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Captions please.......
Posted by Six Dog on 13 September 2011 - 2:31pm.
Little Jimmy Krankie appears to be having difficulty finding his/her sea legs...
Take it away massive....
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What's that?
Roger the Cabin Boy, you say?
If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not
One can imagine the tailor asking...
...for the colour preference, in slightly camp Glasgow-ese (a la Iain Cuthbertson in 'Budgie'):
"Sea hue, Jimmy?"
A chastened Hugh Grant vows not to
try picking up any more 'speciality' prostitutes on freshly varnished jetties.
Lady walking past is saying
'Great. It's pissing down, my brolly's broken, this purple top doesn't go with this coat. Could it get any worse...'
"As a series finale ...
... I'm a bit disappointed that the Blessing involves fekkin about on the Glenlee with Wee Jimmy Krankie."
"See me, I'm pure dead brilliant me."
"No, you're barque-ing mad."
"Och, jings...
... Barrowman's taken me up the Clyde."
/coat
Is that
Jimmy McNulty in the scarlet velvet loons?
John Barrowman is regretting ....
the request for a 'well greased sailor' on his rider for the first night of Peter Pan
Hearing-impaired sailor...
walks the Krank.
Can I just say that Wee Jimmy Krankie has always scared the shit out of me. It's like watching a demon pissing about in a romper suit. True evil.
That tv scheduler
who decided to follow "The Krankies At The Palladium" with "Don't Look Now" as movie of the week when we were kids has a lot to answer for..
Barrowman unveils
the new Torchwood team?
...as you were
.
.
Minimalist comedy genius
Love it.
He or she nicked it off...
Wee Johnny Cage.
Actually,
... all I did was delete a comment which I was composing as SteelyDan was posting his, which I thought was too close to his offering to be worth leaving in place. Anyway, it went something like:
As rehearsals begin for the new series of Torchwood, Eve Myles (left) comments: "At last we have a supporting cast worthy of John Barrowman's talents."
As you can see, no genius at work here!
err move over Adam
from now on it's Krankie and the Ants!
Word Magazine
new romantic themed special boat trip has bit of a low turnout.
"Fuck off Krankie!
- Angus Young is keeping the gig!"
The boy stood on the burning deck
While John was being silly
The boys got drunk and messed about
"Dear god", he's got no willy!
Tom Cruise celebrates
latest court case victory.
I'm confused...
...you’re a 64 year-old woman pretending to be a schoolboy. Does that make me gay, straight or a granny-grabbing paedophile?
Bargepole must have something to say about this
(I'm not Bargepole)