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Artists people keep telling you are 'significant' but, despite a couple of exceptions, you're just not buying it

Lucas Hare's picture

I'll start.

Neil Sedaka.

The Byrds.

The Doors.

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Neil

Sedaka?

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Fraser Lewry | 17 May 2010 - 11:51pm

That was quick!

Hmmm. Never liked his stuff. I'm very happy to be proved wrong, though.

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Lucas Hare | 17 May 2010 - 11:52pm

It's just

that I've never heard him described as "significant" before.

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Fraser Lewry | 17 May 2010 - 11:54pm

Oh Fraser

I am but a fool...

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Beany | 18 May 2010 - 12:04am

Try this

And if we add "Solitaire", "Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen", "(Is This The Way To) Amarillo" and "Laughter in the Rain" to his hit list, he surely deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as Goffin & (the original "Oh, Carol!") King, Leiber & Stoller, Doc Pomus and the others hanging around the water-cooler at the Brill Building.

"Pop genius", perhaps not, but "tip-top pro"? Undoubtedly.

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Archie Valparaiso | 18 May 2010 - 9:32am

Hard to do

OK, I can appreciate him. A bit. But I still don't think he's up there with the BBWCG (Brill Building Water Cooler Gang).

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Lucas Hare | 18 May 2010 - 9:44am

Significant

Possibly a poor choice of word. But increasingly I hear him referred to as some kind of pop genius a la Carole King, Phil Spector or Brian Wilson. And I just can't see it.

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Lucas Hare | 17 May 2010 - 11:57pm

A Mixed Bag

Arctic Monkeys

Paul McCartney (solo)

Blur

Love

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torrential1 | 18 May 2010 - 12:08am

The Stooges..

MC5, Velvets.

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shane pacey | 18 May 2010 - 1:03am

Get out!

Get out!

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fedoraboy | 20 May 2010 - 7:35am

This may not make me any friends round these parts but..

Crowded House
Del Amitri
Bruce Springsteen

Sorry! Am I still allowed to be in the Massive?!

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Dr Volume | 18 May 2010 - 1:22am

Bruuuuuce

I really want to like Springsteen, and blue-collar American rock's usually very much my thing, but for some reason I can't get into him. I admire him, for the effort he puts in on stage if nothing else, but I just don't get what all the fuss is about.
Maybe I can't get beyond the image of him dancing with Courtney Cox in the Dancing in the Dark video...

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David Cooper | 18 May 2010 - 2:10am

I agree on Bruce

Just don't get him. He has a very "stadium" sounding voice; gruff and manly. I think I like a bit more irony/campness/"Britishness" in my singers.

One exception is Streets Of Philadelphia: remember that? It was a great little single, the only thing of his I have bought.

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Stephen Merrick | 18 May 2010 - 6:54am

The anti-stadium Bruce

Sometimes works.

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Lucas Hare | 18 May 2010 - 7:18am

Ditto (not Beth)

Have never been able to see what all the fuss is about with the self titled Boss. Sure, on stage he puts in a lot of effort, but surely that's only worth an E+ (for effort) rather than an A* for originality, ability etc. My local football team put in a lot of effort week after week, but that doesn't stop them being useless.

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Axekeith | 18 May 2010 - 8:41am

I don't think

Crowded house or Del Amitri would be described as significant even here.

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badartdog | 18 May 2010 - 5:53pm

THE HORROR, THE HORROR!

I think Crowded House are properly wonderful. I don't know how much of their stuff you've heard - I'd definitely concede that a number of their singles aren't that special - but they are one of my very favourite groups.

If you ever want a playlist of some of their more interesting and beautiful tracks, then just shout.

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Hannah | 18 May 2010 - 6:55pm

Shout shut shout!

Spotify a Crowded House comp, please.

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Ola Claesson | 18 May 2010 - 7:07pm

Certainly.

I'll throw in some Finn Brothers, solo Neil Finn and Tim Finn and Split Enz as well, as they are all essentially Neil / Tim projects.

I'll post the link here when I've done it...

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Hannah | 18 May 2010 - 8:11pm

but in what way are they 'significant'

as opposed to merely (!) enjoyable?

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badartdog | 18 May 2010 - 8:31pm

I think they're only significant to me.

Although they didn't change the musical landscape, they have provided the soundtrack to a lot of my life. The Finn Brothers are wonderful songwriters and musicians. They make me very happy indeed.

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Hannah | 18 May 2010 - 8:46pm

I have also

been repeatedly pleasured by the Finn boys.

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Captain Underpants | 18 May 2010 - 8:52pm

Pics or it didn't happen

;-)

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Hannah | 18 May 2010 - 10:39pm

I hope

he burnt them....although I now have a horrible, potentially, indelible image or Neil "Dirty Sanchez" Finn.

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el toro calvo grande | 19 May 2010 - 9:12am

I do really like

I do really like Springsteen's music - the anthemic, the Stadium-y, and the quieter reflective stuff.

His voice is not a thing of beauty, I grant you, but I think it fits his music very well. 'Born to Run' and 'Thunder Road' could not have been done as well by anyone else.

Aside from the fact that I do like listening to it on its own musical merits, he is writing about an America that does still exist; it's going away, slowly, but it does still exist. I've mentioned this before, but "Glory Days" sums up small town America perfectly.

I'm not too sure what we mean by "significant", but if we mean "has produced high quality music, in different styles, over a prolonged period" then Springsteen makes it.

Del Amitri? I have *cough* all of what they released. It's good stuff - clever, poignant and tuneful. But even I can't make a case for 'significant'

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sitheref2409 | 19 May 2010 - 12:24pm

You've got a friend in me

Doctor Volume. All pretty dull I'd say.

( Although I do like 'Jungleland' a bit )

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eddie g | 20 May 2010 - 7:45am

Bruce is overrated in my view

His songs say nothing to me about my life.

He is also a favourite of my ex-wife. That's not his fault of course, but his music reminds me of a period of my life that I would rather forget. Ditto The Doors and AC-DC, I'm afraid.

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Dan E Steel | 21 May 2010 - 2:04pm

My love for the Dels

has no boundaries but significant they ain't.

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Dave Amitri | 22 May 2010 - 9:19pm

Pink Floyd

Genesis (all their incarnations), Queen, Yes

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wayfarer | 18 May 2010 - 1:47am

midlake

very middling

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Junior Wells | 18 May 2010 - 5:21am

Led Zeppelin

And noisy tuneless groups in general.

And yet they produced Stairway to Heaven . . .

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mikechurch | 18 May 2010 - 5:59am

Significant artists

I have mentioned this on another thread, but I just dont "get" or like the Smiths & / or Morrissey. I have tried to, in my younger day I actively wanted to, but they/ him just dont do it for me.

I shall stand in the corner with my back to the class & wait for the ridicule & mockery.

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jackthebiscuit | 18 May 2010 - 6:16am

I'll stand there with you

Never ever got the Smiths. Awful jangly whining stuff.

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Stephen Merrick | 18 May 2010 - 6:55am

I'll third that

One of the few bands that I just don't 'get'. I genuinely can't see what people saw in them.

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stimpy | 18 May 2010 - 8:35am

Just the usual things really:

Great tunes, great musicianship, great lyrics, a revolutionary tendency, a belief that pop music is precious, a fine sense of occasion and a fierce intelligence.

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Mr Fade | 18 May 2010 - 2:33pm

I just don't see any of that in them...

Different strokes etc

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stimpy | 18 May 2010 - 4:04pm

But the Smiths were amazing

Surely?

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Mr Sparks | 22 May 2010 - 8:54am

Fleet Foxes...

...Brian Wilson for Dummies.

