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At what age should men stop wearing t-shirts with band names?
I ask because even though I haven't worn a t-shirt of any kind for many years, I am well into my second half century and am the proud owner (and wearer) of a couple of Ben Sherman shirts with (authorised) Beatles logos as the design. One of them has the AHDN photos in a fetching shade of blue and such is the cleverness of the design they look like fish. The other just has TheBeatles in the drum kit lettering, very small and in a repeated design (like wallpaper if you know what I mean).
Every time I decide to wear them a little voice (getting increasingly louder) says this is really naff. But nobody says anything. Either they don't notice or they're having a good old smirk.
OTOH if I were to wear something with, say STEELY DAN in large letters - well, I just wouldn't. (However I did buy a 1 GB flash drive with SD printed on it at their recent show).
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On this one I'm quite relaxed
it's those guys my age walking around in Super Dry and Abercrombie & Fitch that just gets the red mist descending. It's like a pony tail on any male between 24 and 84 years old. Intolerable. The North Face? Ok (because I've climbed it, maybe). Berghaus, yeah, don't care. Some brands should come with an age advisory.
Bands? Fine.
The answer, as always, is Fountains of Wayne:
I bought you a light blue T shirt last night
From some band I couldn't stand But their logo's alright
Abercrombie & Fitch
A friend wears a T shirt with a variation on this - Apple Crumble & Fish.
Band T shirts - not a fan, although I do feel different about record labels. I have a couple of rather natty Trojan Records, Pressure Sounds and Soul Jazz Records ones.
Berghaus
Now that is one brand I do buy because of the quality of the clothes.
I had no idea it was associated with anything other than good functionality as outdoor clothing
It has other associations ?
It's just a maker of particulalry good rucksacks isn't it - take a lot more wear than some others I've had.
It does have other associations...
A friend of mine works for an outdoor clothing retailer and she reports that Berghaus is a very popular brand among groups of young men normally associated with Burberry baseball caps and tracksuits. So much so that it's known as 'Burglarhouse' among people who work in her shop. Which makes me cross, because I'm a keen walker and have invested a wedge in the stuff over the years.
Asimilar thing caught out my mate Ian a few years back..
Ironically, I've just been on the phone to him. Anyway. He's a keen sailor and tends to wear a lot of Henri Lloyd gear, on the grounds that it costs him a packet so he's going to get some use out of it. He went for a night out in Sheffield and wasn't allowed in any of the pubs. HL stuff had been adopted as the garb du jour of the local drug-dealers and ensured a "Not tonight, son" from the all the doormen.
I bought a nice black North Face waterproof for Glastonbury
a couple of years ago, and was immediately complemented on my "Norris Green plastic gangster" look by sundry wits and wags. Bloody thing doesn't even keep the rain out.
I'd hazard a guess
at when they get stained with your Meals-on-Wheels gravy.
Other than that, keep on doing what you're happy with.
I'm with you here Helena.
Mind you, the chances of getting any freebie gravy stains on my favourite 'Little Feat - Since 1969' T-shirt are pretty remote, even in my dotage. Unless DC's genius 'Big Society' can rustle up several dozen more pairs of Hairy Bikers, I fear that Meals On Wheels might be doomed as a service. But even if I dribbled Lidl baked beans from a past-its-sell-by-date budget can liberated from the council recycling facility down my magnificent 100% cotton black with white lettering beauty, I'd still wear it proudly.
Life is short
Where the bloody hell what you want to.
I'll carry on wearing them
you wouldn't want to see me without them - and it's too cold this time of the year to go topless.
Led Zeppelin T shirts
My rather wonderful girlfriend Carol uses my Led Zep Tee shirts to sleep in.
They look better on her than me.
Is
She from Luton?
Is She from Luton?
She is from Birkenhead actually.
Why you ask?
Carol from Luton
Use the search box to find out more (or possibly less) about the elusive 'Carol from Luton'.
Good job she's not from Stevenage.
Twang and I saw some Stevenage girls on the late train last Friday who would have looked swamped and overdressed in a T shirt. They appeared to have been dressed by some arcane form of dipping process involving the liquid application of the thinnest cotton in the smallest quantities measurable by modern equipment. Their make up was thicker than their 'dresses'. Most alarming.
