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Behind The Cushion: Your childhood scares?

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David talking about Jaws in the podcast reminded me of when I saw the movie in the cinema on it's release. There was an underwater scene where a head suddenly appears in a hole in the hull of a sunken boat - I can still remember to this day the way I jumped out of my skin!
I don't quite remember, however, the girly shriek that my Dad still claims to this day I emitted though...

The movie did have a serious effect on the enjoyment of my paddling on Clacton-On-Sea beach for a good few years after.

I can also remember being scared witless by an early Sean Connery movie called Darby O'Gill and the Little People, it featured some kind of screaming banshees and the feeling of unease watching the film has stayed with me for over 40 years.

So, what were your scariest moments in popular culture when you were young and any that still haunt you today?

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The film "She"...

... does anyone remember it? Bernard Cribbins was in it. The scary bit, for my younger sister and myself, was at the end when Ursula Andress walked into a blue flame and turned from a beautiful woman into a wrinkly old hag - terrifying.

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Formbyman | 8 February 2010 - 1:12pm

Good call

Yes, I remember that too, Hammer Horror with the greats Lee, Cushing...and errr...Cribbins!

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Retro Man | 8 February 2010 - 1:26pm

Yep.

Mark me up for a behind the sofa moment as well.

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Lenny Law | 8 February 2010 - 11:58pm

Eyes

A Steven Spielberg directed Night Gallery story about a blind millionaire who has an eye transplant that should enable her to see for just a few hours.
I can't remember how old I was when I saw it but it gave me a fear of going blind that stayed with me for years.

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moleye151 | 8 February 2010 - 1:17pm

The children's television seris 'The Changes' made in 1975...

was bloody terrifying. The basis of the programme was the following: a bizarre noise starts to be heard by the inhabitants of a small town and results in them smashing up all kinds of machinery. That is the beginning of the changes...

That noise really did freak the 6 year old me out in a major way. 'The Changes' was repeated once on UK Gold in the mid-1990s and when I heard that sound again I got goosebumps. It was fabulous, but sadly the BBC say they have no plans to release it on DVD, despite it having quite a cult status.

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Patrick Crowther | 8 February 2010 - 1:30pm

Have 'The Changes'

on a hooky DVD if you want a copy. For free naturally Mr FACT

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DogFacedBoy | 8 February 2010 - 4:17pm

You reminded me of both Peter Dickinson

and John "Tripods" Christopher. Nice also to be reminded of a few Puffins e.g. Dickinson's Emma Tupper's Diary and Christopher's The Lotus Caves, the names of which had completely gone.

Some pages here and here on both gents (Christopher was a pen name):

http://www.peterdickinson.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Youd

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SpaceBoy | 12 February 2010 - 8:30am

Witchypoo

H R Puffenstuff, scary!

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Dave Amitri | 8 February 2010 - 1:35pm

Asylum

One of those horror anthologies. Robert Powell has to find out which patient at a lunatic asylum was the former doctor so he can get his job.

There's a chopped body that comes back to life, a sinister suit in a creepy tailor's and a woman with a dodgy imaginary friend.

But the story that spooked me was the one with Herbert Lom and his little mechanical friends who unexpectedly started moving. Jesus and Mary Chain, that was scary!

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Olthwaite | 8 February 2010 - 1:38pm

Home to one of the most unhinged cackles in a horror..

...that you're ever likely to hear, starts from about 1.15 in


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jimmymack | 8 February 2010 - 3:06pm

Donald Pleasence..

In an Outer Limits episode called 'The Man With The Power' from the early 60's. He only had to think stuff and it happened - all due to exposure to a nuclear explosion earlier in his life. I seem to remember his forehead glowed ominously when 'stuff' was about to happen. I had some difficulty with any of Donald's films for many years thereafter.

In another 60's OL episode, an 'all American' astronaut came back from space in a more 'elephantine' form after exposure to 'space germs' or somesuch . The powers that be kept him locked up but his poor wife eventually got a peek. Horrifying to the young Californian who is convinced that part of it lives on in dreams even these 40-odd years later. Even now.......

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The Californian | 8 February 2010 - 1:53pm
Blue Sky | 9 February 2010 - 12:12am

A tad OT I know but Pleasance is a brilliant

linking presence in Tales that Witness Madness-where he does the dodgy psychiatrist thing he did so well in a John Carpenter film or two iirc. Sadly, the material isn't *quite* as scary now as I would have found it at the time, but Joan Collins is giving her all here

the trouper ...

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SpaceBoy | 9 February 2010 - 8:46am

the spirit of dark and lonely water

Donald Pleasance doing the voice of the eponymous cowelled, faceless monk, hanging around slippery quarries and misty ponds trying to trap the unwary, the show-off, the fool. However, sensible children - he had no power over them, thank goodness. Wouldn't have helped me though... just a glimpse and i'd have had a coronary.

'I'll be back..ack..ack'

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halibut | 9 February 2010 - 6:46pm

Behind the sofa

Jaws
Piranha
The Swarm
The Birds - nightmares galore
Omen - how scary is that music
Various old Dracula movies that were all on TV on a Saturday night

I seem to think I saw all of these around the late 70's / early 80's when I would have been about 10 years old. Stuff that I saw later, like the Exorcist, didn't have the same impact.

Here's a bit of the Omen.....


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latenitetellyvision | 8 February 2010 - 1:58pm

The Singing Ringing Tree

That dwarf scared the crap out of me.

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James EB | 8 February 2010 - 2:06pm

Yes but

that spoiled princess was hot though.

