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Are people as famous as you think they are?

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The name Miles Davis means nothing to two people I know. Not a thing. Fair enough that they don’t know his music, but I’ve always assumed the name meant “noted (jazz?) musician” to everyone.

The same goes for David Bailey. His name is on the cover of a music magazine as it’s supposed to be a big deal that he took the cover picture. I mentioned this to someone and they claimed not to know who he is or what he does.

PS I have just heard Kids by MGMT for the first time (yes, somehow I’ve never knowingly heard it before). How the hell is THAT a big song? It’s nothing in comparison to Electric Feel.

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Unknown Pleasures

I was surprised to get a blank look off a young, studenty work colleague a few years ago when mentioning Ian Curtis and Joy Division.

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Spartacus Mills | 25 April 2010 - 11:25am

that's odd

as I was only thinking yesterday after seeing a "gothy-emo" girl wearing a t-shirt of the cover that Unknown Pleasures must be the most famous record that most people have never listened to.

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Chris G | 25 April 2010 - 12:32pm

Joy Division

really are a more well kept secret than we in the know care to admit.

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Ola Claesson | 25 April 2010 - 5:12pm

Still impressed by Craig David

who didn't know that Motown was a record label.

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Norwegian Blue | 25 April 2010 - 11:26am

Nor did I

For years I just assumed it was a genre.

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Spartacus Mills | 25 April 2010 - 11:44am

Eastern Europeans Aren't Famous Either.

Where do they come from again?

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itfc1959 | 1 May 2010 - 9:59pm

Kids

big club track: big hooks and bouncy beats, very popular with... well, with The Kids at festivals and such. Especially in this remix version:

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Joe Muggs | 25 April 2010 - 12:14pm

never heard this version before nice one

love da kids.

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Chris G | 25 April 2010 - 12:37pm

Bouncy & s'alright

But I always assume they are called Management. It's an abbreviation thing from my past.

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Beany | 25 April 2010 - 6:42pm

FYI - From Wikipedia

"The band first started with the name "The Management", but since this name was already being used by another band, they later changed it to MGMT. MGMT is an abbreviation for the word management."

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Black Type | 25 April 2010 - 6:55pm

Or...

Metro Goldwyn Mayer Theatre?

There's also a MGMT antibody...

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Baskerville Old Face | 26 April 2010 - 1:46pm

When all those versions of "Hallelujah" were around

someone much younger than me commented that there was the Alexandra Burke version, Rufus Wainwright, and "the guy who did it originally".

The same person also gave me blank looks when I've separately mentioned Stanley Baxter and Peter Cook. Young people, eh?

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Douglas | 25 April 2010 - 12:36pm

Even worse..

I watched a young singer at an Open Mic recently introduce it as "by "Alexander Burke".

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poolhallrichard | 26 April 2010 - 11:50am

A friend of mine...

...ended up at a songwriter's festival in Australia. At an after-hours party he ended up sharing a mic with a young lady who suggested they embark on a spirited duet of that well-known Tina Turner number, 'Help'.

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skirky | 26 April 2010 - 11:58am

Ouch!

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Ola Claesson | 26 April 2010 - 5:26pm

No,

that was The Rutles :-)

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Black Type | 26 April 2010 - 7:47pm

I blame the schools!

It does seem odd doesn't it but as you point out you have/had holes in your knowledge. Of course we don't have a clue what we don't know. I was astounded that Leona Lewis was on the women's rich list, it would be hard not to have heard of her but I haven't a clue what she looks like and haven't knowingly heard any of her songs (I'm sure I have heard them but I wasn't aware at the time and I couldn't name a single one of her songs), how is she so rich?
I recall when John Peel died that a number of people around my age knew the name but a couple of them confused him with Bob Harris.
I think the generational difference will continue (I assume because of the National Curriculum) youngsters all seem to be taught the same thing in history and they think people are well known when we've probably never heard of them. The TV show "Are You As Smart As A 10 Year Old" highlights this.
Haing said all that, I wasn't taught about Miles Davis at school and, despite the fact that I still don't get on with his music, I think I should have been, ditto Charlie Parker.

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JohnW | 25 April 2010 - 12:40pm

I don't mind

that people (young or old) haven't heard of someone the only annoyance is the large group of people with no curiosity and don't seem interested in things new to them. Or worse the people that utter the supremely annoying phrase "must before my time" what like Adam or Eve or the dinosaurs you Muppet's!

