Entertainment For Lively Minds
Andy Kershaw
Posted by Mint on 28 April 2009 - 3:02am.
For those who are not aware, John Humphrys is interviewing Andy Kershaw today on R4s 'on the ropes' show, he will be apparently talking candidly about his problems and how it, being in the spotlight, affected him.
Don't know what the massive think of him? I always had a bit of a soft spot for the guy, and was shocked to hear of how his problems affected him. He seemed to be from the Peel, Harris, Walters era/style of Radio, people passionate about music.
The show is on at 0900 and 2130 today
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The Professional Northener thing..
..always got on me nerves a bit, (speaking as a Northener meself), but you're right - he's always been passionate about the music and he must have done at least as much for 'World Music' as Peter Gabriel and his entourage. I'll definitely listen - thanks for the tip.
To be fair
He went to my skyewel. We all talked like that. Most of us no longer talk like that, but some do. If his accent has remained intact, better that than attempting artificially to stifle it. There's something desperately unconvincing about someone taking pains to disguise a Lancashire accent: they tend to sound like Russell Harty doing a Miss Slocombe impression.
Point taken chuck..
..but it wasn't so much the accent as the.. well you know what I'm getting at. Mark Radcliffe annoys me in the same way, where as Stuart Maconie (who proudly boasts a distinctive Wigan accent) I could listen to all day.
Errr....
All I'm hearing is a guy talking about Wizard of Oz....
It's been pulled...
Be interesting to find out why...
Mark Damazer's (R4 Controller) explanation
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/radio4/2009/04/on_the_ropes_andy_kershaw.html
A serious matter, but ...
... this comment on the blog made me smile:
To the extent that is the case that Nick Kershaw is attempting to deal with his problems, I very much hope that he withstands this latest blow, and continues to recover and rebuild.
.
Yes, everyone knows it's spelled "Nik".
Aah...
Thanks for that. There's an article in today's Times. He comes across as still being slightly miffed.
Linky link
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article...
Missing the point as ever,
a pedant writes: you'd hope someone working for the Times would know how to spell "soul-baring". These things matter.
Well, they matter to me....
Look
on the bright side, it could have been worse. It wasn't sole-baring. Matters to me too.
Sole-bearing
would've been worse still.
Never trust someone who brings flatfish to an interview....
i'd never be silly enough to do that...
I know my plaice...
I've haddock with you lot*
also monkfish in French
Cod almighty
can't believe
what i'm herring.
Tell me
this is just a bream.
You're merely...
Skate-ing around the subject now
For Christ's Hake ...
... will this never end?
I'm getting...
quite a Dab hand at this
This blog offers no end of ...
...oppor-tuna-ties
I don't like to carp, but
this is getting ruddy silly.
Now you're just
doing this on porpoise
I often talk ...
...pollacks
Help, someone!
I'm beginning to flounder.
Perhaps we should lighten the mood ...
...with some Blenny Hill
Or put on some music, maybe.
Salmon Dave, anyone?
Yeah ...
...let's do the conger
I'll just
Mullet over for a while
Any more of fish
and I'll be eel
I know what you're saying ...
... I feel cichlid
What's happening to this formatting?
Have we reached land yet?
I think Fraser's fishing.
Watch out for worms dangling from that line...
Suddenly I feel
utterly alone.
Are you with me, Martin?
Oops
we've broken the dolphin friendly inter-net
We might...
be able to Winkle out a few more comments
I thought
everyone had decided to clam up.
Sorry, I had to go upstairs ...
... to get some stickleback plastic.
According to the Sturgeon General ...
...blogging can be bad for your gills. Hey, where's the rest of the shoal? Do I smell barracuda?
No...
I was just watching Bar-celona against Chel-Sea
Is Frank Lamprey playing?
Jonah Terry?
Bloody football,
musseling in on our fun....
Oops!
I think I may have beached myself.
Evolution at work:
I'm turning amphibian.
whale
oil beef hooked
There's quite a few divers
There's quite a few divers among that lot of footballers...
Hi Sven!
http://open.spotify.com/track/67ovZK0HiqkptoA87bVThN
blistering barnacles
http://open.spotify.com/track/5SyYxWvCIbFIz6RafqKQjy
What's the manta?
http://open.spotify.com/track/4AzgZff7Jp0zfKljrPWz15
I think
we're beached
I'm just wondering
what'll happen if we continue.
Maybe this? http://open.spotify.com/track/6ToM0uwxtPKo9CMpbPGYvM
fins aren't what they used to be...
http://open.spotify.com/track/6Lz74K2yPXNt1hN9Mc1xa8
What lies beyond?
Doug McClure?
Dunno but
I'm hooked
This is better than Extreme Fishing ...