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Lando Cakes | 8 February 2010 - 10:07pm

The witchy laugh at the end

The witchy laugh at the end of the Rentaghost credits-didn't take much to scare me....

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sozzlechops | 8 February 2010 - 2:00pm

As Quiet as a Nun

Armchair Thriller in the late 70s. That bit where the main character goes up into the loft and confronts the nun. Scared the bejesus out of me - and made the hairs on the back of my neck rise up just remembering it.

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Occam | 8 February 2010 - 2:08pm

Nun with no face

Covered similar ground on this post, including clip of the nun!

http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/scary-old-tv

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tim tunes | 8 February 2010 - 4:50pm

This always creeped me out

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pocket.calculator | 8 February 2010 - 2:10pm

Got to me too

I think that it was because it was only ever a fragment of a tune, not a song, and that it used instruments you didn't hear very often?

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Grant | 14 February 2010 - 1:42am

"Satan's Triangle"

During the Chariots Of The Gods and Uri Gellar-flavoured mid-70's, the other "supernatural phenomena" to capture the public imagination was The Bermuda Triangle, and of course there had a to be a crappy exploitation TV-movie about it.

"Satan's Triangle" should be the usual cheap-as-chips, wobbly walls TV fodder... with no budget and a no-name director & writer behind the camera, it stars the wooden-but-reliable man's-man Doug McClure as a coastguard pilot who comes across a becalmed yacht who's only living passenger is played by Kim Novak in her on-the-skids years.

All you really need to know is that somehow all the stars aligned to produce a minimalist horror gem with a final twist and image which scared the 12 year-old Mickey ****less. To my knowledge it's never been shown since or released on VHS/DVD, but my residual fear would probably make me avoid it even 35 years later... anyone else remember it?

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Metal Mickey | 8 February 2010 - 2:16pm

Doug McClure...

Now there was one of the "greats" from the movies of my youth, movies usually involving submarines and dinosaurs and molten lava.
When I say great, I man he was crap but brilliantly so, I think I wanted to be Doug McClure when I was growing up.

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Retro Man | 8 February 2010 - 2:24pm

Trampas

Doug McClure first came to my attention in the western series The Virginian, playing ranch hand Trampas.
We used to wonder why it was called The Virginian as the eponymous Jammes Arness character hardly ever appeared and it always heavily featured stories about McCLure's Trampas.

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Carl Parker | 9 February 2010 - 1:11pm

The bald, green pointy faced alien...

that appeared in the closing credits of the original Star Trek, that used to freak me out.

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Retro Man | 8 February 2010 - 2:26pm

[Brrrr!]

So true - with the stare and the harsh, 'downwards' mouth.

Never forgotten it.

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Specs_Beard | 8 February 2010 - 7:06pm

The thing was

you never knew if it was going to be a "Scary Alien" finish or a "Green Lady" - they were always the last frame, but they alternated at random.

So as the music swelled to a climax my brother and I would put our hands over our eyes, but then of course one of us would have to peek to make sure it wasn't the totally non-threatening and actually quite hot Green Lady, at which point there was a 50/50 chance you'd see the alien dude and could kiss goodbye to any notion of sleep for the next week.

If it was my brother's turn to peek, and it was the alien, he'd tell me it was the lady so I'd look, so he wouldn't have to lie awake and be traumatised on his own.

I'm totally unaffected by this now, except that whenever I hear a high C Natural on a theramin, I wet myself.

My brother's fine and so is his wife, Jade.

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Captain Underpants | 8 February 2010 - 8:54pm

Jason and the Argonauts.

That film really scared the c**p out of me when I was small. I haven't seen it for a while now but I'd like to think it would still have an effect and that the special effects would still seem impressive. Lots of scary bits - the giant guy who cmes out of the sea to hold up the rocks, the harpies, the skeletons. But it was that giant bronze statue that really go me diving for the cushions - Talos, apparently.

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MichaelP | 8 February 2010 - 2:27pm

Harryhausen

I loved the movies with his special effects, I'm sure they will not date half as quickly as some of the recent CGI stuff.

The skeletons rising out of the ground with their shields and swords and the big statue that comes to life, terrifying stuff for a kid!

I remember vividly the Sinbad Eye Of The Tiger film - it sparked off some very strange emotions, on one hand I was being scared shitless by the one-eyed cylops monster but then I discovered the rather more pleasureable sensation of watching Jane Seymour!

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Retro Man | 8 February 2010 - 4:31pm

Talos another

Absolutely. One of my primal memories is being four years old, watching Jason And The Argonauts alone in the living room at my grandparents' house and pissing through my trousers in sheer fear at the moment that Talos clanked into life.

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Nick_Setchfield | 8 February 2010 - 6:56pm

The Cybermen on Dr Who

Couldn't watch it for months after they were on.

And for some reason this really got to me as well. Which is odd because I adored the original (maybe that was why ...)

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fortuneight | 8 February 2010 - 2:34pm

The Clangers

At least, my mum says it scared me when I was very young and why would she lie to me?

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Red Umpire | 8 February 2010 - 3:05pm

The Medusa Touch

..especially when his eyes suddenly re-open again as the activity on the brain scan reaches a peak


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jimmymack | 8 February 2010 - 3:11pm

The Plastic Men...