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Chris G | 25 April 2010 - 12:42pm

JFK

I remember, not so long ago, explaining to a bunch of kids who John F. Kennedy was. My overriding emotion wasn't just shock that they didn't know; but desperation to point out beyond their glassy, "you're so old" stares, that I wasn't alive when he was killed either. As far as they were concerned, it was in the past and I was older than them, therefore I must have first hand experience.

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Lucas Hare | 25 April 2010 - 12:50pm

On the day of George Harrison's death

I was chatting to a BBC journo in his late thirties who admitted that, until that morning, he'd never heard of The Quiet One. I was still in shock when he went on to say that he'd never heard of Lennon either until the day he was shot.

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eddie g | 25 April 2010 - 1:58pm

All four Beatles

Yesterday, prompted by this thread, I asked someone to name all four Beatles. He started with Ringo Starr, went on fluidly with Paul McCartney, a sight pause before George Harrison, and then a very long pause indeed. No prompting from me. Finally he said 'John Lennon' and breathed a sigh of relief.

My son will be eight in July.

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Lucas Hare | 26 April 2010 - 12:22pm

Well done Master Hare!

In my experience I find that George is usually the stumbling block for most people.

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eddie g | 26 April 2010 - 12:26pm

About 10 or 15 years ago I was chatting to a teacher friend...

...who, for end of term fun activities, did a spot the famous person quiz for the kids featuring pretty famous people of the previous few years and uber-famous people from before their time.

One of the people in the "before their time" category was Macca, who scored significantly higher than most of the oldies. She remarked on this and the kids responded "Duh, he's that bloke who's married to the woman who does the veggie meals you get in Sainsburys."

Presumably he will have been brought back to the teenage consciousness not by the acclaimed Fireman Sam album but as, "That bloke who got divorced from that woman who went all weird on GMTV and then did Dancing on Ice"

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Trevor_Raggatt | 27 April 2010 - 10:02pm

Bob Dylan?

"Isn't he dead?" said one of my colleagues in the classroom a couple of years ago when I mentioend I was off to see him at the weekend.

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phil spector | 25 April 2010 - 3:00pm

Nick Mason

I went to a live LPO performance of the score from the Two Towers at the RAH the other night. We pushed the boat out a bit and had a meal beforehand and I was convinced that the guy at the next table was said percussionist. I mentioned this to the FPO (who has much more time for the ABITWH's) to be met by a blank look and "who?"

Saturday morning I did a Google Images search and she conceded that if it wasn't him it was his twin brother.

This is a big fan, someone who has listened to their music for 30 odd years! Is it a girl thing?

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Neil Dyson | 25 April 2010 - 3:13pm

A girl thing indeed

My missus is the same - we'll quite often get into a band at the same time but when I mention some useless bit of information about them I've stumbled across, she'll give me a blank look and I realise she has no interest at all beyond what the music sounds like.
For instance, she knows one of the Duckworth Lewis Method is that bloke out of the Divine Comedy because she recognises his voice, but if I mentioned the name Neil Hannon to her she'd have no idea who I was talking about.
I'm envious really, it might be nice to be free of the compulsive need to collect trivia.

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David Cooper | 25 April 2010 - 3:43pm

Sorry. But I have the unbeatable trump card here

A few years ago, my GLW was banging on to me about some song she'd heard and how great it was. Folky type. Harmonica. Jewish fella. Pretty mundane first name and ... " ooh, it's on the tip of my tongue".
From the moment she had racked her brains enough to cough up a name Bob Dylan has been known in our house as "Andy Cohen".

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Richard Lowe | 25 April 2010 - 7:24pm

In our house...

... I always think of Van the Man as "Eddie" after my wife heard "Whenever God Shines His Light" on the radio and said, "Oh, isn't that Cliff Richard and Van... erm... Van... erm... Van... erm... Halen?"

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Trevor_Raggatt | 27 April 2010 - 10:05pm

A clue for next time.

Look next to his plate. There should be a big key-ring with about forty keys on it, all with the Ferrari logo on.

Otherwise, get the FPO to look the other way and shout "Nick!" and see if he turns round.

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Lenny Law | 1 May 2010 - 12:17am

Pavement.

A former colleague who fancied himself an indie music buff had never even heard the name "Pavement". He derided me openly, claiming I'd made them up, and could scarcely contain himself when I told him they were one of the nineties' most influential indie groups.

His laughter only intensified when I played him "Range Life", which, for my money is not only their poppiest moment (not a great claim, I admit), but also a genuinely lovely, sunny, summery pop song in its own right. He called it a "dirge" and refused to acknowledge that I wasn't just being deliberately snobby and obscurist. Even when I showed him the Wikipedia page in which their influence and critical acclaim was heavily referenced, and played him some of "Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain", which I think is clearly genius to anyone with functioning ears.

