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Andrew Collins V George Lamb. Collins called him a **** and now he's filling in
Posted by Owza Boutthatthen on 18 May 2009 - 11:09am.
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Surely that's a picture of Mark Steel..?*
Good for him. If we supply a list, could he call a load of other people ****s and get their jobs too?
* I am funny.
Good
Lot of truth in that original post. Two facts as I see it.
this isn't the 6 music message board
spilling over here again is it they do like a moan that lot ! :)
For heaven's sake!
Exhibit 1: comedy podcast by two freelance broadcasters recorded in front of radio industry audience, of which this brief extract was posted on YouTube by member of unofficial lobby group not that keen on a contracted BBC presenter
Exhibit 2: freelance broadcaster is asked to fill in for said contracted BBC presenter for one show only, due to "themed" nature of Bank Holiday weekend
The three-hour programme I am presenting on 6 Music this Friday, in George Lamb's usual 10am-1pm shot, is part of a Goth-themed day. I have made it fairly clear than I used to be a bit of a Goth in the 80s, hence the call-up. I am not replacing him, or trying to get his job!
Or have I suddenly gone back to the playground and some people are standing around in a circle shouting, "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Or, perhaps more insidiously, is someone trying to cause trouble for a freelance broadcaster who hasn't been on the radio for two years? It's not really adding to the gaiety of nations either way.
All fairly sensible
You do look like Mark Steel though.
That was the only bit of my post
that was serious.
Me, Mark Steel
I am often mistaken for Mark Steel - as a great admirer of his work (we have crossed paths professionally a few times), I don't mind a bit.
This is true: I sometimes walk into a room when Mark is on telly and for a split second I think it's me.
did the show go well
AC?
The only problem is the voice
In my mind's eye I picture you performing as Mark Steel, due to unlikely doppelganger related tomfoolery, in some witty vignette, only to finish and have a Holly Johnsoneque moment off camera, "I can't get the laugh right, Bob."
At which point you're rumbled of course.
Ah
Good to see that the originator of this post has been a member of this forum for one hour and 39 minutes.
Did I gas some babies in a former life?
I did wonder
they do seem to pop up from time to time.
Oh dear
It appears to be our old friend 6musicmessageboarder logging in under a new name.
I thought as much
he does seem to be very angry about 6 music. I listened yesterday afternoon and Cerys Mathews was very engagaing. I lasted as long as the free Jazz on Stuart Maconi's show so tuned over to the Archers where weirdly Ornette Coleman was playing the Feathers....
He was a bit more undercover this time though
I'm sure this has nothing to do with the fact that
the 6Music message board has been shut down (temporarily) which means that the George Lamb thread (which, I believe, has over 10000 posts) has been lost in the ether?
Anyway, best of luck with the show, Andrew - I'll be tuning in (via iPlayer anyway, curse you, work!)
I'm getting Harry Hill vibes here...
"Would you the lamb or will you the pork?"
Though where the pork actually comes in I'm not sure...
But which is best?
There's only one way to find out!...
Hmmm
I may soon have to employ people to police this forum for damaging references to me.
I wonder if David Irving, Nick Griffin or Abu Hamza could recommend someone?
AC
have you chosen a name for our kitten yet?
Was it having a pop at you?
I didn't see it that way - I'm far more likely to listen to you on the radio than Mr Lamb so I saw it as some good news on the programme quality front. I could just be a naive sort though....
Is it really THAT bad?
Surely you don't think people dislike you as much as those tyrants?
Point of order
I wouldn't use anyone those three recommend - whoever they use, its not going very well is it? You want Max Clifford - he turned Jade Goody into a Princess.
but everyone thinks Max Clifford
is a c... viz/word passim
Maybe he is a c**t...
... but he's bloody good at his job.
If he is so good at his job
Then how come everyone thinks he's a c***?
(I believe this thought came from Viz but that doesn't make it less true)
I think it is the theory
that he soaks up the bile and vitriol so his clients don't have to. I quite like him actually (so its not everyone who thinks he's a gaunt).
