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ATM: 'we all got into pop music for the same reason' - discuss.

Colin H's picture

I was intrigued by this suggestion from Andrew Harrison in the new issue: that we all got into pop music for one primal reason: 'to jump around like an idiot'.

It chimes with something my friend Trevor Hodgett (a longstanding contributor to various jazz and blues publications) has said to me a few times. It goes like this: 'Colin, the reason you don't like the Rolling Stones is because you don't dance'.

There may be something in that. I don't like the Rolling Stones - overrated old bar band stodge to my ears, with nothing much going on of vocal or musical interest - and I've never, NEVER felt any urge to dance.

I'm a cerebral sort of chap - which means I can think of no earthly reason to gyrate about like either an idiot or Anton Du Bec. I can appreciate and enjoy the skills on display in Strictly Come Dancing, but I feel no need to follow that path myself in any way whatsoever. I just don't see any point to it.

That said, I DO like some visceral beat-centric music - like The Who. but then no one ever danced to the Who, did they? And the Mahavishnu Orchestra - but then not even Anton Du Bec could lock into those rhythms.

Am I alone in this? Personally I think Andrew's wrong in his catch-all suggestion (though it's an interesting idea). Over to you guys...

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Captain Underpants | 6 December 2011 - 12:13pm

Well, he's right for me.

It's a visceral thing. (And I think it's stretching the definition of pop to breaking point to include the Mahavishnu Orchestra, Colin!) The whole point of dancing is that there's no point. It's just pleasurable. It's fun. And the urge to do it comes from somewhere in our hindbrain. It's what all music was originally for. Yes, dancing is one of the reasons I was attracted by pop.

The other reasons were that I thought pop stars looked cool, and I thought being interested in pop might make me cool and help me have sex with girls.

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Bob | 6 December 2011 - 12:14pm

"No-one ever danced to The Who"

From 3:03 onwards...

The Who were always a "proper" RnB Dance band (unlike the Stones who worshipped at the pure Blues altar of Alexis Korner) - not shy about covering Motown and Stax. Post 1968, Townshend got the Meher Baba bug and Daltrey believed he was London's answer to Robert Plant and everything changed.

edit - the good captain just beat me to it...

Can anyone resist some form of lower body movement when you first hear the bass line to "Billie Jean"? Dancing - it's preprogrammed in our DNA - it just needs a groove to bring it to the surface

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Six Dog | 6 December 2011 - 12:19pm

Depends how you view music

I got into music simply because I wanted to do what those guys were doing up there on the stage. I wanted to play guitar like George, John or Eric and sing like Paul. And yes, I wanted the adulation of my peers (and girls, of course).

Dancing had less than nothing to do with it. That's peripheral stuff for non-musicians (or civilians as we call them) to worry about and need not concern those who are actually making the music (ie doing the important stuff).

I later learned to love Mick Jagger for what he does, but at the start it was always Keith and Brian I watched, never Mick.

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mojoworking | 6 December 2011 - 12:21pm

I wanted both.

I loved to play, and I was in bands throughout my teens and early twenties, but I also loved to go down the indie disco and jump around. There's a pure pleasure to dancing, especially when you manage to get yourself into a place where you don't care what anyone thinks of you. It's euphoric, and I haven't done it for far too long.

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Bob | 6 December 2011 - 12:22pm

Ah, let me clarify about the Who...

...The Who I'm talking about is, I suppose, the Who of Woodstock and beyond. I've never responded much to their 60s pop phase.

The music I got into earliest, if it has any common thread, was all about 'atmosphere' and creating a world in the mind - from Neil Diamond's 'Brooklyn Roads' to Dexy's 'Geno' to Jethro Tull's 'witch's Promise' to arlo Guthrie's 'Gates Of Eden' to Gary Numan's 'Are Friends Electric' to Quintessence's 'Giants' to the incredible, exotic soundworld of the Mahavishnus.

That late 70s/very early 80s period - of both TOTP and discovering older music on second hand records etc - was massively formative. Other than toe-tapping, no physical movement was necessary: it was all internal, but the joy was great.

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 12:24pm

Music minus Sex equals Wallpaper

Each to his own, I guess, but I think you're in the minority if you feel the joy of music in your head rather than further down

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Captain Underpants | 6 December 2011 - 12:31pm

When I discovered pop music

All of my further down experiences were in my head though.

