Another Broadcasting First

"Blur bassist Alex James will front Classic FM's biggest-ever commission, The A to Z of Classical Music, a landmark 100-part series intended to be the definitive guide of its kind," according to Media Guardian.
Why?

Perhaps...

...they were really impressed with his appearance on Question Time.

Seamus | 13 February 2008 - 10:07am

Fromage to Faure

He may also become a big cheese in the classical world, then.
He's keeping himself busy.

Paul | 13 February 2008 - 11:37am

classic nonsense

won't this be all a bit cheesey?

Chris G | 13 February 2008 - 11:37am

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen is also joining the Classic FM roster...

oh, and theres Dave Benson Philips contribution. A 3-part series on Wagner.

Liam Hatchet | 13 February 2008 - 11:41am

As long as he dosen't

accidently slip on a Courtney Love classic its ok with me !! Bad for business.

Springer Bell | 13 February 2008 - 11:50am

Low-brow

I expect James will be at this event at the Royal Albert Hall, a 'Classical Spectacular', with the main selling point being 'Incredible lights, lasers and special effects'.

At no point are the orchestra or conductor even identified.

Fraser Lewry | 13 February 2008 - 12:02pm

re: name checks

I noticed this convention on desert Island dics recently where we get the conductor composer, soloist etc for classical tracks but only the name of the band for rock artists

Chris G | 13 February 2008 - 12:33pm

Who keeps paying him all this cash?

And why? The pull of Ex-blur can't be enough, but he's all over the shop, between his cheese and everything else. I'm all for the cheese farmer schtick, but please spare us the rest. And get a decent barber to do something with that fringe.

Retropath2 | 13 February 2008 - 12:22pm

pun alert

can I be the first to say it's not "Gouda Idea" I don't give edam about his views on classical music. When we first heard about this we all had a good truckle in the office... sorry

Chris G | 13 February 2008 - 12:36pm

Zinger (added to the tally of shit jokes)

Can't Mr.James just be content with raking the Yarg!

Liam Hatchet | 13 February 2008 - 1:45pm

Well..

...that's Classic FM for you, *sniff*.

Paul Vincent | 13 February 2008 - 1:50pm

God, this is ridiculous...

...wasn't he only on TV the other day with some programme about the dangers of cocaine??

JJ | 13 February 2008 - 2:54pm

Q: When is a cheese farmer not a cheese farmer?

A: When it's a vanity project and he runs out of money/interest

Twangothan | 13 February 2008 - 3:11pm

You mean...

..he's probably just milking it?

Futurenoir | 13 February 2008 - 7:27pm

until it turns sour

meanwhile he is creaming off the profits until he goes his own whey etc.

Has he been cloned? He also appeared on our local tv news reporting back on an art exhibition at Modern Art Oxford. Easy life this cheese farming, leaves plenty of time for other pursuits. Ideal for a renaissance man like him.

Sven | 13 February 2008 - 7:53pm

Master Bates

If they can employ Simon Bates, they'll take anyone I guess. Apparently Mark.E.Smith is lined up to a late night choral and gregorian chant show.

David Wright | 13 February 2008 - 8:09pm

I read..

..a particularly nasty piece by James a couple of weeks ago, in one of the Sunday newspaper mags. I don't remember which one. He was a vegetarian for twenty years, but is now happy to pour scorn and venom on people like me, who continue to exclude meat (and dairy products) from their diet. Fair enough if he's changed his mind, that's his prerogative, but does he have to be so unpleasant about it?

Oh, and he was on University Challenge a while back. One of those novelty editions of the show here they pit ex students against each other. he was rubbish on that, too.

Futurenoir | 13 February 2008 - 8:33pm

So we all agree then.......

......Utter arsehole. No more to say, really.

Retropath2 | 14 February 2008 - 7:42am

Not forgetting

his immortal foray in the heady world of rock journalism, where he interviewed Herr Bri Ferry for a rapidly-declining publication and dished up the most unremittingly arslicken prose this side of those dreadful hagiographies about 'communist' dictators.

I don't even think he touched on the Nazi clobber hoo-ha, instead concentrating on Bri's effortless sartorial elegance.
As a diabetic, I had to double up the insulin dose after that candyfloss-like confection

Paul Holmes | 14 February 2008 - 9:27pm

Why?

Why is he doing it? Because he is a tart. Next thing he'll be launching his own brand of aftershave.

caladh | 15 February 2008 - 11:00pm

Is it me...

...or are all of Blur eminently punchable?

Graham Johns | 20 February 2008 - 12:30am

The A to Z of Absurdity

In 1989, one Graham Torrington of BRMB - a once-popular radio station in Birmingham - did a series called "The A to Z of the 80s" on his drivetime show.

Reading about the planned similar feature for Alex James has crystallised my thoughts on the pointlessness of sequencing music on the basis of where the artist or composer falls in the alphabet.

As you yourself say, why? Who benefits? Will thousands of Classic FM listeners listen with extra attention on the basis that a composer whose surname begins with "E" follows one beginning with... well, I've forgotten, but you get the point.

You might as well playlist music on the basis of descending order of drummers' height.

johnlyons121 | 1 September 2008 - 3:32pm