And you didn't take pictures?
One day I might...
...come to a mingle with a woman in a 'Carol From Luton' T-shirt. And then it'll be up to the assembled to work out if it's mere crassness, a double bluff, a triple bluff, a quadruple bluff etc etc. And of course sometimes 'hiding in plain sight' is the most cunning option...
Anyway, when IS the next London mingle? I find myself with a very open diary for 2012 and a little spare cash in my pocket...
I wear T shirts but I never...
...wear any with logos/brand/band names. Seems wrong somehow. I do, however, own a Mahavishnu Orchestra one. Just in case...
That must be a big t shirt
To fit all that lettering on! The only rule to apply to t shirt wearing is it must be a band you love or loved. There seems to be a trend for toddler band t shirts at the mo. It is funny in a bad way to see a two year old in a shirt with the Stones' lip logo on the front.
But Dadmerizer...
...just imagine the expression on the T Shirt printer's face when Les Holroyd rang up to ask for a stash of merchandise with 'Les Holroyd's Barclay James Harvest Featuring Wooly Wolstenholme' on it...
No bands
no logos
unlesss you are 0-10 in which case your clothing choices are made for you.
or you are 10 - 19 when you have either insouciance or conviction
otherwise, never
Those days are now over as is
The wearing of replica contemporary football shirts. Although I feel strangley comfortable in my 1960's West Ham top with the legendary No6 on the back.
I think a subtle band logo on a shirt is just about acceptable for the 50+ age group, but not advisable.
I'll carry on wearing my Pink Floyd t-shirt
as I enter my 50th year (souvenir from their last tour) but I'm unlikely to get any more unless either Primark start doing them, or I happen to see the classic Mano Negra t-shirt design.
Sometimes
at 42 years of age, I'll feel self-conscious when entering a hostelry with my bright orange Husker Du t-shirt on, but then I look at what has become the de-rigeur uniform for my age of jeans and short-sleeved / rugby shirt and it just seems so..dull, like "That's it now for the rest of my life..this is all I'm going to wear". Don't like it. There's a time and a place for being smart, but otherwise, just let your freak flag fly.
*P.S. I'd always go with logos, but not photos, band names, not individuals, but that's my personal preference.
That's what gives me a sense of relief
What I wear now, I can keep wearing - no need to try and impress anyone anymore.
The words
"my bright orange Husker Du t-shirt" deserve an up arrow. And will get one. Consider yourself saluted.
I also have a purple / pink tie-dye one
with the logo and that symbol of the circle and lines intersecting.
That tends to be for the Summer Wardrobe though.
I think George summed it up..
never
see above
I have a Rush T-Shirt
which I wear with pride, even at my relatively advanced age.
Also have an old 'Lebowski Fest' T-Shirt that always provokes a lot of questions (or odd looks).
Hold on
It's but one step from "no bands" to 'no superheroes" and then I have a REAL problem.
Monday - Friday is work wear.
Saturday, generally, is either rugby wear or "DO try to not embarrass me" dress code with a rather chic friend.
Sunday? Sunday is MY day. Bands are coming out. So too my "Shako - the only bear on the CIA death list", Green Lantern logos, Superman and Batman, or my myriad Scotland t-shirts. They reflect the things I like and are important to me.
I would - to be clear - also wear a t shirt from an illustrious 'serious' author - but there aren't any.
I'd be distraught
if I couldn't wear my Captain Britain / Civil War / Galactus ones (note the Marvel bias).
My GLW likes wearing an old one of Neil Gaiman's "Death" character to the gym.
Absolutely right.
My Jack Kirby Mr Fantastic shirt is probably the most indispensable item in the wardrobe, not least because my hair's gone a bit like his these days.
I'm sure we could
wax lyrical for ages about just how awesome / iconic Kirby's designs are. They make for the best t-shirts.
Excelsior
I really want a Darkseid shirt
There are some great ones out there
Wear what you want, when you want
And if you embarrass the kids in the process, so much the better.
One rule only - NEVER wear a band t-shirt when in the audience watching said band. Especially if you bought it half an hour earlier and are now wearing it over the clothes you came out in.