I like you more
every time people have a pop at you. Sticks and stones, as my Gran used to say. Or, "I say f8ck 'em" as Dudley Moore used to say.
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE.
IN THE TAUPE CORNER WEIGHING IN AT ABOUT 12 STONE GIVE OR TAKE A STONE IS GEORGE 'GIVE ME A JOB ON SATURDAY NIGHT BBC ONE' LAMB ARMED WITH ONLY HIS GRECIAN 2000.
IN THE MAGNOLIA CORNER WEIGHING IN AT A BIT LESS THAN GEORGE IS ANDREW 'FLOATS LIKE A FEATHER STINGS LIKE A STINGING NETTLE' COLLINS ARMED WITH ONLY A WHEAT FREE CRACKER.
You are Sandi Toksvig and i claim my £5
does Sandi Toskvig
shout all the time?
No, but she does laugh
readily and engagingly. Allegedly.
(Sorry, it's something to do with the Radio 4 thread)
Think it might be
Aunty Ree up to her old tricks
The chutney Queen
strikes again
No s/he's not
Sandi Toksvig is funny.
To quote Jason Robards in The Paper
"I'd love it if you weren't here."
Nothing personal, "Owza".
Some observations
1. The original posting is neither controversial nor inflammatory, but simply a snippet of blog-relevant media news.
2. Not sure whether it is good form, Fraser, to openly reveal the pseudonyms of bloggers, even if they do piss you off. Or was this just a hunch?
3. This blog is at its worst when 'The Massive' closes ranks and collectively humiliates another blogger. Comments like Azeem's above are really quite unnecessary in the circumstances.
To answer your observations...
... with some of mine.
1. Not controversial, but seems to be suggesting a bit of hypocrisy on Mr. Collins part (which I don't believe, having read his explanation).
2. I'm always suspicious of people who use multiple names to post on websites - it usually suggests someone trolling, and Fraser's reveal hardly tells us who this person really is.
3. If my hunches on points 1 & 2 are correct, we have someone trying to cause trouble - and people will always try to defend someone if they see someone being mischievous.
2)
Fair point, but put it this way: if a reader seems to have an agenda to promote rather than genuine contributions to make, and this has been remarked on several times, I'd really prefer if they consider whether those posts are entirely appropriate, rather than using separate logins to continue with the same type of entry. I'm sure none of us want a site where people use separate identities for post type A, post type B, and post type C. If you've got a point to make, use the name you generally use. Otherwise, it's really not too far removed from trolling. Using a specific online identity to promote a particular agenda is known as sock-puppetry, and it's frowned on in most online communities.
I agree completely with you on point 3), but the poster must bear some of the responsibility for this if they're familiar with the blog, as I suspect Owza is.
And, obviously, apologies if I've got this backwards, Owza.
Obviously
My comment is unnecessary, absolutely, just as all of them are. It's a fairly mild expression of exasperation, and not intended as a personal attack, rather as a comment on the single-issue postings of this person. I do think s/he is trolling for the most part, for what it's worth.
If anyone dislikes the stuff I post here, they can likewise tell me, and most of the Massive would do so politely; I may not like it, but it might make me look at what I'm posting.
Massive attack
Re 3). Martin, does this really happen as you describe? By and large, from my experience, bloggers are welcomed. Outright rude or aggressive comments are remarkably rare. When someone continually misuses this blog purely to promote their own blog, or repeatedly writes long, rambling incoherent posts, taking up the front page, or are just out to maliciously provoke in negative fashion, some people get irritated and express that irritation, and some can come to the defence of the blogger in question. But there is no collective action to humiliate that I have seen. In any case you put your thoughts out there in the public domain and should expect to be judged on them to some extent. The words heat and kitchen come to mind. If bloggers follow the posting guidelines they do fine, but you do need to grow a bit of a thick skin and maintain a sense of humour when entering the fray I would say, whether here or elsewhere.
