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ATM: Builders

GD Nicholson Esq.'s picture

Are they allowed to drill the shit out of things before 8am on a Saturday morning? It's literally right next door to my flat and they also have halogen lights that they keep on all night right outside my window.

I could cope with all that if they weren't shouting at each other in godawful Bristolian, which as we all know is a fake westcountry accent because Bristol is in the south midlands.

(I know this is probably one for 'That's Britain!' on BBC1, but I'm not at that level of mouth-foaming anger yet. Plus Nick Knowles is a knobber. Which is pleasingly alliterative.

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Scum...

Subhuman scum.

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Patrick Crowther | 3 December 2011 - 10:31am

Being as though you were up anyway

couldn't you have made them a cup of tea? I don't know, self, self bloody self some people ;)

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mark0510 | 3 December 2011 - 11:01am

No respect

I think a lot of DIY in this country is embarked on because people don't want to have anything to do with bolshie arrogant thoughtless builders. We avoid letting them anywhere near our house unless absolutely necessary.

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JohnW | 3 December 2011 - 1:11pm

Good luck

with your DIY and hope you know what you're doing. Bad DIY fucks up more properties than any amount of dodgy builders. I get a good proportion of my work from putting right what enthusiastic amateurs have messed up.

A poem:

Lord Finchley, by Hillaire Belloc

Lord Finchley tried to mend the Electric Light
Himself. It struck him dead: And serve him right!
It is the business of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan.

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Mike_H | 3 December 2011 - 3:36pm

Most things aren't hard

If we don't know what we're doing then we read about it. I wouldn't knock a wall down without expert advice but I'd rather trust a surveyer than a builder. I wouldn't build a wall (except a garden wall) because I couldn't do it as neatly as someone that does it for a living. I would undertake most electrical tasks because I know what I'm doing and plumbing isn't difficult either. Doors and windows are not a problem either. I've never had a reason for anybody to come and fix anything I do. Unlike the other way round where we've had to fix stuff a tradesman has done.

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JohnW | 3 December 2011 - 4:14pm

Where is Bristol?

I've always thought of Gloucester as south midlands and Bristol as the start of the west country. I guess, if I thought about it enough I'd say th border between the two was somewhere around Stroud or Dursley.

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stimpy | 3 December 2011 - 1:24pm

By definition

surely it cant be in the Midlands? It's got sea.
Builders? My experience hasn't been great - cheap ones don't know what they are doing and good ones charge the Earth.
Decorators too - I had one do some wallpapering for me once and he didn't even match the pattern up. A complete dogs dinner.When we questioned him he said 'I thought it looked a bit odd".

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Steve Turner | 3 December 2011 - 3:35pm

You have my sympathy but

at least the builders are doing something (if at the wrong time). We have had the opposite problem.

The building next door to ours is a small block of flats owned by the council. About two years ago one of the tenants had problems with damp seeping into her internal walls. The council, after a couple of months, decided that it was caused by a leak in the roof. They had to put scaffolding up to get to the roof, with half of it in our garden. We agreed to this to help out our neighbours.

The repair work was eventually done two weeks ago after a long series of complaints from both our neighbours and ourselves. It took three hours. The scaffolding had been up for fifteen months. It's still up now. I've just raised another complaint with the council. As the scaffolding has the name of a private company on it, I guess that the council is paying rent for it, and that must by now have well out-weighed the cost of the two brick layers who spend an afternoon on it doing the work.

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Melville | 3 December 2011 - 2:15pm

council, you say ...

I would have them all shot! ;)

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Steerpike | 3 December 2011 - 2:22pm

By that reckoning...

London is in the south midlands as well.

I hate them soft southern bastards in the channel islands.