Ha ha
yes absolutely,
Went to a John Foxx gig recently and saw a family of four each wearing a different John Foxx shirt. Felt quite sorry for the two kids who looked like they'd rather be at a Rihanna gig. Makes it feel like a weird religious cult.
I noted quite a lot of this at Depeche Mode as well..what is it with electro-pop family outings?
Oh the horror...
I have seen photographic evidence of Depeche Mode fans dressing up their babies to look like the band. Dave Gahan's bearded tattooed junkie "look" is a hard one to replicate when the model is a two-year-old still in nappies.
I don't actually own any band tees anymore
but I'll certainly be wearing an Agitation Free teeshirt if they are available at next year's gigs. But then again, nobody would know that it was a band teeshirt.
I see nothing wrong with it if its the music you grew up with. However, at 45, I would feel exceptionally self-conscious if I were to sport attire from any band that formed in the last decade or so.
But I'm the last person to seek fashion advice from - I employ a wife to purchase clothes and dress me!
Oh God!
I've just found a site that will supply me with an Agitation Free t-shirt for a tenner. What do I do, what do I do?
Dunno.
Best ask the wife?
I don't think there is an age limit with this...
although I decided to stop wearing them around ten years ago. I just didn't feel right in them anymore. Nicely made Italian shirt, that'll do me now.
With jeans and tweed jacket
a la Clarkson? ;-)
Not so far from the truth...
I don't think he looks too bad actually. I'm not as fat as him though.
Live and let live...
... but inwardly I'd be thinking:
middle-aged man in a Superdry T-shirt - a dick;
middle-aged man in a Rolling Stones/Ramones T-Shirt bought from Tesco - a knobhead (I include myself in this category);
man in a Mahavishnu Orchestra T-shirt - a Colin.
Touche, LampostLeaningWindowCleanerMeister...
...touche! :-D
Shouldn't that be
Man in George Formby T - A Banjo?
Can you really get Ramones
Can you really get Ramones t-shirts in Tesco? If so I might have to have a complete re-think of my life!
Yup
And Motorhead, AC/DC and The Beatles (Asda currently doing a Sgt Pepper one - yours for £6 via the best sweatshops south Asia can provide)
My Wife has a innate dislike of football shirts
on older men. So you won't be seeing me in a vintage Spurs shirt any time soon.
Curiously, her dislike does not extend to NHL/Hockey wear, so I'm safe in my Canucks T-shirt/Hoodie (which she bought).
Today I wore this T-Shirt
Is it acceptable?
Not
if your moobs made their noses 3D
I'll give you that one Helena
(he said through clenched teeth)
Although, strangely, Ringo's nose protrudes much further than Paul's. Hmmm... that’s not normal, is it?
Moje
I want it and I want it all over my body
The worlds best rhythm section - even more than Paul Thompson and whoever could cope with Byron Ferrari that album/tour
Where from?
From here
http://www.8ball.co.uk/
It gets a lot of comments from young and old alike, I must say.
Alas
Gorn
Sold out
I'll keep an eye out for it though
Someone is selling them on eBay
All sizes:
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/BEATLES-DRUM-AND-BASS-PAUL-AND-RINGO-MENS-MUS...
Definitely acceptable...
Do they do one for Wyman and Watts?
Hours of fun with that...
A half decent bit of software will see you making your own iron on patches for this type of thing.
The Ox & Moon (nb this is what my pub will be called)
J-PJ & Bonzo
Phil 'n' Colin
Mani & Reni
I'm off to play!
How about
The Oxy & Moron?
Several bands could supply a rhythm section fitting that description :-)
Particularly...
...The Who.
Just remove one letter from each word. Actually, don't bother removing it from the second...
Oh, I think that's a little unfair, Colin
I always though Kenney Jones seemed a reasonable sort of chap.
I too have this tiny voice suggesting it's a bad idea
but a few minutes of blasting out the glorious sounds of whatever band it is, and I'm re-convinced that I'm doing myself n(and the world) a favour by wearing it.
I 'm 60 and I still wear 'em
I'm selective, of course. I have a couple of Blockheads t-shirts which are now getting too scruffy to wear and an Antibalas shirt is currently my favourite. Actually, all my band t-shirts are looking as knackered as me these days. Time to restock.