I agree
Perhaps I'm having an overly sensitive day. But the great joy of this blog is the general good manners shown by nearly all of its particpants. There was nothing rude or offensive in Owza Boutthatthen's original post. Irritating it might be, but it doesn't justify words to the effect that he/she isn't welcome/doesn't belong here.
By the way, don't you miss fuzzyface?
No
but I wish that Sven would come back - he was my favourite. ;)
Coruscating wit, Tad.
(And thanks, Chris G. A promise is a promise.)
Absence of 3 Rs and you're out...
Once, twice and I can forgive, but thrice, ye Gods. Repeat after me, you illiterate shinypate, there are 2 Rs in corruscating.
(Is this more satisfactory, Martin?)
Relax, girls, it's only joshing..........
2 Rs
Well, according to my Concise Oxford (in which I looked it up after Chris cited it, and I realised that after all these years I *still* didn't know what it meant) there's only one.
(Shinypate I can take - it's deliberate, after all - but illiterate? I do try to avoid it...)
Rs! Feck!
Hmmmmm, I fear I am beclowned by the coruscation. If you type in corruscating you get as many entries as with coruscating, but I concede your COD over my wiktionary, damn your eyes.
I am consoled, however, by the notion that it applies to a small spark, so, when used as an adjective, it denotes a faint praise. I never knew that.
Sorry, Nigel, may your follicles never fill.
Apology accepted, Retro.
May yours be as replete as you'd wish them....
*Edit* With my pedant's hat on - rest assured, I do have other headgear, though you could be excused for assuming otherwise - I feel I should point out that while a sparkle is indeed a small spark, a flash isn't a small anything. (Though append here the indecent exposure joke of your choice, of course.)
So the praise ain't necessarily faint.
Thank You Martin
I just about made it past the cloud of paranoia to type this. The puddles round the lamp posts were also tricky to avoid.
now, why not try
to navigate to some other threads too, Owza - contribute, get involved? My apologies if you already have, but my impression is you tend to post only in threads you started.
It's an Idea
Should I think of a name for the cat?
George would be amusing
as a suggestion. Go on - do it.
hey, hey
mockney scarf wearing keane platter spinners and Loveable oat milk drinking squirrel botherers are big enough and ugly enough to look after themselves but leave the kitten out of this!
He plays Keane?
I like him a little more now - Damn you Chris.
I've never listened to him I just assumed he would
most young people seem to love Hasting's finest sky satelite dish tribute act so It seems unlikely Radio 6 isn't thick with them bless their freshly washed and Ironed (by Nanny) coton socks.
the 6music messageboard
From Andrew's blog: 'the famous George Lamb thread (a snowballing lobby which had reached 11,370 posts), 10 regular users were responsible for nearly 7,000 posts. That's 10, ladies and gentlemen.'
I'm presuming it was vitriolic not complimentary, but that is a staggering stat either way.
I'm not a troll or a lamb lover...
... but when I heard the 6music messageboards were closed I had a look and saw that statistic quoted. It's pretty extraordinary but removing the whole board means no one can check if it's actually true anymore. We do only have the BBC's word.
And there are other George Lamb baiting petitions on the web and on facebook. I'm not sure that the same ten people are doing all of them. If they are then that's a bit sad. But then again he definately brings out the worst in me and I'd personally much rather have AC playing goth tunes on that slot than the braying mockney fool...
Feedback board
Not being a BBC apologist on this occasion, but although the 6 Music Feedback board has been suspended, all existing threads, including the George Lamb one, have been left up for viewing purposes and not "removed".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb6music/F1950413
By the way, my objection to the original post above was the simple fact that it seemed designed to make my life difficult on the BBC 6 Music subs bench, with great big pictures and an inflammatory subject line as if to whip up a storm in a teacup. All I wished to do with my response was to put the evidence in context, as the way it was presented by our 6 Music Message Boards refugee was as if I was taking over George Lamb's show, which I'm not. (When I was a contracted BBC presenter I was bound by BBC presenter guidelines. Since March 2007, I have not been, and freedom of speech has been mine.)