I could've just about kicked him in the fucking balls. I didn't really care that Pavement weren't his cup of tea: it was his refusal to acknowledge that there might be an important band that he's never heard of, because clearly he'd heard of simply EVERYONE important.

There are very, very few people who make me crosser than the ones who rate themselves as music fans, but are actually just bog-standard chart-indie purchasers* who have never dug any deeper than their favourites, but have unshakeable views about "proper" music nonetheless.

*Not that that's anything inherently wrong with buying chart indie. It's just when people only buy chart indie, but think that they know lots about "proper" music as a result.

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Bob | 25 April 2010 - 3:31pm

Don't kick me...

... but I'd never heard of Pavement, either.

Mind you, I'm not claiming to be an authority on 90s indie. ; )

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Andrew F | 26 April 2010 - 9:26pm

Whole point of the thread, I guess.

To me, they're famous. They're "if I bumped into any of them on the street, I'd be really starstruck" famous. In my world.

Evidently I AM an obscurist dillwad. ;-)

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Bob | 26 April 2010 - 11:31pm

Take your point

but apart from Steve Malkmus and the departed loony drummer would you recognise the rest of the band in the street? I'm a fan of countless indie bands but I'm not sure I could tell the drummer of the flaming lips or the bassist of the National from any other thirty something bloke in an artful beard and knowingly ironic t-shirt.

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Chris G | 26 April 2010 - 11:42pm

Mark Ibold...

...is in Sonic Youth now, so I'd definitely recognise him too. :)

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Bob | 27 April 2010 - 12:02am

I had a vox pop at work

I work with a lot of people from many countries. None of the four middle aged and well educated Indians in my office had heard of Elvis Presley. Which I did find strange. They'd all heard of Michael Jackson.

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clivetemple | 25 April 2010 - 3:41pm
DrJ | 25 April 2010 - 3:52pm

Whose Jimi Hendrix?

When Mitch Mitchell died a couple of years back, I commented to a couple of folks at work that this meant none of the Experience were alive. Blank looks. One genuinely didn't know who Hendrix was and the other thought he was in Thin Lizzy. I know times move on etc etc but we are talking about the main band of probably the most talented and important rock guitarist ever. Oh dear...

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Mark JF | 25 April 2010 - 4:41pm

Jimi Hendrix

A chap at my son's school thought Jimi Hendrix was a snooker player!

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Baskerville Old Face | 26 April 2010 - 1:50pm

The Stephen Hendry Experience?

Doesn't work quite as well.

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Douglas | 26 April 2010 - 7:13pm

and The Stones were never the same

after Dennis Taylor left

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Sheev | 26 April 2010 - 8:46pm

Nor Bad Manners

after the departure of Bill Werbenuik

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Rosbif | 26 April 2010 - 11:10pm

But

don't forget about the (John)Spencer(Steve)Davis Group

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Black Type | 27 April 2010 - 9:10pm

Ummmm....

The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Cue?

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Patrick Crowther | 28 April 2010 - 7:08am

Did Hendrix...

... set fire to his cue as he reached the climax of a frame?

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Tippy Wooder | 2 August 2010 - 12:08pm

I wrote my master´s thesis about Bruce Springsteen

One of the students present at the seminar had never heard of him. We were the same age, both born during the second half of the seventies. She claimed to have never heard Hungry Heart, Dancing In The Dark or Born In The USA. "Is he famous?" Well, kind of.

She was studying to become a teacher. Prejudice, I´m trying to kill you but you keep on breathing.

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Ola Claesson | 25 April 2010 - 5:10pm

The mental screen door slams.

I did a gig recently where we played three songs from Born To Run. Still in need of saxaphone player a week before the show, we managed to get hold of an old jazzer who reckoned he could pull off the end bit of Thunder Road, the horn part in Tenth Avenue Freeze Out and the solo in Born To Run at fairly short notice. "This Springsteen feller..." he said after our one rehearsal "...mainly writes his own stuff, does he?"

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skirky | 25 April 2010 - 7:45pm

Was this before or after

The Seeger Sessions? Well, I hope he could pull the parts off. Despite who wrote them.

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Ola Claesson | 26 April 2010 - 9:54am

Springsteen

covering Bob Seger. Got to be worth a listen.