On Doctor Who. They terrified me. Also that episode of Star Trek in which Kirk etc land on a planet and a bunch of kids start throwing rocks down at them from rooftops. Very disturbing (and 30 years later pretty prescient!). I was extremely young, pre-10, and I think my Mum came into the lounge and saw what I was watching and the very white palour of my face and turned it off straightaway. I've never seen the episode since. I think that the BBC actually banned it. Does anyone out there know what I'm talking about and if this was in fact the case?

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rosherville | 8 February 2010 - 3:13pm

That trek episode

is "Miri" I think from the 1st series. Only watched it on DVD the other week as a mate gave me some Trek for Xmas. Yes, I am a nerd

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miri_(TOS_episode)

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DogFacedBoy | 8 February 2010 - 5:02pm

The Avengers

We've done this before, but this tale deserves re-telling.

Back in Diana Rigg days, if memory serves me right. The opening scenes are indelibly imprinted on my mind...

Picture this.

Opening credits. Fade to...

A public house, in a lonesome, desolate spot. A bearded, Faginesque figure playing bar skittles before leaving, hurriedly.

The night is dark. Our character's route takes him across a churchyard. A graveyard. As he passes through, there is movement at one of the graves - a tomb above the ground. The lid slips to one side and a ghostly apparition appears...

At this point young Paul decides that bedtime is infinitely preferable to his planned late night with the grownups...

40 years later, the memory still haunts me.

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Paul Waring | 8 February 2010 - 3:38pm

Similarly...

I grew up without a television and was probably less well-prepared for the occasional bits of scary TV I saw than my peers, but I remember being terrified by an episode of the Avengers I caught at a friend's house.

All I can recall is some kind of creature climbing the outside of a tall building, with metallic claws striking against the stone, and the sense that something terrible - really terrible - was about to happen.

And I remember urgently suggesting to my mother than I was bored (I didn't want her knowing I was scared, obviously) and that we should go home. Immediately.

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Fraser Lewry | 8 February 2010 - 3:59pm

The Man With X-Ray Eyes

with Ray Milland

I recall I saw this when about 10 or 11 years old and was allowed to stay up late on a school night to watch it.

As far as I can remember the closing shot was of Mr Milland, after having severely over-medicated himself to achieve said effect, silently screaming as his eyes became two sightless black holes.

Freaked the shite right out of my pyjamas - just before I was sent up the wooden hill. What a calm and restful night that was.

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Beezer | 8 February 2010 - 3:37pm

Exactly mine

But I didn't even have the nerve to look up the details of the film to post. As I remember it, he stumbles into a church service at the end of the film where he confesses all. The congregation start chanting 'If thine eye offends thee pluck it out! Pluck it out! Pluck it out!'
He just does that before raising his conterted face, with their black bloody holes, to the camera in close up.
I was 8 or 9 years old at the time and I didn't get a lot of sleep that night, I can tell you.

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Gatz | 8 February 2010 - 3:57pm

Spot on

Yes, it's coming back now. The Church and the sinister chanting.

Oh bugger. I won't settle down for days now.

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Beezer | 8 February 2010 - 4:00pm

Andy

Maybe doing the full ABCDEFGH iPod analysis would help take your mind off it...?

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Red Umpire | 8 February 2010 - 4:16pm

Good call

Although by the time I've finished I'll probably be ripping my own eyes from their sockets screaming 'If I see V-Bloody-2 Schnieder ever again I'll...arrgghhh!'

How serendipitous* that would be.

*I don't really know what I'm on about.

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Beezer | 8 February 2010 - 4:25pm

A story from

'Sapphire and Steel' (no, don't laugh) which featured people getting trapped inside photographs.

One episode ended with a man with a completely blank face holding a photo he'd set fire of a little girl in a building and you could hear her calling for help

Stayed with me for years that un. TV was fucked up back then - even the theme music was frightsome

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DogFacedBoy | 8 February 2010 - 4:18pm

Most of those were pretty creepy...

...The first one with the house full of clocks, and best of all, the Railway station occupied by dead and dying soldiers and submariners.

What was really good was apart from the frankly bizarre voice over on the credits, you were just dropped right into the thick of it and left to work out what the hell was going on.

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nicktf | 8 February 2010 - 8:25pm

Buck Rogers-The Space Vampire

Now about as convincing as Oddbod from Carry on Screaming. But in the 70's a much different story

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Richie B | 8 February 2010 - 4:17pm

Watching Erin Gray as Col. Deering

used to require a cushion for me, but for ahem, quite different reasons

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fortuneight | 8 February 2010 - 4:26pm

Ha ha...

oh yes, that tight white lycra...!

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Retro Man | 8 February 2010 - 4:32pm

She could dazzle you

with lipgloss.

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Richie B | 8 February 2010 - 4:33pm

Exorcist.

Went and saw it in the very early 80's with a double bill followed by Exorcist 2. The film scared the living daylights out me, when it came to the break before Exorcist 2, I was so close to sneaking out and going home, I didn't and of course was so let down by this flacid follow up.

Not being a Dr Who fan, cannot name the aliens, but when I was a nipper, remember being really terrified by the shop dummies that wrists dropped down to reveal lasers. Sea Devils were frightening as well

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Mint | 8 February 2010 - 4:31pm

That would be

the Autons. Delightfully creepy

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DogFacedBoy | 8 February 2010 - 4:51pm

A couple of harem scarems

Children of the Stones scared me half to death: like The Whicker Man for kids


An episode of Star Trek called Charlie X also had me in bits. There's one scene in particular where Charlie stops someone from laughing by removing their face:


Totally freaked me out!

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Ahh_Bisto | 8 February 2010 - 5:01pm

Absolutely!

