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Boring Album Titles
Posted by Richard Lowe on 16 July 2009 - 9:51am.
The new Teenage Fanclub album is to be called “Shadows”.
I’m looking forward to it because I love TFC. I don’t suppose it’ll be much different to their last few albums, which is fine by me. More of the same - bring it on.
But my god that’s a dull title isn’t it. The old pulse is refusing to race; the imagination is not running riot.
What are the most boring album titles in rock?
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Metallica´s Reload
Maybe due to the fact that I know what the album sounded like.
Chicago...
...must have the most boring set of album titles ever.
Beat me to it
by a couple of hours.
I wonder, did they ever have band conferences to disuss the album name?
How tough was the decision to switch from Roman to Arabic numerals?
Album
by PIL
Also titled 'Cassette' and 'Compact Disc' as appropriate
IIRC there was a promotional
IIRC there was a promotional mug in the same design called 'Mug'
Peter Gabriel
Who calls their first 4 albums nothing, except their own name?
David Bowie - Low
Who else calls an album by some other person's name and then spells it wrong?
Nick Lowe did
Bowi EP. The sleeve also parodies Bowie's "Heroes" sleeve. Very funny.
I set 'em up...
Low/Bowi
Graham Parker similarly responded to Fleetwood Mac's Rumours by calling the next album by GP & The Rumour...Max
One of the many reasons to love Nick Lowe
Imagine, if you will...
at Charisma Records when Gabriel delivers his fourth album in 1982:
Charisma Records Execs (for it is they) : So Peter, what's the new album called?
Peter Gabriel (for it is also he): Peter Gabriel
CRE: Oh.
PG: Is there a problem?
CRE: Well, after the first three we thought you might have gone for something different. Something a bit more, you know, 'exciting'.
PG: Why?
CRE: Well, it does cause problems for people going to buy the records doesn't it?
PG: In what way?
CRE: Well, which one would they like? It's a bit of a problem to say whether you want the mentaller trapped in parked car, scratchy mentaller, or too many drugs melty face mentaller. None of them exactly trip off the tongue do they? Anyway, what's the new cover art like?
PG: [shows new cover]
CRE: [a collective sigh] Oh, joy. A squishy blue alien head. How the hell is someone going to ask for this one without looking like they've been taking WAAAY too many drugs or needs to be on strong medication?
PG: [shrugs] Well, you know, that's not really my problem, lads. Isn't that what you're taking your cut for? Still, I'll have a think for next time and see if I can come up with something a bit more 'dynamic'. See you in four years!
His intention
I recall Gabriel stating around the time of the first, or possibly the second, that his intention was to be like a magazine with the same title but a different cover each time. I was disappointed that he didn't carry on and started naming them.
Pressure from the US record company
as I understand it.
"Pete, the US record company have been nagging us for a name..."
"So?"
"Now, for a follow-up to So, they´re nagging us again."
"Us?"
There's a slew of untitled albums
which, I suppose, fall outside of this thread as they don't have any title - interesting, boring, or otherwise
This is one of my favourite topics
There is nothing more boring than imagination-free album titles supplemented by dull, very-literal artwork - the worst ones I can think of immediately are:
This Way Up - Chris De Burgh
There's Chris. Oh and there he is again upside down. Right.
Laughter and Tears - Neil Sadaka
Nine photos of Neil in a neat square. First one (top left), he's having the time of his life! As we move across, he pulls himself together and then from the central square onwards he starts to get all sad on us. By the last square, he's crying like a baby.
Chris De Burgh
is just very, very bad, isn't he?
Neil Sedaka
how very Brady Bunch.
Still, not quite as cheesy and unctious as his latest round of publicity shills for UK gigs.
Yes, he wrote some fantastic songs, but sweet Jesus, he was the living embodiment of the word oleaginous.
REM
atrocious for album names, witness:
Murmur
Eponymous
Green
Around The Sun
Reveal
Accelerate
Monster
Up
it's hardly the complexities of Thee Silver Mt Zion, is it?