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happy harry | 26 April 2010 - 10:22pm
Ola Claesson | 26 April 2010 - 10:40pm

Last week

At work I mentioned Brian Eno and his plethora of middle names, and how he got them. My two colleagues (42 and 32 years old) replied 'Who's Brian Eno?' They're not hugely into music, but Eno has his fingers in so many pies I thought they might have heard of him in other ways.

But then, the obituaries column of The Word in the last few months has been full of people I've never heard of.

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PeteWingrave | 25 April 2010 - 5:28pm

I have the opposite problem

I see a single-paragraph obit and wonder why it's not a double-page spread.

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Archie Valparaiso | 26 April 2010 - 8:07am

I'm the one with the problem

I can hold forth for hours about why "No Matter What" by Badfinger is perhaps the finest pop record of all time. However, I have trouble distinguishing between Lily Cole and Lily Allen.

If I pick up a Metro on the tube - I am often befuddled by whose night of shame it is I'm supposed to be being appalled by.

And who is Daisy Lowe?

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Sheev | 25 April 2010 - 5:40pm

When I see a headline "Pixie banned from bar"

it still takes me 30 secs to realise it's not Frank Black or Kim Deal up to no good!

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Chris G | 25 April 2010 - 5:50pm

Lily Savage

and Lily Allen are the same person, right?

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happy harry | 25 April 2010 - 9:42pm

Daisy Lowe

Nick's wife? Nick's daughter? Nick's pet dog?

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stimpy | 26 April 2010 - 4:39pm

Daisy Lowe

Captain Mainwaring's pet cow?

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Fazackerly | 26 April 2010 - 5:13pm

Pictures of Lily

Cole

Allen

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Glenbervie | 27 April 2010 - 10:24am

The Pink

She invented Medicinal Compound, y'know.

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stimpy | 28 April 2010 - 9:49am

I don't

fancy yours much...

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Adman | 1 May 2010 - 12:31pm

100 years or so of recorded music

and most people only concern themselves with the last 6 months worth.
If that.

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Adman | 25 April 2010 - 7:07pm

But it's new...

so it must be good.

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Patrick Crowther | 25 April 2010 - 7:28pm

The relentless pursuit of novelty

will be our downfall.

It is the lead in our water-supply.

*inserts cheery thumbs-up*

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Adman | 25 April 2010 - 8:45pm

When the commercial radio stations will play

"an old classic right after these messages" it´s usually something AT LEAST six months old. It´s amazing they, like, made music and stuff that long ago.

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Ola Claesson | 26 April 2010 - 10:48am

Where I used to live

The local commercial radio station once conducted a poll to find the best song of all time.

The winner... Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol; not only an awful, insipid song, but one that was actually in the charts at the time of the poll.

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Joe R | 26 April 2010 - 10:52am

Couldn´t he just lay there?

Did he have to sing as well?

I like the past tense in your headline, even if it may not have been the only reason for moving. :)

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Ola Claesson | 26 April 2010 - 7:46pm

I was at a car boot sale a couple of years ago

flicking through a line of CDs. Teenaged girl at next stack pulled out a Cd single by PJ and Duncan. 'Ere', she said, 'they don't half look like Ant and Dec'.

I got my coat...

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happy harry | 25 April 2010 - 9:44pm

Conversation overheard

"Morrissey? Didn't he used to be the singer in Squeeze?"

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kb | 26 April 2010 - 10:17am

Just out of interest - does anybody know who this person is?

Nino Rota

And if anyone responds don't look before you answer!

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Mousey | 26 April 2010 - 10:36am

Nino Rota

As someone who spent most of their teens trying to get hold of the soundtrack to The Godfather, yes. I do know who he is.

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Lucas Hare | 26 April 2010 - 12:23pm

I thought so

I was too ashamed to look it up on Google and afraid to post here and get it wrong. Now I can relax again. Thanks Lucas.

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Fazackerly | 26 April 2010 - 2:07pm

As featured in the Magnetic Fields' song 'Reno Dakota'

Reno Dakota
I'm no Nino Rota
I don't know the score

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Con Coleman | 26 April 2010 - 4:37pm

To my shame...

... I thought I knew, but it turned out I was thinking of Nerina Pallot.

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Andrew F | 26 April 2010 - 9:31pm

Not A Lot

Years ago when I worked in a bookshop I was chatting to my - only slightly - younger colleague, then in her early 20s, and told her I was going to see Elvis Costello that night.

"Oooh, the magician!" she said. Having established that this wasn't a euphemism, I'm still trying to work out who she was thinking of. EC didn't play 'Invisble Man' that night, sadly...