I used to make a point of wearing my Motörhead 25th anniversary tour shirt (with a big Lemmy portrait on the front) whenever I went to gigs at Ronnie Scott's, just to wind the jazz-snob door staff up, but I haven't been there since Pete King sold up and the new owners ruined it.
I didn't know that
Shame. Big chunk of my youth gone ...
Shouldn't the question be:
Should men ever wear t-shirts with band names?
At what age should men stop wearing t-shirts with band names?
At what age should men stop wearing t-shirts with band names?
Never.
If other people dont like it, they can fuck off.
Well said
Why worry? I'm a music fan and like people to know it - if they think I'm a tit then that's their problem. It's not like I am trying to look young or anything. I'm 61 and will wear anything I effing well want to.....
It depends
If you've owned said T-shirt since time immemorial (thanks Q.I.), and it's faded more often than Liverpool's recent title winning hopes then I'd say get rid.
If, however, it's a recent purchase etc- do what you like, wear what you like!.
When they wish to stop doing so
and at no other time. And bollocks to whatever anyone else might think of it.
I'm wearing my Beatles Let It Be album cover shirt today....
...I have about 5 Beatles tee shirts, 2 Zeppelin, a Zappa, 2 Black Crowes and a few others.
I dont tend to care too much. I like them and thats enough for me. I'm nearly 40 so care not too much about looking cool anyway.
Hang on...
...are you saying I might have to stop wearing them???
I'm still wrestling with the notion that as I get closer to thirty (not long now) I might not be able to get away with long hair any more!
*double post*
A Word reader, yesterday
Thelonious Monk T-shirt
Yesterday I was wearing this:
Every time I wear it, lots of attractive young ladies flock around me, purring "Oh duco01, Monk is so cool".*
* May not actually be true.
The Loneliest Monk...
The coolest musician that ever lived. Fact.
Even the name
just rolls off the tongue in a shimmering haze of cool.
Thelonious Sphere Monk. Deep cool!
Mr Crowther, Mr H
You might just have a point there...
There's no "might" about it...
it's an established fact.
Lollicking around in a Silver Surfer T.
Currently 55 will be 56 on the 1st February. Still do colouring in for fun and profit. Tried growing up, didn't take to it so I'm a gonna keep my freak flag flying. Do I care what others think? Do I fuc.....
Gimme an 'F', etc
*raises freak fist in salute*
(56 since October)
I've got a lovely
Mott the Hoople I bought a few years ago and have no plans to stop wearing it. In fact my aim - year on year - is to eventually have pretty much a band t-shirt for each band I like. I'm quite happy to imagine myself twice my current age (which would be 86) wearing anything from The Sea Urchins to a Barbera Dickson t. It's a pity The Ramones have been over-t-shirted mind...
Here's my latest T shirt acquisition...
I stopped wearing t-shirts a long time ago.
I prefer something with a collar.
I do have a Blue Öyter Cult polo shirt in the wardrobe, though.. Logo on left nipple, quite tasteful..
All my other clothes do have band names on them. I'm assuming there's some bands called Crew, North Face, Mountain Hardwear and Rab.
Wearing a band t-shirt ....
...whilst at a gig for the very same band is a definite no-no in my book.
Makes one look a mentalist.
Stranger still
are those people who buy a t-shirt in the foyer on the way in and then change into it before the gig starts. So you get hordes of people in identical, often ill-fitting, brand new shirts.
So
I'm a strange mentalist ?
I can live with that.
Ever been to an Iron Maiden show?
Scary, scary, scary.
btw - great fun too.
My considered opinion
is that LIFE IS TOO "£%$&%& SHORT to give a rat's ass what any other fucker thinks of what you wear.
YMMV etc.
Don't be stupid!
You're never too old for T-Shirts - In fact I urge the massive to buy more and more!
Tony (T-Shirt Designer and Manafacturer) - Would anybody like a link to my shop!? lol
I represent the Old Young Conservatives.
How much for a gross of the 'George - He don't give a fuck.' design shown above? Mostly in Hereditary Landowners size (XXXL), obviously.
I may have to....
make my own version of that one - I didn't realise that there was such a big market for them - watch this space!
