Banged Up
Posted by Futurenoir on 8 April 2008 - 6:37pm.
Pete Doherty has been sent down for 14 weeks. Which means he misses Glastonbury and his Royal Albert Hall shows.
Can anyone think of any other prominent performers who spent time at Her Majesty's pleasure?
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There's plenty I'm sure
But did Johnny Cash ever actually spend any time in the clink?
Apparently...
..he only ever spent one night in the cells. I'm not sure of the source, or its accuracy, though.
According to the Man in Black himself
One night for 'picking flowers'. As told on either Folsom or San Quentin (can't remember which)
Not at her majesties pleasure, methinks.
Mick'n'Keef had their celebrated single night, was it, in Lewes prison, as the butterfly was broken on the wheel.
Firearms
James Brown and Arthur Lee were both incarcerated for possessing firearms illegally. Arthur Lee did 12 years.
Didn't David Crosby
Do time for The Man?
Toots Hibbert
Him out of Toots and the Maytals wrote 54 46 That's My Number about his time in a Jamaican jail on an (apparently unfounded)charge of marijuana possession.
Macca
Did he do any time in Japan, or was he just held in custody? And Springer is right, Crosby was sentenced after being stopped in his car in possession of a handgun while on parole following a drugs conviction.
Roy Harper has had a spell in chokey too.
Steve Earle did time for drugs possession while Merle Haggard witnessed Johnny Cash at either San Quentin or Folsom Prison from the wrong side of the stage. Apparently it inspired him to take up music as a career.
McCartney
McCartney did a week I think..
Jim Gordon
Layla's drummer is doing porridge for life for topping his mother. Agreed a bit more serious than our Pete's misdemeanors.
And of course Gary Glitter and J. King were E Wings' bitches for a few years.
Some murderers
Leadbelly
Jim Gordon (see above)
Hugh Whitaker (drummer of The Housemartins)
Leadbelly and Hugh Whitaker
Were never convicted of murder.
Leadbelly was convicted of manslaughter after someone he was in a fight with died and then he was later convicted of attempted homicide (some people claim for standing up to a couple of racist rednecks in a bar). However he did spend a lot of time in jail.
Hugh Whitaker was convicted of assault I beleive, not murder.
Objection, m'lud...
Housemartin Hugh Whitaker was convicted of assault with an axe, not murder. But he did do time.
Ian Brown
Assault?
2 Months
2 months for air rage.
chuck berry
Knew about Chuck's various problems. Looked him up in Rolling Stone and found this wonderful phrase about the 1959 case under the Mann Act involving Janice Escalante, a fourteen-year-old Apache prostitute.
Escalante testified that Chuck "had been intimate" with her "in each of four states." Judge Roy W. Harper sentenced him to three years in prison and a $5,000 fine.
Hardcore Troubadour
Steve Earle spent time in jail for drugs and firearms charges.
I like this, from the sleeve notes to his 1996 album "I Feel Alright", under the heading "Perspective":
When I was locked up, I was getting ready to go off on this boy that stole my radio. My partner Paul asked me where I was going. I said, "To get my radio - and then go to the hole for a little while." He looked at me like I look at my 13 year old sometimes and said, "No, you ain't. You're gonna sit your little white ass down and do your little time and then you're gonna get out of here and make me a nice record". So, I made two.
[The two records were "Train a Comin'" and "I Feel Alright".]
A pedant writes....
Much as this is an interesting list of those incarcerated overseas, by and large, there are precious few references to the question asked, those locked up at her majesties pleasure, = her majesties prisons (HMP), i.e. this country.
(But maybe this is what the questioneer meant, so what do I know?)
I was initially
referring to those who may have been locked up in blighty. But what the hey. If any members of Spandau Ballet ever found themselves in a Turkish prison, I want to know about it.
One thing's for sure. . .
(Crossthread alert)
When Mr Doherty gets out he's going to be "ex-jailbird" for the rest of his career
One of the Charlatan's
got banged up at an HMP a few years back, didn't he?
Serves 'em right for stealing their name.
I believe he had the ultimate punishment shortly thereafter....
...as given out by the Grim Reaper.
Bloody Hell
That's a bit steep.
As Thin Lizzy told us "theres going to be..
a jail break somewhere in town tonight" As we all know the prison may be the best place to start.
Also Doherty has already done some porridge so he should really be referred to as "the Recidivist (ex?) junky model-botherer and general nuisance Pete Doherty"
Another pedant writes...
I believe that I just recently dealt with the oft quoted Lizzy joke in the thread below...
http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/non-progfolk-concept-albums#commen...
...as illustrated by the later lyric "Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, into the city zones"
Good God, I need to get out more!
Merle Haggard
Did time in the late 50's early 60's and saw Johnny Cash at one of his prison gigs and then took the Straight and narrow path or "Walked the Line" if you will.
Johnny never did"Bird" and the song were he was arrested for picking flowers was "Starkville City Jail".
Rapper Keith Murray has only recently been released fron Prison and therew as a Rap group caled Lifers Group, A group of inmates who Rapped.
Unchained - mostly.
Johnny did seven single-night stints in jail. Not exactly walking the line, but it might nudge him up the pop porridge league a bit.
Eric Clapton
Wasn't there a story about a terrified 'God' being banged up after a late night session at Gram Parson's place? Or the other way round? And of course Rocking Ronnie Wood and Keef spent a quiet night in after being pulled over for driving too slowly somewhere in the midwest. I read that in his book, a lovely prize from those nice folks at The Word. I'm still waiting for my t-shirt by the way Fraser....
Andy Kershaw
Not a musician I know but I thought I'de bring it up as reading about him affected me quite a bit.
I've never met the bloke and I don't know the finer details of the case but I can't help feeling sympathy. He's obviously not well but he can get better, unfortunatly by then his career will be in tatters and the nation will have been robbed of one of its finest radio DJs, simply because he's human with human frailties. Surely if he'd got help and not been sent straight to court then he would still have a career he could go back to and that would be something he could focus on.
But like I said I don't know all the details so maybe I'm speaking out of ignorance.
Andy Kershaw
The photo of Andy Kershaw has finally been removed from his Radio 3 website and the programme is now called "World On 3":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/andykershaw/
I went to the same school as Andy Kershaw
But he was two years below me and thus beneath contempt at the time so I don't remember him. Fascinating stuff, huh?