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Graeme Thomson | 26 April 2010 - 10:42am

Your colleague may be more clued up than you think

Elvis Costello had a cameo part as a hopeless magician in No Surrender, a none-more-black comedy by Alan Bleasdale, back in the 80s. That may have been what your colleague was thinking of.

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Rosbif | 26 April 2010 - 11:28am

Indeed he did

Well remembered, Mr Rosbif. But no, she wasn't referring to that. We established pretty quickly she hadn't the faintest idea who Costello was, far less followed him down the back alleys of his dubious acting career.

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Graeme Thomson | 26 April 2010 - 11:41am

Elvis Costello Larry Sanders

There's a great episode of Larry Sanders where Artie introduces Elvis Costello to Hank.
Artie: "Hank, this is Elvis"
Hank: "I don't think so"

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McLongWhiteCloud | 26 April 2010 - 9:57pm

Possibly...

... David Copperfield?

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Andrew F | 26 April 2010 - 9:33pm

Charles Dickens invented him...

...as well as Uriah Heep.

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Baskerville Old Face | 27 April 2010 - 2:50pm

Blur

Apparently the tunes "Parklife" and "End Of A Century" had not been heard in my house before yesterday. (The family I live with are late 30's/early 40s.)

Is that physically possible?

Just the name "Blur" gave a slightly blank expression.

Its not like I was listening to Einsteurzende Neubauten or anything...

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badger_king | 26 April 2010 - 12:42pm

Some people....

...just don`t like music full stop. Weird I know and not something everyone here would comprehend.

On a similar thread....what about food?
I used to work with someone who never seemed to eat, didn`t have a medical problem but just didn`t really like food.I asked her one day what she liked to eat and after some consideration she replied "I quite like toast"

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johnsimpson1965 | 26 April 2010 - 12:57pm

the food thing is odd

we were discussing the same with booze as my mate who writes about this sort of thing was saying that something like 30-40 % of drinkers have never tasted bitter. I was just fascinated that they've never been curious never had a sip. Being the sort of person who will try anything once (Leche de pantera ia -panther's milk anyone?) so just to drink bacardi breezer or whatever all you life seems a bit dull.

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Chris G | 26 April 2010 - 1:31pm

A bitter free life..

...wouldn`t be worth living.

Timmy Taylor, Bluebird, Adnams.....mmmmmmmmmmmm

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johnsimpson1965 | 26 April 2010 - 2:19pm

Exotic!

I once offered a friend of mine a bottle of Deuchars IPA to enjoy instead of his usual can of Stellar Tortoise. He refused on the grounds that he thought IPA would taste 'weird'.

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Con Coleman | 26 April 2010 - 4:39pm

Cider

Last week I introduced a friend to her first taste of cider. She is 40 and drinks beer, lager & spirits but had never tasted this great british drink before.

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Beany | 27 April 2010 - 9:43am

Were there no bus stops

near her house when she was a teenager or something?

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skirky | 27 April 2010 - 11:23am

Blur

The tunes Parklife and End Of the Century have never been heard in my house. This situation is not likely to change anytime soon.

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Carl Parker | 26 April 2010 - 2:04pm

I can live without the title track....

...but seriously, Carl - you're missing out. End Of The Century's lovely, as is a very great deal of Blur's output. Don't be fooled by the cockernee-gaw-bleedin'-blimey-guv'nor image from a few years ago.

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Bob | 26 April 2010 - 2:31pm

We were gathered for Christmas recently

when the sad news of Harold Pinter's death was announced after a brief discussion of the news, one of my "relies" piped up that he'd never heard of Pinter. His lack of knowledge of the theatre's Mr angry meant he wasn't able to describe the long silence that followed his pronouncement as "Pinteresque" :)

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Chris G | 26 April 2010 - 12:46pm

Makes you proud.

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Pencilsqueezer | 26 April 2010 - 1:58pm

It doesn't just affect musicians

I was in a department store a couple of years back and I overheard a customer at the jewellery counter say she would like to buy a crucifix. The young shop assistant replied, "Is that the one with the wee man on it?"

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WarwickHunt | 26 April 2010 - 4:22pm

Wee Man?

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stimpy | 26 April 2010 - 5:02pm

Who Wrote

'It's Hard To Be Humble'?
[no cheating]

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ChaosandMorphine | 26 April 2010 - 8:06pm

That was

Pam wasn't it??

( Of dentist fame )

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eddie g | 26 April 2010 - 8:09pm

Kate?

