I just read this in the Standard: ONE LEGGED BUS DRIVER LOSES OTHER LEG IN CRASH...AS HE WAITS FOR A BUS. Got me thinking, what bitterly ironic headlines concerned with music can you think of?

DAVID HEPWORTH STRUCK DUMB WHEN ROCK MUSIC DICTIONARY FALLS ON HEAD
sorry David

SPORTY SPICE LAME AFTER 100 METRE RUN AND HAS RUNS AFTER GLASGOW CURRY

Yeah OK they're shite but I bet you lot can come up with some belters