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art vanderlay | 3 December 2011 - 2:20pm

Not before 8 AM no:

NOISE CONTROL
Attention is drawn to the Control of Pollution Act 1974, which allows the Council to set the times during which work may be carried out and the methods of work to be used. These requirements can extend to the following work:

a) The erection, construction, alteration, repair or maintenance of buildings, structures or roads;

RECOMMENDED TIMES OF WORKING

Hours of working – the recommended hours for work within a Residential Zone are:

Monday to Friday: 8am to 7pm

Saturday: 8am to 1pm

Sunday and Public Holidays: No noisy operations

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Dr.Pill | 3 December 2011 - 2:27pm

It's almost…

...the shortest day of the year. Perhaps they wanted to start at first light to make sure they get a full day's work in. Bastards.

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Inky Fingers | 3 December 2011 - 2:38pm

I Work In The Building Trade

and take great exception to the generalised disdain all too many of the desk-jockey classes seem to hold builders in, encouraged by those nice-and-cheap-to-make "Builders From Hell" -type daytime TV programmes.
The customers want us to do the work that they can't and that we can, but too many of them think they can pay us peanuts and then try and squeeze freebie extras out of us while looking down their noses at us.

They can fuck right off.

Building tradespeople have valuable skills and expect to be paid in just accordance to them. They have mortgages and families too.

My particular skill is as an Electrician. I had to study and pass exams to be able to do my work and I have to retrain (at my own expense, generally) regularly to keep up with what's current in the statutory regulations I need to work to.

As for drilling before 8am, I agree it's not pleasant for the neighbours and personally I'd want to avoid it, but perhaps your neighbour who is paying them is insisting it must be done to a very tight deadline (i.e. yesterday). Possibly the leaving on of the bright lights, for security of the site, is at his instigation too.

Omelettes and eggs, omelettes and eggs. There is no practical way I know of to drill a wall silently and at this time of year there's not enough daylight for getting sufficient work done in a day to make it pay, without using artificial light.

There are, of course, bad builders who shame the rest of us, same as their are crap accountants, IT consultants, journalists, lawyers, doctors etc. When do we get "Accountants From Hell" or "Lazy Procrastinating Solicitors" on afternoon TV?

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Mike_H | 3 December 2011 - 3:29pm

It's easy to forget the other side sometimes

Ruffled your feathers a bit - 'They can fuck right off' made me lol.

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Lunaman | 3 December 2011 - 3:51pm

Elerctricians

Have got a really good one that does jobs for us and he is a Godsend. We also have a great reliable plumber.
I agree with you totally that it is the bad ones that tarnish your reputation - same in all walks of life.I don envy you all the changes in legislation every 5 minutes that's for sure.

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Steve Turner | 3 December 2011 - 3:39pm

'A great reliable plumber'

Don't shout we'll all want one!

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Lunaman | 3 December 2011 - 3:52pm

Put off

Ive been put off by dreadful experiences with builders over the years to the point where I just won't even consider trying to get anything done unless I'm desperate. Only today I was looking at the kitchen and bathroom in my mum's retirement flat which I'd love to have replaced, but I just can't face it, or put her through the torture of it. They'll have to stay as they are. I know a good decorator, plumber and sparky so for small stuff we're ok, but a rough rule of thumb is "if it might involve a plasterer, I'm not doing it". There must be a massive market for reliable, tidy, efficient builders, which is presumably why they are so hard to find. I dont even mind paying proper money for a proper job, but I've had incredible difficulty in the past just getting them to turn up and quote. Dreadful. More Poles!!!

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Twangothan | 3 December 2011 - 5:44pm

We had a bad experience a few years ago

depending on your point of view the builder either resigned or I sacked him. He then sued me for nearly the full cost of the job despite leaving us with a non functioning boiler and a stripped out kitchen, bare walls, wiring I didn't trust so had to be ripped out (I was right, the electrician who cut it out found several bodges) and an illegal RSJ. I could go on but the upshot was three visits to the small claims court with a judge who thought we should be able to sort it ourselves, tosser.
We had several visits from builders who looked at the disaster, sucked their teeth a bit and then declined to even quote for the work as they didn't like taking on other peoples cock ups. Then two unlikely looking guys came in and rescued us and didn't even overcharge us
Anyway, like Twangothan above, we can't face having any more major work done, even by people we trust. The noise, mess and potential for cock ups is too much.

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davebigpicture | 3 December 2011 - 6:48pm
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