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Leedsboy | 6 December 2011 - 1:53pm

and now

most of them are back there

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Captain Underpants | 6 December 2011 - 2:38pm

"Music minus Sex equals Wallpaper"

Oh Captain that's just so good. Outstanding work!

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Dadwardo | 8 December 2011 - 9:57pm

Well, we are who we are Captain...

...it would be silly to do something that felt purposeless and foolish, if that's how one feels about it. I also know a (very pretty and svelte) girl who doesn't dance (ie its nothing to do with weight issues or fear of rejection etc) - who thinks it's absurd as well - and I think that's more unusual: for some reason girls seem to have 'social dancing' in their DNA, generally. Hence all this Zumba stuff at gyms these days.

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 12:38pm

Dancing

Colin, dancing's fun *as long as* you understand that it isn't about "skill" or formal steps, it really is about leaping around like a loon.

I'm a cerebral sort of chap too (well, I was once...) and I've discovered rather late in life that dancing makes me feel great and takes me out of myself - something that seems very, very necessary sometimes.

I understand what you mean about this, though: music being "all about 'atmosphere' and creating a world in the mind". As a teen, music was something I listened to on my own in the dark, to escape. Now, increasingly, it's something I do socially.

Still, not dancing is nothing to be ashamed of - you should never be forced to have fun. And people who try to force you to have fun are [very bad words censored] in my view.

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man.of.soup | 6 December 2011 - 1:12pm

Got into 'pop' music in the first case for one thing only.

To make me attractive to girls.

I'm still waiting.

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Paul Waring | 6 December 2011 - 1:13pm

Same here.

It's only ever worked once.
Fortunately I'm married to her.

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Adman | 6 December 2011 - 8:42pm

Not dancing

I think my main reason to start listening to pop & rock music was simply to rebel. I've never been a dancer (apart from quite a lot of very sweaty pogoing in the late 70's) so that could never have been the reason - you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.... I'll be tapping my toes though.

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JohnW | 6 December 2011 - 1:26pm

Music

I got into music for several reasons:

I could escape with it.
I could daydream to it.
I could daydream about girls to it.
I could dance to it.
I could sing to it.
I could jump around to it.
Kim Wilde.

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SimonL | 6 December 2011 - 1:28pm

Belinda Carlisle.

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Bob | 6 December 2011 - 1:45pm

I played

in bands to avoid having to dance. I was quite into prog at school but I never Did the Hobbit. Or The Khatru. Later got into punk. But the only time I attempted to pogo ( to impress a girl...why else? ) I slipped and broke my ankle. I had to pretend all night that nothing was wrong even though I was in perfect agony.

On the whole I think I'm quite suspicious of records which exist purely to make someone dance. There has to be something *more* for me otherwise I tend to lose interest.

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eddie g | 6 December 2011 - 2:31pm

Far be it for me to contradict the illustrious Mr Harrison

But on this occasion he's talking bollocks.

I have absolutely no desire to dance. I cannot stand it, and the prospect holds no attraction for me - quite the opposite, in fact.

I love music. I quite frequently get moved to tears by it. Or lifted to new heights of joy. But I can't - and don't want to - move my body to it.

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sitheref2409 | 6 December 2011 - 2:33pm

Give it a try,

it's great.

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Andrew Harrison | 7 December 2011 - 11:19pm

I'm 40

I've tried it.

It wasn't

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sitheref2409 | 8 December 2011 - 1:50am

The reason I got into pop music

I liked the sound of something on the radio and wanted to hear it again. Does it have to be any more complicated than that?

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Alan Dente | 6 December 2011 - 2:36pm

I was attracted to pop

because of the great tunes. Dancing is for dancers.

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niscum | 6 December 2011 - 2:39pm

I'm sensing my hitherto lonely and isolated flag...

...beginning to attract defenders.

Slowly, against all hope, the bravest of the townsfolk come out of their homes and line up beside Gary Cooper, as the clock moves inexorably onwards...

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 2:40pm

In your original post

You mention Anton DuBec

You know even after all these years in the North East and all those programmes they've done I still can't tell those two apart.