The hilarious David Irving line was a reference to what feels like the inordinate amount of times I've had an email or message left on my own blog saying, "You'd better get over to the Word message to see what they're saying about you now." I don't really think I am being persecuted.
Maconie
This is obviously the same person who posted a thread about Stuart Maconie a couple of weeks ago, who also seems to have a vendetta against him (and by association Andrew)which has been played out on the BBC MB's over the last couple of years.
But as with all of these persons threads everybody piles in to support the person they are attacking, so I do wonder why this person bothers?
Ian
I could have sworn they were all removed...
... curse my lack of online ability. But a few days ago when I looked it up all I could see was Bob Shennan's message. I may have not noticed that the threads were there...
Or they may have been returned afterwards! It's a conspiracy I tells yah!
*dons tin foil hat*
I'm off today and was gobsmacked..........
...that Diagnosis Murder isn't on.
This is far more entertaining.
I've said loads of times, well probably two, that I don't understand all the stick AC gets.
It seems really sad though that people rush to contact you about what is on here, it's irrelevant.
The massive largely defends you, but not just as one of it's own as suggested but because the criticism is largely over the top and a bit manic.
I've read earlier that a massiver might get into bother for promoting their blog.
I was going to tell people that I've put a load of Hunter / Mott stuff on mine.
It's probably about time to open another Mott thread anyway, Dylan like, and I do enjoy seeing my name in lights at the top of threads.
Keep On Keeping On Andrew.
Personally I don't see the need to defend yourself, it's done well enough without you and you just add fuel to the flames.
Just my take.
Yeah
So wind yer neck in, Collins!
can some explain briefly
i looked at the 6 music blog.
1. what is special about this 6music programme
2. waht is the beef of the 6 music bloggers with lamb
3. what is the general objection with lamb ?
thanks
What is the beef with lamb?
It's a venisondetta
Bad pun thread deterioration alert
Well, they're certainly not out to curry favour with Lamb and they don't mince their words.
I'll steak my claim to a meat-related pun or two
I notice Owza hasn't returned after his two posts, which is a pretty poultry number really - perhaps he's chicken? Anyway, for whatever reason, he's ducked and I can(nel)only (that one was especially tortuous) imagine why.
while we're at it
who is George Lamb?
Apart from being the bloke pictured above with Mark Steel, obviously.
Has any other Word writer
ever been on the receiving end of a thread such as this?
Read into that what you will.
Pearls before swine
Wished I had caught this thread earlier. I always enjoy Andrew giving as good as he gets. That's why he is always welcome and why the Massive like to parry the banter back and forth.
Of course we rightly show more respect to headmaster Hepworth, bow to the technical prowess of Fraser and marvel at the rare appearance of editor Ellen when he learns how to switch on his comptometer. There must be times though when young Andrew gets up in the morning, studies the latest blog postings and wonders..."why me?"
Hi - I'm one of those evil 6 music message boarders
In fact - I'm one of the famous "ten" persistent bloggers over there. It was a campaign, and an onging debate. I posted a couple of times a day on average, , over 18 months. Seemed like a normal conversation on a relevant topic to me. But it suits the BBC to twist the figures to make it seem like a Denial of Service attack or something.
Anyhow, they closed the whole board now. Which given that 6music is currently undergoing a trustees review, is either Public Relations wisdom, or Public Relations suicide. I don't know.
Anyway - having declared my interest in this - I'm really posting to say: What's with all the sniping at Andrew?
I am VERY PLEASED that Andrew will be back on 6. His shows always were (and will be) excellent. I hop it becomes a regular thing.
I am also pleased that while away from 6music, Andrew felt able to comment from time to time on his experience at 6, and events/directions taken at the station.
I'm also not at all suprised that Andrew will not be making unguarded public comments about his employers bad points, while he is back on the payroll. We wouldn't expect it of any other employee in any other role. He has at least been perfectly open about this necessary compromise, on his blog.
