I was rushed in a few years back (sans blue light) but when they hooked me up to that it was fantastic.
You'll get sorted man, dinna fear, the NHS isn't fulla horror stories, and I can testify.

get well soon
James

How could we wish you a speedy recovery if we didn't know you were indisposed in the first place?

Get well soon.

Last year I was in the coronary care unit for a week (I broke my leg and post-op suffered a large clot on my lung). No wi-fi, no telly, no mobile phone, nothing with a plug (has to be checked by an electrician). It was the longest week of my life.

On the upside, after discharge home, I discovered this blog.

Enjoy the morphine and get better soon.

for a little "self regarding nonsense".
Get well soon Stimpy.

Sounds painful, fella. Get well soon.

(Video is from Carry On Doctor)

- all the best for a full and speedy recovery.

You must have gone private ;-)

Chin up. Get better soon.

A ruptured bladder!!! That sounds horrific!!

Hope you're on the mend soon!

Keep your fingers crossed for a Joanne Whalley lookie-likee on the ward and get well soon.

Been trying to find that famous interview with Graham Hill from his hospital bed to post here for cheering-up puposes, but alas, the internet has failed me.

Keep your pecker up.

Read into that what you will. But do get yourself better and home soon, sir

best wishes for a speedy recovery but at least we don't miss out on the postings.

For a complete recovery Stimpy.

hope it's a speedy recovery and confess..where you in Kenny and did you drum on "The Bump" ?

I'm sending you a bottle of Lucozade, some grapes and a 50 CD Grateful Dead Tour Rehearsals '72 box set through the ether.

And in the meantime, here's some Led Zeppelin.

...here? HERE?!? Surely some mistake...

What you need Stimps is some cheery balladry from Ken Middleton and his ukulele. No, no - I insist! (And get well soon...)

Whatever you do, avoid episodes of Casualty, House, Holby City or Quincy. They will freak you out.

They smart, they do.

My wife's an ITU nurse. She demanded an iPad after she had a play with one that one of her patients had. She also notices that the (few) patients who have one and, in her department, are well enough to use one, seem to get better quicker because they are, basically, happier.

... and here's some more morphine if you run out.

crossing my legs and grimacing in deepest sympathy. Best wishes for a speedy recovery, fella :-)

and that's not being in hospital.
Getting out of hospital is a fantastic feeling. Keep it in sight.

And I didn't think morphine was all it's cracked up to be. I vividly remember being visited by my in-laws. Needless to say, they didn't.

Get well, sick boy.

I'd send some grapes, but they may be a bit rank by the time they reach from here.

Get well soon.

Sounds bad, but at least you seem to be getting medical care from this guy...

( Dr Robert - the Beatles )
Hope you feel better soon.

soon

hope you're feeling better soon.

or we'll come and visit ;-)

Hope youre not in for too long

Hog jowls and a babboon. Get well soon!

Poor Stimpy, that sounds horrendous. Hope you're feeling better soon soon soon.
Hxxx

I do hope you get better soon. Chin up.

Sounds rough, hope all is well for you as quickly as poss

You're in good hands. As my quack said to me when I told him I'd looked summat up on Google, "How'd you think I learned all this shit?".

If you're stuck there on the wi-fi for any longer, feel free to post requests - I can Divshare you your own playlist if you like.

Bummer dude, THE MAN came round earlier and took away my drugs. Just a fluid drip to keep me hydrated now. They reckon all the infection is cleared (4 days) so its now time for scans etc to see what's going on inside, then surgery...

Get well soon

Loved your
"Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay want to see the brrrrright lights tonight" riposte.
Hope all is well with you.

She confirms that all the nurses will have a look at your willy. And then they'll all compare notes.

But they don't take photographs whilst you're under anaesthetic.

Often.

Unless it's a REALLY big one.

... all the best

Hope you're fully on the road to recovery

Everything seems ok - tests, scans etc next week will confirm - but I feel like I've been repeatedly smacked in the groin with a Vic Reeves comedy frying pan.

Confined to bed for the next few days as the infection etc has made me as week as a kitten but at least it's my own bed.

Thanks for everyone's kind words over the last week :-)

well done.

How are you managing without the nurses & the morphine? Or has the NHS provided those at home as well?

..a new thread starts.

"Photographs of drummers' willies"

(the Grateful Dead that is). The last few days must have been horrible for you and I'm glad you're on the mend.