PS Dancing for me - sheer visceral excitement (which I can hear in Motown as much as in my own beloved punk era) - mind you I can hear it in "The Grand Parade Of Lifeless Packaging " too - I do really deeply love it all

PPS And - oddly perhaps - smell. I had an old family Dansette and my relatives Beatles singles (loads of others too) and the warm dusty cloth/electric smell of the Dansette when it had warmed upwas part of the excitement of listening to the music. Ah, valve amps for goalposts etc

But I ALWAYS had to dance, even form a tiny child, even now when people are pleading with me to stop

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FakeGeordie | 6 December 2011 - 9:21pm

it's easy

Ant always stands on the left, and Bec always stands on the right, or is it the other way round?

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hubertrawlinson | 6 December 2011 - 9:58pm

Hang on...

"...don't dance"? What, not even with a beautiful girl because she wants to? Really?

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pocket.calculator | 6 December 2011 - 3:15pm

Aye...I don't dance much

but I remember being at a 'do' and this outrageously attractive girl grabbed me as the opening riff from Sweet Child of Mine started to play. It's all fine and dandy saying 'Actually, I don't dance...', but seriously...

Reader, it was exhilerating....

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ivan | 6 December 2011 - 4:18pm

Wella Wella Wella Huh

Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?

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B Smith | 7 December 2011 - 11:15am

I got into

pop because I liked the tunes. I then became obsessed with music because I wanted to be up on the stage. I have never ever felt even the slightest urge to dance, so can only agree to disagree with Andrew Harrison and his frankly ludicrous generalisation.

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garyt | 6 December 2011 - 3:15pm

I've not read Andrew's

I've not read Andrew's column yet, but jumping around like an idiot doesn't have to mean dancing. You might just be jumping around your bedroom, flat, etc... like I was last night while listening to something. Or moving to the music in a particular way. Or air-guitaring. Exciting music provokes certain reactions ... I don't think it's a ludicrous generalisation. Granted not all music has that 'I need to move now' effect.
So are there people here who have never wanted to dance to pop music at any point in their lives? Seriously?

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Paul Cunningham | 6 December 2011 - 3:34pm

Yep...

...that'd be me, CunningPlanMeister.

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 4:02pm

I've done a lot of dancing

but that isn't remotely connected to why I got into music.

I guess some bands (and didn't AH admit being a big fan of Madness when he interviewed our Noel? tut tut) are dancing music - all the British Ska and Mod stuff for example.

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niscum | 6 December 2011 - 4:03pm

I agree...

...and I'll happily indulge in a bit of empathetic toe-tappery if some Ska passes my way. But I've never once had the urge to bounce around like Neville Staple.

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 4:07pm

Count me out too

I was going to start a thread on this very subject after seeing Andrew's column and his ridiculous assertion.

No, music has never made me want to dance. I have never been to a disco or nightclub and am now far too old. I will admit that I have been known to tap my feet when listening to a particularly fine piece of Irish folk music, but pop or rock music - never. I watch Buzzcocks occasionally and when the host says "and here is what it should have sounded like" the panelists start gyrating and waving their hands about, and I just sit and wonder why. Why aren't they just listening to it like any 'normal' person would?

Music can make me cry, or laugh, or feel on top of the world, reflect a sombre mood or take me beyond mundane reality. It doesn't make me want to dance.

So, Andrew, thanks for the invitation but I won't be dancing this Christmas - just like the previous 50.

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DavidG | 6 December 2011 - 5:44pm

I used to love dancing

but it was not the reason I got into music or continue to be into music.

Jumping around - well perhaps, and I do find myself doing it oddly when I'm in the kitchen and something like Virginia Plain or Ca Plane Pour Moi comes on, but I wouldn't say that's the only reason I like music or started to like it.

It goes far deeper than that.

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Five-Centres | 6 December 2011 - 3:45pm

Bring back formal dances

Most of the people I know who don't like dancing, in fact all of them, are male. And I think a big part of the problem is that they don't know what steps to do on the dance floor. From the inhibited teenager hanging around on the sidelines, to the clumsy dad-dancer, moves don't come naturally. So bring back dances with proper steps, and, paradoxically, men won't have to think about what they're doing. Then they'll be able to enjoy themselves.

And they'll be able to put their arms round a girl as well.

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Melville | 6 December 2011 - 5:31pm

A hypothesis

This may be a gross generalisation, but are the people who say they don't like to dance the people who tend to be fans of prog and/or more technical music?

There's something indefinably visceral about good pop music that makes you shake your tailfeather (or other body parts) involuntarily. I'm going to stereotype further now, but I'd say those who don't dance are more impressed by the skill used to create the music than the sound of the actual music itself.

