...... yup you guessed...... Lee !

these annoy the bricks out of my hand:
Piers Morgan
Peter Andre
John Barrowman
Ed Milliband

Piers Morgan
Melanie Philips
Pretty much anyone on Thought for the Day
Thingy Hammond off Top Gear
Alan Carr

That will do for now, but they are near the top of a very long list.

Loathsome individual. He appeared briefly on the Guardian media podcast recently bleating on about not having a radio programme at the moment as "noone is brave enough to take a chance with him". I prefer to this it is evidence of some level of quality control where I didn't expect it!

Piers Morgan of course. Bliar. Natch.

(not in my nature) but I could happily train to be National Brick Hurling Champeen if these were on offer;
El Hadji Diouf (a footballer, alledgedly, a knob, most certainly)
Gary Neville (see above)
Graham Smith (South African cricket captain - don't know why - knob)
Lou Reed (Charlton, 1974, blonde hair with swastikas - knob)
Peter Mandelson (Uriah Heep-no, not the band-creepy, slimy knob)
Ed Millipeed (see above - nothing to say, waste of good oxygen-knob)
Fearne Cotton (knob, knob, knob, knob)

Alan Carr, Fearne Cotten, Whiley-turn offs on the radio for me I'm afraid.

Joey Barton
Jamie Carragher

So that would be Peter Hitchens, Melanie Phillips, Douglas Murray, David Starkey, Gaunty et al. The only time I've ever seen Delingpole on the telly he was getting handed his arse by Paul Nurse, which was brilliant, so he gets let off.

Also Morgan. But I can avoid him easily. Ditto Cowell. George Lamb appears to have thankfully vanished. May his braying idiocy never tarnish my consciousness again.

Nick Ferrari drives me mad. Everytime he gets on This Week I can feel murderous rage coming on.

I watched Graham Norton last week, and I had an odd sense of disappointment with Cliff Richard. I don't hate him in the slightest, I just wish he was less of an arse.

NICKY CAMPBELL, NICKY CAMPBELL, NICKY CAMPBELL (twat).

Kevin MacCloud only because wall to wall repeats of him are denying me The Daily Show. Through no fault of his own, were we to ever meet, my wrath would descend upon him heavily.

and then I'd do it again. And again. And once more for luck.

And I'm not a violent man officer.

I was astounded, no "ASTOUNDED" to note that Jones was/is the paramour of one famous rock star (widely thought to be Jim Kerr). My flabber was truly gasted.

But my word, vanessa feltz annoys the hell out of me

I just don't understand why Fiona Bruce when presenting Antiques Roadshow, and all of the BBC news team too, have to address us as though everything is like a Blue Peter programme. I'm sorry but when she presented that art forgery programme I suddenly understood why Elvis picked up a rifle and shot his tv. I turn the sound down whenever she appears. Strewth.

Jeremy Kyle. Rhymes with 'vile'. Enough said.

Any sentence with "The American [substitute country of choice] people demand/need/want/expect" and sound like THEY have the hotline to The People.

Oh, and religious radio. Not hymns. Despite being of the atheist persuasion, I love me some classic hymns. But the revivalist, Colorado Springs based religious stuff? Bastards.

I've only thrown something (empty beer can, both times) at the television. The first was when Jon Callard slotted that last minute penalty; I then dissolved into a flood of tears. And the second when Lee Byrne dived and got Godman off the park. I was incandescent. I like to think any reasonable one eyed maniac fan would have done the same thing.

How did this man EVER get to the stage he's at now.

Steve Jones - unbearably full of himself
Nick Grimshaw - trendier than though
Christian O'Connel - a tit
Richard Bacon - an even bigger tit
Alexander Armstrong when not in comedy - can't take him seriously

The ones which spring uppermost to my mind are all women, which worries me somewhat:

Vanessa Feltz (full of herself)
Janet Street Porter (full of herself)
Kate Humble (oh, you get the picture).

Mind you, Peter Mandelson is a good shout too.

It's not so much their (lack of) personal qualities, it's the depressing frequency with which they appear unbidden onto my TV.

the 'Whiley' word?

John Simpson

Cowell

Morgan

Kyle

Bacon

Who was that tit on mid-morning Radio 6?

Kelvin MacKenzie

... being interviewed - never says anything negative about anyone involved with football, and manages to get "exceptional" into every sentence. He truly is an exceptional cunt.

Back in the day an appearance by Thatcher on TV actually resulted in a broken set.

It was only a black & white portable. No remote control so when Thatcher came on I decided to change channel by lobbing a handy shoe at the off button.
It did work and the TV went off, but so did the button itself.

These days I am more tolerant... at least 50% of the people Sky News have on to review the papers are annoying, but I just laugh at them.

When the Moral Maze comes on Radio 4 i belt across the room and flick the off switch ... she's arrogant and a bully

going against the grain here, but Stephen Fry and his self important pronouncements on just about everything, John Motson and the way Radio 5 indulge him, some little twat called Russell Howard, Ed Balls and Robert Peston.

Better known as the voice of those Go Compare ads; the ones regularly voted most annoying on TV. I have to mute all commercial breaks just in case he re-appears........

not being able to receive broadcast television since they switched analogue off.