Children of the Stones was about the creepiest, most disturbing TV programme I can remember from my late pre-teen years. I recall the end with Ian Cuthbertson out among the rocks being particularly chilling. Mind you, I still love Avebury to this day.

However, it was the giant maggots from Dr Who and the Green Death that really scared the pants off me as a kid. Had me checking under my bed for them for months afterwards - convinced they were going to burrow up from under the ground and get me!

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Trevor_Raggatt | 10 February 2010 - 4:32pm

Lost Hearts

An M R James ghost story dating back to 1973 sticks in my mind, particularly a scene involving a boy ghost with long nails playing a hurdy-gurdy. I saw it again a few years ago and it was still scary.


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longtonian | 8 February 2010 - 5:45pm

Slade

No, really. Every time they came on TOTP I literally hid behind the couch. With my fingers in my ears. I think it was a combination of Noddy's dalek-inspired vocals and Dave Whatsisname's fringe.

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Con Coleman | 8 February 2010 - 5:59pm

Be afraid...


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Retro Man | 8 February 2010 - 6:24pm

Scary safety films shown in school...

...scared the cack outta me the most as a bairn. The worst was a 70's public information film called Apaches about a bunch of kids who go to play cowboys and indians on a farm and all die horrible accidents. The film was meant to scare us away from playing on farmyards, which they do by making the kids deaths look as horribly real as possible, giving the film the feel of a snuff movie. I checked the film again on Youtube and it still gave me shivers - the young girl screaming for her mummy as she dies from drinking weed killer is particularly unpleasant.

You'd never get away showing kids something this nasty now, and bloody right too:

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Ricardo | 8 February 2010 - 7:02pm

The Red Room

I remember the BBC doing a short series when I was a kid that was like 'Jackanory', basically - 15 minute episodes with the presenter just telling the tale - but it was on a bit later in the evening and they focused on ghost stories. I'm 99% sure it was called 'Spine Chillers'. I think they read some of the greats, M R James, W W Jacobs.... but the one I've never forgotten is 'The Red Room', which I think was written by H G Wells.

(I don't know if it's a rule that to write a ghost story, you have to be known by your first two initials instead of a forename. Even Saki's real name is always listed as H H Munro. Did P G Wodehouse do one?)

Anyway, this was a 'classic' tale of an over-confident narrator who tries to spend a night in a supposedly haunted room, and fails spectacularly. The quote I remember is the warning an old servant gives him: '"It is your own choosing," said the man with the withered arm.'

[Shiver.]

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Specs_Beard | 8 February 2010 - 7:14pm

I remember Spinechillers...

Kind of a scary Jackanory with one actor talking directly to camera, but without pictures or drawings. I also recall they had 3 or 4 diffrent classical Brit actors narrating the stories, though the only one I can remember and name right now is Freddie Jones .

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Ricardo | 8 February 2010 - 9:42pm

Doctor Who - The Talons of Weng Chiang

Specifically Mr Sin, the Peking Homunculus. Scared me rigid at the time.


Still gives me the willies, frankly.

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Pilleus Jr | 8 February 2010 - 7:30pm

Not the theme tune, but the PBS ident at the end..

Those early synths really worked..it just sounded weird and wrong to me.

and then there's this, I know it's only recently been declassified, but we all remember "Threads" don't we?

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Grant | 8 February 2010 - 7:43pm

To hear that warning

in that voice, is truly scary.

I think the reason I listen to radio 3 is that I feel they would let whatever they were playing conclude (plus a radio 3 silence) before broadcasting that ;-)

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SpaceBoy | 12 February 2010 - 9:25am

As a boy....

cinema's used to show trailers for X films before children's films.
The trailer for Twice Told Tales starring Vincent Price scared the bejasus out of me. Ceiling of creepy room splits open, blood pours out. Aaaaaaargh!

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Dr.Pill | 8 February 2010 - 7:46pm

Anybody remember the Omega Factor?

There were glowing red eyes and a poltergeist let loose in a school gymnasium which put the wind up me, at least as an eight year old.

Then a show called the Nightmare man - one scene in which a camera and tape recorder improbably captured someone's demise at the hands of the mutant spaceman (or whatever it was), very effectively shown as a series of stills with agonised voiceover

A Hammer horror TV show called "Charlie Boy" (I think) about a posessed Doll which offed each new owner - I remember someone being gorily propelled through a windscreen

Scariest Dr Who would be the autonomous hand that scuttled around...though Evil Dead II took the sting out of that one a bit.

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nicktf | 8 February 2010 - 8:31pm

Threads!

Blimey, it all comes flooding back. 1983, living in Hannover, 50 miles from the Inner German Border, the Soviet 12th Shock Army massed behind it, a state of heightened tension as the Kremlin Old Guard die off one by one, to be replaced by even more decrepit old codgers with their fingers on the nuclear trigger...and how does the televison service of British Forces Broadcasting attempt to soothe us? It shows, on consecutive evenings The War Game, black and white, bleak, believable, The Day After, Hollywood's take on atomic armageddon and Threads, abso-bloody-lutely withering in its despairing message. Have never seen it since, and don't want to

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policybloke1 | 8 February 2010 - 9:46pm

Doctor Who -

The one with the giant spiders. Scared the absolute fertiliser out of me.

Also, a half hour play featuring four men talking in a railway carriage about two young girls, one who possessed the other. Based on an Agatha Christie, I think, and featured a scene of one girl making the other eat a candle. Can't remember the title, but the sensation of being freaked out has never left me...