...with Robson Green
Anything is better
than Extreme Fishing with Robson Green.
Indeed, anything is better than *anything* with Robson Green.
This beach is looking a bit grey
Is it pebbles or sand? And what's over there>>>>>? Are there ice creams?
Over there >>>>
is my desk lamp, Martin.
Is it an ...
...anglerpoise?
Sadly, no,
but obviously it should be.
Letting the shoal down again, I'm afraid....
Enough!
Or as they say in France, FIN.
Holy Mackerel!
We're being sucked back into the sea!
Suffering shellfish
Just when I was http://open.spotify.com/track/6HqoiexNYiSbcOj1mJHJRn
Late afterthought:
does the B stand for Bass, Richie?
Did somebody mention ...
...Sandy Ker-shore?
I'd love to join in
but my next door neighbour won't let me fire up his computer so I can read what all we're talking about here.
All you people...
...breaking the formatting are just being shellfish and spoiling it for others.
You've let me down, you've let yourselves down...
Suitably deflated.
Sorry.
I Hake to say it.
so I won't skate around the issue, but I've had a whale of a time reading this.
Are we all just prawns in a big conspiracy?
Scampi over here and I'll let you in on it!
John actor is Monkfish
Even better
The Channel 9 version:
In place of the advertised edition of On the Ropes...
Is usually a legal matter, unless Kershaw goes on about a new folk band from Lancashire called Swine Fever, and it has been postponed due to matters of taste.
Unable to preserve privacy of others
BBC Radio 4 has pulled an edition of interview series On The Ropes featuring DJ Andy Kershaw due to be broadcast today over fears it would impinge on the privacy of his former girlfriend and their children.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/apr/28/bbc-radio-4-andy-kershaw-int...
Kershaw and Peel…
… I believe they had a massive falling-out and barely spoke for years before Peelie's death. Don't know what it was about - anybody else privy to the details?
I do know that
Kershaw was very critical of Peel's decision to present Home Truths on Radio 4, but I was never aware that they had a falling out. Certainly, Kershaw seemed incredibly distressed in the interviews he gave following Peel's death.
A friend of mine…
… worked on Home Truths and I heard it from them (but this person wasn't too clear on the origins if the dispute, as far as I recall)
when I heard about John Weller
popping off to the big boozer in th sky I immediately remembered Andy's story of when he and Billy Bragg went on tour with Paul.
'Weller's Dad played cards all the time backstage. He asked us 'You play cards, boys?' 'Err, yeah, just for matchsticks'
'Well you better bring Epping fucking Forest with you then.'
Might not be true
but I heard that Mr Weller was not entirely up to speed with modern day music and- at the time that he was trying to get his lad a deal after the Style Council ( and finding doors slamming in his face from A&R who reckoned that the ex-Cappuccino Kid's days were well and truly over ) he was once told that perhaps he should get more research done into current chart trends. Apparently the conversation went something like this-
'I mean, Mr Weller, who'd have thought that- at this moment- Right Said Fred was at number one in the American chart?'
'Right Said Fucking Fred? Don't make me laugh! Are you seriously telling me that Bernard Fucking Cribbins is topping the chart in the States??'
Sounds like a diamond. May he rest in peace.
It's a bit like the Spector / Glitter debate -
do we listen to a bloke who has clearly committed some kind of crime or do we give him the old shoulder froid? Personally, I believe that his crimes are far lower down the scale than Spector / Glitter and we should give the guy a chance to redeem himself. He used to be an absolutely ace DJ (IMHO) with a wide ranging taste in music and - most importantly - a love and passion for what he was doing. I've never been bothered by his alleged prefessional northerner bit: I've just enjoyed having my ears opened to some eclectic music by an enthusiastic and knowledgeable presenter. I hope he gets the opportunity to carry on.
I'm afraid my sympathy lies with the wife
She seems to have conducted herself with a lot of dignity in the face of quite a lot of provocation. It must be quite hard trying to keep your private life private when you're ex is constantly doing a "poor me" act for the media.
As none of us can be
in full possession of the facts, and none of us can lay claim to being present at any of the situations described, I would state that none of us should be judging anyone in this instance. Clearly, the whole episode has been extremely upsetting for all concerned. But I just don't think, even despite the fact that this is still appearing in the media, that this is anyone's business apart from that of the parties concerned.
Yep, fair comment
He did have a shite taste in music though. First Billy Bloody Bragg then World Music. If he turns to jazz in his dotage, he'd have the full set.
World Music
All World Music is shite, is it?
Andy Kershaw
is in a difficult place as he wants/needs a job in the media but also would benefit from a time out of it to sort out his life. I feel for the guy (and more so for his wife) but he doesn't come across as having resolved his issues yet. I hope his does as radio is all the better with people like Andy Kershaw on it.
