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being stuck with a famous name
Posted by Hoops McCann on 24 February 2010 - 9:35am.
Not so much having one but how people react to it.
Had two workmates Gary Coupar and John Wain who shared an office.
Their waking hours were an endless litany of "HowdyPards" and being subjected to imaginary six-guns drawn from holsters.
As for one Ian Fleming the Bond theme was a constant "Dum diddle ee dum dum" in his day to day existence.
Don't get me started on Tony Blackburn.....
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Bradley Walsh
I used to work with a chap called Bradley Walsh during his namesake's stint on Wheel of Fortune. He was subject to regular cries of 'Spin that wheel!'
Interestingly, there was also a lad in our office called Chris Evans and another called Neil Warnock (who was the elder brother of Villa full-back Stephen Warnock).
Went to school with
a Steve Wright, who constantly had 'In The Afternoon' added to his name. Oh how he (failed to) laugh...
A Candyman staple
was 'names that are nearly the same as famous names'. There were some Beauts
Brian Maiden (Who my sister actually met and phoned me from the middle of a conference to tell me )
Christopher Moss (a Priest) aka Father Chris Moss
Tom Henman
Mary Lynn Monroe
Robert Bedford
Tim Cruise
I worked with Paul Newman and maybe the same Steve Wright as adman
Didn't one of those
Feature a Scottish bloke called Yehudi McEwan?
Steve Wright...
I think we'd better not dig too deep.
For legal reasons. :-)
(I think the real SW owns the copyright...)
Due to a possible oversight
on their parts in terms of their knowledge of Television, music and film, I never got much mileage out of Peter Green, John Mills or Kevin Smith, however I always enjoyed my phone calls with Paul Bridge in the master library, which always began "Hello, Kirk to Bridge..."
Famous Rock Star
I share a surname with a particularly famous rock star (clue: his band are a favourite of quite a lot of people on this blog, and originated in the North Of England).
I never tire of people asking if I'm any relation, and my secondary school days started around the time he died unfortunately, which raised his profile amongst my schoolmates to the point that I was addressed by people singing his songs rather than by name....
Sarcasm
I do obviously tire of being asked if I'm any relation. It still happens. Thankfully a distant relation of mine is now a footballer, so I can say "No, but.."
Guess:
The surname is Lennon, the rock star is John and the footballer is Aaron.
I know a John Lennon
and there's absolutely nothing you can say about it that he hasn't heard before.
Wrong footballer
Coach if I'm being precise.
Having the name John would have been pretty bad, and I can imagine (ouch) what he's gone through.
I thought you had the most famous name round these parts
Captain.
I saw a Mick Jagger
in a list of contacts the other day who must have tedious time of it. Also I have friend called Howard Jones who for a while worked with someone called Adamski.
Lastly years ago we had to work with a local councilor and if he was being hard work it cheered us up that he was called Terry Scott!
Still hard at it Terry?
Ooooh June!!
Danny Wilde
I'm called Tony Curtis (although my mother visibly flinches at the word 'Tony' - it's always 'Anthony' to her) and am always getting smirks from people. I wouldn't mind but it's not even his real name - I think that's Bernie Schwartz. Now that's a name!
Patient Confidentiality prevents me from disclosing identities,
however it always brightens my day when I look down the Linac treatment list and see the names of famous pop-stars and actors, many of whom died years ago if conventional media sources are to be believed.
We also occasionally provide Radiotherapy treatment to characters from works of fiction.
My surname
is the same as that of a shrieking, surgery-obsessed, American comedienne who, thankfully, isn't hugely famous these days.
That isn't a problem in itself, until you see my Christian name... which is also very similar to hers.
Cheers, Mum. Cheers, Dad.
I don't care about that
but are you related to Billy Two?
And you've proably heard that one many times as well, but it's nearly lunchtime and I couldn't resist.
Er... no
Never heard of him! Though some Wiki research suggests he was famous a bit before my time.
I do get several jokes on the theme "Hey Joe" though. My favourite was a colleague of mine who, whenever I went to make a cup of tea, would remark, "Hey Joe, where you goin' with that mug in your hand?"
Pity you're not a zoologist
"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gnu in your hand?"
That made me laugh
Very droll.
Apropos of nothing, my 8 year old nephew is called Joe. Recently, whenever we turn up to see him and his Mum and Dad, I invariably trot out 'Hey Joe! Where you going with that gun in your hand?'
Which is pointless. None of them, especially Joe, have any inkling of Hendrix. My wife has to explain to them that Uncle Andy is being witty.
Anyway, one day he'll be into music and I'll make sure he listens to Hendrix. Then he'll realise his uncle is a bit of a knob.
In fairness, not many people make the joke
and no-one under the age of 30 has ever mentioned it to me. It's not exactly Voodoo Chile and also, it was recorded many years before I was born.
