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Ashes To Vinyl - Live On Beyond The Groove

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I thought it was a straight choice between burial or cremation. But now there's a third option for music-lovers heading for the giant record fair in the sky: vinyl reincarnation.

A company called Rest In Vinyl is providing a rather unique service - the chance to spin on for eternity after it creates a vinyl record made of...um...well....YOU.

According to its website http://www.andvinyly.com/ RIV turns your ashes into a vinyl recording featuring a personal message, your last will and testament, your home-made soundtrack, or simply your very own 'pops and crackles'.

Anyone tempted? Massive chaps may be more interested than the women, if only for the fact that they'd achieve their lifelong dream of being 12".

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I'm trying hard to resist the innuendo potential

by not mentioning anything about the many male Word bloggers who will doubtless leap at the chance to achieve their lifelong dream of being 12". Oh...

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 8:18pm

I mean, to be honest,

even a 7" would be worth telling the girls about at the next Massive meet.

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 8:25pm

Another slip of the finger

We know you meant Massive meat, Gauntlet..

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Lenny Law | 30 August 2010 - 11:22pm

Oh dear.

I really must keep a firmer grip on things.

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 11:37pm

"hard"

oops, wrong medium

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el hombre malo | 30 August 2010 - 8:53pm

Quite unintentional,

a Freudian slip of the fingers, if you will.

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 8:59pm

well, as it is your first slip of this kind ...

Oh, wait.

Oh.

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el hombre malo | 30 August 2010 - 9:08pm

I don't know what to say, usually I'm a safe pair of hands.

I've played a fair bit of vinyl in my time, you know. First, freeing it from the outer then the inner sleeve, holding it ever so gently as I slip it into position. Then, of course, you have to get things going at the right speed...

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 9:20pm

I'm more of a

flexi-disc these days.

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Dave Amitri | 30 August 2010 - 8:20pm

Ha! Fat Chance Of Getting Me Down To 12".

It'd have to be a double album or nothing, young drakeygirl! A true monster of a Tales of Topographic Oceans type thing, for which I promise you would be truly grateful.

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itfc1959 | 30 August 2010 - 8:34pm

"Gatefold, sir?"

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Graeme Thomson | 30 August 2010 - 8:33pm

Monty Python's Matching Tie & Handkerchief

Double groove, man - feel the length.

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Nick White | 30 August 2010 - 8:38pm

I knew you would all

rise to the occasion.
Just remember, keep it covered up or it'll warp. Make sure you take good care of the arm. Use a fluffer if needed. And if it gets too scratched, see a doctor for some ointment.

I think I'm spent now.

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drakeygirl | 30 August 2010 - 9:57pm

Aw, never mind, boys.

I could keep going for ages...

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 10:01pm

If the groove wears out

you can always flip it over and play the B side

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Captain Underpants | 30 August 2010 - 10:18pm

True

but the B side can be an acquired taste.

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 10:27pm

Is that

An acquired taste for moon sausage?

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drakeygirl | 30 August 2010 - 10:53pm

C'mon Drakey...

What girl can't at least be persuaded to try a bit of the old moon sausage?

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Gauntlet | 30 August 2010 - 10:55pm
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