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Joe R | 6 December 2011 - 7:46pm

Not me

I hate prog. I'm a pure pop person. But I'm certainly not a dancer... but then I'm not one to look on in confusion when people do dance. It's just not for me.

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JohnW | 6 December 2011 - 8:02pm

Your last sentence

is a good working definition of prog. And yes I suspect there is a lot of crossover between the non-dancers and the cape wearing noodlers.

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Captain Underpants | 6 December 2011 - 8:04pm

I don't know about the prog thing...

...but I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was at least some crossover between the non-dancers and the people whose formative years were in the late 60s and early to mid 70s, when music suddenly got all serious and you went to gigs to LISTEN because it was IMPORTANT.

The pop kids of the 60s danced. Punks danced, in their way. Post-punks danced. Thatcher's children danced. Britpoppers danced (in fact, we danced to Britpop and grunge in more or less equal measure, but mostly (Euro) house like Grace, Perfecto All Stars, Livin' Joy and Gala).

The early 70s, as far as I can tell, was the point at which rock took over from pop and the boys edged out the girls and the dancing gave way to listening. Basically, music that tends to be for boys of whatever age also tends not to involve much dancing.

(For the record, I stopped dancing for a bit when I was about 21 or 22 because I got embarrassed. This had nothing to do with anything but me taking myself far too seriously. Since then I've had a bit less opportunity, but I do love a good dance. I'm rubbish, I have no "moves", I'm probably eminently mockable. But at least I'm not one of the people doing the mocking: I'm having a much better time than they are.)

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 10:15am

Here we go again

I know you have a sensitive spot for the outrageous suggestion that music should be important and that you should listen to it. But I can assure you, there was plenty of dancing in the early 70s, just as even in these dumbed down days there are actually people who just sit down and listen to music. And indeed in the 60s people thought music was incredibly important- it was going to change the world!!! Not much changes really.

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Twangothan | 7 December 2011 - 10:25am

I sit corrected.

It was just an idea, and I only said "I wouldn't be surprised at *some* crossover". I suppose it comes from all the footage of serious looking young men at Cream gigs that I've seen.

I have no problem with the idea that music should be important, and I've never said I have. Music is important, and of course it's for listening to as well as for dancing.

My problem is with the idea that music which makes people want to dance isn't important or worthy of consideration. That kind of music is routinely dismissed by a certain section of the population, for no good reason. My problem is with snobbery, rockism and elitist "I'm-a-proper-music-fan-me" sniffiness, and emphatically not with anyone else's taste. And I think the roots of that trend in rock snobbery do go back to the late sixties and early seventies.

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 10:53am

Led Zep

There is some fantastic footage on the Led Zep DVD of the young (BBC, I think) audience sitting crossed legged looking very earnestly at Page and Plant whilst young Percy screams out "Communication Breakdown". I just wanted to head bang.

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Six Dog | 7 December 2011 - 12:00pm

The 70s...

...produced some great music for dancing. It was called funk, and later disco. The northern soul kids didn't seem to have any hang ups either.

You're right on the last point though. I'd far rather be the person on the dancefloor than the one hanging around the edge trying to look cool.

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atcf | 7 December 2011 - 10:42am

Oh, sure.

I've banged on at length about my love of Stevie Wonder, and I love disco. But rock fans at the time, generally, were not disco fans or funk fans.

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 10:51am

Hmm.....

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Six Dog | 7 December 2011 - 12:06pm

It is a gross generalisation

I don't think those non-dancing people are impressed by skill - they're engaged and moved by sounds, noise, as well as melodies and riffs, they admire the intelligence that combines these things in surprising and inventive ways. That's a lot more meaningful than just cleverness and technique - I don't think you need to dance to get loads of pop or rock. It will add to your appreciation of certain records (but plenty of great pop records don't have anything dancey about them), no doubt, but it's not essential. I do though think there is a sense of music that's directed at the 'lower self' being inferior that I was brought up with - classical music being therefore higher and more worthwhile. It's sex basically and therefore something to be ashamed of. I don't think you need to dance to feel those kind of physical records though. Joan Jett said the guitar on the Stones track Bitch did something to her crotch - you can feel it without necessarily getting out of your chair.

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Sven Garlic | 6 December 2011 - 8:20pm

I'd have thought

that if I were to feel Joan Jett's crotch (getting out of my chair first or not), she'd have something to say about it.