Mainly though, whenever it does happen, rather than get annoyed, I just think how much worse it must be for Jude Rogers.
Or a proctologist
"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that bum in your hand?"
At school
I was very good friends with both Patrick Moore and David Niven.
David Essex
A neighbour of mine is called David Essex. He's a retired accountant in his mid-60s and I must say I admire the way he still manages to force a weak smile when people ask him when he's going to make them a star. The thing is though he was in his 20s before his namesake became famous and, not being much of a rock'n'roll type, it took him a while to notice people making odd remarks when he said his name. It had to be pointed out to him that he shared a name with a famous pop star. It's still a bit of a bind for him because David Essex is one of those people who, even though he hasn't really been prominent for many years, everyone seems to have heard of him and everyone "my" David Essex meets makes some reference to his name. It's a tedious ritual he has to go through in any situation where he has to say his name and, of course, everyone thinks they're the first person to make the jokes.
Lucky escape
If I'd been a girl, my parents were going to call me Alice...
I like Will Smith's gag (the white, english, toff comic)
'People ask me, why dont I change my name?
I did - my real name is Wesley Snipes.'
My brother used to go out with a Teena Turner
And I know a Pamela Anderson who works at the BBC.
My wife has a work friend called John Peel. Surely the best shared name in the world.
I used to work with Lou Macari
Who spent a lot of his time saying "No, not that Lou Macari. I'm his cousin". He had a broad Glaswegian accent so people always laughed and enjoyed the joke. Except he was the ex Man U star's cousin.
While I don't have a famous namesake
I do have a name that from time to time gets obvious jokes made about it.
What is irritating is not that people make the jokes, but that they think I have somehow gone through life up until that point and never heard it, and perhaps I should be amused by their sparkling originality.
A friend of mine named Finlay agrees wholeheartedly with me.
Ha ha ha, you are the lead singer of Smokie, jah ?
I have only ever had my name commented on by a German. Smokie being "big" amongst our German friends.
At work though, we have a Phillip Collins. So potentially a supergroup, of sorts, in the making......
Not mine but...
.. I did go to school with both a Robert Plant and James Page - Jones had presumably passed into the local conservatory and no doubt young Master Bonham had been expelled for one too many raids on the tuckshop.
My old drinking buddies.
Tony Adams, Mark Hughes and Steve Richardson. (Steve Richardson, for those who don't remember, is the name of a top golfer in the very early 1990's, from Lee-On-Solent, just over the way from Portsmouth)
I share the same name as the lead singer of Botany 5
Does that count?
Mind you went to school with Steve Miller, two brothers, David and Tom Jones.
University with Arthur Brown, no he wasn't crazy!
Mr. President?
I went to school with a kid who must have had sadists for parents because they named him Richard Nixon. He got into trouble pretty much every time some some adult asked him his name, and accused him of being a smartass when he answered.
A spot of bother.
Two of my muckers one named Glenn Miller the other called Tom Jones were on their way homeward after a night carousing indulging in a little sing-song.The local Plod came along,stopped them and inquired after their names.The result,a night in the cells for taking the urine.I also once knew a gent by the name of Robin Hood,and yes he was a bit of an outlaw.
Practically the same story
I have a close friend with the surname McCartney. His elder brother Paul is now married to his childhood sweetheart Linda. Imagine the hilarity when the two of them were apprehended for smoking a jazz cigarette in a local park and asked to give their names and addresses.
on the Olympics the other night
the Canada V US men's icehockey was enlived by the crazy cannucks having 2 players called Crosby & Nash, Sadly none of shakies family play for his national side or indeed Mr Stills for the the Yanks.
Arsenal's new Ashley Cole is...
...Tom Cruise.
Our future left back.
he can be my wingman
any day...
I worked with a...
Michael Jackson. There's only so many times a poorly performed moonwalk can raise a smile. People would walk past him in the warehouse and simply cry, "Ooooww!"
I'm related to a George Harrison, although I don't think his guitar has ever wept.
Guy came into my shop...
... to join the Video Club. When he filled in the form, I noticed his name was David Brent.I looked up, began to offer some stupid comment. He looked, pleadingly. "Don't. Please. Just don't". So I didn't.
I shared a house in Tooting
with a lovely feller and a good friend. James Mason.
Not that one, obviously. In a bizarre twist of fate my James Mason went to school with a very famous actor, one Ewan McGregor. Morrisons Academy, I believe. They were in the same teenage band for a short while.
Equally bizarrely James and I know another lovely man. John Craven.
Not that one, obviously.
An ex-colleague would answer the phone
"...it's Robin..."
To which the only possible reply was
"Can I speak to Batman, please"
...worked every time.