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nicktf | 18 May 2010 - 6:27am

I love Brian Wilson and really like Fleet Foxes

And I can´t help but think you do have a point. But: BW for dummies is still better than most artists for sharpies.

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Ola Claesson | 18 May 2010 - 1:34pm

Brian "bloody" Wilson?

I hate Brian Wilson. And the Beach Boys. And Fleet Foxes, for that matter.
I like Mumford & Sons, though, so what do I know?

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Iainso | 18 May 2010 - 7:32pm

In no particular order.

Patti Smith.

The Grateful Dead.

The New York Dolls.

It's not that I don't get the part they have played in musical history, they just leave me totally unmoved.

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Pencilsqueezer | 18 May 2010 - 7:06am

Simple

Greatful Dead
Jefferson Airplane
Duran Duran
Fleetwood Mac

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Luke Tucker | 18 May 2010 - 7:10am

i fear it's a sign of age

But I saw the much-lauded National on Jools the other night and I just laughed at them.

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Vorgongod | 18 May 2010 - 7:15am

Strange reaction

I can understand that they might not be your thing, but am genuinely surprised that you found them amusing!

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Merv | 19 May 2010 - 5:18am

Ah! Another opportunity..

.. to express my dislike of:

The Manic Street Preachers

and my inability to understand the fuss about:

Depeche Mode
The Beach Boys
Ian Brown

Edit - Forgot to mention Arcade Fire but then they seem to have fallen off of everyone's radar recently.

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Neil Dyson | 18 May 2010 - 2:57pm

Love

As usual, the answer is Love.

Hugely influential on their peers - from Hendrix through to Zep - and lauded by Punk - and still echoing through acts like Arctic Monkeys and MGMT.

And yet, and yet. Cannot listen to them - though over the years I've tried on many occasions.

"Alone Again Or" is fabulous and "Maybe The People Would Be The Times Or Between Clark And Hilldale" is a pretty much a blueprint for many kinds of quirky pop that followed - but their reputation and mystique outweighs the recorded reality in my view.

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Sheev | 18 May 2010 - 7:34am

Comrade Joe

Led Zeppelin.
New York punk/art rock groups.
Anything emanating from Manchester post-60s.
Madonna.

But the winner in this category by an alarming distance....The Clash.

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ranger | 18 May 2010 - 7:36am

Blimey!

Sucks to be you! Different strokes and all that, but blimey!

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badartdog | 18 May 2010 - 5:58pm

>

Sucks to be me?
Well I'm on me holidays on Thursday and my list doesn't include anyone from the greatest era for popular music which is the mid-50s through to the end of the 60s (i.e. the release of 'Led Zeppelin').....and 'does' include Mick Jones, Madonna and Morrissey.
Job done, I'd say.

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ranger | 14 June 2010 - 7:38am

Television

Tom Verlaine et al. Never got it, probably never will.

The White Stripes similarly, discussed as if they were the Second Coming - er, no, actually.

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Badlands | 18 May 2010 - 8:12am

"Marquee Moon" is one of

my Top 20 LPs Ever. It is stunning. The rest of Mr. Verlaine's oeuvre, however, really is so so.

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Mark JF | 18 May 2010 - 9:30am

You Bastards

You've just dissed my entire collection.

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el toro calvo grande | 18 May 2010 - 8:22am

Apart

from Sedaka......won't hear a bad word against him.

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el toro calvo grande | 18 May 2010 - 8:23am

Just three then...

Radiohead (I've tried to like them, honest I have)
Björk (horrible caterwauling)
Happy Mondays (embarrassingly poor)

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duco01 | 18 May 2010 - 8:29am

The Mondays (Mk I) were great...

...as were their albums (excepting ...Yes Please! which was rotten, apart from Stinkin Thinkin), all three of which managed to be more inventive and diverse than most groups' entire careers.

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Paolo Meccano | 18 May 2010 - 11:35am

Oh good, a no-justification-required spleen vent

Right:

Paul Weller - self important twat
Billy Bragg - as above
Bono - as above

Face it guys, you got into music for the women and the fame, stop boring the arse off us trying to be noble.

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Sid Williams | 18 May 2010 - 8:49am

Stop boring the arse off ME with your moaning.

Why can't some people appreciate more than one type of artist? We all know the subject matter of the one's you mention, and I for one wouldn't want it any other way, they're passionate artists and it's what fires them up! In the same way that I wouldn't want to hear AC/DC without a heavy dose of schoolboy humor and innuendo. or Cypress Hill without the 'oh did I mention I take drugs', preoccupation. There's plenty of people doing the 'throw your hands in the air, like you just don't care', I find it reassuring that some do, although it's obvious from your post that you don't believe this. I don't ever want to become that cynical.

No justification required, you say. Maybe there is, maybe you should ask yourself what that's all about.

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jonnyartist | 23 May 2010 - 9:00am

here ya go

Bob Dylan - some good songs, but always done better by other artists.
The Beach Boys - all that "woo-oo-oo" harmonising is like fingernails down a blackboard.
Prefab Sprout - fey, insipid Eighties pop; why aren't they filed safely away with Kajagoogoo?

(Do I have to leave the Massive now?)

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keefus | 18 May 2010 - 9:02am

Byrd Dylan

"Bob Dylan - some good songs, but always done better by other artists."

Indeed, and most notably by The Utterly Brilliant Byrds, whom Lucas - our original poster here - doesn't get at all. Well, I just had to say that I *adore* The Byrds: Mr. Tambourine Man, The Chimes Of Freedom, He Was A Friend Of Mine, My Back Pages . . .

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mikechurch | 18 May 2010 - 9:15am

The Byrds

I can see why they're important. And I love I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better, Hickory Wind...basically the stuff that you can't really hear Roger McGuinn on.

Actually, it's probably safe to say that I really like about five or six of their songs. But, largely, I find them a bit vacuous.

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Lucas Hare | 18 May 2010 - 9:39am

But

As much as I can see why people would like The Byrds' version, all those Dylan 1966 versions are the ones for me every time:

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Lucas Hare | 18 May 2010 - 2:14pm

Animal Collective

and Grizzly Bear turgid no tunes overrated

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MrRadio | 18 May 2010 - 9:16am

Not heard the former

But I'm with you on Grizzly Bear. My bro-in-law got me their album for Chrimbo and it's bloody awful.

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Spartacus Mills | 18 May 2010 - 9:20am

Elvis is the most obvious, I

Elvis is the most obvious, I guess. Also, Frank Sinatra and any other rat-pack / swing music (my most loathed genre). As for current bands I'd say Wilco or Midlake, or any of those other boring beardy Americana-merchants.

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Spartacus Mills | 18 May 2010 - 9:19am

I confess

to not getting:

Led Zeppelin (mostly racket)
Rolling Stones (mostly samey)
Pink Floyd (just get on with it)
Queen (uncool kids showing off)

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Leedsboy | 18 May 2010 - 9:27am

Syd Barratt

I'm a Pink Floyd fan. I want to like Syd. I appreciate his role in the band in the early days, I really do. I admire the way that David Gilmour stood by him financially and behind the scenes when Syd "retired." I've got the Syd solo records. I've played them numerous times. But I just don't get it.

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Mark JF | 18 May 2010 - 9:43am

Neil Young

I only really like Heart Of Gold.

Van Morrison

Ancient blues singers. I know it's where it all began but it just doesn't do it for me.

Sun-Ra. Unlistenable.

Today's RnB

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Five-Centres | 18 May 2010 - 9:50am

Re: Ancient blues singers.

You possibly just haven't found one you like: Robert Johnson* does nothing for me, but I love Charley Patton.

* Add him to the thread, please...