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Sam Fiddian | 8 February 2010 - 10:37pm

The Daemons

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SpaceBoy | 8 February 2010 - 10:41pm

Does it have to be TV

Because mine was actually the plaster heads of pirates(?) which were stuck on the wall down the stairs in my aunties flat. I couldnt go to the toilet for fear of them bastards giving me the evil eye as I walked back down!

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art vanderlay | 8 February 2010 - 10:57pm

Something slightly similar

My parents went out for a late evening once when I was 16 or so. A fully capable young lad. Quite happy to be left totally alone all night if needs be.

Felt the need for a widdle about 11:45'ish and was about to pop the hall light on and run upstairs to the toilet when at that moment I heard a loud cracking noise from one of the bedrooms. I'm not superstitious. It wasn't a ghost or a ghoulie and I was well aware it was just the house timbers cooling down and contracting.

But could I bear to go upstairs? Absolutely not. Would not dare. Closed the living room door and waited for mummy and daddy to come home in a state of ridiculous trepidation with all the downstairs lights on. When they finally did I was teenage cool personified, just lounging about.

I still haven't worked out why I got so freaked over absolutely nowt even now.

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Beezer | 8 February 2010 - 11:18pm

The sad faced clown

When we were children my sister had a small print on her bedroom wall, among the David Cassidy and Paul Nicholas posters. It showed a clown against a blue background; he was in a top hat, with a dazzling orange dahlia in his lapel button, and the most despairing expression I have ever seen. It seemed to speak of the bleakness of a life which was fleeting but seemed to last an eternity. When I wanted to scare myself I would stare at the clown and after a while I could convince myself that he was looking back at me.
About 10 years ago I stayed with my sister at her London flat for a couple of nights. There in the corner of the spare-room was the clown, and even though I was well over 30 years old by then I couldn't sleep until I turned him to face the wall for fear of him watching me as I slept.

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Gatz | 9 February 2010 - 8:44am

No, doesn't have to be TV...

I started off talking about movies and scary things in popular culture, the things that might have scared you in your youth that still leave a lingering spooky cobweb brushing across your adult consciousness....whooooohhhh!

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Retro Man | 9 February 2010 - 9:34am

Wrong, wrong wrong

A photo novel that my cousins had called The Plant People. It was about alien spores landing on Earth and converting living people into plants. What was horrifying was the convincing photographs of television presenters in the starting stages of the transformation, trying to pretend they were okay.

If anyone can track that down, I'd love to read it again.

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Sleeping Furiously | 10 February 2010 - 3:58pm

By the way...

...."Wrong wrong wrong" refers to the idea of people changing to plants -- not any of the comments above. So very wrong!

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Sleeping Furiously | 10 February 2010 - 3:59pm

Them!

The film which ended up with everyone hunting the giant ants in Los Angeles drains. Nightmares for months.

And a Dr Who which had a small homonoculus which got thrown in the back of a car. It started wriggling as the car was driven away. I didn't like that as a small boy.

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Lenny Law | 9 February 2010 - 12:03am

Alice in Wonderland 1933

I saw this movie early one morning shorty before X-mas in 2001, I think; it's full of Hollywood stars, Cary Grant etc - sort of panto-thing. I was very hungover and paranoid as hell, and even though it was daylight (7am or thereabouts) it totally, totally freaked me out. Really. I still think about it and get the willies. The characters make up is like papiermache and in b/w it looks absolutely gruesome.

Alice is about 35. It's like a depression era porno without sex. Eeeeeuuuugh.

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HudD | 9 February 2010 - 12:32am

Alice in Wonderland 1933

I saw this movie early one morning shorty before X-mas in 2001, I think; it's full of Hollywood stars, Cary Grant etc - sort of panto-thing. I was very hungover and paranoid as hell, and even though it was daylight (7am or thereabouts) it totally, totally freaked me out. Really. I still think about it and get the willies. The characters make up is like papiermache and in b/w it looks absolutely gruesome.

Alice is about 35. It's like a depression era porno without sex. Eeeeeuuuugh.

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HudD | 9 February 2010 - 12:35am

Andy Pandy

As a youngster I was scared witless by Luby Lou on this programme and no I am not winding anyone up.

You watch this and tell me that face on the intro isn't the most sinister thing you've seen in years. Come to think of it, the whole thing is pretty spooky.

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ainsley009 | 9 February 2010 - 12:56am

Sorry

That came through twice there... see this bloody machine... But since I'm here - must agree with you Retro Man about Darby O'Gill.

It was a big hit over here in Norn Ireland - so much so that us kids were taken by our parents to the little cinema, just up the main road. It was the first time I can remember being out after dark, and even though there were grown-ups with us, I was absolutely fecking terrfied, more frightened than I'd ever been in my entire life.

We lived in a little terraced street (no gardens, just flagstones and front steps, real Hovis type place, cobbled road etc - cue brass band music) and these streets were separated by alleys (we called them entries).

Now, there was a cheeky uncle with us (you know the type, not a blood relative just a friend of my father's) and he thought it would be funny to run on ahead - put a sheet over his head and then jump out of the entry when we got to the bottom of our street - screeching like the Darby O'Gill banshee!

I was so scared, I made wee-wees in my shorts.

For days afterwards, older girls followed me round and called me pissy pants.It took me years to live it down.

True story.

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HudD | 9 February 2010 - 1:01am

Darby O'Gill

I'm glad I'm not the only one to have seen that, in fact I'm intrigued to see it again now, I'll have to try and track it down.

