Entertainment For Lively Minds
Beyonce
Posted by theweemo on 1 August 2011 - 6:29pm.
What's it called?:
4
What It Sounds Like:
When Beyonce isn’t firing out epic war chants for the jilted female masses (which she truly isn’t here)who knows? 'Countdown' is the sole‘get your mazzy on and let’s bust some nuts’ clarion-call with it's quirky dancehall-meets-parade ground blare and that stacatto delivery from ‘B:the Destiny’s Child Years'.But otherwise it's a tribute record to late 80’s soul and R&B...and some...other things. Perhaps 'undefinable' is the unavoidable result of delivering a 70-odd track Beyonce brain-dump for a 12-track album;catchy enough but nothing really ka-boomy. The Beyonce Effect and the album’s production undoubtably transform that which, under the fake-lashed eye of anyone else would be backdrop to a Top Gun musical montage ('I Miss You') or a song seemingly built around an HBO Hospital drama piano hook (Best Thing I Never Had)but '4' is still an album of all the bits of the other Beyonce albums that weren't the famous songs.
What Does It All "Mean"?:
If it isn't a hen-do banger, Beyonce's solo stuff isn't bad...just musically unfileable.Wait,I lie,‘1+1' is horrible. The only math at work here is 'Makin’ sweet love'+ Houston-esque cheddar + cliche avalanche = ballad wetter than the Atlantic.
Goes well with...:
and this is the point – I have absolutely no idea. Listening to '4' is like having an itch so far inside your ear it’s in your throat and you can’t quite reach it from either orifice.
Might Suit People Who Like...:
Beyonce. Who will buy this regardless and keep her up the low oxygen concentration end of the Forbes' Gazillionaire Table.









