
..the showbiz collosus that is Craig Ferguson. (He went to school with a friend of mine.)
Not to mention at least two witty, urbane, devastatingly beautiful members of the Word Massive.
When I were a lad...
Our very own sleb was Carol Decker of T'Pau.
When I were a lad
Philip Lowrie was our milkman's assistant. I used to ride on the float around our council estate and help them deliver. I used to take the mickey out of him when he started in Coronation Street as Dennis Tanner. Posh enough for you?
Harry Gumm - winner of a mid
Harry Gumm - winner of a mid 70s Opportunity Knocks with his "singing dog" Jack -lived in my street.
Does this count ?
Definately not posh ..
Monica Mason's Mum lived round the corner
My mother knew her mum, I think both probably said hello to me on a few occasions.
Monica (ow Dame Monica)was a ballerina then, but is now Director of The Royal Ballet.
I lived a few doors down
from a bloke who operated as an unlicensed tattoo artist and gave a sizeable portion of the local youth hepatitis, (not including me, I hasten to add). He was eventually prosecuted and it made page five of The Sunday People, circa 1983.
Does that count?
My heart will go on
The captain of the Titanic used to live round the corner. Before my time, obviously.
What
Became of him?
Dunno
He seems to have sunk without trace.
There's a statue of him
in a lichfield park. Not sure why.
My neighbourhood
was so non-descript and grey, people used to boast about living near to me because I posted on The Word website a few times.
Mostly footballers Round Are Way...
Mark Wright (ex Liverpool/Southampton etc) lived down the road from us. His daughters were at nursery school with my two sons. Once the boys went to a birthday party round at Marks, and Matt (who was about two at the time) inadvertently did a poo in Mark's paddling pool. Well in son.
Jason McAteer also lived in the same village. The local kids would often knock on his door to see if he was 'playing out'. To his credit, Jason did often go and have a kick around with the youngsters.
To redress the Liverpool bias, Olivier Dacourt spent his one year at Everton renting the house next door to Mark.
Away from football, Gerry Marsden (of Pacemakers fame) lived opposite Mark and was often seen about the village. By contrast, local "comedian" Stan Boardman lived at the far end of the village and was never seen by anyone.
Oh, and coming bang up to date, one of Matt's flatmates at University lives next door to up and coming young superstar Jack Rodwell. They were playing footy in the garden recently and the ball got kicked over the fence. Inevitably they had to go round to Jack's to say "Can we have our ball back please mister". The nice young Mr Rodwell obliged, chucking back over the fence a brand-new Premier League 'casey' to replace the battered old ball they'd lost.
Coincidentally
I once stayed over at Olivier Dacourt's house. The one you mention.
There's a hotel
on the A59 that boasts a staircase adorned with photos of the myriad glitterati who have stayed there. The most recent one is a shot of Oliver Tobias, resplendent in a white suit with six inch lapels, probably dating from his late 70s pomp.
Prize for most tenuous
At boarding school (what -o) my headmaster's daughter was (is) Joanna Kirk the sexy goth helper on one of Tony Hart's shows.
When heady took classes and we did well we got a signed picture of the whole Take Hart team.
They lived on school grounds so it counts. Right.
Umm...
Gary Glitter had a house in the neighbouring village when I was a lad.
Redeeming the area somewhat (if straying from the OP's request), regulars at *our* village hostelry over the years included:
Rory Bremner
The bloke that played Van Der Valk
Fulton Mckay
Sir Robert Bolt and Sarah Miles
Gerald Scarfe and Jane Asher
For a while, the landlord was the chap that signed the Pistols to A&M (and took them to Langan's).
Redeeming *him* somewhat: he also signed-up The Police and Supertramp, and vowed to resign if Chris De Burgh's Lady In Red ever got to Number One (which was how he came to end up buying a pub).
Sarah Miles?
What was the beer like?
Funny, now you ask..
...I was working the bar a lot at the time and the temptation to serve her up a very weak and warm orange squash was almost more than I could bear.
Sir Robert himself liked a good strong ale - Ringwood's Old Thumper was his fave - in a handle mind. That was one damn fine gentleman.
Wedmore or Theale?
neither: West Sussex
Close to the Hampshire border, between Midhurst and Petersfield. It's a little village called Elsted.