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Retro Man | 9 February 2010 - 9:22am

Darby

if you want to avoid a lot of professional Oirish blarney, fast-forward/cue to near the end where the banshee screeches and Darby dies - the black coach of sorrow cames to whisk him off to purgatory - really creepy stuff.

It was a disney flick, too. From a time when it was permissable to scare the livin' bejaysus outta us poor wee'uns.

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HudD | 9 February 2010 - 2:54pm

Oh crikey, now you've done it...

it's all come flooding back now, help m'boab...!!

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Retro Man | 9 February 2010 - 3:02pm

I can out-lame all of you

When i was little I always petrified while watching the TV version of Lost in Space.

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Cookieboy | 9 February 2010 - 6:55am

I'm hiding right now...

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bricameron | 9 February 2010 - 7:42am

He scares the shit out of me

Even looking at the stills on youtube does it. They should use it to warn kids about internet phonies.

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Lunaman | 9 February 2010 - 8:17pm

Actually

on reflection, the sudden descent into hell via a tomb in A Christmas Carol (1971 version-I was 9) is something I could have done without ...

Although the film was given a very mild "U" (Universal Audience) rating in the UK and a "G" (General Audience) rating in the U.S., one rather original [sic] aspect of this version of the story is a departure from the novel during the visit of The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come in an unusual extension of the graveyard scene. In a nightmarish sequence, the ghost shows its face (the face of Death) to Scrooge who falls backwards, screaming, through his own open grave, through a seemingly bottomless shaft, and into the very bowels of Hell. He wakes up in a coffin-shaped crater and meets Marley, who tells him of his appointment as Lucifer's personal clerk and shows him to his icy, rat-infested office. The frightened Scrooge's massive chain then arrives on the backs of several burly, hooded "demons" who wrap it around him, fairly immobilizing him, amid his futile cries to Marley for help. This scene is often edited or censored from television airings (and even some home video releases of the film, though the current Region 1 and Region 2 DVDs retain the sequence).

However, as frightening as the scene sounds, Alec Guinness's performance as Marley here is dryly comic, and lends an aspect of humor to it (e.g. Marley's answer to Scrooge asking him if he is dead "as a coffin nail", of where they are: "I should have thought it was obvious", of why he is there to welcome him: "Nobody else wanted to", of his comments on Scrooge's chain: "It's even bigger than I thought." and "That's quite a ponderous chain." and Scrooge's pleas for help: a deadpan "Bah humbug" and a "Merry Christmas" before the door is shut).

-Wikipedia

I don't remember any Guinessian dry humour ...

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SpaceBoy | 9 February 2010 - 8:13am

Good call

I still cant see a fancy victorian door knocker without half expecting it to turn into Jacob Marley's face, something that scared me half to death of fist veiwing!

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art vanderlay | 9 February 2010 - 6:19pm

Aids - Don't Die of Ignorance

You are a rutting young teenager with a Clearasil habit and a permanent hard-on. You are looking forward to your first intimate encounters with the opposite sex. Your guide is the Rachel Papers, the History Man and DH Lawrence. You only hope the girls have been reading the same material.

And then the Government does this:

Almost overnight it seems, women start dressing like Andrea Dworkin and calling all men 'potential rapists', while testicles bulge, birthrates plummet and a generation misses out on the casual sex enjoyed by its forbears and successors.

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Occam | 9 February 2010 - 9:35am

Chitty Chitty we love you...

when I was a kid I went to see CCBB for the whole week, I thought it was brill, stll do. But even though evry scene is burned onto me brain, I always thought that it was Victor Spinetti playing the Child Catcher - it was only recently when I saw it after a long gap, that I realised I was wrong!

Anybody else have an experience like that? In the days before the interweb was active and you've argued til you were blue in the face only to be totally wrong?

Like that Michael Caine - he was brilliant in Van Der Valk and Frenzy. Or, that David Mitchell is really funny in those Go Compare adverts...

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HudD | 9 February 2010 - 9:52am

One of the firemen in Trumpton

The one with the funny eyes and sideburns.

I didn't like him when I was three.

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Lenny Law | 9 February 2010 - 10:21am

Sounds more like

Dave Hill out of Slade (again).

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fortuneight | 9 February 2010 - 1:08pm

Would that have been Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert,

Dibble or Grubb?

Sorry...couldn't resist!

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Retro Man | 9 February 2010 - 10:58am

I don't know.

I was hiding behind a cushion.

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Lenny Law | 9 February 2010 - 12:47pm

An ITV series

Can't remember the name. Half-hour episodes, I think. Two stand out as BTS moments - one with some people stuck in a house under siege from what appears to be rats. We never see them, just the noise - constant & growing noise of scratching and scraping as the rats get closer. Another was a family who've just moved into a house - blood runs from the taps, drips from ceilings. I think there'd been a murder in the house in the past. Proper shat me up, I tell you. Was it Tales of the Unexpected?? Don't think so.

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Chris | 9 February 2010 - 1:05pm

The House...

...that bled to death?

Not to be confused with the Hammer classic the House that dripped blood

EDIT: sorry Captain-here's yours which is so camp it's brilliant

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Richie B | 9 February 2010 - 1:29pm

That's the one!

I always thought the rats one was part of the same series, but the episode guide suggests it must be something else. Maybe that one was TOTU

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Chris | 9 February 2010 - 1:53pm
Chris | 9 February 2010 - 2:00pm

The second one

Sounds like The House That Bled to Death from the Hammer House of Horror series. Nicholas Ball was in it. It had a shocking twist which, if I recall, made me shriek like a little girlie.