Mistake
Wear what you like, when you like. However, I bought a Super Dry tee shirt about a year ago. I liked the sort of anonymous retro design. I got it in this tiny shop.. I though it was a limited edition import sort of thing. I wore it once to my step daughter’s school summer fete. Of course, I looked like a complete twat. Don’t even know where it is now.
Will someone save me the trouble of Googling
'Super Dry' please? WTF is it?
Glad I wasn't the only one.
Super Dry is a range of clothing, mainly tee shirts that look like retro American oil, car and drag racing tees, but with some Japanese writing. I like some of the designs but they were worn by Beckham and now are so popular with a certain type of designer labelled obsessed,20-30 something men makes them unwearable.
It's the male Juicy Couture or Abercrombie,
i.e. wretched uniform of mall people across the land.
*cue wave of cancelled subscriptions from SuperDry-clad WORD readers*
Any ideas.
My prefered Tee is one advertising something that probably never existed or has long gone. "Abe's Rib Joint" "Tony's Motors" sort of 1950's American stylee... Any ideas as can't seem to find them anywhere?
Old T shirts are best.
Here's conclusive proof of how wonderful the 1970s were.
Mmmm
Cycle parts....
T-shirts... in this weather?
Brrrrr.......
I think the woman up above...
...might agree!
That reminds me
I must get the organ stops fixed on my Hammond B3.
Also, does anyone know where I can buy some chapel hat pegs?
Stimpy would probably know
He'll be back in a bit. He had to pop out. Something reminded him that his Landrover needed some new wheel-nuts.
But in Newcastle ...
http://newsthump.com/2010/01/08/coldest-night-forces-newcastle-residents...
Really never
And certainly not at gigs. You'll be mistaken for a roadie.
No shorts either.
oh dear
Just wore my Ramones t shirt to the gym...
According to my GLW
it is when he gets married. So that was pretty much the end of that then. The same with jeans. And dressing predominantly in black (because she does and it would look odd if we both did. Apparently).
FOBBITS!
Check out the Urban Dictionary on this....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fobbits
Harsh, harsh, harsh..
And I will not be mentioning the term at the next Mingle.
When to stop wearing band t-shirts
just after your wedding day it seems...
Jeans
Prob gonna stop wearing em after 50.. It just seems right..
Don't wanna turn into Clarkson..
I confess
to still wearing my Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia t-shirt, complete with "what a long strange dip it's been" on the back. It amused me when I bought it (20-odd years ago) and, sad to say, it amuses me still. Also, it's a tye-die and therefore perfect for wearing while decorating.
Trackies, Combats, Hoodies, even lycra
I didn't spend my youth railing against being told what to wear, only to self-impose my own unnecessary dress code when I reached middle age. And just in case that list makes you feel queezy, I still play team sport, so am almost certainly more athletic than the majority of sportswear users, I cycle thousands of miles a year and, strangely enough, I find cycling kit is the ideal kit in which to cycle and as for hoodies - well, they're for old people, obviously. They're lovely and warm and perfect for when the weather turns.
I once saw a broadsheet article suggesting that men over 30 shouldn't wear fleeces. FFS. Ignore the self-appointed fashion police and wear what you want.
Men over 30 shouldn't listen to broadsheet newspaper columnists,
for that matter.
never, its who you are and
never, its who you are and well tnf shirts or m&s shirts, no thanks, give me a wonderful band illustration any day of the week.
The Man Tit Factor
Never mind T-shirts with band names, I stopped wearing all T-shirts after I saw myself in a gym mirror and spotted my man tits jogging about like washing in a tumble drier.
Surely I can't be the only portly old duffer on here who's stopped wearing T-shirts for that reason?
You paint an attractive picture
Olthwaithe ;-)
support the band
@ 52 I still get out to see a band at lest once a week. If I like them I'll by a shirt & CD just to help them with some breakfast money. It's hard out there on the road in hard time like we have right now. Support good music. Buy a shirt! You don't have to put it on. The shirt anyway
That's a nice comment
So what band is PJ in then? Eh? Eh?
The Law according to Ed Byrne in today's Metro
"If you're wearing a T-shirt with the name of a band on it, you can be stopped and asked to name your three favourite album tracks (not singles) by said band. If you are unable to answer the question, the T-shirt must be removed and you will be issued with another T-shirt with the words 'I am big phoney' emblazoned across it."