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Joe R | 6 December 2011 - 8:40pm

Well I guess I've been

rather fortunate. Always happens when I play that track. I might put it on now actually.

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Sven Garlic | 6 December 2011 - 8:55pm

Leave the poor woman alone

Can't you see she's exhausted? cf. Blazing Saddles

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FakeGeordie | 6 December 2011 - 9:17pm

You know

those Joan Jett blow-up dolls are widely available - there's a website...

Oh dear I think I may have said too much.

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Sven Garlic | 6 December 2011 - 9:28pm

So wrong

Sorry Joe, you're miles off. As a Prog (amongst many other genres) fan I can assure you it is the sound of the music that people are interested in. The fact that the musicians are skilful is irrelevant, and anyway who's to say they are more skilful than the studio guys at Motown or the Wailers. As a game attempt to try to understand music you don't like it's an interesting, but wrong, theory. For myself, I used to shake a leg if I though it might get me up close and personal with a member of the fairer sex...now I tend to subscribe to the rule that white males over 25 should be banned from dancing in public by law because they look ridiculous. That said, once a year at a party I tend to have one Serb too many and jump about to whatever boppy shite the DJ is playing. And great fun it is too!.

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Twangothan | 7 December 2011 - 12:19am

You're hitting 50% there

It is a sweeping generalization; but stereotypes have to be grounded in being right, and there, you're way off the mark.

There are very few genres of music I don't like (modern day 'R'n'B would be about it just now) - prog included. But so is rock, pop, one man and his guitar, 60s rock, Motown, Ska, and some disco.

I admire the skill - but if that was the prime mover I'd have a lot of videos watching what I believe was once described as "fretwankery". I don't. I do, on the other hand, have a huge amount of music on my video free iPod.

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sitheref2409 | 7 December 2011 - 2:29am

I think the Captain...

...is trying to start a fight! We'll not be dancing with the Captain tonight... :-D

There may be some people who respond to proggy music by primarily delighting in how complex it is, but for me I couldn't care less about that if the MUSIC doesn't grab me for its own sake first. (Personally, I've no interest in Yes, ELP, Genesis, Crimson - save for the 'Red' album - and many other noodlesome heavyweights. I'm sure they're all virtuosi but I just don't like or respond to the music - whereas Jethro Tull, Atomic Rooster, Focus, Mahavishnu... it's a whole different kettle of fish!).

So having swatted aside the Captain's outrageous broad brush stroke, I'd like to expand on the 'no black and white answer, matey' approach by revealing my first two singles purchases (Tubeway Army's 'Are Friends Electric?' and Dexy's Geno) along with two fabulous second hand singles I picked up around that time (Tull's 'Witches Promise' and The Who's 'Won't Get Fooled Again')

All four were pop hits, all four are - to my mind - fantastic records/songs to this day. I responded instinctively to all of them, yes, even the one that was a faux Northern Soul foot-stomper. And I felt NO inclination to seal the deal with any untoward physical movement. That's the key arguement here: that there are people who LOVE pop/rock music (or at least bits of it) who simply don't feel the need to 'jump around like an idiot'!

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 8:47pm

It's hard to imagine

four more leaden-footed choices than those... no wonder you never felt the urge to dance. To be fair, I owned three of them (never heard or heard of the other, which is I guess where we parted ways). As for prog, I can't tell one fish from another when they're all so hideously swollen and crammed into the one kettle.

As the man here says: shut up, listen, and dance

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Captain Underpants | 6 December 2011 - 9:20pm

Don't know about dancing as such

But Geno and Won't Get Fooled Again could easily lend themselves to much jumping and strutting around.

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Sven Garlic | 6 December 2011 - 9:25pm

Here's how you make "Are 'Friends' Electric?" danceable.

You strap it to an Adina Howard song, position Richard X at the faders and get the Sugababes to sing it.

That's how.

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 12:33am

I got into music...

because it sounded nice.

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Patrick Crowther | 6 December 2011 - 9:00pm

Wait wait wait

Go back a minute... Colin, you don't like the Rolling Stones? ANY of their stuff? Are you sure you have given them a chance? They were pretty good at one time you know...

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Stephen Merrick | 6 December 2011 - 9:20pm

Sound the klaxon.