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Paolo Meccano | 19 May 2010 - 2:39pm

Today's RnB!

Thumbs aloft there Mr Centres.

My question is this. When faced with 60's RnB in the actual 60's did people like ourselves not get it as well or is this a modern day thing? There are very few modern rnb tunes I like (some Destiny's Child, No Diggity, some D'Angelo, struggling a bit now) but the problem I have is there's very little rhythm and no blues in the modern stuff. R Kelly I consider to be Satan's own emissary on earth but it seems no matter what he does, he sells. Even when he comes up with crud like this...

Young Word people, please explain the appeal of modern rnb, new jack swing, or whatever its called. I need to know...

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ganglesprocket | 18 May 2010 - 10:07am

Pregnant? Poor

'let's get down to some sexin''
I never realised that R Kelly and crew had such an interest in determining the gender of livestock and poultry. I think it is admirable that they take time out from their busy schedule of being playas to help out down on the farm.

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jingard | 18 May 2010 - 10:44am

And Yet, It Can Become This:


Sam Amidon's breathtaking cover nearly prompts me to check out R. Kelly's material. That said, D'Angelo, Maxwell, Eryhkah Badu and the moderne R&B contingent have their moments, with an alarmingly short shelf-life: Lauryn Hill went from cross-genre delights to a hectoring drag in the span of two discs, Macy Gray squandered her goodwill over two draggy follow-ups, and so on.

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SoundMind | 18 May 2010 - 8:18pm

Christ Almighty

That's so bad it's good. Didn't Lenny Henry do a routine like this in the 1980s?

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Dan E Steel | 23 May 2010 - 9:48pm

I have never heard of Sam Amidon...

... but that is fabulous. If he can make I Believe I Can Fly or Pregnant sound good though, then I will bow to his talent!

I'll never deny that there's the odd modern RnB tune that's good (hell, does Kelis count as Hip Hop or RnB? She's definately had her moments), it's just taken as a whole a lot of it seems dreadful: over polished, lacking tunes, full of unpleasant people going on about stuff they own or the vast quantities of people they have sex with via the medium of auto tune and genuinely it leaves me feeling awfully cold. Whereas old rnb seemed to have warmth, heart, often wit, definately pain. How a genre can change to such an extent is a source of bewilderment to me, unless we have to think of modern rnb as a new, completely different genre.

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ganglesprocket | 26 May 2010 - 9:20am

Hmmm

Kinks - lot of dross in there with the few gems. That'll get be drummed out I 'spose.
PiL and Devo - one or two hit wonders (but I do love those hits)
Agree with all the above on Zeppelin, Bjork, McCartney-solo and Weller-post-Jam.

On the other hand, Springsteen's had a fair run of good material (most would probably give their right arm for a 10th of that). And I wouldn't have said Del Amitri or Crowded House were 'significant', in the sense of earth moving style beacons and taste changers.

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Harold Holt | 18 May 2010 - 10:38am

"The Kinks - a lot of dross in there" - how dare you, sir?

You, sir, are a cad, a scoundrel, a bounder and a rotter of the first order. It's metaphorical pistols at dawn...
No ... not really. But the Kinks really were an incredibly good band. Indeed, in the duco01 world they hold the title of second greatest British band of all time. Exhibits A to E, m'lud - five albums of sustained creative brilliance:

Face to Face

Something else

VGPS

Arthur

Lola vs Powerman

God save the Kinks!

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duco01 | 18 May 2010 - 2:02pm

...and still underrated, even now.

Ray Davies really was a one-man Lennon & McCartney.

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Paolo Meccano | 18 May 2010 - 2:08pm

Paul McCartney

is a one-man Lennon & McCartney. John was good, but not that good.

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Mark JF | 18 May 2010 - 3:21pm

Thanks duco01!

I´ve been listening to The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society for two days straight now thanks to you. Absolutely beautiful album. Considering to have a listen to the bonus tracks on disc three for only the second time since I bought it. Have (another) arrow up.

It seems to be the only studio album of theirs that didn´t chart on either side of the pond. Strange.

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Ola Claesson | 20 May 2010 - 1:00pm

Ola's right

Again!

I think VGPS is a wonderful album. And The Kinks were too.

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mikechurch | 23 May 2010 - 7:19pm

Here Come The Brickbats

This is a Sacred Cows thread basically isn't it? Time to diss the undissable...

The Smiths (Steven Patrick Morrissey is the most irritating man alive, though I have a sneaky regard for Johnny Marr's work with other people)
Bob Dylan (I think he's alright; but nothing more)
Neil Young (hard to comment on his songwriting skills, as I just can't get past his horrible voice)

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atcf | 18 May 2010 - 11:32am

EBTG

Never got Everything But The Girl although I'm not sure how "significant" they were

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davebigpicture | 18 May 2010 - 12:21pm

.

ELO
10cc
Supertramp

Bands that, IMO, never really got over side 2 of Abbey Road.

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Formbyman | 18 May 2010 - 12:26pm

Perhaps not the best day to raise this..

Joy Division.

Their entire output was a godawful, miserable dirge. And that includes Love Will Tear Us Apart. Deemed hugely important and influential by lots of music journos who were originally the lank, moody sixth-formers that Unknown Pleasures and the rest was designed to impress.

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Lenny Law | 18 May 2010 - 12:42pm

What's to get?

Strikes me you could replace the words get or got with like or liked.

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Spartacus Mills | 18 May 2010 - 12:46pm

No one has yet mentioned

Tom Waits.
Some of his stuff is OK, but I don't understand the reverence so many people have for him.

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Carl Parker | 18 May 2010 - 1:25pm

Tom

I didn't mention Tom Waits because I think he's a genius (viz. Small Change & Rain Dogs). That said, I do agree that he's done a lot of rubbish, too. Who hasn't?

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mikechurch | 18 May 2010 - 8:14pm

Too many to mention

A short list - I'll think of some more in 5 minutes. The great thing is that it just doesn't matter. There is so much great music either in my collection, being performed live, streaming from Spotify or just waiting to be written that I can happily bypass the following:
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
Yes
Genesis
Mike Oldfield
Jethro Dull
Bob Dylan
U2
Radiohead
Coldplay
Chemical Brothers

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JohnW | 18 May 2010 - 1:29pm

Gram...

Gram sodding Parsons. Surely the most overrated artist ever.
...(glad to see no-one's mentioned The Fall yet,we must all be fans)

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Doug B | 18 May 2010 - 2:02pm

Heavens yes!

Along with Moby Grape and Buffalo Springfield, Mr Parsons' oeuvre was one of the major disappointments of my "You must listen to this legendary group" CD-buying phase.

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nicktf | 18 May 2010 - 7:37pm

I understand

Gram Parsons made some magnificent records and is one of my all time favourite artists. His records have the rare capacity to be able to be played whatever time of day it is or mood I'm in. However, I can very easily see how you can have your view.

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JohnW | 19 May 2010 - 7:15am

.

Elvis Costello - 3 songs tops that I would miss if they were made extinct.
Van bloody Morrison
Love - see Sheev ^^
Divine Comedy
Manics - see ^^
The Clash - see ^^

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kb | 18 May 2010 - 2:06pm

"Getting Artists"

Assume we are talking about artists who you don't actively dislike, but ust don't understand the excitement they cause others. So...

Paul Simon
Richard Thompson (even after listening to the best of Spotify playlist issued by RFH for his upcoming Meltdown)
Fairport Convention
Any other acts of the Hey Nonny Nonny persuasion so popular in these parts (admirable in concept, completely bloodless and dull in reality, sorry just not in touch with my inner folkie)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Any solo album by George Harrision - especially All Things Must Pass
Anything involving David Gilmour post- Wish You Were Here - the least exciting axe hero ever? (Oh sorry, forgot I already mentioned Richard Thompson..)
Frank Zappa
Queen
Dire Straits and anything involving Mark Knopfler

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russellh | 18 May 2010 - 2:33pm

"Getting Artists"

Assume we are talking about artists who you don't actively dislike, but ust don't understand the excitement they cause others. So...