On radio, on the other hand:
The "Today" programme should be cut by at least half.
Any visual sport on the radio should be scrapped, especially if it's on Radio 4 LW (I thought this was why they invented Radio 5 Live.)
Most local radio is crass in the extreme.
Having to hear Fearne Cotton on Radio 1 when I'm at work makes me want to run amok with a sockful of wet sand.
Radio 2 isn't worth the money spent on it.
The supposedly funny continuity announcers on Radio 4 Extra make me laugh less than the doctor did who recently put me through my cancer biopsy. (This is true.)
There's a twat who presents science programmes on Radio 4 in a breathless, constantly surprised style which does neither him nor the subject any credit. I'd rather they didn't make the programmes if they're going to patronise the listener.
"Clare In The Community" - a sitcom where more work went into coming up with the title than has gone into any of the scripts. Now in its 96th series.
Jo Caulfield. Why?
Likewise the two goons who co-present Dave Gorman's Absolute Radio show, presumably put there to make Dave appear witty and intelligent.
You know that "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" should be put out of its misery when you hear routines on it you first heard in 1984, and they weren't new then.

Otherwise good.

Smug fat bell-end.

Brian Sewell - posh, poncey knob
Russell Howard - his own biggest fan - knob
Neil Warnock - chip on his shoulder the size of Algeria ........and the shape of a knob
Jim White (Sky Sports News)-will insist on making the most insignificant, dull thing sound like The Second Coming. You read an autocue for a living you stupid Scottish knob
Shahid Afridi-cheating, conniving weasal. And all your mates. Seam raising, ball tampering knob
James Blunt-KNOB!!!!

Because I am half way through the audio book.

Try it.

It could be the second edition of his book!

Here goes...
Richard Bacon. Self regarding twat and not a patch on Mayo.
Ed Balls.Smug grinning oaf who only looks good next to..
Gideon "George" Osborne.Do people still stick his head down the toilet like they did at school? Does he fag for Cameron?
Andy Parsons. Only has that one way of delivering a line which makes all his gags sound as poor as each other. Oh wait a minute...
There are probably others but that'll do for now.

Phil Jupitus (of course)
Russell Brand
Terry Wogan
Simon Cowell (too obvious)
Alex Ferguson
Christiano Ronaldo
Justin Bieber
Philip Schofield

Enough to be going on with

Dwain Chambers-you cheated. Don't fool yourself into thinking 'the country's'behind you.' We're not. You're a drug-taking knob
Tracey Emin-every month is Movember. Artist? Go stand in front of a Caravaggio-unmade bedknob
Idiot sportsmen (step forward Ashton)-you screwed up the World Cup, came home in shame yet you continue to hawk your book round town, all the while defending your team mates drunken actions. Shut up,apologise, take your medicine. Swallow dive knob

It would just make me cross. But Gaunt is top of the list. Or bottom. Whichever underlines how fundamentally loathsome he is. He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

Alan Green. He has moved beyond parody. A vile, self-aggrandising twat.

Jeremy Vine. Lowest common-denominator radio at its lowest and most common.

Zoe Ball. Dear Johnny Ball: How can it be that you are so clever whilst your daughter is so thick?

Richard Bacon. His taking the bullet for the jazz-talc misdemeanours of one of the people listed above resulted, apparently, in the rest of his BBC career being rubber-stamped. He's a halfwit.

I don't watch much telly so there's not so many people for me to get annoyed about.

Oh. Yes.

John Culshaw. The man of a million voices. All of which sound like John Culshaw doing a funny voice and nothing like anyone you would ever recognise.

His nauseating whine and his shamelessly piss-poor insensitive handling of the 2004 tsunami (apparently buying shirts in the post Christmas sales is more fun) resulted in my complaining to the 5Live Controller. Despite not even using a green font in the email, I still didn't get a reply so assumed that there goes another member of the BBC hierarchy the wretched individual must have some hold over.

The words "and now Richard Bacon" are usually met with the resolute click of the OFF button.

And yet Starkey survives?!

I like him myself, but I thought he had a bum rap around here...

... I can recommend the "Richard Keys and Andy Gray Show" on talkSHITE. The sad thing is there's no acting involved. I challenge anyone to listen longer than 10 minutes without either smashing their radio or calling the police.

Surprised to see so little reference to David Cameron. Watching his entrance to the Mansion House in his Lord Snooty garb the other evening made my fingers twitch brickwards. Maybe it's his PR smoothness that makes him imprevious to this kind of thing.
On the other hand - Vanessa Feltz and Jeremy Vine - yes, yes, yes!

(in no particular order)

Beth Ditto
Russell Brand
Ed Balls
Jedward
Harriet Harman
Alan Carr
Ed Miliband
Janet Street-Porter
Vanessa Feltz
Piers Morgan
any journalistic Murdoch
Timmy Mallett
Christopher Biggins
Simon Cowell
Any judge on Strictly Come Dancing
Johnny Rotten
the opera singer on "Go Compare"
Silvio Berlusconi
Steve Coogan
Ricky Gervais
Nicolas Sarkozy

'Now, Thought for the Day, with Anne Atkins'.

Sue Perkins (she's everywhere at the moment, and bloody useless on everything)
Eamonn Holmes (how has this talent-vacuum managed to carve out a 25 year career?)
Ed Balls (partially due to him reminding me of a local loonie)
Dotun Adebayo (overnight Radio 5 Live host - hopeless)
John Bishop (do I need a reason?)
Jon Culshaw (he popped up on The Sky At Night last week, adding nothing)

After his recent comments on racism in football, Sepp Blatter has got to go on my list.

Claudia Winkleman - must run in the family
Vernon Kaye - he is positively Wotsit

Having just read this I was reminded that Michael O'Leary should be on the list.

I don't have a problem with Ryanair, and living just a few miles from Stansted I use them often, but what an insufferable arse the boss is.

Sure it's a tough gig following Mayo, but please someone tell me how after all these years of being god-awful in everything he's done he is still in broadcasting?

I have no problem with ye olde drugs thing - "Media Celeb does coke shock" - it's the pure shiteness.