Ah - Our Gary
ended up near Cheddar in Somerset. Funnily enough, I happened to be in the Bristol branch of PC-World just as he was pinched for the contents of his laptop.
I lived near there too when
I lived near there too when I was a kid, I grew up in a village called Fernhurst and went to school in Midhurst.
Fernhurst's big celeb on those days was the daughter of the local GP Dr Cartwright. His daughter Lulu was one of the dancers in Legs and Co. Me and some of my mates once climbed up a tree to look at her sunbathing but we were all very disappointed to find that she had a top on.
Gary Glitter lived somewhere near Rogate didn't he? Didn't ever cross his path I'm pleased to say.
I think Jill Gascoigne and Alfred Molina lived in too and ex- Aston Villa / Man Utd player Colin Gibson went to the same school in Midhurst that I went to. (but about 10 years before me)
Fernhurst?
Surely Fernhurst's most famous resident is Michael Bond, creator of Paddington?
Mind you, you're not far from Chiddingfold, and reasonably close to Petworth, which allows you to include:
Michael Rutherford
Bryan Ferry
Genesis' Farm Studio
Didn't Andy Gray (ex-Wolves) run the Angel in Midhurst?
used to drink in the Angel a
used to drink in the Angel a lot, in fact on the evening of my 18th birthday, I was sitting in here throwing up out of the window on to North Street, but I never heard anything about Andy Gray that night or any other.
Is that really true about Michael Bond living in Fernhurst? Not heard that one before. I would've been very excited about that when I was a lad, big fan of Paddington, Olga da Polga and the Herbs too.
I'm well aware of the various Genesis connections in the area but I didn't want to mention that in case anyone thought I approved of such things.
Didn't Peter Sellers
Have a house in Elstead?
The bloke that played Van Der Valk
Barry Foster?
When I was a student back in the early 80's I had a p/t job behind the bar at a small wine bar at the back of Manchester's Royal Exchange Theatre where he was appearing.
Before, during after each performance he could be found having a skinful at Corbieres.Grumpy bugger.
assagi
He used to bring his mum in for a pub lunch once a week, this would have been mid-eighties (the year, though she must have been that of she was a day).
I saw on a bus in Southampton
in 1985.
Must have been in the theatre. Keeping it real, yeah.
One of the few players
to achieve the Grand Slam
Grew up in Fulham...
Dennis Waterman lived in the next road up and shared the same dentist. This was Sweeney era Waterman and he was quite the pin up. At least to Mummy Six Dog...
The Hollies
original bass player Eric Haydock lived opposite me in Victory Street,Portwood, Stockport..they used to practice in his house..he was called Eric Haddock then and Allan Clarke was called Harold Clarke,,great band though
Fred and Rose West.
Ah, the local heroes, just across the park from my childhood home. So proud. I'm just... so proud.
The very great journalist
James Cameron used to visit friends nearby on my street for a regular afternoon cuppa and then further down lived Danny La Rue. These days, I seem to bump into a lot of badly dressed Arsenal footballers and Shirley Anne Field, not together though. The last time I saw Shirl, I wanted to put on a cod northern accent and say "I fell off the gasometer for a bet".
remember
the early TVAM weatherman Commander Philpott? Lived in the next street and his son was one of my best friends at primary school.
I'm reaching, aren't I?
Mr Roy
Roy North of Basil Brush fame used to cycle to work with my Dad when he was still a teacher with showbiz dreams.
General Von Klinkerhoffen
out of off of 'Allo 'Allo lived just down the road from a girl I went to school with.
Needless to say, as moody teenagers in the mid-80s, we were resolutely underwhelmed by this. I'm sure he was a nice bloke, though.
Patsy Kensit
My mother always swore that the future Mrs Gallagher was at my junior school in NW London until she started advertising frozen peas. don't remember myself as I was only about 8 at the time
I was Terry McDermott's postman
for the short time I was a postie just after leaving school in the early '80's.
Only saw him once, when he had to sign for something. He stood in the doorway in his dressing gown looking like anyone would who is called upon to use a biro before 7am. Curly perm and 'tache were nonetheless resplendent
Really sorry about this...