Because I think we might have stumbled across the one tiny crossroads where Colin's taste in music intersects mine. I don't like the Stones much either. They're, you know, fine and everything and they've done some great tunes - you can definitely dance to Tumbling Dice and Start Me Up - but mostly they don't really do it for me.

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 12:30am

What about

Street Fighting Man?
Sympathy For The Devil?
Gimme Shelter?

If you haven't heard these, I highly recommend. Life changing stuff.

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Stephen Merrick | 7 December 2011 - 9:07pm

I was wondering if someone might...

...bring that up, Stevemeister!

To be fair, I DO recall, when younger, getting excited about the studio version of 'Gimme Shelter' - which, again (as per my slightly vague suggestion of a common thread in my musical interests), has a really exotic atmosphere about it and some kind of exotic story element (like old blues songs about 'goin' down to Lou'siana, way behind the sun' or 'down to the crossroads' or suchlike). I suppose that's what appealed to me about it. But all that stuff getting off people's clouds or not getting satisfaction - dreadful!

Still, next time I'm round at Trevor's place knocking back the wine I'll get him to put some stones on... can't say fairer than that! :-)

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 9:40pm

I can trace it

back directly to The Monkees "Headquarters" everything else has just been a different version of that. I may have jumped around like an idiot to "Randy Scouse Git" but I was only 5.

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Dave Amitri | 6 December 2011 - 10:04pm

Nah, bollocks

or so I thought but then I remembered that British Sea Power a few weeks back had me jumping around like a div at a gig for the first time in nigh on 20 years and it was GREAT. I used to do it all the time -more usual for me is a bit of a dad-shuffle. Wouldn't really call either dancing but Mr H might be on to something for once.

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spt | 6 December 2011 - 10:10pm

"Mr H might be on to something for once"

...one aims to please :-D

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Colin H | 6 December 2011 - 11:21pm

I think people

..get into music because they go through a stage when they are looking for something that is not offered by their parents, or by any authority that they have been presented with. Music represents something seems attractive and at the time adult. It's made by people who have had experiences that you have yet to have, and sometimes it expresses those experiences in a beautiful way. And this is offered without any judgment or expectation.

To say something like "people just get into pop music because they want to jump around like an idiot" is fairly dumb. To say the least, it's willfully dumb. It's the kind of regressive statement made by people with some weird point ...a "let's dumb anything which shows any danger of being important, down to its lowest common denominator" kind of point. How more annoyed can I get about this ..

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Marky | 7 December 2011 - 1:36am

It's a Word thing

...the outrageous reductive statement is a standard Word device to provoke a reaction. And we fell for it again.

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Twangothan | 7 December 2011 - 9:41am

Is dancing not "important", then?

Seems to be a bit of sniffiness in some quarters, as if the "cerebral" reaction to music is actually better than the reaction that says "Cool! This makes me want to shake my not inconsiderable teacherly rump!"

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 9:55am

No, that's in your head

Whatever the individual person's reaction to music is good. I can only speak for myself but because I like a spot of Prog from time to time I dont walk around looking down my nose at people who don't like it. There does seem to be a bit of chippyness in the other direction though!

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Twangothan | 7 December 2011 - 10:32am

Chippyness...

...nope. I've expressed views about rock snobs before. But I have no issue with people liking Yes. If that floats their boat, fine.

I don't know where the perception that I, or anyone else, has ever slagged off prog fans has come from. I haven't ever said anything much past "I don't like prog". I see it very much coming the other way, though: if I mention pop, I get the whole "here we go again" routine. It's not like I wade into threads about prog and slag it off.

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 10:48am

I think it was me

slagging off proggers. I should apologise. You're off the hook for this one

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Captain Underpants | 7 December 2011 - 10:51am

Unveiled in it's full glory - tada ...

Dance music, music designed primarily for dancing, is a different beast to most Rock music. It has a different intention and gives a different value. People at Rock gigs, when they jig around like demented ferrets very often misinterpret the music. Music designed to be listened to with some kind of full attention, not impaired by rapid head movements, is not necessarily 'cerebral' at all though.

I think there is a type of unfortunate soul who has been bred to see music merely as a dance accompaniment. Some kind of incessant and predictable rhythmic invitation to move their body around. Perhaps it feels to them like the nearest thing they are ever going to get to real participation. Or indeed exercise. That's what they used to do surely in prehistory. Y'know when they used to use a drum to celebrate the killing and the consumption of the wildebeest.

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Marky | 7 December 2011 - 4:34pm

That...