Paul Simon
Richard Thompson (even after listening to the best of Spotify playlist issued by RFH for his upcoming Meltdown)
Fairport Convention
Any other acts of the Hey Nonny Nonny persuasion so popular in these parts (admirable in concept, completely bloodless and dull in reality, sorry just not in touch with my inner folkie)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Any solo album by George Harrision - especially All Things Must Pass
Anything involving David Gilmour post- Wish You Were Here - the least exciting axe hero ever? (Oh sorry, forgot I already mentioned Richard Thompson..)
Frank Zappa
Queen
Dire Straits and anything involving Mark Knopfler

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russellh | 18 May 2010 - 2:33pm

Neil Sedaka? :)

Nirvana (whisper/scream/whisper/scream)
The Smiths/Misserry (whine, whine, whine - but like Marr´s guitar)
Sex Pistols (invented punk? ruined it, more likely)
Madonna (nipple flash tourettes, not even her fans seem to care about the music)
Joni Mitchell (something with the voice and the know-it-all)
A lot of the prog of the seventies, even if I´m gettin more and more into it. D´oh!

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Ola Claesson | 18 May 2010 - 2:38pm

Radiohead

The Flaming Lips
Nirvana

Madonna? Not caring about the music??

Vogue, Into the Groove, Holiday, Like A Prayer? 4 of the finest pop songs ever written. Surely.

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Six Dog | 18 May 2010 - 2:42pm

Having seen them on Later...

The National - blimey, aren't they exciting;
Diane Birch - if she was ugly, nobody would be interested;
Band Of Horses - Band of Arses more like - where's the tunes?

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Formbyman | 18 May 2010 - 2:51pm

The

Beatles

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Stuart Graham | 18 May 2010 - 2:55pm

you beat me to it

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badartdog | 18 May 2010 - 6:04pm

Mozart.

Too many notes.

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Pencilsqueezer | 18 May 2010 - 4:39pm

Really?

Which ones?

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renkadima | 18 May 2010 - 6:46pm

Watch

Amadeus.

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Pencilsqueezer | 19 May 2010 - 8:10am

I did

;-)

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renkadima | 19 May 2010 - 2:04pm

I could fully sympathise

with F.Murray Abraham.I want to kill off Tom Hulse about 2 seconds after he appears on screen.

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Pencilsqueezer | 19 May 2010 - 3:39pm

2 seconds?

You are very patient.

I heard on Swedish radio that it is very possible that Mozart suffered from ADHD. I can´t explain how they had come to this conclusion because I barely understood it in Swedish. I bet it had something to do with, like, science and stuff like that.

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Ola Claesson | 19 May 2010 - 5:16pm

David Bowie.

Nothing but a charlatan to my ears.

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JQW | 18 May 2010 - 4:53pm

As usual

you are absolutlely right.

And the company he keeps is disgraceful too. Picasso. Orson Welles. Miles Davis. Tony Blair.

To be a truly great charlatan you have to be really good at what you do.

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Sheev | 18 May 2010 - 6:27pm

Beat me to it

Still, The Laughing Gnome is quite good.

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Lando Cakes | 18 May 2010 - 9:12pm

Question......

Following someone mentioning The Kinks (?!?!) maybe the question should be reversed:
Is there an actually artist out there to which no one has a grudge?
Don't get me wrong, I love having a grudge against approximately 99% of pop music ever made.

I give you......BUDDY HOLLY.
Purely as research is there anyone on this site who has never liked or never got the significance of him?
Straight two minutes pop songs with clear lyrics, a smile on his face, bit geeky, young, kid next door, influenced loads of groups.
If not Buddy is there anyone to whom this applies?
Sly Stone?
Spencer Davis Group?
Kate Bush?
Delia Derbyshire?

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ranger | 18 May 2010 - 5:50pm

It May Not Change Your Mind...

... the blog A Deeper Shade of Soul (first brought to my attention by the aforementioned Mr. Hare of this very parish) ranked Springsteen's noughties output into what anounts to a very satifying playlist: http://adeepershadeofsoul.blogspot.com/2009/12/s.html.

It's my impression naysayers equate Springsteen with bombast n' bluster, a fair charge in some cases, but even Born to Run has its quieter passages. More recently, Springsteen just might be recapturing the ramshackle fun of albums like The Wild The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle. Check out The Seeger Sessions if you want to hear Springsteen freed from the task of some sort of musical State of the Union address. You might even like it.

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SoundMind | 18 May 2010 - 6:14pm

The thought of

Springsteen's voice being more exposed due to the lack of pomposity behind him is quite frankly, frightening. At least in most of his 'songs' there is so much background noise his voice sometimes gets lost in the mix. My worst nightmare, Springsteen unplugged. Just him and an acoustic guitar. Sorry, but this is about artists you just don't get, and he's mine.

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Axekeith | 19 May 2010 - 8:46am

My threepence worth.

The Smiths & Morrissey.

radiohead - music to slit your wrists by.

Lou Reed & Velvet underground - ditto.

I could go on -

ok so I will:

Agree with previous listing of Mozart - too clever by half.

Dame Bowie - dressing up is not rock'n'roll.

Brit Pop -

I'm showing my age - time for the cocoa and bed.

Before I go:

Bozo I mean Bono - ruined the makings of a good band.

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Ger The Boptist | 18 May 2010 - 6:29pm

No matter how big a fan I´m of Bowie

I can´t help but laugh about the dressing up. Many others have failed, no matter how awfully hard they tried. Cheers!

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Ola Claesson | 18 May 2010 - 7:15pm

The Dame

was never about 'rock 'n' roll'- he was about.....GENOCIDE!

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Black Type | 18 May 2010 - 7:18pm

The Libertines

I know that they get nary a mention around these parts, but I sometimes feel like I missed the second coming, such is the hoo-ha bestowed upon them.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Others are just massively over-hyped.

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renkadima | 18 May 2010 - 6:44pm

*sharp intake of breath*

Well, I'd just like to express my love for:
Neil Sedaka
Blur
Radiohead
Crowded House
which have all been singled out in posts \above... if any of you would like a Spotify playlist to demonstrate why I think the above bands are so wonderful, I'd be delighted to oblige.

Those bands and musicians are all pretty significant to my life; even if not to popular music (or the Massive) as a whole.

And, while I'm here, the bands I've never quite got, even though I know they're significant:
Pink Floyd (having said that I like Piper at the Gates of Dawn, I don't get the later stuff)
Neil Young
The Rolling Stones
Fleetwood Mac.

Happy to be enlightened on any of the above!

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Hannah | 18 May 2010 - 6:46pm

Glad to see

several mentions of Led Zeppelin in the above.

I've tried, I really have. I've heard it said they invented heavy metal - like that was a good thing. Think of all the bombast and hobbit-bothering that came as a result of that.

I understand the genius of Page and Bonham - although both frankly needed someone to have a word in their ear and say, maybe we could keep the kitchen sink plumbed in for this one - but Plant's screeching and Valhalla I am coming, lemon-dribble drivel is just to much for me. Sorry!

Oh, Trampled Underfoot is good. And Kashmir. And Rock'n'Roll. I'll stop now.

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Captain Underpants | 18 May 2010 - 7:12pm

Being a big fan I agree with you on the lyrics.

Which is why I don´t listen to what Plant sings about. I´ve grown to like the screeching, though.

