Another Broadcasting First
Posted by David Hepworth on 13 February 2008 - 10:03am.
"Blur bassist Alex James will front Classic FM's biggest-ever commission, The A to Z of Classical Music, a landmark 100-part series intended to be the definitive guide of its kind," according to Media Guardian.
Why?
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Perhaps...
...they were really impressed with his appearance on Question Time.
Fromage to Faure
He may also become a big cheese in the classical world, then.
He's keeping himself busy.
classic nonsense
won't this be all a bit cheesey?
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is also joining the Classic FM roster...
oh, and theres Dave Benson Philips contribution. A 3-part series on Wagner.
As long as he dosen't
accidently slip on a Courtney Love classic its ok with me !! Bad for business.
Low-brow
I expect James will be at this event at the Royal Albert Hall, a 'Classical Spectacular', with the main selling point being 'Incredible lights, lasers and special effects'.
At no point are the orchestra or conductor even identified.
re: name checks
I noticed this convention on desert Island dics recently where we get the conductor composer, soloist etc for classical tracks but only the name of the band for rock artists
Who keeps paying him all this cash?
And why? The pull of Ex-blur can't be enough, but he's all over the shop, between his cheese and everything else. I'm all for the cheese farmer schtick, but please spare us the rest. And get a decent barber to do something with that fringe.
pun alert
can I be the first to say it's not "Gouda Idea" I don't give edam about his views on classical music. When we first heard about this we all had a good truckle in the office... sorry
Zinger (added to the tally of shit jokes)
Can't Mr.James just be content with raking the Yarg!
Well..
...that's Classic FM for you, *sniff*.
God, this is ridiculous...
...wasn't he only on TV the other day with some programme about the dangers of cocaine??
Q: When is a cheese farmer not a cheese farmer?
A: When it's a vanity project and he runs out of money/interest
You mean...
..he's probably just milking it?
until it turns sour
meanwhile he is creaming off the profits until he goes his own whey etc.
Has he been cloned? He also appeared on our local tv news reporting back on an art exhibition at Modern Art Oxford. Easy life this cheese farming, leaves plenty of time for other pursuits. Ideal for a renaissance man like him.
Master Bates
If they can employ Simon Bates, they'll take anyone I guess. Apparently Mark.E.Smith is lined up to a late night choral and gregorian chant show.
I read..
..a particularly nasty piece by James a couple of weeks ago, in one of the Sunday newspaper mags. I don't remember which one. He was a vegetarian for twenty years, but is now happy to pour scorn and venom on people like me, who continue to exclude meat (and dairy products) from their diet. Fair enough if he's changed his mind, that's his prerogative, but does he have to be so unpleasant about it?
Oh, and he was on University Challenge a while back. One of those novelty editions of the show here they pit ex students against each other. he was rubbish on that, too.
So we all agree then.......
......Utter arsehole. No more to say, really.
Not forgetting
his immortal foray in the heady world of rock journalism, where he interviewed Herr Bri Ferry for a rapidly-declining publication and dished up the most unremittingly arslicken prose this side of those dreadful hagiographies about 'communist' dictators.
I don't even think he touched on the Nazi clobber hoo-ha, instead concentrating on Bri's effortless sartorial elegance.
As a diabetic, I had to double up the insulin dose after that candyfloss-like confection
Why?
Why is he doing it? Because he is a tart. Next thing he'll be launching his own brand of aftershave.
Is it me...
...or are all of Blur eminently punchable?
The A to Z of Absurdity
In 1989, one Graham Torrington of BRMB - a once-popular radio station in Birmingham - did a series called "The A to Z of the 80s" on his drivetime show.
Reading about the planned similar feature for Alex James has crystallised my thoughts on the pointlessness of sequencing music on the basis of where the artist or composer falls in the alphabet.
As you yourself say, why? Who benefits? Will thousands of Classic FM listeners listen with extra attention on the basis that a composer whose surname begins with "E" follows one beginning with... well, I've forgotten, but you get the point.
You might as well playlist music on the basis of descending order of drummers' height.