...is the most condescending thing I think I've ever read on this blog. Give the man a prize.

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Bob | 7 December 2011 - 4:36pm

Fantastic!

..what's the prize ... mince pie?

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Marky | 7 December 2011 - 4:38pm

Not so unreasonable Marky

I've danced in clubs but what I would call pure dance music I wouldn't listen to at home and when I've been to gigs and danced I've had fun but missed a lot of what is being done/going on through failure to properly listen. Probably the best and most memorable experiences were through staring mesmerised and not doing much more than nodding along or swaying a little - I find that's sufficient. I recall The Waterboys in a festival in Sweden, tiny crowd - one of the best performances I've seen. Even singing along, though enjoyable, can be detrimental and take something away. You can't beat a bit of awe and reverence.

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Sven Garlic | 7 December 2011 - 8:32pm

Spot on

I got into music (and books, and art, and clothes, and films, and further education, and travelling, and cooking) purely because they proved that there was some sort of world beyond the one that I had with my parents, which consisted, the way I remember it, entirely of watching television in the suburbs. Listening to the Sex Pistols or reading proved that someone, somewhere, wasn't living the same life that everyone I knew accepted as essentially their entire universe. And I bet you that nearly everyone who's ever moved to the city in search of a more fulfilling life owes it to an extent to listening to rock music at an impressionable age.

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bathmat | 7 December 2011 - 1:30pm

Escape

The music you had for yourself - secret and special, not understood by your parents. Listening to Radio Luxembourg with an earphone under the covers in bed. Something mysterious that took you to another place. I quite agree - that was a big part of it.

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Sven Garlic | 7 December 2011 - 8:36pm

My music

When I was at the crucial ages of 11-16, I now know in hindsight that my mum suffered from non-diagnosed depression. To my knowledge, she was not prescribed drugs for it. She had major heart surgery at the time and her mental state was always put down to her heart problems.

Her emotions were erratic, to say the least. Eggshell treading was how things were handled most days. Heightened and extreme reactions to events, spontaneous crying and some days spent entirely in bed (I liked those days, if I'm honest). Other people's houses were gathering places for my happy group of friends, but I kept people away from mine because it might have been fine, but it could so easily go the other way.

My dad was kind but ultimately clueless on how to deal with things so would engineer situations to get him out of the house.

So, music was the escape that promised a better life, a different perspective. This is probably why the more downbeat songs appealed, because they connected (particularly Soft Cell).

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Austin | 9 December 2011 - 8:17pm

LISTEN To The Band!

Hats off to Harrison: it WAS a statement designed to spark debate which, of course, is a goal/function of op ed writing. And on this occasion I thought it an interesting notion - and genuinely wondered was I alone in having no interest/instinct towards physical response to music. Clearly I'm not!

Anyway, let us all tap our toes to Monkee Mike as he commends us to LISTEN to the band. I'm all for that. Other responses to the music are available.

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Colin H | 7 December 2011 - 10:43am

Now THAT I can dance to

Gawd bless yer, Mr H!

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man.of.soup | 7 December 2011 - 1:48pm

LISTEN to the music

sez the Doobies and, of course, you can dance to it as well.

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stimpy | 7 December 2011 - 9:20pm

Ow's about some late period Doobies, boys and gals?

*What* a voice...

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Patrick Crowther | 7 December 2011 - 11:29pm

I just don't get

this 'never felt the urge to dance' stance. It seems weird that people don't get that kind of thrill from music.

Try this: Find a quiet room, put this on loud, and do what Ray tells you. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

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Captain Underpants | 7 December 2011 - 10:55am

Sorry to say

but that's EXACTLY the sort of song that makes me exit the dancefloor. It does properly nothing for me and is actually really hard to dance too. Plus, it's been heard at every wedding disco of the past 25 years along with Reet Petite, Love Shack and Wanna Be Startin' Something. It's too obvious.

It makes me want to go home.

Now if you put on the Sweet's Blockbuster....

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Five-Centres | 7 December 2011 - 11:07am

Blimey

he's Rayproof.

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Captain Underpants | 7 December 2011 - 11:18am

"It will change your life"

...but Captain, with respect, I could just as easily say 'put on some headphones, pour a whiskey and enter the magical mind-world of the Mahavishnu Orchestra'. I'm sensing that you'd 'never feel the urge' - and that's totally fine with me! :-)

It really is just two different responses to music - neither one 'better' or more natural than the other.

