not more fish puns...

I've haddock nuff of him

Like salmon chanted evening?

He'd had his chips.
He did make a rod for his own back.
In fact, he was floundering for a while.
Some people might still carp about him.
But I'll say this for Andy - he's got an ear for a good tuna.
And now he's back on the radio, he must feel like he's living the bream.

...he will be playing a tuna two.

Shady Wanker* back on the radio - no doubt he'll be playing some sole music.

(*it's an anagram of Andy Kershaw, as anyone who listened to his radio debut on Leeds' Radio Aire will know)

Drifters

- but why are we making puns about fish?

He's clearly been to a really dark plaice, and I just hope that the eeling process is short and that he doesn't flounder again.

turbot for the grace of God go I.

Isn't that the end?

Remind me who he is. I can't plaice him.

He's looking a bit chubby.

i will be Whiting with Baited breath,sorry to carp on.

Should have a whale of a time.

That's a Moray
I Cod Have Danced All Night
Dancing In The Shark
Boogie Woogie Bluegill Boy
The Impossible Bream
Salmon Chanting Evening
Bass In Street Blues
Eeled With A Kiss
Clam Every Mountain
You Don't Send me Flounders Anymore
Cod This Be Love
Shrimply The best
Fins Can Only Get Batter
Sittin' On the Haddock of the Bay
Like A Sturgeon

Will he just be presented with a poorly octopuss, or get that sick squid thats owed to him?

Wow, I'm actually over-whale-med by this news.

if I miss this.
It's bound to get me hooked.
I'm reely looking forward to catching it.

But shouldn't this thread be called Andy Kershore's stickleback back back?

*fetches waders*

keep net book open to remind me

The puns are giving me a tench, nervous headache. I feel very eel

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00x31t3

I'm looking forward to herring this again

<@)))))><

Hey Hey I wanna be a Rock Star-fish by Stickleback
or Sprat in Your Lap by Skate Bush?

(it's more an oilskin than a coat...)

Don't you think we've netted enough fish puns? We've cast far and wide and the Massive has taken the bait (as well as the biscuit). After all, moderation is good for the shoal.

I'm off to find a thread about Laura Marlin

But wasn't it great to hear him on the Today programme this morning? On for 5 minutes to discuss the new Radiohead album and we had three classic comments:

"Calling an album a “grower” is usually a critic’s way of saying ‘there’s no good tunes on it’”

"Rock music started to go wrong with the release of Sgt Pepper"

"most rock bands have only 2 good albums in them. After that they should shut up and stop boring the arse off us"

And his parting shot:
Justin Webb "Will you be listening to Radiohead's new album?
AK "Certainly not!"

Doesn't matter if you agree with him or not, give this man his radio show back!