As his chiropractor would say...

Bloody Vertebrae

and is unlikely to be riding any wild horses for the foreseeable future. He should cheer up and stop acting like it's the end of the world.

Still, as the old trooper once said, 'Charles Manson stole this song from the Beatles. We're stealing it (ooh my aching) back!'

... Feel Numb?

Because he stood to close to The Edge?

I Will Fall Over...

I'm in a place called Lumbago

Stuck In A Position He Can't Get Out Of ?

... he was reported to be moving in mysterious ways. Running to stand still, by all accounts

with some help

Discotheque.

Sorry...

Bono has reportedly undergone emergency spinal tap surgery.

still haven't found what they're looking for

"Bono's hurt his back. I guess it's from carrying the whole of the world's problems on it."

"Ah, poor bloke."

That's all.

(I've enjoyed the gags, though.)

Solo becomes duet. Karma lurks...
(Sorry, but I like the guy. However, I'm not being pious; Ronan Keating's problems have cheered me up no end this week.)