"This Is Our Punk-Rock, Thee Rusted Satellites Gather + Sing", etc.
What IS all this 'Thee' stuff that's around at the moment
Why don't they just use 'You' instead?
full name
to be correct:
Thee Silver Mt Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band With Choir
post rock bands, eh?
Yebbut, why 'thee' when they really mean 'the'??
because Pitchfork like that kind of thing
.
Yebbut (again), there's loads of 'em
Thee Headcoats
Thee Hypnotics
Thee Mighty Ceasars
Thee Cybermen
etc etc
I just don't get *why* (confused)
Blur
By Blur. Has a blurry picture on the cover.
I tend to avoid eponymous albums by established bands, as they generally indicate a desperate re-invention, jumping the shark, running out of ideas...
You mean like
The Beatles by The Beatles?
well...
I'm in a minority, I know, but I am not very keen on that album despite being a fan of the Hey Jude hitmakers! I think it does have the air of "err, what are we going to do now?" about it. Just not one of my personal faves.
So that's another one in the corner
with Archie then ...
no idea what you mean, sorry...
Hopefully I'm not on the naughty step.
I'm not saying the White Album is bad, because it clearly isn't. I just don't particularly like it. Never have.
Blur is definitely..
..one of the dullest names a band or an album ever had. They should have stuck with Seymour.
#s
I dislike albums named after numbers.
Ten
13
...er
...that's it
not forgetting
9 and O by Damien Rice
5:55 by Charlotte Gainsbourg
29 by Ryan Adams
2001 by Dr Dre
18 by Moby
1977 by Ash
154 by Wire
1 by The Beatles
28 by Aoki Takamasa & Tujiko Noriko
Not to mention...
II and III by Zeppelin
4 by Foreigner
Anyone got a 5?
No but I have got
2112 by Rush.
Clapton's 461 Ocean Boulevard should get an Honourable Mention.
13
Blur again!
Definitely Maybe....
...is a rubbish title and the typeface is horrible.
John Martyn
And - not his greatest title, in more ways than one.
'With the Beatles' fairly unexciting. Ditto Madonna's 'Music'.
'More Specials' non-descript and somewhat misleading title.
Who cares really - interesting titles no guarantee of quality content - see Incredible String Band, Tyrannosaurus Rex and Limp Bizkit.
Mr Pedantic writes
The title of the John Martyn album is quite clearly and. (lower case with a full stop).
But otherwise I have no argument with you.
As for long title and no interest - there's that Fiona Apple album I'm not going to bother typing out.
interesting titles no guarantee of quality content
Of course you’re absolutely right Occam but still there‘s a difference between hearing that the as-yet-unheard TFC album is called “Shadows” and reading, in 1965, that the as-yet-unheard Rolling Stones single is called “Have You Seen Your Mother Baby Standing In The Shadows”. One of those titles is intriguing, exciting and something you just can’t wait to hear. One isn’t.
I agree Richard
And if I'm honest, I've always been fascinated to hear what 'My People Were Fair and Wore Flowers in Their Hair...' and 'The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter' sounded like. Unfortunately Spotify helped me break the spell on the latter last week. Yikes!
How difficult must it have been in the 60s to not want to hear titles like 'We're Only in it for the Money' or 'Their Satanic Majesties Request'? I love the Fannies (well, Grand Prix, Howdy and Songs from Northern Britain' anyway) but 'Shadows' doesn't have me reaching for either the 'purchase' or 'wish list' buttons. Had they come out with something bold and overt, along the lines of 'Hairway to Steven', 'Evening out with your Girlfriend' or 'Sheik Yerbouti' I might be more inclined to risk adding to my Fannies collection.
dull
Eponymous titles are a bit dull, I always think. A friend of mine used to think that the B-52s album 'B-52s' was called 'High Fidelity' because that's all it said on the cover except for, well, B-52s. How we laughed. (To be fair, we were all quite young.)