Met him briefly once
a long time ago and he came across as a grade A prick.
That's hardly...
...a disqualification for working in broadcasting.
But I think he needs to work through a few more of the twelve steps before he's ready to get back out there. I get the impression from that interview that he's not up to telling the whole story yet.
I was at a Linda Thompson gig once
...and she was late coming on. He was bellowing for her to get a move on. It didn't work. He just came across as boorish and a bit odd. I saw him afterwards and he was still scowling.
If the BBC won't employ him, there are clearly quite good reasons why not.
Music Needs You :)
Hey BBC, you can always pre-record his shows! Remember tape?
'Pledge your support for andy-kershaw'...
http://johnpeeldotnet.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/pledge-your-support-for-a...
He knows his music alright and we need proper knowledgable people like him on the radio. I hope it won't be too long now before he's back on the air.
I get the impression, from that interview,
that he, perhaps, needs a little more time in recovery before he's ready for the stresses and strains of a regular radio show.
I do, however, agree that the BBC seem to have treated him shabbily in comparison to other presenters who have been ill - let alone those that have had legal 'issues'
Is this the Cosmopolitan Website?
Everyone seems to be taking her side. If someone is stopped from seeing their kids it is not surprising that they would act in an extreme way. Yes his actions will exacerbate an already difficult situation but to suggest only he needs help in resolving this issue is clearly ridiculous. Women can have a pathological desire to protect their kids from a 'perceived' threat - who knows whether this threat is real or in her mind? It seems to me that stopping him from working is making the situation worse not better. I dont know the full facts but from a faraway vantage point it looks to me as if she is trying to destroy him.
*shrug*
His problems seem to have been (and continue to be?) exacerbated by an alcohol dependancy. He admits in the interview he needs help and support to resolve that issue.
I've just scrolled down this thread quickly from top to bottom
and I thought something had gone wrong with my screen.
Don’t you mean
you thought there was something fishy going on?
i think it was a problem of...
... scale
Changing the subject
would be very Whelk-ome
don't start something you can't sunfish
-
Whiting
is the lowest form of pun.
Hah
Valparaiso mussels in
28th April 2009,
8:46pm.
http://open.spotify.com/track/5vTDhU6FQ1i4tkZEBOVJwO
I can't believe it - this is The Word forum...
...and NOBODY has yet mentioned, in this shameless pool of punnery, that well-known Word archetype 'the 50 squid bloke'. He'll have his arms full...
that's a lot of perchases
-
Nice to see
we've reeled in a few more participants. These puns don't make themselves, you know.
yeah, I think puns are Brill!
-
Christ on a Pike!
This is still going?
This is a load of Cods, in my opinion
Have you see this week's ....
...aNeMonE? I think The Gars are on the cover.
Single of the Week:
Bob Marley's 'Guppy Conqueror'.
That's
Bob Marley and the Whalers, obviously.
curse your nimble
(fish) fingers...
didn't he have a few hits
with the Whalers.
(yes yes yes, i know it's a mammal and not a fish...Jeez!)
If The Word are trawling for a cover
How about Rod? Might net a few few extra customers.
I'm more interested in the new one ...
...by Snoop Doggy Dogfish.
Fish Rising
If they can't hook Rod then how about Stingray Charles or Marlin Gaye?
Surely that would be
the fin end of the wedge?
or Stevie Flounder
-
Are you taking the pisces?
talking out your Asp?
-
I'm looking forward to the new mono mix of ...
Twist and Trout
Herring on the side of caution...
...they could put Billy Ocean on the cover, with further features involving Back Street Trawler, Pufferfish Daddy and Ship-Wreckless Eric & the Shoal Wide World. Interviewed by Hake Mossman, Mark Eelen and Rob Fishpasty, obviously...
So long as they don't put ...
...Limpet Bizkit on I'll be happy.
It‘s a bit pathetic
how easy it is to get reeled into these stupid threads. But it’s hard to resist the bait.
You're just...
... fishing for replies
Desperado
It'S 'ARD 'IN 'Ere, 'innit?
Twang! It's the Shads!
-
oh no...
I appear to have been knocked off my fish-punning Perch.
You must be gutted
we scale the heights and plumb the depths on this blog, often within the same thread. Some of these posters need to be battered. I think I am guilty of flogging a dead hake here.
I don't think I
can hake any moray of this tuna be honest.
Cilla Black? No, Coelacanth!
-
Sounds a bit like
a Captain Beefheart lyric, did he know of our Cilla I wonder? Beaver Mask Replica, Neon Meatloaf Dream Of An Octafish kind of thing - could be a suggestion for that daft song titles thread.
Howzabout...
Groupercoleycrabgillisticpescescaley-docious
The winner!