And while I have your attention, my treacles: anyone with opinions about 6music, and its various shows, really should spend ten minutes telling the Trust what they think:
http://consultations.external.bbc.co.uk/departments/bbc/bbc-radio-2-and-...
Don't miss the opportunity. They won't ask again for another 5 years!
"couple of times a day ... over 18 months"
Normal ?
Wow.
Scratch doing our stats, Fraser.....
What *is" a normal conversation then?
I've devoted quite a lot of time and thought to the Lamb Out campaign. Think of something you've been working on for the last 18 months - how many times day have you discussed it with the other people working on it?
Of course it didn't help that the bbc insisted on anything remotely related to the show being in one thread. Everything elsewhere was closed or deleted. And the lamb show became a multi-issue topic - what with the misogyny, the attacks on guests/bands/ray davies, abuse of Travellers, the disabled, dwarfs; on-air support of Boris Johnstone; the almost complete lack of music in favour of a talk-sport shockjock format. And so on and so on ad nauseum. Every week there was another example of 6music drifting away from its Remit. So the thread grew and grew. And then there was the really aggressive response by the BBC to any critcism, which in itself generated more posts and protest. And finally, there was the person from the show caught posting pro-Lamb comments under an alias, and the subsequent Private Eye article. That's why the BBC shut the board - pure embarassment.
Andrew Collins said this up there^
"(When I was a contracted BBC presenter I was bound by BBC presenter guidelines. Since March 2007, I have not been, and freedom of speech has been mine.)"
But after a quick search he also said this
http://www.wherediditallgoright.com/BLOG/2008/05/wham-bang-thank-you.htm...
"Although I'm no longer contracted by 6 Music - and still slightly aggrieved by the way my tenure there ended - I am on the subs' bench, so don't expect me to weigh in to this debate. In any case, I can't: I have only listened to George Lamb in the mid-morning slot twice, once on his first day, and for five minutes of his understandably priapic post-Sony show this morning. Then the iPlayer packed up. It's too noisy for me, that's all I'll say. He's clearly more suited to Radio 1, and I expect that's where he's headed, if not Radio 2, where most accredited 6 Music presenters end up. I don't feel that any radio station is aimed at me. I find the bulk of indie guitar music that fills the airwaves today sludgy and uninspiring, which is why I listen to Smooth FM.
I'm happy to host a debate on the subject of George Lamb here though."
So can he say what he wants or not? if he doesn't listen to George Lamb and we shouldn't expect him to "weigh in to this debate"how can he call him a "Ray Davies baiting Gypsy hating ****"?
Is it not better to say nothing at all about the place you work? or did work or might work in the future?
On Your Blog, Andrew
You said "I shall be filling in for George Lamb"
I said in the OP "Collins called him a ****" which you did
and "and now he's filling in" the same as what you said.
How these two facts can be wriiten about like this a bit OTT.
"By the way, my objection to the original post above was the simple fact that it seemed designed to make my life difficult on the BBC 6 Music subs bench, with great big pictures and an inflammatory subject line as if to whip up a storm in a teacup. All I wished to do with my response was to put the evidence in context, as the way it was presented by our 6 Music Message Boards refugee was as if I was taking over George Lamb's show, which I'm not. (When I was a contracted BBC presenter I was bound by BBC presenter guidelines. Since March 2007, I have not been, and freedom of speech has been mine.)
How would my message make it difficult on the subs bench?
You have written about George Lamb and 6Music on your blog, no-one forced you to and you called him what you called him.
The word blog is a bit more hidden away than a Comedy podcast recorded in front of radio industry types.
It seems abundantly clear to me
that the comments made at the radio presentation were in character with the Collings and Herrin podcasts, that everyone there and listening would have known that they were made in that context and that there is a clear and obvious difference between remarks made in the style of a deliberately confrontational comedy pairing and remarks AC might choose to make on his own blog when he is himself rather than an exagerated version thereof.
What next? Ian Hislop doesn't believe everything he says on HIGNFY shocker?
You shouldn't leave a 'mess' on your own doorstep
if you do, don't complain when someone notices.
