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Can't Be Arsed Artwork

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I came across Barbra Streisand's Butterfly album recently, my excuse is - she covers Bowie's Life On Mars on it (yes, really). But could the cover be the laziest or most literal album artwork ever?

It's some butter. There's a fly on it.
Who in the name of Storm Thorgerson came up with this unhygienic howler? It's really not the best way for Barbra to put the goods on the barrow. Grease, germs and something that eats it's own sick (the fly that is not the lovely be-bugled Barbra)doesn't sugget songs of soft sentimentality.

Neil Young's Are You Passionate? has the lazy loafers touch about it, as well as being shoulder cringingly corny (not even the local camera club could click off a cracker barrel this cheesy).

But ol' 'helium honk' is a repeat offender for Friday afternoon knock off's - Living With War and Re-ac-tor, are both from the bottom of lazy bones barrels and would have Pete Saville chewing his own desk with rage.

Any more examples of minimalist effort rather than minimalist design to add to the bumper book of dodgers

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Wings

The Butterfly sleeve is genius. As well as the literal interpretation, the foil wrapping forms the shape of butterfly wings, the torso of the insect being represented by the butter, thus extending the impact of the title even further.

My head hurts.

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Fraser Lewry | 24 October 2007 - 12:53pm

Swats The News

She also covers

Bob Marley - Guava Jelly
The Skyliners - Since I Don't Have You (later covered by Guns N Roses)
Graham Nash - Simple Man
Bill Withers - Grandma's Hands

So possibly I'm missing the point.

Perhaps it's symbolic of a new direction ‘dirty hands and back to basics' - expressed through medium of dairy produce and not having rolled up newspaper (or edition of The Word) to hand

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Mondo | 24 October 2007 - 2:20pm

Hard-Fi

http://www.ilikemusic.com/images/article_images/full/hardfi_nocoverart_2...

quite a recent contribution, and probably the most discernible example of ''doesn't give a bullock''. Taking irony and the derision of the ''commercially charged music industry'' to the limit. So cack-handed that the message becomes obsolete.

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TheDailyBumbler | 24 October 2007 - 2:35pm

Also, I don't condone the

Also, I don't condone the swatting of flies. How about I swat your middle class allowance.

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TheDailyBumbler | 24 October 2007 - 2:36pm

Could Do Better

No Cover Art - must try Harder fi

PIL pulled it off with 'Album'though

'middle class allowance'? I live in Sunny Southend on Sea - we don't have that in the swamplands

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Mondo | 24 October 2007 - 3:03pm

Ho ho ho.I'm quite

Ho ho ho.
I'm quite accustomed to the swamplands.
I too live in Southend...just off Sutton Road.

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TheDailyBumbler | 24 October 2007 - 3:26pm

Bizarre

I'm just by Chalkwell park (near Music King - Blind Alvin and his guide dog's guitar and records shop).

Spooky - we may have even crossed paths at Riga or The Ship/Grand gigs

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Mondo | 24 October 2007 - 3:38pm

A picture tells a thousand words..

Unfortunately, I don't live in Southend! Getting back onto the rubbish/boring/half-arsed/no-effort-whatsoever album art..

The Beatles '1' (2000) - stands out, but not outstanding..

Talking Heads '77' - half-arsed title, even less arsed sleeve, nevertheless not a bad effort on the album

Brian Eno's 'Music for Films' has an intensley boring cover also..

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TheJazzLady | 25 October 2007 - 3:37am

None More Dull

Single-coloured sleeves merit a special place in Lazy Hell:

The White Album - brave, groundbreaking, iconic, also very very dull

New Order / Joy Division - often lauded for their sleeve designs but wasn't "Still" just a grey cardboard sleeve? Also a New Order album (forget which one) had a sort of steel-blue sleeve which was slightly textured in a vain attempt to make it look more interesting.

Prince - The Black Album - none more black, none more dull.

I'll make an exception for the Style Council's "Cost of Loving" because it's a nice bright orangey colour. Crap music though...

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Stephen G | 25 October 2007 - 10:52am

Actually now you mention it..

The Beatles deserve more points on the artistic license

Beatles For Sale - blokes looking up a tree
Red Album - blokes looking over Balcony
Blue Album - blokes looking over balcony (again)
Help - blokes in a row
Abbey Road - blokes crossing road

Anything with people walking up a street is plain lazy (Oasis, Embrace even Bob Dylan)

At least Princes Black Album saved us from the shorty in speedo's (Dirty Mind) or even worse (Lovesexy)

Wasn't Music For Films inside out (matt outside glossy inside - so Eno made a bit of a go)

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Mondo | 25 October 2007 - 12:04pm

Any artwork created courtesy

Any artwork created courtesy of A/Btec Level students fiddling about on Photoshop. i.e. any hip hop compilation album.