Thats enuff
fish jokes. I make no bones about it,I am away for a smokey and a line. Rod Stewart and Peter Hook are singing "salmon enchanted evening" as I write. Downloaded from the net, obviously.
That Berbatov ...
...he's a right turbot.
No relation to ...
...Dimitar Turbotov
Not a patch on old
Marlin Peters, Billy Breamner or Stan Coleymore
Poor old Andy, eh?
Someone starts a thread in a degree of moral support and somehow it descends in the longest - and most on-screen geographically eccentric - thread of marine puns imagineable! Most enjoyable, and yet there must be a moral in there too...
Director Gen to Kershaw: 'Sorry Andy, about this comeback you're after - we've just done a bit of net-trawling [no pun intended here, really!] by way of research into your current popularity and, er, we feel your audience have moved away from world music and ee-ba-goom presentational styles to a more sophisticated diet of wordplay based around, er, fish. How are you on that line of things yourself? Not so good, eh? Well, just thought I'd ask. Well... I'll give you a call in a couple of years or so when the punters have exhausted the maritime punnery. Best of luck with the lifestyle and all that....' click... whirrr......
Or in other words
'there's plenty more fish in the sea'
Ha!
Very good, Mr Dog! :-D
I hope Andy feels ...
...tilapia soon.
But with friends like these...
who needs anemones?
(i'll say) tartare to love?
Cockney take on a Carpenters classic?
Reading this can seriously damage your health
according to some doctor guy.
Kershaw's reaction
is in today's Independent. He doesn't mention fish.
While we're on the subject of creatures, did I mention I used to work in a pet shop? Unfortunately, I got fired - my boss caught me with my hand in the trill.
Etc.
Tom Lehrer
"He majored in animal husbandry until they...caught him at it one day."
Hmmm...
Yes, he's definitely frustrated. However, he continually repeats the "why me? what about them?" spiel with his repeated reference to Sachsgate and cocaine dealing. Not a particularly attractive quality. That, coupled with his attack on Mark Damazar, suggests to me that he's still a very angry person.
No Luck
I sent in ten fish puns to win the prize but No Pun In ten did.
Minnows how you feel
-
Bet you were
tench waiting to sea if you'd won
Perhaps Andy
was waiting for a whelk-home in the eel-side (if he was Welsh)
Autobiography due next summer..
..and no marine puns :
http://www.thebookseller.com/news/84500-andy-kershaw-to-serpents-tail.ht...
If the link doesn't work, the article basically says the book will cover his life in broadcasting, with his recent issues forming only a 'small part of the story'. The same publisher is also putting out Jah Wobble's autobiography 'Memoirs of a Geezer' this September, which is a pretty colourful read too..
I suppose we all know the unfortunate anagram of Andy Kershaw
On the one hand, he would provide his listeners with an endless supply of brilliant music and use his position to support hundreds of deserving musicians. On the other hand, his private life is something of a mess. I don't think that his absence from the BBC schedules has much to do with either.
He is not 'a safe pair of hands'. He is 'an accident waiting to happen'. Legend has it that John Peel had to prevent Kershaw from assaulting Simon Bates during Kershaw's first appearance at a Radio 1 Christmas Party.
The day after the press reported Peel's death, Kershaw was all over the 'papers inferring that the BBC was implicated in Peel's premature end. The BBC had not taken proper care of him: too many late nights and long, daily commutes. I think Kershaw had a point but employers really don't like that kind of thing. You know, that 'being accused of manslaughter' kind of thing. They don't like it at all.
That's why I think that the BBC is not ready to leave Andy Kershaw alone in front of a microphone. Not whilst it's under such unusually close scrutiny. I don't know what he can do about this.
No, we don't.
No, we don't.
I've just
worked it out.
Certainly unfortunate. Possibly a little unkind.
It's a similar anagram to that used for Neil Warnock
Apparently, a lot of the referees used to call him 'Colin' (they may still do, for all I know).
Thanks
They should be able to work it out from there.
No flatcap required
Kershaw needs to relax his head and listen to some Phil Collins
Errr ... what issues?
I saw Andy Kershaw's name and thought "that's a thread I could glance at since I have a minute to waste". MANY minutes later I've been very fishily amused, but living on the other side of the planet (Brisbane) can only be guessing from the comments here what the "issues" are that are affecting him. Will just have to google accordingly.
I met him once many years ago - we were both browsing in the African section at HMV in Oxford Street. We talked about (and disagreed on) Johnny Clegg, and I recommended Malombo (via a rambling personal tale), and he bought the album. I was very impressed that he was genuinely passionate - he was enjoying going through the records as much as I was, and went and BOUGHT a pile.
Saw him many years later just wandering down the a path between venues at Womad. No self-importance in sight.