But IF there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.

Now I´m off to listen to Physical Graffiti. Custard Pie air guitar opportunity knocks.

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Ola Claesson | 18 May 2010 - 7:21pm

Led Zeppelin are NOT responsible for heavy metal!

Led Zeppelin - a band I've loved almost obsessively since I was 9 - have long been lumbered with that lazy untruth much-used by music journalists who have never listened to them.

Zeppelin sounded the way they did because the members of the group listened to the widest possible range of music. English folk, rockabilly, blues, soul, R&B, jazz, classical, reggae, funk, 'world music', even surf groups for gawd's sake... all of this was digested by Messers Page, Plant, Bonham and Jones and re-imagined as a new kind of music... Led Zeppelin music.

The cloth-eared dolts who followed them listened to... Led Zeppelin. Through narrowing their listening in this way they took the roar and the volume, the shrieking and the riffs but forgot about acoustic guitars, melody, nuanced arrangements and subtlety.

It's not their fault that Warrant exist. Really it isn't.

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Patrick Crowther | 18 May 2010 - 8:31pm

You're right

but the fact remains that, despite those influences, Communication Breakdown inspired leather-clad, Flying V-totting Brummies to come up with Paranoid, and before you knew it 747's were coming down in the night like no one's business.

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Captain Underpants | 18 May 2010 - 8:58pm

Nice understated Saxon

Nice understated Saxon reference there... respect! Was there ever a band who even in their heyday s0 looked like they were past it? Happy memories from the school disco!

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Trevor_Raggatt | 19 May 2010 - 6:20pm

I love Zep

- and a little bit of Burn era Purp - and that's it as far as Raak is concerned.

They belong with Cream, Traffic and Free - in that golden period of British rock - blending all the styles that PC alludes to above. Producing something distinct and new in the process. Unlike the dismal hordes following in their wake - who took the sreech and swagger and bombast and none of the dynamics, poise or swing.

Zep veer between the vaguely ridiculous to the frankly preposterous. And they certainly can make an unholy racket. But I love the racket they make.

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Sheev | 18 May 2010 - 10:19pm

Bob Marley

Just don't get it!

Never understood the bestowed greatness of Nirvana
Never got the apparent importance of The Stone Roses

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Rigid Digit | 18 May 2010 - 7:20pm

Agree about Marley.

Even though I own some of his stuff, he's not a patch on Jimmy Cliff.

Nirvana were simply a result of America finally 'getting' Punk, weren't they?

Finally, while the Roses ultimately disappointed, for that brief period surrounding the release of their first album everything was perfect - even Ian Brown's vocals sounded good. Consequently, they were a huge influence on the likes of Oasis, who took their dropped baton and ran with it - whether that's a good thing or a bad thing is a matter of opinion...

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Paolo Meccano | 19 May 2010 - 11:28am

Forget the Stone, Mind the Guns

Having already interjected above, I should add that Guns N' Roses have escaped me completely. Maybe it's the N'; maybe it's the screeching, perhaps it's the unmemorable tunes or the glamorization of doing virtually nothing, but I can't imagine a major group who means less to me.

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SoundMind | 18 May 2010 - 8:23pm

We have a winner

My all time least favourite major band. Probably not helped by the fact that in the late 80's I had a friend from LA who had seen them many times. She assured me they would be massive and I scoffed. Then she played me some of their stuff and I scoffed some more. Everything about them is second-hand.

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Cookieboy | 19 May 2010 - 9:24am

G n R

I liked them. They were, for all the posturing, a half decent bubblegum rock band. Same as The Darkness were. Not to be taken as a serious muso act. Izzy Stradlin is one of the great lost guitarists

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Six Dog | 19 May 2010 - 1:13pm

"Not to be taken as a serious muso act"

Just a shame they forgot to tell Axl.

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el toro calvo grande | 19 May 2010 - 1:51pm

I wasn't aware

that Guns 'n Roses were of any significance at all.

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Carl Parker | 20 May 2010 - 6:46pm

For my money...

...Appetite for Destruction is one of the best hard rock albums ever recorded, and would make my top ten, regardless of genre, every single time.

Most of their output thereafter is bobbins, though.

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Bob | 21 May 2010 - 12:33pm

I know the point isn't to argue ...

... but to indulge in idle but enjoyable taxonomy...

But how can people not see how FUNNY the Smiths were? I'm guessing its a Southern thing, maybe from being a reformed Southerner myself. Fine if they leave you cold and Steven Patrick is an ocean going berk much of the time but to write it all off as whining is extraordinary. All the frustration, exhilaration, humour (lots of it), curiosity, torture of growing up. Their music and attitude was joyous reproach in the imbecile consumerist pop culture of the mid 80's

Deep breath - I do definitely agree the way that mediocre acts drift into the Pantheon Of Legends is depressing and lazy - the current Word issue has a good article on how decades get summed up by utterly crass shorthand - the 70's and 80's were a lot scarier and more interesting to go through than you would guess from the way, for instance that whenever the 80's are mentioned on TV we get a shot of bloody Duran Duran, a yuppie, and a mobile phone the size of a microwave oven.

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FakeGeordie | 19 May 2010 - 7:37am

Misserry often keeps tongue in cheek

About 50 per cent of my problem is that a lot of his fans are teenagers (mentally, if nothing else) who take him seriously and really think they are the center of the universe.

But I´m ready to be misunderstood on this. No one understands me, apart from my books and my flowers. Oh, wait.

And how can you be that pudgy when only eating carrots? THAT is a mystery.

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Ola Claesson | 19 May 2010 - 9:28am

Muse

I love the idea of Muse. I've read interviews with Matt Bellamy and he appears to be an intelligent, articulate bloke. I like the fact that the music has ambition and scope and adventure and fun and humour and also a serious side. Everything about the band makes we want to like it. So why does the music leave me cold?

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Mark JF | 19 May 2010 - 8:39am

My guess

It's too studied - striving to hard for significance: a surefire way to fail.

Now Little Richard, on the other hand: just strove to entertain, about a zillion times more significant (and entertaining) than Muse.

Funny old world, innit?

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man.of.soup | 19 May 2010 - 12:33pm

Woo!

It always pleases me that a post that invites us to express our devout grumpiness often gives way to more positive commentary. I've not delved too deep into the L. Richard catalogue (a few Specialty comps, the Okeh re-recordings, the odd Warner Bros-era track; I suppose that amounts to a bit), but - like the dear old Bonzo Doo-dah Dog Band - listening to Little Richard never fails to bring a smile to my face. For example:


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SoundMind | 19 May 2010 - 1:23pm

I possess

music by pretty much all of the artists mentioned above, with the definite exception of Mr Sedaka and at various times have "got" it or I would like to think I wouldn't have bought it in the first place.

How much of it do I "get" now? Hhhmmm.....a pretty short list, as musical tastes evolve over time.

How many artistes are essential? For how many do I beat a path to Amazon upon hearing of a new album? Not many, but would include:

Crowded House/Finns (hi Hannah!)
XTC/Partridge
Josh Ritter
Muse
Drive By Truckers
Guillemots
North Mississippi Allstars

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el toro calvo grande | 19 May 2010 - 9:45am

Howdy!

As well as the shared Crowded House / Finns obsession, I am also nuts about XTC and will shell out for pretty much anything. (I even have the Fuzzy Warbles box set).

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Hannah | 19 May 2010 - 12:01pm

Ditto

Re. XTC: what they said.

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man.of.soup | 19 May 2010 - 12:35pm

Aahhhh

but do you have the Mr Partridge Dub Album and the Monstrance improvisation album. I have to say those two don't get regular playtime in the plaza de toros but I wouldn't be a proper fan if I didn't own them.