(of Springwatch fame)

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stimpy | 28 April 2010 - 9:51am

Garth Hudson

A few years back I was working for Garth Hudson and contacted a supposedly music-savvy producer at Radio 2 about an interview.

Him - "Garth Hudson? Never heard of him".
Me - "He was in The Band"
Him - "Which band?"
Me - THE Band"
Him - "Yeah, yeah I'm sure they're very good but which band?"

Grrrrrr........

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McLongWhiteCloud | 26 April 2010 - 9:50pm

Yes, but

You still haven't told us which band he was in.

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Fraser Lewry | 26 April 2010 - 9:52pm

Garth

c'mon.... after all those years he starred in that Daily Mirror comic strip..... you must have heard of him.

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McLongWhiteCloud | 26 April 2010 - 10:03pm

Garth Hudson...he used to be in the New Avengers

with Joanne Lumley wasn't he... he did those nescafe ad doing that dubious handshake...

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Chris G | 26 April 2010 - 10:08pm

I thought

he was Wayne's bezzie mate in Wayne's World

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Black Type | 27 April 2010 - 9:14pm

To bring it back to...

...The Girl Thing...that some of you was discussing earlier.
Being one of these mythical creatures myself, maybe my insight can shed some light on the problem.
The thing is; in general it doesn't better our status to know who's playing bass in what band - in fact if we display any such knowledge in front of boys when we're growing up, they either feel threatened enough to mock us or - at best - they treat us as "one of the boys" wich isn't necessarily how we want to be seen at a certain age.
Boys on the other hand earns the respect of their peers when they can recite the top ten guitarists of all time and what guitar they used for That Solo, so we are conditioned to different things when we grow up, that's the biggest reason; I think.
Being passionately into music and having read a lot of magazines and books about the subject I have stored an awful lot of - perhaps unnecessary - knowledge about bands and artists that I love, some that I don't even like, and some that I have never even listened to once; but I have to REALLY like a band a LOT to bother to find out who plays what...it just doesn't enhance my listening-experience at all, I'm afraid! Only if someone in the band is such an amazing musician that I can't help noticing how much better the song gets when he, or indeed; she, sprinkle some extra magic dust over the song.
Still I do know more than enough names and details to hold my own very well in a music-quiz, but you can't really help it when you've been reading every music magazine you could get your hands on since Smash Hits in the early 80's - it sticks. I wish it didn't; I'm often appalled at the really important knowledge that I have forgotten...

Anyway, one of my reasons to hang out here is because in real life I don't really know anyone who is really interested in music. Most people seem to think of music as something the radiostations play to keep silence at bay. They couldn't care less. So why would they know who plays the guitar ?

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Locust | 27 April 2010 - 2:18am

Boys do bands; girls do brands

"I know 'Clearasil' shares several letters with 'Clarins', and I know it's the thought that counts, but next time check with the assistant at the counter, okay?"

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Archie Valparaiso | 27 April 2010 - 9:18am

And you can take

those crampons back while you're at it...

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Captain Underpants | 27 April 2010 - 10:54am

As Archie says..

Has anyone here heard of Creme De La Mer?

I noticed that my wife had started using some of their products on the quiet. Being Mr Dead Good Husband, I thought I'd get her some more for her birthday. Up I toddled to the stand in John Lewis. I thought some nice moisturiser would be a good idea.

A HUNDRED AND FUCKING SIXTY SHEETS FOR A 60ml TUB OF FUCKING FACECREAM????

http://www.johnlewis.com/82365/Style.aspx

Gentlemen. Circle the wagons.

Girls. Don't even think about it.

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Lenny Law | 1 May 2010 - 12:55am

My FPO has used it for a couple of years and swears by it

I didn't know how much it cost... until now :-)

It's her money and, of course, she can spend it on whatever she chooses but she'll NEVER be able accuse me of wasting money on "useless rubbish" again.

Thanks Lenny :-)

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stimpy | 1 May 2010 - 5:09pm

GLW

When I met my girl,now my GLW her exposure to music was minimal,a bit of The Beatles a little of Simon & Garfunkel mostly the Top 40.She'd grown-up in a household where music was, unlike my own, seen as having little value.Over the passing years she has of course been exposed to a lot more music but she still doesn't really care about little details like who the hell she's listening too.Oh she recognises some,but not many.She says when she likes or dislikes something I've put on,I tell Her what she's listening too but she doesn't really care.After all it was many years before she realized that Dylan wasn't an African American some confusion with Bob Marley I think!Love her till the seas run dry though.

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Pencilsqueezer | 27 April 2010 - 7:49am

I'm married to...