And I do, of course, love the Blues Brothers as much as the next man!

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Colin H | 7 December 2011 - 11:01am

Two responses

of equal merit, I accept. But one much more common than the other.

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Captain Underpants | 7 December 2011 - 11:20am

Perhaps, Captain, we can all unite...

...in swaying and grooving to the 'Dance Of Maya'?

No one has adequately pinned down the time signature for this - including band members (the bass player reckoned 13/8, others says 10/8 or 5/4 or something else entirely) - and yet it does groove.

5 to the floor! Let's boogie!

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Colin H | 7 December 2011 - 11:40am

This Maya...

...how many legs has she got?

Shame about the faulty monitors.

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Captain Underpants | 7 December 2011 - 2:18pm

You might have more success with this one, Captain...

...'Cosmic Strut' by the MO Mk2. Apparently it's in alternating sequences of 7/4 and 13/8. Get DOWN!!!

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Colin H | 7 December 2011 - 2:35pm

Thanks Colin

I'll be humming that all day now.

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Captain Underpants | 8 December 2011 - 9:36am
Patrick Crowther | 8 December 2011 - 10:17am

At this point

I'm tempted to paraphrase the great Bill Shankley:

Some people believe music is a matter of life and death, I am very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.

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mojoworking | 7 December 2011 - 1:14pm

Blimey.

I feel it might be time for Kid A (©Pencilsqueezer), who makes an appearance when the Massive's collective goat has been got. In an unusual development, this image is a shot taken in the wild:

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drakeygirl | 8 December 2011 - 9:03am

People, it's easy...

Working class boys dance
Middle class boys don't

That's all.

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art vanderlay | 8 December 2011 - 9:21am

Nah.

I don't think dancing knows any class. Or of it does, I must be an exception.

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Bob | 8 December 2011 - 9:29am

It's a fact

Posh people can't dance or swear properly.

Alexei Sayle told me that.

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mojoworking | 8 December 2011 - 9:32am

One exception.

Brian Sewell. Possibly the most eloquent and articulate swearer I've ever heard.

nb - dancing skills not seen

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Six Dog | 8 December 2011 - 12:19pm

I'm middle class and I love dancing.

I might be rubbish at it but that's beside the point, n'est-ce pas?

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Andrew Harrison | 9 December 2011 - 12:17pm

FWIW...

...I finally opened my new issue and read the offending article. I agreed with every last word of it. Excellent stuff.

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Bob | 8 December 2011 - 1:12pm

yep me too

Also - as others have pointed out so gratifying to see the Meaning Of Cliff post represented, very pleased to see some of mine but more than anything else - started laughing all over again about 'Nancy Spungen' and 'OMD' - just magnificent

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FakeGeordie | 9 December 2011 - 9:14pm

Laura Barton

wrote a rather splendid piece the other day about how she experiences music (and saying how she finds compiling end of year lists unrealistic and clinical). The final exquisite par seems relevant to this thread. I think she expresses how I feel about music, even though I can't dance to save my life.

Because I don't know that this is how most of us experience music. Just as the autopsy report tells us little of the life lived, gives us no flavour or scent, no humour or passion of the individual passed, I can't help but feel that these end-of-year lists, however considered and thoughtful and heartfelt, tell us little about the way we have relished music over the past 12 months of our lives. I believe that the way most of us experience music is not in a system of weights and measures and lists, but in a way that is red-blooded and vibrant and vital: we feel it in our bones and our bodies, in our hearts and our hips; we feel it dancing on a Friday night, charging right up from our stockinged feet.

You can read the full Guardian article here. Do. It's really good.

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drakeygirl | 9 December 2011 - 10:37pm

That

is a GREAT paragraph.

We could combine this with the synesthesia thread...

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sitheref2409 | 10 December 2011 - 1:53am

Tommy James..

When I was about ten or so I was listening to one of those compilation 8-Track tapes and I first heard "Crimson and Clover" I was so impressed that I had to run and tell the family what a great song it was and I played it over the speakers in my house..so I guess I've always been a head over the feet type of Pop aficionado.

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ablewalker | 10 December 2011 - 12:54am

Euterpe

Got into music because it's the highest artform, ya?

You don't need 'educating' to love it, and music has an emotional impact that doesn't need language.

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TreyRoque | 10 December 2011 - 11:16am
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