Anyone for contraception?
Posted by redkez on 20 June 2008 - 3:34pm.
An (American) music download site sent me a press release about a new CD containing 'music for moms, to help women relax while preparing for and giving birth'. Great idea. But it includes a Celine Dion track. Which to my mind is enough to make anyone wish they'd used contraception.
Without wanting to turn this into a 'laydeez only' thread, what would be the most appropriate (or inappropriate) tracks for the delivery room?
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How about...
Appropriate:
Push It - Salt N Pepa
The Trick is to Keep Breathing - Garbage
This Woman's Work - Kate Bush
Inappropriate:
Bodies - The Sex Pistols
My Baby is a HeadF*** - The Wildhearts
Push It - Salt N Pepa
Was going to be my first choice!!
Anything with Baby or Babies in the title.
Or Adam And The Ants - Stand And Deliver..
'Push downstairs' Underworld
if you get my drift
It is "This Womans Work" really,
even if only because it was used in that film where old croaky had a baby at the end, name escapes.
Is Push it that push push in the bush song? If not, then that one.
Only women bleed? For when the stitching is needed?
Fascinating timing, my stepdaughter broke her waters (when the levee breaks) about an hour ago.......
The Tremeloes
Here Comes My Baby:
Game, set & match
to Mr V.
Mind you,
only works if you're sure it is your baby.
If not, you'd have to use Adam Faith's 'Someone Else's Baby'
Or The Ronettes
Be My Baby (assuming you want it).
Anything
by Squeeze?
Pulling mussels from a shell, then?
;-)
Would it be a bit bad to play....
I've Changed My Address by The Jam in the delivery room while I slipped off quietly....
Led Zep
When the Levee Breaks.?????
or
Johnny Moped
"Darlin Lets Have Another Baby
Let's have one soon on our second honeymoon
Darlin Lets Have another baby
I'd be very happy to wash and change his nappy"
How about
Hold On I'm Coming?
bit late
a bit late for that
Squeeze
I think "She Doesn't Have To Shave" by Squeeze. Just to take that song one step further. You'd be dog-house mind, but you probably would be anyway to be fair. Those ladies have it easy....
Dunno about a music track...
... but I watched a review for a new film called "TEETH" on Newsnight Review to-night.
Bring the husband to that flick and the wife will have no fears of getting preggers.
OUCH!
Is it what I think it is?
I saw an advert for that earlier, is it actually about what I think it is?
Yes...
... and I couldn't believe the premise of the story either. BIZARRE! NASTY! and just plain WRONG!
'The End Of The Rainbow'...
by Richard Thompson.
O Patrick!!!!
Fabulous song, but I'm not even allowed to play it out loud, so mordant it is.
(Quick slice to the Best Covers strand: Elvis Costello does corkers both of this and of Withered and Died.)
I actually think it's incredibly touching...
that he thought so deeply about whether it is fair to bring up a child in this harsh world of ours and wrote that song. But it isn't exactly The Tweets, is it? Perhaps not for the maternity ward, that one.
But was it before or after...
Teddy and Kamila, let alone his 2nd lot. Seems a bit inconsistent.