I Was Terry McDermott's Postman... TMFTL.
(I promise it's the last time I'll use this line.)
I thought it was..
a song by Half Man Half Biscuit.
Well of course
He must have had more than one during his career.
This was during his time at Newcastle United. He lived in Ponteland for a short while.
If he's been relying on me for the 25 years since I left then he's had nowt.
EDIT: Doh! Just got it. Carry on (does Capt. Mainwaring bluster)
First time?
...second? third? fourth or fifth time even?
Terry Mac has been at Newcastle that many times, they might as well give him the keys to the gates.
1983 - 84
A vintage year, sir!
*doffs cap*
Eric Clapton -
In the 70s Robert Stigwood owned a huge house in the next village - all the locals were impressed that Lulu stayed there - but my brother-in-law's mum was the cleaner in the house and used to hoover under Eric Clapton's feet while he played guitar. She said he was a nice boy who made her a cuppa every now and then.
Just remembered
Although I can't remember it (are you still with me)
Jim Carver from the The Bill used to babysit me.
Did that include
nappy-changing?
Leave it out
On second thoughts keep it in.
What did he say if he stabbed you with the safety pin?
You're nicked!
Miles Copeland
Miles Copeland Jr lived in the next village along from me, and we often met them while out shopping. Mrs Copeland used to give me bags of greens for my rabbits, having got into conversation with me about them in the greengrocers once. I just thought they were "some nice old people" for a long time, then I discovered that they had a son in a pop group I'd vaguely heard of... (I was 8 and didn't really pay attention to any music that wasn't Adam and the Ants, sorry). A while after that I discovered that he'd been 'something important' in the CIA. My mum says I met Stewart and Miles Copeland III on more than one occasion but I have no memory of it.
Later on I lived next door to Supergrass for a while, and I had to tell them off for not putting their bins out properly.
My mum lived down the road from Carol Costa, who married Jet Harris and had a fling with Cliff. She used to get a bus to school with Ian Gillan, and later went to college with Freddie Mercury.
The Supergrass memory is wonderful
Its sort of a perfect story for this thread
Were they living together in a sort of off the wall Monkees crayzee house?
Late to the thread but alerted by the Word email
And I just had to share the excitement that, when I had a Saturday job in a greengrocer's, I served future Hampstead MP and Tchaikovsky's unlikely lover, Glenda Jackson.
Oh, and I think I may once have played badminton, aged about 9, in next-door's garden with Daniel Day-Lewis (who was about the same age). He did not use just his left foot.
Peter Shilton overtook me on my 1st driving lesson
That is all
Human League Member lived on parallel road to me shock
It wasn't Phil Oakey-one of the other male members (ooer Missus) used to live on Dobcroft Road-the higher up posh bit back in the day.
Dobcroft Road?
Lived just around the corner from there in the early 90's.Nice but hardly posh.
Not sure it's something
I want to brag about ;-) but Noelle Gordon of Crossroads fame lived in a flat round the corner from my parents house when I was a teenager. She also had a house in the country I understand but this was handy for the studios.
To be honest, nobody took alot of notice but then Brummies are not really starstruck people!
Paper Round
When I was a lad, I used to deliver Frank Bough's newspapers.
Lilly Allen
My mate at work used to babysit Lilly Allen. She was a very nice kid apparently. That's a shit story isn't it? True anyway.
Christ..
Imagine the collaterals! Keith Allen's back after a night on the town.. "No, Mr Allen, you said you'd pay me double. Plus the amount you didn't pay me up front you said you would. Let me help you with your wallet *attchoo attchoo* ..sorry.. hope that wasn't the good stuff.. Anyway.. just pass me a few of those fifties and we'll call it quits. Let me get you a drink.."
Paul Squires
As a child in Stoke-on-Trent, I lived next door to Paul Squires's uncle and aunt. He was a comedian, the Michael McIntyre of 1981, but largely forgotten by 1984* (there's a reference to him in an episode of "The Young Ones" from that year.)
I'm told that I was quite confused when, as a small child, I first saw the man who visits the couple next door on the telly.
*I'm told he was a favourite of Lew Grade, which is why he was on ATV a lot. After ATV lost their franchise to Central in 1982, Squires wasn't seen on television so often.