Entertainment For Lively Minds
Ashes To Vinyl - Live On Beyond The Groove
Posted by drakeygirl on 30 August 2010 - 8:11pm.
I thought it was a straight choice between burial or cremation. But now there's a third option for music-lovers heading for the giant record fair in the sky: vinyl reincarnation.
A company called Rest In Vinyl is providing a rather unique service - the chance to spin on for eternity after it creates a vinyl record made of...um...well....YOU.
According to its website http://www.andvinyly.com/ RIV turns your ashes into a vinyl recording featuring a personal message, your last will and testament, your home-made soundtrack, or simply your very own 'pops and crackles'.
Anyone tempted? Massive chaps may be more interested than the women, if only for the fact that they'd achieve their lifelong dream of being 12".
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I'm trying hard to resist the innuendo potential
by not mentioning anything about the many male Word bloggers who will doubtless leap at the chance to achieve their lifelong dream of being 12". Oh...
I mean, to be honest,
even a 7" would be worth telling the girls about at the next Massive meet.
Another slip of the finger
We know you meant Massive meat, Gauntlet..
Oh dear.
I really must keep a firmer grip on things.
"hard"
oops, wrong medium
Quite unintentional,
a Freudian slip of the fingers, if you will.
well, as it is your first slip of this kind ...
Oh, wait.
Oh.
I don't know what to say, usually I'm a safe pair of hands.
I've played a fair bit of vinyl in my time, you know. First, freeing it from the outer then the inner sleeve, holding it ever so gently as I slip it into position. Then, of course, you have to get things going at the right speed...
I'm more of a
flexi-disc these days.
Ha! Fat Chance Of Getting Me Down To 12".
It'd have to be a double album or nothing, young drakeygirl! A true monster of a Tales of Topographic Oceans type thing, for which I promise you would be truly grateful.
"Gatefold, sir?"
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Monty Python's Matching Tie & Handkerchief
Double groove, man - feel the length.
I knew you would all
rise to the occasion.
Just remember, keep it covered up or it'll warp. Make sure you take good care of the arm. Use a fluffer if needed. And if it gets too scratched, see a doctor for some ointment.
I think I'm spent now.
Aw, never mind, boys.
I could keep going for ages...
If the groove wears out
you can always flip it over and play the B side
True
but the B side can be an acquired taste.
Is that
An acquired taste for moon sausage?
C'mon Drakey...
What girl can't at least be persuaded to try a bit of the old moon sausage?