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Big vocalists should be barred from singing the 'delicate' songs discuss
By which I mean singers who rather than keeping a single note are more greedy and grab every one in the musical cash register.
It was a thought that struck me in the office while Mariah Carey was destroying Without you on the radio. Okay they have vocal tricks which the masses think is good singing, but that only works on the power ballad.
When it comes down the more delicate songs their sledgehammer approach to singing has the trick of crushing the song to pieces. The masses like it, in a way similar to watching car crashes, it's exciting and memorable but for all the wrong reasons. Take the recent example on X factor, the whole overblown production, the gospel kicking in and reducing the meaning of the song in an instant. It was John Cale that got the true beauty of the song right taking Cohen's original, downsizing it and providing the template for the cover versions to come.
The reason the big overblown singers get it so wrong is the emotion needed for these kinds of songs, normally tales of regret, woe but ultimately self retrospection of things gone wrong. Sadly their vocal talents can't handle the concept of introversion and get it so badly wrong and makes the original fans wince or get really mad and start facebook groups!
See the problem with those covers is you only remember them when you hear on the radio and go really mad for 5 minutes then forget them again. I'm trying to remember others of this ilk. Any suggestions?
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presumably you mean
'get it wrong' artistically rather than commercially? If so - as usual - I offer up 'I Will Always Love You' - lovely little sweet song of regret by Dolly P, skull shattering show of vocal gymnastics by Whitney H.
Yeap that's one of the
Yeap that's one of the classic examples. Lots of ooohhh's and woooaaahhs in a song that didn't ask for them!
Another great review line comes to mind
(my second of the day - must develop my own material!)
I think it was in Select magazine, where they said that Miss H made the title of that song sound like a threat, rather than a promise. Scary stuff indeed.
This song was almost an epiphany for me, actually, in that it made me realise what it was that I hated about this sort of music - they just don't mean it!
a great example of
one of "those" singers being given a good dressing down was the documentary, named I think, "In My Life" a film made to accompany George Martin's Cd of the same name where Celine "big gob" Dionne is giving "Here There and Everywhere"a good walloping in her usual heavy-booted, shit kicking, screaming over the top subtle stylee.
Ever the gentleman polite old George gently suggests in a way only George can, that she tones it down a tad and actually listen to the melody and try SINGING it and following the melody instead of obliterating it!!
Priceless!!
Divas=shit singing
Goodnight
Yeah, sadly not on you tube
Yeah, sadly not on you tube to glance at, though if someone could find it much appreciated!
i'd pay good money
to see the footage of that...as the man below me says, if anybody could find it out there, be a dear and post it up!
Emmylou's definitive version:
http://www.ijigg.com/songs/V2C7BCG0P0
Too many notes
That "why sing-one-when-ten-will-fit" (after a fashion) style cocks many a good song up. And quite a lot of bad ones too. Thank God Carey and her ilk are fading off the scene a bit.
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