...a tone-deaf non-music fan, since you mention it, ps. She likes the noise some music makes, but it's just background to her, with a few exceptions. She was a bit of an indie kid as a teenager, but only in the sense that the clubs she went to played indie and britpop, but like your GLW, she came from a household where there was never any music. My house was full of music, all the time, and being musical was one of the things that my sister and I knew would make our mum and dad really happy with us. Genes helped, too: me and sis just are musicians, dyed in the wool. My fabulous lady isn't, and never grew up valuing it. So music isn't something we really share, but I don't care because we share practically everything else, and she's very sweet about my various obsessions.

As Nick Hornby once said, it's not what you like that counts. It's what you ARE like.

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Bob | 27 April 2010 - 9:28am

When I first read High Fidelity

I pretty much missed the moral at the end, and for a while went by the maxim that what you like defines you. Not a good move, though luckily I'm such a darned nice chap by default, there were no disastrous ramifications :)

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Joe R | 27 April 2010 - 9:53am

We've all been there.

I split up with someone once on the basis that she only owned 3 CDs and had no posters on her wall. Ah, the first year of university.

Although, in my defence, she was fucking boring.

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Bob | 27 April 2010 - 11:18am

Do you mean

she was extremely boring, or that she was boring while... no... I won't go there.

I try not to be a snob, but I think I'd find it difficult to fall in love with someone who obsessive read Heat magazine and whose favourite show was Snog, Marry, Avoid though

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Joe R | 27 April 2010 - 1:03pm

Without being indiscreet...

...no, the only reason I stuck around as long as I did was the fact that, frankly, she was terrifyingly voracious. But then, in the cold light of day, I'd frequently find myself looking around and humming just to fill gaps in the conversations that I was, with increasing desperation, initiating.

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Bob | 27 April 2010 - 1:14pm

I Win

I just asked a work colleague (female, aged 27) if she could name all four Beatles. She replied in the negative, so I asked if she could name just one. After a pause of about five minutes, she replied:

"The one who was married to Heather Mills. Paul something."

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Spartacus Mills | 27 April 2010 - 11:06am

Is it wrong...

...that this makes me want to fall to my knees, shake my fists at the sky and scream my lungs ragged?

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Bob | 27 April 2010 - 11:15am

It got me thinking...

...I wonder if there is a Heat magazine / celeb gossip message board somewhere where they moan about that money-grabbing fella from that band who married Heather Mills for her money and fame.

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Spartacus Mills | 27 April 2010 - 11:16am

Inevitably.

It'll be right next to the thread about how Katie Price is, like, the best book writer or whatever, like... ever.

God, I'm a snob.

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Bob | 27 April 2010 - 11:20am

What!!!!

Are you insinuating that the fragrant Katie isn't as fine a writer as Ian McEwan? Out side now Sir!
God,I'm a snob too.

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Pencilsqueezer | 27 April 2010 - 11:30am

No, you just have standards

I don't share a national fascination with oversize orange breasts so count me out for that one too.
Peter André though, is a musician ;-)

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Richie B | 27 April 2010 - 11:31am

Here's An Old One

Last year on Tuesdays my local live music bar was regularly invaded by sixth-formers who would have a go at the open mic slots. They were nice kids, but I did hate it when one of them said "we're going to do an oldie next" and then covered a Libertines tune.

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atcf | 27 April 2010 - 11:32am

I often think about this...

When I was 16 years old (in 1996) a record that'd come out 5 years earlier would've seemed ancient to me.

Now I'm 30 and a record that came out in 2005 feels recent.

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Spartacus Mills | 27 April 2010 - 11:35am

I had an interesting (and somewhat sobering) conversation

with a colleague on the way in to work this morning. We were discussing the really rather excellent and morally complex Christian/Syed/Amira storyline in 'Enders, and I made reference to the actor playing Amira's father:

Me - It's Ramon Tikaram, he played a gay character in 'This Life'...(looking at her youthful face)oh...you don't remember 'This Life', do you?

Her -(maintaining blank expression) Er, no...

Me - So you won't remember his sister having two Top Ten hits in the late 80s? Tanita Tikaram? 'Good Tradition'? 'Twist In My Sobriety?'

Her - (with glazed, piteous expression) Michael, I was only born in 1984...

Me - (suddenly feeling as old as Mount Rushmore) Oh, that's the year I graduated the first time round!

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Black Type | 27 April 2010 - 9:35pm

I know what you mean

Alarm bells go off in my head when Dirty Dancing is referred to as a 'classic'. In terms of either quality or chronology.