I saw XTC back in 1978 around the time that White Music came out, sadly the only time I ever saw them. Would crawl over broken glass if they ever reformed. Andy Partridge would also be a guest at my fantasy dinner party too....now there's an idea for a thread.

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el toro calvo grande | 19 May 2010 - 12:56pm

"Take Away/The Lure of Salvage"

Would that be the "Take Away/The Lure of Salvage" LP? I got it as an 18th birthday present in 1980, played it once, and have never played it since.

Still love XTC, though. Saw them at the Rainbow once, supported by Yachts. They were great. How could they not have been?

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duco01 | 19 May 2010 - 2:49pm

Yep

The CD I got is that plus another dub thing he did around the same time....vaguely amusing playing "spot the XTC snippet" buried under vast amounts of echo but hasn't moved off its spot on the shelf for a long time.

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el toro calvo grande | 19 May 2010 - 3:46pm

*envious face*

OK, you both have Partridge material that I hadn't even heard of.

I bow down before you both. I am not worthy.

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Hannah | 19 May 2010 - 11:34pm

Move on - nothing to see

You really aren't missing anything. I have the Lure of The Salvage vinyl as well and in the past 30 years it has probably been played 5 times. If I remember correctly, it's supposed to be dub versions of Go2 but it's pretty much impossible to tell. It's one for fans of experimental dub rather than XTC I don't even know if it's any good within it's field.

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JohnW | 20 May 2010 - 7:15am

Oh do get up woman

you're showing yourself up.....save your grovelling around for some music worthy of it.

For example, somewhere I have MP3's of an XTC session they did when drunk which is amusing as it's basically Partridge mucking about and leading the band through heavy metal and blues improvisations. If you're interested....??

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el toro calvo grande | 20 May 2010 - 8:23am

Am I interested?

OF COURSE I AM!

Thank you muchly. I shall DM you my details.

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Hannah | 20 May 2010 - 11:11am

The correct response is, of course

...while you're down there...

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skirky | 22 May 2010 - 11:02am

Maybe it's because I'm not british

but I never understood why everybody loved Oasis.

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Locust | 19 May 2010 - 7:53pm

Some of us didn't

I thoroughly loathed them. Still do.

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Grant | 22 May 2010 - 8:00pm

Easy.

The Clash.
The Clash.
The Clash.

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fedoraboy | 20 May 2010 - 7:41am

I didn´t know

there are three different band called The Clash.

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Ola Claesson | 20 May 2010 - 9:47am

Hank Williams

I've tried, I really have, and I'm fully aware of his importance in the history of country, but he just doesn't click with me...

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stimpy | 20 May 2010 - 8:31am

That's OK

"history of country"!!!! I would suggest "history of popular music" given that he pretty much invented Rock and Roll. Listen to say, Dave Edmunds' version of "Hey Good Looking" and suggest that it's not Rock and Roll then re-listen to the original and see how close it is.

Having said that, I think he's one of those hugely influential people that even if you like the people that he has influenced you won't necessarily like him. There are others suggested above that fall into the same category. Bob Dylan & Robert Johnson among them.

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JohnW | 20 May 2010 - 1:17pm

Is Loretta Lynn "significant"?

Thank heavens for country music. "Significance" doesn't matter a jot. Doing songs that connect with people does.

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Richard Lowe | 20 May 2010 - 7:01pm

Is this the same as...

... One's just popping out for a spot of shopping?

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FakeGeordie | 13 June 2010 - 10:11am

I'll go for a whole genre...

One that's dominated the 'serious' music press for at least decade - Americana or Alt Country.

I've been a sucker and own 4 Wilco CDs, 3 Lucinda Williams, 3 Gillian Welch, 2 Ryan Adams, 3 Hold Steady (are they Americana?), 2 Drive-by Truckers, 2 Richmand Fontaine, Whiskeytown, The National, Bon Iver, Midlake, Decemberists (if they aren't actually American, they are in spirit) and more besides. All absolutely average (maybe Car Wheels On A Gravel Road is slightly above average & I can tolerate a quarter a Hold Steady or a half a Fleet Foxes).

I do like Van Lear Rose, though, and think everything Jack White touches is magic. I also appreciate Drive By Truckers and Midlake's efforts as backing bands for other groups.

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tiggerlion | 20 May 2010 - 9:05pm

Fleet Foxes?

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Ola Claesson | 20 May 2010 - 9:09pm

I suppose you are right, The

I suppose you are right, The Fleet Foxes are folk rather than Alt Country. That's the trouble with genres these days - there are so many and the edges between them are blurred, I get confused.

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tiggerlion | 20 May 2010 - 9:26pm

I don't understand

You've got 20+ albums there, and you say you don't like them. Why keep on buying? You're pigeon holing artists into a genre they wouldn't recognise.
Lucinda Williams is more likely to claim she's a blues / folk singer. Gillian Welch sees herself as continuing a tradition of American music stretching back 60 - 70 years. I'm not sure how Ryan Adams classifies himself, but it wouldn't be as either Americans or Alt-country. And so on.
So you don't like them. That's your taste, But you can hardly put them all in the same bag and say I don't like these artists because you classify them into a particular, vaguely delineated, genre when musically they are nothing like each other.

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Carl Parker | 20 May 2010 - 10:37pm

I've finally learnt

my lesson. They have been accumulated over a number of years and only represent a small fraction of my CD buying.

As for Americana and who might be counted as such, try

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americana_(music)

although, I accept that wikipaedia may not be the most accurate. It is my belief that the genre was introduced to the UK by a CD issued with another magazine.

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tiggerlion | 20 May 2010 - 10:44pm

The Genre:

Americanacoma.

I'm with you all the way.

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Spartacus Mills | 22 May 2010 - 7:45pm

A whole genre ??

Uncut music ??

Bobbins

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jackthebiscuit | 20 June 2010 - 9:21pm

Bands I don't get

Definitely Fleet Foxes. And Radiohead Bought at least three albums on the strength of recommendations/rave reviews ete etc. Nope.Not me
And Nirvana (but I just borrowed their stuff before deciding I didn't like it)

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The Latecomer | 21 May 2010 - 12:20am

I'm Backing Britain!

I've just noticed the mention of Moby Grape and Buffalo Springfield above.

As a 60s obsessive, can I add that the various U.S. groups of the era always come up way short in comparison to their British counterparts.
The above two, Jefferson Airplane, Big Brother, Grateful Dead are all spectacularly average compared to Syd's Floyd, Fairport's first LP, The Idle Race, Small Faces, Tomorrow et al circa '66-'69.

And no U.S. group came anywhere near the psych madness of Family's first single.......then again, neither did Family.

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ranger | 21 May 2010 - 6:51am

Hmmmm....

Just listening to Moby Grape. Wow.

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FreakGene | 21 May 2010 - 1:53pm

over-rated music

I'll add to the voice of dissent about:

Americana - The revenge of Bob Harris. Still boring, dull, and hideously white.

West Coast 60s music (bar Santana, Doors, Zappa, Steve Miller) - That folk rock and noodling is a worse advert for LSD than bum trips.

Avant-garde noise as cool. (my arse - bloody students messing around, more like).

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Vincent | 21 May 2010 - 9:11am

Hideously white?

Would you think it acceptable to describe some music as 'hideously black'?

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Carl Parker | 22 May 2010 - 4:15pm

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

have never done it for me either. Can't put my finger on it, maybe it's the songs, I don't think they're very good, to be honest, characterless even. Guns and Roses? Yeurghhhh!!!! Afraid the Smiths never got me going either and as for Fleet Foxes? Could you possibly get more feeble?