Edit: dammit, Richie!

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Captain Underpants | 9 February 2010 - 1:15pm

Shriek once more

It's all here: The House that Dripped blood

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Richie B | 9 February 2010 - 8:06pm

The rats

one sounds like Nigel Kneale's 6-part ITV compendium, Beasts - one of the stories is a dead ringer for that certainly, though the episodes were an hour long...

http://hmv.com/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=280;0;-1;-1;-1&sku=51...

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KDH | 9 February 2010 - 2:44pm

That's it.

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Chris | 9 February 2010 - 2:56pm

Scarecrows

Worzel Gummidge's sweet nature as made flesh by Jon Pertwee was the sugar to the bitter pill that was the TV show.

Geoffrey Bayldon's Mr Crowman always had an air of menace but more than that was the evil scarecrow (Stupidhead?) that used to turn up from time to time. With a stitched cloth bag head he truly was the thing of nightmares

Also 'The Enchanted Castle' BBC asaptation of the early 80's featured a whole group of torch waving Nazi stormtrooper like scarecrows called 'The Uglie Wuglies'. Shitting hell!!!

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DogFacedBoy | 9 February 2010 - 1:26pm

Christ...The Uglie Wuglies!

...(no) thanks for reminding me of them...

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nicktf | 9 February 2010 - 8:11pm

Cybermen again

- when not menacing Dr Who, they lived in the airing cupboard in the bedroom my little sister and I shared (she was the one who used to scare me with tales of what was behind the door).

And the Medusa, also from Dr Who. Don't know why it freaked me out as I loved Greek & Roman mythology at school, but telly made it so much more real.

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millymollymandy | 9 February 2010 - 1:46pm

Cybermen yet again

Scarier in black and white with the terrific music


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Olthwaite | 9 February 2010 - 2:55pm

The Wizard of Oz

All of it but especially the black and white bits.

I watched it again just before Christmas with my two year old niece - she loved it. I wasn't so keen.

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moleye151 | 9 February 2010 - 3:14pm

saw it in HD

on a US hotel telly last year-very disturbing, esp those munchkins, I don't think it was just the jet lag ...

Otherwise would also second the comments about the station episode of Sapphire & Steel, and say I was surprised how good the Stone Tape was when I finally caught up with it [spoilers in this clip]:

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SpaceBoy | 10 February 2010 - 12:01am

Agree

Whe the flying apes descend upon Dorothy and her friends - very distressing....

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russellh | 11 February 2010 - 6:26pm

Yet more Hammer

I seem to remember seeing 'The Hand' on TV when reasonably young and fairly freaked out. Watched it through though.

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Harold Holt | 10 February 2010 - 5:41am

The Sea Devils...

...on Doctor Who scared the willies out of me - all that business in dark corners on the oil rig at the beginning.

So, for some reason did Peter Glaze on Crackerjack. Never anything other than strangely marrow-chilling.

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Baron Counterpane | 10 February 2010 - 4:07pm

Behind the curtain

The part in American Werewolf in London where he hallucinates a zombie coming through the window behind the curtain.

Luckily though, I developed a special zombie-proof method of closing the curtains and I've been free from zombie attacks ever since.

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borsuk | 10 February 2010 - 5:02pm

horror

the 1970's version of 'salems lot' the jail and the window scene's

'psss psss open the window'

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junkiecosmonaut | 10 February 2010 - 6:16pm

Continuity Announcers

Continuity Announcers on TV (remember the days when you used to have in-vision announcers before programmes?) used to really freak me out as a small child. For some reason, I used to think that not only were they talking to me directly, but that they could see me through the television.

Strangely, I never had this with any other TV presenters, just the announcers...

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Andrew F | 10 February 2010 - 8:33pm

Max Schreck

In a book about horror movie monsters that I had as a kid, there was a still of Max Schreck as the vampire, from "Nosferatu", the German 1922 silent film that pirated the "Dracula" story. The image literally gave me nightmares for months afterwards.

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man.of.soup | 11 February 2010 - 12:32pm

Nosferatu

When you think how old that is, not many modern movies with all the special effects, CGI and huge budgets are going to match that terrifying moment when you see the shadow of Nosferatu climbing the stairs!

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Retro Man | 11 February 2010 - 1:00pm

I think I once owned the same book, man.of.soup

If I recall , there was a page devoted to early silent German horror movies. The pic of Schreck as Nosferatu really gave me the willies, as did a still from from a German silent called The Gollum about a vengeful statue that comes to life.

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Ricardo | 12 February 2010 - 1:19am

The Golem

(Gollum is a different breed of scary)

... based on an old Jewish legend; the statue is brought to life by a rabbi placing the Hebrew word "emet" (Truth? - someone please feel free to correct this if it's wrong) on its forehead. The statue was created to defend the Jews from attack. I think Paul Wegener played the creature (again, corrections welcome).

Also worthy of mention from that era: The Cabinet of Dr Caligari. Anyone else love this film? Not so scary, perhaps; just strange, disorientating, a little unsettling... (*ghostly laughter*)

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man.of.soup | 12 February 2010 - 12:32pm

Heads, ants

ITV used to have a program on in the early 70s, around lunchtime. I think it may have been a courtroom series -- though I'm not sure about that. What I remember about it was a credit sequence where a white bust of a head sprouts hairline cracks, out of which ants start to appear, crawling over the head and face...

