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Atomic Kitten reform as a male group
Posted by Beany on 27 July 2010 - 3:03pm.
Guess which one is Kerry Katona!
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Rooney should pay Jedward to
travel with him at all times, stuck between those two he looks a lot better actually.
Nah, that's the reformed Bros, surely?
Matt and Luke, with The Other One in the middle.
Ken
He's called KEN! Why can nobody ever remember that...
Um...
Craig wasn't it? He was 'allegedly' the drummer. I shall say no more.
Nah,
it was Ken (see Viz circa 1988 for proof) and he was the guitarist. After Bros, he went out with Kim Appleby (of Mel and Kim) and since then has been Pink's manager and was briefly engaged to Dannii Minogue.
Anyone know if there's a job going at Popjustice? :-)
nearly correct
Ken played Bass
I seem to remember..
The Brothers Goss paid him off with £1m to leave the group quietly because he wasn't good-looking enough to stick with what they had planned for their future. Which he did, maintaining a very dignified silence and building a respectable career in the industry whilst Matt and Luke crashed and burned into sorry bankruptcy. Instead of jumping up and down making wanker signs with one hand and waving a fistful of their cash with the other, laughing maniacally, as I would have done.
He always went by the soubriquet
"That fu*kwit" at the Hovel.
...but surely
describing a member of any boyband as 'that fuckw*t' is open to confusion?
Or was that your intention? Is it the same as calling all lambs Charlie, so that when you call one, they all come?
The full epithet for them at the Hovel was and still is
Those two Di*kweeds and that Fu*kwit so no confusion ever arose.Here in darkest Wales we never call lambs Charlie,we call them jailbait.
Thanks for clearing that up, Mr.Squeezer.
Have an 'up' arrow for the ovine quippery.
When I was 16 years old...
I was, like many boys of a similar age, somewhat prone to making a tit of myself. For some reason I've never quite been able to figure out I decided it would be a good idea to grow a crap moustache, wear a Bob Dylan cap, smoke filterless Gitanes and read Albert Camus in public. I was sitting on a bench near my school one morning when a van driver leaned out of his window and shouted "Oi! Wanker!" After realizing that this comment could only have been aimed at me as there was nobody else within earshot, I acknowledged that he was probably right. My attire reverted to jeans and Rush T-shirts thereafter.
The point I am trying to make is this - surely those muppets in the photo above* have had so many people shout "Oi! Wankers!" at them that they should have taken the hint by now?
* Wayne Rooney excepted, even if he did have a shocking World Cup.
Correct me if I'm incorrect...
...but do the two young men flanking the spud-fizzoged soccerer have wings on their silver trainers?
Yes
don't you?
It helps them tell
the left one from the right one. Bless.
Which one is Kerry?
Her most memorable feature(s) made me think of what he made himself a right one of, at the world cup.
I've been out of the country for a while.
...What the hell are they?
If Bill Hicks were still with us...
I think he might refer to them as "suckers of Satan's cock".
You Can Make Me Whole Again
indeed.
I am reminded...
...of Melody Maker's alternative name for Wet Wet Wet a couple of decades back (extra 't', different vowel).
Crikey
Take your eyes off managing the project for five minutes and the next thing you know your plumber is out and about with Jedward. I wondered why the new kitchen wasn't finished last week, the workshy little tosser must have been out on the town with these two. I'll sack him tomorrow; there's some chap called Gerrard available too apparently, he's also at a loose end and is quite handy with a wrench, so I'll get him on the job instead.
Try Joe Cole plumbers instead
"No hole (in the defence) too small to fill" and he has bas his own van
Never mind the shoes.
Is it just me, or are Jedward's ( both of 'em) flies undone? I'm pretty old so maybe it's the latest thing and I've been left even further behind!
Oh get with it
er, daddio. They is like showing how right on groovy beatniks thay like are, right man.
They look very pale
next to Rooney ( he´s been on a holiday in Africa I hear ).
Hm...maybe their hair got to be like that from hanging upside down in a batcave...and we already know that they suck...aaah! It's "team Jedward" - run for your lives! ( Zey vont to saaak your blaaad )
Makes Me
want to nip over to government buildings and hand back my Irish passport.
Join the queue
not that there's a queue of similarly minded folk ahead of you - rather, last I heard, the friggers are still on strike in the Passport office.