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Bob Dylan to release Christmas Album

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According to The Guardian.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/aug/07/bob-dylan-christmas-album

So what does The Massive think?

What should be on it?

Can anyone conceive what Dylan singing 'O Little Town Of Bethlehem' will actually sound like?

A world waits, with bated breath. Possibly.

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Jesus

Wept

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Pat Carty | 7 August 2009 - 11:59am

Oy vey!

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Molesworth | 7 August 2009 - 12:04pm

Oh

Mercy!

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Black Type | 7 August 2009 - 12:14pm

:-(

.

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Steven C | 7 August 2009 - 12:06pm

Flabbergasted

This has freaked me out. It could be utter genius or genuinely disturbing. I'm off to lie down for a while.

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RobertC | 7 August 2009 - 12:07pm

Joy To The World?

The prospect of a Dylan Christmas album? Get your ass (and ox) outta here!

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Baskerville Old Face | 7 August 2009 - 12:10pm

dylan xmas songs

Maybe he's reissuing some old hits with slightly different, more Xmas-like, time signatures, bells and choirs etc where the lyrics could, at a stretch, have some have some relevance to the birth of Christ: e.g "The Times they are a Changin".

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rocker43 | 7 August 2009 - 12:22pm

It's A Byre's Market!

Wondering what the tracklist might look like....

God Rest Ye Bobby Zimmerman?

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Baskerville Old Face | 7 August 2009 - 12:32pm

Is it April 1st?

No, I've just checked... it isn't. I think it will be a triumph.

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Patrick Crowther | 7 August 2009 - 12:37pm

And it will..

be an exclusive pre-release to Spotify!

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humphreym | 7 August 2009 - 12:37pm

Track listing

Decoration Row
Snowin' in the Wind (A Hard Snow's a-gonna fall, etc, etc)
Sledging My Time
I Dreamed I Saw St Nicholas
Positively 34th Street
Nazareth Skyline Rag
Can You Please Crawl Out Your Chimney?
Honey just allow me one more chocolate...
(Ok, I give up.)

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Nick White | 7 August 2009 - 12:39pm
Lucas Hare | 7 August 2009 - 12:43pm

Ah! Oh well.

All possible puns for every possible theme must be on the internet somewhere. Bloody Uncut.

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Nick White | 7 August 2009 - 12:47pm

Bloody Uncut indeed

Now, back to intelligent life on Planet Rock.

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Lucas Hare | 7 August 2009 - 12:50pm

Agreed.

No time for puns and trivia here at The Word!

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Nick White | 7 August 2009 - 1:09pm

'Oh Santa'...

little-known outtake from 'Desire'.

'One More Cup of Eggnog'... a littler-known outtake from 'Desire'.

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Patrick Crowther | 7 August 2009 - 12:54pm

Sad Eyed Lady of the Lapland

Visions of Hosannah

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Sheev | 8 August 2009 - 7:42am

'New Reindeer'...

'Open the Door, Santa'
'I Pity the Poor Reindeer'
'I Dreamed I Saw St Nicholas'

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Patrick Crowther | 8 August 2009 - 8:07am

Must Be Santa...

...is one of the alleged tracks he's already recorded at Jackson Browne's studio in Santa Monica. This should be worth hearing. I was introduced to the song - Brave Combo's version, anyway - by Dylan himself on his radio show a few years back; and the prospect of him with his weathered, breathy voice getting through this is interesting, to say the least:


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Lucas Hare | 7 August 2009 - 12:40pm

Well, I'm not surprised

Saw him a couple of years ago in Brum. He was a proper cheery little elf that night. Telling jokes, reminiscing warmly about Joan Baez, singing tuneful and faithful versions of his classics. He led the crowd in a three part harmony rendition of Silent Night. It was beautiful. Maybe that's what gave him the idea. Afterwards he spent two hours signing autographs & gave all the kids a lolly. Heartwarming.

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Adman | 7 August 2009 - 12:47pm

ohhhhhh li'l

tahhhhhhn. uv Bethleeeeeh'm

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nicktf | 7 August 2009 - 4:36pm

to the tune

of have yourself a merry little christmas. revisited.

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Molesworth | 7 August 2009 - 4:38pm

Deck The Halls With Yowls of Bobby, Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la

He can't sing! He's boring live! He tours once a year! He wears daft hats and has a silly little beard. How can Bob Dylan possibly compete with Santa?

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Baskerville Old Face | 7 August 2009 - 4:48pm

Ahem... clears throat noisily...

Tangled Up in Yule

Early one mornin' the snow was fallin', I was scratchin' my head
Wonderin' if there was a stocking at the foot of my bed.
My folks said their lives together sure were gonna be rough
They never did like Santa's homemade dress
Rudolph's bankbook wasn't big enough.

And I was standin' on the side of the road
Presents stuffed in my shoes
Dreadin' my visit to the East Coast
Lord knows I've paid some dues pleasin' you
Tangled up in Yule.

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Patrick Crowther | 7 August 2009 - 5:22pm

On a similar tip

They're selling tinsel which is hanging
They're taking the ‘Sale’ boards down
The beauty parlor is filled with mothers
The pantomime’s in town
Here comes the office Lothario
He’s looking for romance
One hand touches the sweet young junior
But she’d just rather dance
And the reindeer squad they're restless
They need somewhere to go
As angels and I look out tonight
From Santa’s Big Grotto

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Black Type | 7 August 2009 - 5:31pm

Happy Crimble

As my favourite Dylan albums since the 60's are the two folk albums of the early 1990's I haven't got too much of a problem with him doing an LP of traditional songs.
It can't be as bad as his 1980's stuff.
Macca's best recent album was 'Run Devil Run'; Van's was 'Skiffle Nights'.

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ranger | 7 August 2009 - 5:16pm

Snowbootleg Series, Vol. 1

What Was It You Wanted For Christmas?
You Herald Angel You
Ring Them Christmas Bells
One More Cup Of Egg Nog
Can You Please Crawl Out Your Chimney?
I Dreamed I Saw Saint Nicholas
One Too Many Christmas Mornings
Man In The Long Red And White Coat
Ring Them Christmas Bells
Like A Rolling Snowball
On A Silent Night Like This
Visions Of Sugarplums
Very Cold Irons Bound
If You Ever Go To Nazareth
Obviously 5 Believers In Santa Claus
Handy Candycane
Every Flake Of Snow
When The Silent Night Comes Falling From The Sky
Can't Wait (To Open My Gifts)
Standing In The Doorway Under The Mistletoe
Make You Feel My Glove

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Snowbootleg Ser... | 10 August 2009 - 1:11am
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