Describing it now I can't figure out why it disturbed my 4/5/6-year old self so much. Maybe the idea of cracks appearing in a head -- let alone ants coming out of them!

Does anyone else remember this?

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Sleeping Furiously | 11 February 2010 - 6:05pm

Star Trek/The Gorgon - anyone remember these?

I remember an episode where Kirk and gang discovered a tribe of children deserted by their parents on a planet, and took them back on to the Enterprise.

The children were under the control of an angelic looking alien lifeforce, who directed them to carry out various evil acts. The finale had Kirk confronting the angel (somehow appearing on screen on the bridge) in front of the children - as Kirk exposed his true villainous nature with his powers of oratory, its face melted, voice slurred and turned into a hideous looking creature, cue much crying from the children, and several sleepless nights for this viewer.

Also, an old Hammer horror film, the Gorgon. The monster (a Marti Caine lookalike with snakes for hair) wasn't particularly scary, but the scenes where unsuspecting victims were lured into a ruined church by the Gorgon's siren call and were then turned to stone as soon as they caught sight of her creeped my brother and I out for months...

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russellh | 11 February 2010 - 6:21pm

Star Trek/The Gorgon - anyone remember these?

Oops, new to the site. sorry for double post

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russellh | 11 February 2010 - 6:22pm

The mysterious World of Arthur C Clarke

had this picture in it...Nightmares for years. I didn't even like to look at the book cover.

It's *probably* a spider monkey. But given that only 4 of the 20 strong expedition actually survived, would they really fake a picture...?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ameranthropoides_loysi

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nicktf | 12 February 2010 - 5:27am

The Boy from Space (look & read)

They used to make us watch it at school when it was raining at dinner time.....tried to source some from youtube but the process was just too painful!!

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Karlos | 12 February 2010 - 4:24pm

Oh yeah, I remember that one

The little boy called Peep Peep who couldn't speak? And was it "the thin man": that creepy guy with a white face? Scary stuff. I used to be scared of anything vaguely about aliens or anything at that time. Close Encounters freaked me out as well.

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Stephen Merrick | 14 February 2010 - 1:02am

I remember Peep Peep too

He wasn't so scary - it was definitely the older Albino alien bloke in the white Andy Warhol wig (looking not unlike Ed Bishop in UFO )that stalked him throughout Look And Read who was the pantwetting one .

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Ricardo | 14 February 2010 - 2:14am

Space goes on forever

at least on YouTube

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SpaceBoy | 14 February 2010 - 9:00am

This may be a little unexpected...

but an episode of "The Waltons" had a poltergeist storyline. At one point a rag doll sat up and looked directly at the camera, an image which has stayed distressingly fresh over the ensuing 30 years.

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JohnH | 13 February 2010 - 10:19pm

Oh no

that's just stirred some 30 year-old repressed memory of the horror of that... I think it was because it was usually so wholesome and homely. A nice saturday morning, the weekend laid out before you, and suddenly a sheer fucking terrifying 45 minutes that left you trembling.

Not the poltergeist episode, particulalry. Just, you know, The Waltons.

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Captain Underpants | 14 February 2010 - 10:05pm

Goodnight John H

goodnight Cpt Underpants.....

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DogFacedBoy | 14 February 2010 - 10:29pm

Picture the scene, Odeon Queensway, Birmingham (circa 1976)

We go as a family to see a kiddie-friendly Disney double bill.

Following the usual ads for King Cones and the news that from now on one does not need to go to India to enjoy an Indian curry, can you imagine the effect seeing the following 'coming attractions' had the mind of a six year old?



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Stephen Dowell | 14 February 2010 - 10:10am

The Legend Of Boggy Creek

Sometime in the late 70's, BBC2 started screening a horror movie season on early evenings. Most of the films were classic old b+w films like Frankenstein and Dracula, but one film shown was the Legend Of Boggy Creek - the supposedly true story of a Bigfoot creature that terrorised Arkansas rednecks.

This low budget badly-acted movie scared the beejeezus outta me.
It looks a bit rubbish now, but the documentary style and the shaky handheld camerwork makes it look a forerunner of the Blair Witch Project:

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Ricardo | 15 February 2010 - 12:23am

Silly, but

I was absolutely terrified of the "Space Probe", in "The Six Million Dollar Man" - essentially an upturned skip on castors. I genuinely couldn't watch, and hid whenever it was on.

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Nasalhair | 15 February 2010 - 7:33pm

Murder in the War Tent!

No, no-one else ever heard of it neither.
Seems when I was little I used to go around to my friends house and watch TV. I would then go home and talk to my mum about what had happened in 'Murder in the War Tent' and they couldn't work out what I had been watching!
Eventually it was worked out that I meant 'Emergency Ward 10'!!!

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higginsonm | 17 February 2010 - 3:00pm

UFO

The episode where Commander Straker is involved in a race against time to save his son's life...and he loses. I mean, kid's TV - WTF?

And the Captain Scarlet episode where everyone gets killed by the Mysterons but - hey - it's all only a dream. Unfortunately, I was already scared for life by that point.

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Lando Cakes | 21 February 2010 - 10:46pm

I caught UFO's "Sub Smash"

as a child, decidedly scared, amused to see it described here

http://ufoseries.com/guide/subSmash.html

as

An excellent episode with a great sense of claustrophobia and hopelessness, plus some great character development

PS not even sure "A question of priorities"

http://ufoseries.com/guide/question.html

the one you mention, was shown in all regions ...

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SpaceBoy | 22 February 2010 - 9:39am
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