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jhastings | 21 May 2010 - 12:15pm

Red Hot Chilli Peppers...

The house band for the more lunkheaded of the lunkheads at Muscle Beach. Living proof that excessive testosterone, finely-honed 'abs', a surplus of tattoos and a fondness for funk jams is not a good recipe for making music. Although Under the Bridge was quite pleasant.

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Patrick Crowther | 21 May 2010 - 11:28pm

I like this thread, right...

where do I start?

Manchester. Pretty much anything that has ever come out of there is a load of old bollocks. Over rated, over blown, depressing, rainy bilge, that people lap up 'cause it's like real and all drugged up man. Load of old bollocks.

Bob Dylan. I wish he'd shut up.
The Doors. Better off dead.
Elvis Presley and Costello. One or two good un's in return for a skip full of cack.
Van Morrison. Who else would get away with being such a twat?
Pavement. Don't know anything by them but just know I wouldn't like them.
Anything elses that other people say is really good but I don't like.

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FreakGene | 21 May 2010 - 1:43pm

I like your style

I can't agree with all that you said but I love the way you said it.

My favourite of your put-downs is Pavement. I don't know anyone who has actually listened to them, either.

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tiggerlion | 21 May 2010 - 4:37pm

I like them

I love pavements records... well I love the basic versions, the overblown expanded versions are very hard work and now, having seen them last week I think they should stick to the studio.

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JohnW | 21 May 2010 - 4:55pm

I have to ask

Have you actually heard them or do you just love them?

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Ola Claesson | 21 May 2010 - 5:18pm

No, I listen regularly

I've got them all, I have about 3 albums on my ipod at any time and I play them regularly. I took advantage of a brief window on Emusic when they were available here so I got the lot for about £10. I have to admit that they pretty much passed me by first time round (I only heard the singles but never investigated further) so it doesn't surprise me if anyone else missed them too but they are missing out. There's a "best of" out at the moment that looks like it will be what most people want.
I quite like Stephen Malkmus's solo stuff as well.

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JohnW | 21 May 2010 - 11:02pm

I have heard the Jicks and like them

I like the laziness in the way it seems to barely hold together. Like it could fall apart at any time.

Should I perhaps give Pavement a chance? Where should I start? Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain seems to be the best known.

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Ola Claesson | 21 May 2010 - 11:17pm

Bright

I think "Brighten the Corners" is the most accessible "proper" album.

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JohnW | 22 May 2010 - 6:44am

I just post to say I appreciate it

I found Brighten on Spotify. I´ve heard it a couple of times now and I like it. It´s not the kind of album that jumps out and grabs you, but it´s nice music to listen to while having a cup of tea. I mean that in a good way. The songs kind of unfold one by one.

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Ola Claesson | 26 May 2010 - 9:43am

Sandy Denny

I really should do - I like everything around, betwixt and behind her, but the moment she starts singing... I just can't see it.
And in case anyone were thinking that posting a YouTube clip up and inviting me to reconsider my opinion in light of it counts as a cogent argument, I can tell you that it doesn't.

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skirky | 21 May 2010 - 3:49pm
Hannah | 21 May 2010 - 8:13pm

This?

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Ola Claesson | 21 May 2010 - 8:37pm

What did I just say...?

This is the odd thing - Simon Nicol singing this can move me to tears, give me Chris While and I'm in bits, but once "That'll Be The Day" on Fairport Live kicks in and I can't get to the skip button quick enough. I didn't say I was proud.

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skirky | 22 May 2010 - 11:09am

wonderful version

any idea what album it's from?

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Sid Williams | 22 May 2010 - 7:07pm

Not a clue, sorry

It sounds like a demo of sorts, doesn´t it?

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Ola Claesson | 23 May 2010 - 10:29am

OASIS!!!

With the exception of Supersonic (then and not now...)...second hand rip off rock with their influences dangling off their sleeves like bingo wings. They put rock music back 20 years.

Coldplay: bland as all bland can be.
Manics: self-important nonsense for students
Pink Floyd post-Dark Side. Once they'd made the most fantastic sounding record ever...they had nowhere to go except up their arse.

Moby: No talent.
Nirvana: The Pixies did it so much better...and with humour.

You can leave alone:
Pavement....one of the most original bands around...fantastic live as well. They are just enjoying themselves..ditto The Flaming Lips...great fun live band and talented musicians.

The Smiths....iconic, funny, original, authentic, great songwriting.

Neil Young: Just driven by the music...no compromises along the way, just makes the records he wants. He's made more great albums than the vast majority of the sacred cows listed here....Stones and Beatles included.

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Acetone | 22 May 2010 - 2:15am

Eric Clapton

Technically, he's got it - but no soul.

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wayfarer | 22 May 2010 - 4:28am

So agree

Techinically he is perfect. but for feeling ,listen to Rory Gallagher. That's a real guitarist because some times he was bad, but when he was good, he was very very ....

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Axekeith | 22 May 2010 - 2:08pm

Ahem

When was Rory ever bad? I have loads of his albums and saw him loads of times and I never heard him hit a cluncker on electric guitar, acoustic guitar, mandolin, slide dobro, harp, frequently several together.

BTW I wouldn't say Clapton's technique is flawless, he's mostly a feel player.

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Twangothan | 11 June 2010 - 7:05pm

Clapton...

Only gig I've ever walked out of. You are spot on. I may as well have stayed at home and put the record on. Very clever but utterly clinical.Not what I want in the blues.

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Doug B | 12 June 2010 - 2:40pm

Captain Beefheart

Trout Mask Replica is great for annoying the neighbours, scaring the cat and discussing as a "remarkable album, like nothing you've ever heard, immense reputation" etc, but having listened to it a couple of times, I feel no need to do so again.

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Sam Fiddian | 22 May 2010 - 5:50am

For me, it has to be...

... the funky pop midget that is Prince. As a song, I adore Raspberry Beret - but the rest is decent stuff and not much else. I just don't see why he is lauded as a genius...

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Reno Dakota | 22 May 2010 - 8:25am

There's

not one iota of kindness in you. Sign of the times (not quite the whole album but not far off it) Sometimes it snows in April and Kiss. I mean, KISS!

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Kenny.Boz | 24 May 2010 - 11:53pm

Prince

I know what you mean. As much as I love the song Sign Of The Times, I just couldn't get on with the rest of the album. And the purists will kill me, but I prefer Warren Zevon's version of Raspberry Beret that he cut with REM.

http://open.spotify.com/track/0g9Rr9ny4Ps8bhSVvggm45

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Lucas Hare | 22 May 2010 - 8:43am

In my experience...

... the Prince 'thing' seems to be gender specific. All the devotee's I've known have always been women - men regard him as an oddity.

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Reno Dakota | 22 May 2010 - 9:23am

well...sporting the XY

chromosone as I do - I do think he's near genius. Near, but not quite. Very significant though.

I think the issue with Prince is his output is too prolific and the genius/near-genius moments get reduced by association with too much dross.

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Sheev | 22 May 2010 - 10:52am

That's really not true

Judging by the attendance at his concerts, contributors to fan forums, the critics and my own, ahem, 'equipment', I'd suggest there's a substantial amount of man love for Mr Nelson.

And the rest of you, you're all wrong. So there.

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Black Type | 22 May 2010 - 10:54am

Three letters

R E M

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Dave Amitri | 22 May 2010 - 9:21pm

Oh dear, Dave - really?

not even that one that goes '...if you believe they put a man on the moon'? (winkysmiley)

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badartdog | 1 June 2010 - 12:07pm

John Martyn

I've tried, I really have...too mumbly though...

"...mrghgl ter plaghhh mrbblrbrle...SOLID AIR..."