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Lucas Hare | 27 April 2010 - 11:56am

Duplicate post

But if something's worth saying...

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Lucas Hare | 27 April 2010 - 11:58am

Robert Johnson

Well, we don't all live in the same musical culture, and fame comes and goes. But I came across something which did surprise me in a book I've just bought by Elijah Wald called Escaping the Delta: Robert Johnson and the Invention of the Blues.

I haven't read it yet, but it's a history of the Blues in general, and the story of how one of its most obscure figures become mythologised as its greatest artist. At least among white audiences. On the other hand, Wald writes:

"if you go to a Mississippi Blues Festival and take a poll of black listeners you will find that many will not recognise Johnson's name"

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Melville | 27 April 2010 - 1:02pm

Some years ago

I was playing the 'Hat Game' where you stick a load of famous people's names into a hat and then have a minute to describe as many as you can to your team.

One person pulled out Louis Armstrong and proceeded to say, 'Oh, um, what did he do again, um, that's right - first man on the moon'

Gales of laughter all round when we discovered who she was trying to describe.

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robram | 27 April 2010 - 10:45pm

Hope.

My fifteen year old Great Nephew is very into Hendrix,The Yardbirds,Buddy Guy,Zeppelin and others,he's a pretty useful Guitarist also.His little Sister Hannah is mad for Elvis and Little Richard.
So their is hope.We're a pretty creative family though,maybe that has something to do with it.

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Pencilsqueezer | 28 April 2010 - 7:38am

Who's that?

Back in the 1970s a friend was at Euston station. A complete stranger came up to him and said "Look, there's Denis Law. I've just got his autograph". Roy looked over and saw Denis talking to another chap, turned to the stranger and told him "Yes, and that's Roger Hunt he's talking to".

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Carl Parker | 28 April 2010 - 1:11pm

A couple of years ago I did

A couple of years ago I did the Xmas quiz at work, on recalling that their were complaints the previous year of it being too easy I made it reasonably difficult. On handing out the questions there was a sea of blank faces; I had obviously over done it somewhat. I was amazed, however, when one respondent confused a picture of James Callaghan with Ronnie Barker!

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woodface | 28 April 2010 - 5:38pm

Fragments of knowledge

This morning as I was driving my son (15) to his football match, he enquired whether Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was named after LSD.

A few moments after I had expertly dealt with that pearler, he asked how many Beatles are dead.

This afternoon, while I was giving the 'new' Jimi Hendrix album a listen, he came in and said, 'I like this sort of thing'.

He's humouring me isn't he?

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Nick Duvet | 1 May 2010 - 1:10pm

Nurture it

Though I wouldn't recommend the complete works of Wishbone Ash until later in his life...

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badger_king | 1 May 2010 - 10:13pm

Turns out Bill Bryson is a nobody.

Even when I showed these two people a picture of his bearded face they didn't know who he is. I mean, wasn't his BBC tour of the British Isles a truly massive programme? I didn't watch it, or any of his other programmes, and yet I know all about the guy.

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LOUDspeaker | 19 July 2010 - 12:15pm

Even as a listener I only just know about him

I've become a bit of an audiobook fan in the last 12 months and have gone though four of his books. I started to listen to my latest one last week and it's the first to actually be read by him (that I've listened to) and has a photograph of him on the sleeve so now I know what he looks like and sounds like. Before my audiobook conversion he was just another author, a quite well known name but not a well known face. I had no idea he had done a round Britain BBC tour either was it radio or television?

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JohnW | 19 July 2010 - 6:42pm

He was on TV

with more than one programme. I'm sure it was mainstream BBC1 stuff.

I've just finished disc 5 of his 14 disc (16.5 hours) audiobook At Home. It's interesting stuff and all the stuff about servants got me watching Gosford Park again.

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LOUDspeaker | 6 August 2010 - 10:33am

Flame

Mark Kermode on Friday was saying that when he introduced 'The Slade In Flame' at a recent film festival (i.e. the kind of people who might be expected to know) he was met by totally blank faces, apart from one guy who said he'd heard it wasn't very good.

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ranger | 19 July 2010 - 12:51pm

I got something of a fright

some years ago when I found out that a friend of mine who had been a Primary School teacher for two years at that point didn't know who Thomas Hardy was.

Made fillums wiv Stan Laurel did'n he...?

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Beezer | 2 August 2010 - 12:47pm

He's currently appearing

in Inception , I understand.

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Black Type | 3 August 2010 - 12:19am
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