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TheDailyBumbler | 25 October 2007 - 12:06pm

Yuk!

Have you seen the Latest Stereophonics one? That's it exactly. Sixth form course work knocked out the night before the due date with an hours chopping in the 'shop

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Mondo | 25 October 2007 - 12:33pm

according to ''The Sun'',

according to ''The Sun'', the hand-grenade pin is a fitting emblem to an ''explosive career''.

ay? come again?
Is this metaphor being attributed to Kelly Jones band?

As always, the red top has got it soooooo wrong.
As for the artwork, think its the work of an acclaimed photographer who used to work for ''The Face''. Anyone know the name?

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TheDailyBumbler | 25 October 2007 - 1:58pm

Just a thought,

but I thought this thread was about crappy album art?

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axevictim | 25 October 2007 - 8:43pm

Thought you were a

Thought you were a ''demented guitar freak''?
you should be skirting the rules of convention.

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TheDailyBumbler | 26 October 2007 - 10:32am

Are The Baillifs Here? No Its The Motors run for your lives !!!

Lazy because they've just turned the pic sideways (bit of hand tinting) but that's just brought a freshly embalmed ambience to the mood.

Almost a bigger bunch of odd bods as The Vapours, hang on a mo' isn't that Kelly Jones - Stage Left

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Mondo | 26 October 2007 - 1:40pm

1 Album, 2 Rotten Sleeves

The Approved By The Motors sleeve above was withdrawn on the grounds of them being too ugly. It was replaced with this:

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Seamus | 26 October 2007 - 4:09pm

Well, that made it better

Well, that made it better then. How about "The Parkerilla" - a peculiar gatefold sleeve, no side of which was any good. You can admire it here:
http://www.connollyco.com/discography/graham_parker/parkerilla.html

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Stephen Hanley | 29 October 2007 - 2:09pm

A Truly Horrifying Collection!

Whilst we are all intensely sleeve-art literate when it comes to the "classics", there is an untapped multiple-pile up of horrendous sleeves just here..only the truly brave need to venture there..for God's sake, take some provisions!
http://www.stevecarter.com/albumcovers.htm

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Grant | 26 October 2007 - 5:02pm

Was going to post ''Let Me

Was going to post ''Let Me Touch Him''.
Though the utter whimsy of contrastment between the title and accompanying cover means it can't qualify for crapness.

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TheDailyBumbler | 26 October 2007 - 6:16pm

Museum of bad album covers

Loads more horrifying album sleeves at http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/index.htm

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Seamus | 26 October 2007 - 10:31pm

Yikes

Pink Floyd - Meddle
outsized ear bath anyone?

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Mondo | 28 October 2007 - 11:07am

Have you got my crayons, Bob?

Good call, PM. A man needs to justify being in possession of a Barbara Streisand album. My personal favourite for literal treatment has to be "Rock & Roll Featuring The Robins" from '57.

Can we add a sub-category? Worst album covers with the artist's own scrawlings adorning them. Planet Waves has to be #1.
Music From Big Pink's up there in the top five. Worse than a primary school's walls on open day.
Also - Self Portrait, The Who By Numbers, etc. All guilty.

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Paul | 29 October 2007 - 5:06pm

That's it game over.

Paul. Top Cover - that's got to be it surely?
Final whistle, fireworks and first prize to that cover.

I can't seen anything knocking the Robins off their perch (ouch!)
As well taking the literal biscuit - that cover's double the fun. Looking like an Eastern European animation short - possibly by the creative minds behind The Singing Ringing Tree, Tinderbox or similar.

Self Portait covers! Uh Oh ! Ron Wood, Joni Mitchell, and Eno really should know better.

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Mondo | 29 October 2007 - 10:00pm
Abigail_Ward | 29 October 2007 - 10:34pm

On Your Marks...

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Abigail_Ward | 30 October 2007 - 11:24pm

Or While My Guitarist Gently Sleeps

Low may be Bowies most boring cover (this is the facing stage left version)- but there's a twist you see.

After over indulging in allsorts and bolting to Berlin Bowie decied to bury himself in the city and keep a 'Low' Profile - geddit!

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Mondo | 30 October 2007 - 10:41am

I read the visual

I read the visual representation of ''Rock and Roll'' as ''Stones and Scones''.

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TheDailyBumbler | 30 October 2007 - 2:35pm
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