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nicktf | 23 May 2010 - 7:20am

>

Yep, as I don't like that Echoplex thing of his I've listened, on many occasions, to his first two LPs and the two with Beverley Martyn.
I don't dislike them but.....let's put it this way.....a great deal more talented acts in the 60s were afforded less time to 'get it right' by their record labels.

I mean, The Creation never made an LP for the British market and John had put out five by the time he was 23!
How does that happen?

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ranger | 24 May 2010 - 4:25pm

Abba

Despite the high quality songwriting and the obvious tension and angst bound up in some of their lyrics, Abba leave me almost completely cold.

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milkybarnick | 24 May 2010 - 5:17pm

Dismal, tedious, pretentious but erudite

Elvis Costello that is. God knows I've tried but talk about the waste of a career. And his 'experiments' of the last 10-odd years (eg The Brodsky Quartet) rank among the worst examples of artistic hubris I think I've ever not had to endure. At least Israel has been spared his nonsense....
Queen - absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. If anyone can explain this advertising man's/sports highlights musical wet dream made flesh, letters to the usual address
Joanna Newsom - just to bring it right up to date. She's got a HARP! Kerazee! Sub Joni mitchell post-KBush warbling bolted to lumpen folk rock twiddling = 3CD set and substantial kerching from chin stroking hipster/lecher interface seduced by 'positive' reviews by those in the journalistic 'trade' bewitched and desperate to fill said Mitchell/Bush void with anything.

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Kenny.Boz | 24 May 2010 - 11:50pm

Israel?

Are Elvis's albums not available there?

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badartdog | 1 June 2010 - 12:04pm

.....and the winner is.......

....and the winner is.....Eminem!

The praise heaped on him, by otherwise 'serious' music journos, baffles me. There's talk of genius, of him being some latter-day hip-hop equivalent of The Bard. Contains great wit and poetic social comment, apparently. I, on the other hand think he's little more than Vanilla Ice with bells on. (Not a cunningly disguised anti hip-hop rant, by-the-way, i can do P.E., Snoop, Wu-Tang, Cypress Hill etc etc, no problem.)

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jonnyartist | 25 May 2010 - 1:06am

Post-1980s rap puzzles me

In the early days, it seemed to be about rapping in time with the music, using the words to complement the backing - look at Flash, Run DMC, EPMD, Eric B/Rakim, Public Enemy - their raps scanned as well as rhymed and were locked into the beat, forming a coherent piece.

In the last 20 years the object seems to be to cram as many words as possible in without regard for the rhythm of the backing.

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stimpy | 26 May 2010 - 8:49am

Try Cee-Lo Green ...

...Is The Soul Machine.

Lovely rhythms (amongst other things)

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tiggerlion | 11 June 2010 - 8:31pm

Worst of the lot

Antony and the Johnsons. Quite frankly unlistenable in every sense.

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Kenny.Boz | 25 May 2010 - 10:48pm

Insignificant

I agree that they are awful but surely nobody has yet suggested that they're significant in any way have they?

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JohnW | 26 May 2010 - 7:21am

I never liked Antony and the Johnsons until

I heard the cover of "Knocking On Heaven's Door". Just blew me away. For some weird reason I can't put my finger on, it moves me in a way that no other version of this song has ever managed.

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Stephen Merrick | 9 June 2010 - 12:03am

Robert Wyatt

I can't vouch for his Soft Machine stuff (which I'm not really familiar with), but his renditions of Shipbuilding and I'm A Believer are flipping awful. Sub-karaoke standard.

I have genuinely no idea why he's held in such high regard.

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Brookster | 26 May 2010 - 9:08am

I don´t mind his music

But I think a lot of his high regard comes from the fact that he seems like a really nice guy.

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Ola Claesson | 26 May 2010 - 9:49am

Bands nobody's mentioned...

At this point in the discussion it's interesting to note the bands who nobody has suggested.
The Who are the biggest, most canonical(sorry) band who haven't been mentioned yet, so does that make them officially the best band in the world ever?

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Mark Wallace | 31 May 2010 - 1:31pm

They seem to have won the Top Trumps thread as well...

This must mean something :-)

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stimpy | 31 May 2010 - 2:52pm

Great in the 60s

.....but, hey, we can get Townshend/The Who on 'Lifehouse' (oh, good, a box set!) and 'Tommy' and 'Quadrophenia' (truly dire) and 'White City' and 'Iron Man' and any LP released after 'Sell Out' can't we?

If we can't, we're not trying very hard are we?!

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ranger | 1 June 2010 - 9:06am

"Any LP released after Sell Out"

Who's Next - possibly their finest achievement and it was just the bastard child of Lifehouse,
Live At Leeds - possibly their second finest achievement.

I'll give you Tommy, It's Hard and Face Dances though :-)

Townshend solo seems to have had major Quality Control issues after his first couple of solo albums.

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stimpy | 1 June 2010 - 9:46am

Sure, it wasn't all great

Yes, I'll give you 'Tommy', but any LP after 'Sell Out'? Including 'Who's Next'? Home of 'Baba O'Riley', et al. You cannot be serious.

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Mark Wallace | 1 June 2010 - 12:30pm

i agree/disagree with lots above

...here's some new ones

The Band
Tom Waits pre 1983
James
Massive Attack
Portishead
Rocket From the Crypt
Super Furry Animals
M85

the most annoying overrated act (imho) is Manic Street Preachers and can i bellow a resounding WTF to The National Collective Panda Iver Mgmt buzz

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Kay Lester | 31 May 2010 - 1:43pm

Has anyone ever claimed that Rocket From The Crypt

were 'significant'??

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stimpy | 31 May 2010 - 2:55pm

Or indeed M85

about whom I have to say, "Their significance has passed me by, because I've never heard of them".

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Carl Parker | 31 May 2010 - 5:36pm

Springsteen

I agree wholeheartedly with the observations above about Queen: unlistenable and obnoxious. However I'm not sure that anyone would ever have described them as 'significant'.

Springsteen, on the other hand, 'significant' and grossly overrated.

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Hippo | 1 June 2010 - 11:30am

Always struggled a bit with

Always struggled a bit with Dylan - oh and Nick Cave (apart from his last record which I really like)

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Moodsta | 1 June 2010 - 12:19pm

The Clash

I like a few of their big hit singles and bits of Combat Rock (Rock the Casbah is my favorite Clash song) but I don't really buy into their lengendary status and I think London Calling and Sandinista are more bloated and overwraught than Tales From Topographic Oceans ever was.

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TheAwesomeSound | 7 June 2010 - 10:14pm

Sandinista

is great if you skip side 1 and side 6 and make it a double album.

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Locust | 9 June 2010 - 12:09am

But if you skip Side One,

...you'll miss "Something About England", which is utterly fab and groovy, and quite marvellous in every way.

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duco01 | 11 June 2010 - 7:51pm

Couple of good songs but otherwise...?

The Stone Roses
Happy Mondays
The Verve
Sigur Ros

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ipswichita | 12 June 2010 - 12:24pm

And furthermore...........;

I have previously said that Morrissey // The Smiths doesnt work for me. I would like to add more.

Coldplay - Dull, boring, pretentious.

Guns & Roses

Joni Mitchell

Yes

Robbie Williams - I thought Millenium was good, everything else he has done is just pants to me.

& finally....... I love Bob Dylan, but when I finally got to see him last year, I thought it was easily the most disappointing concert I have ever been to

I'll get my coat.

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jackthebiscuit | 14 June 2010 - 4:40am

But, Joni n' Bob aside, has anyone suggested the artists

you listed were 'significant' in the development of popular music?

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stimpy | 14 June 2010 - 8:59am
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