Even if
the ever-so-slightly-relevant context has been deliberately excised..?!
I don't listen to George Lamb...
... but I also knew about the Ray Davis and gypsy baiting remarks. I read about it in Word in fact. It's perfectly possible for a non regular listener to know of this and to have an opinion. People, even people in the media who may work for 6music occasionally, are allowed to express those opinions as they wish.
As for your end remarks the BBC is a big place and everyone in the UK has an opinion on aspects of its content. The management are only too aware of this. There is things to dislike about the BBC, but generally they don't take it personally if one person who occasionally is on it is critical of an aspect of its policies or content. Paxman, Humphries, Dimbleby et al are constantly snarling on the record about news budget cuts for example, they still appear on air.
I understand your Lamb hatred, but this strange obsession with AC bewilders me I have to confess. You appear to be suggesting the he is a hypocrite for criticizing Lamb a while back for some quite specific offensive remarks he made on air while later on standing in as presenter for one show? Forgive me if I've grabbed the wrong end of the stick here but I think you're just plain wrong. And what would you prefer? More Lamb?
Can I just ask...
Your problem with Andrew Collins clearly transcends his comments about George Lamb.
So out with it. What IS it that's eating you up so much? I'd really like to know because this vitriol is really boring.
I know the answer he's secret...
Does Paxman, Humphries or Dimbleby...
...host conversations about colleagues and the BBC on their own websites?
Maybe not, but:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1561286/Jeremy-Paxman-likens-BBC-...
Moot
since none of the above even have a personal website. Dimbleby's the closest with http://www.dimblebys-russia.co.uk/, but that's about a specific book and is run by his publishers.
To be honest
I don't know. I don't care enough to see if they have blogs. And I have too much life to spend obsessing about BBC employees (or sub contractors). I'm only posting on this thread because the 'have a pop at Andrew Collins' stuff is beginning to get on my tits.
I enjoy what Andrew Collins does. I feel I owe him a little because I listen to his and Richard Herrings podcast every week which costs me nothing. And I will repay a little of my debt by standing up for him when he is being criticised in an illogical and mean way.
There. I'm done on this thread.
Well said, Lee!
That is the element of this "feud" I find perplexing.
My own employer has made it quite clear that anyone caught discussing them online will face the sack. I'm not tempted.
John Peel made plenty of public comments about his colleagues, but he held an unique position in the organisation. Paxman, likewise. Plenty of other former household names have been cast into the wilderness after criticising the BBC. It's like a trainee teacher trying to ape the technique of the Head of Department: the class isn't going to accept it from you. What does it do to team morale, knowing that one of you, however jokey, is going to blurt out everything that goes on at work?
In his book, "The Wah-Wah Diaries", Richard E. Grant describes the making of his film. He spends a lot of the book ridiculing, in no uncertain terms, the efforts of his producers, all named. I am amazed they didn't sue. These are real people who would like to continue working in the industry. I don't understand.
Anyway, join us again next month for the latest installment of "The Killing of Sister Andrew Collins".
There are so many other things..
...to write about and if I had a blog which I don't as it would be very dull, previous employers, colleagues and future employers would not be on there.
It's like Andrew Collins sees himself as the man on the inside, friend of the listeners. Allowing a debate about how rubbish or not George Lamb is on his own website when the same person hired him as well as George isn't a good idea.
Then I'm to blame apparently for making his life difficult on the subs bench when I have only reflected back what he has written and said.
Troll
I think that some of the people I work with are rubbish, doesn't stop me working there
The sooner the 6Music MB is re-opened and you can post this crap on there the better.
Ian
...if I had a blog which I don't...
You should get one. For so many reasons.
Bor-ing.......
(Not Lee, it's just the way it landed.....)
Clearly..
The original poster is a WUM - and a tiresome one at that.
Watch those comments rack up...
I've done it, many of us have; all grist to the mill. The OP just has to light the fuse and retire. It's a skill, and this one knows exactly how to do it, and how to fan the flames occasionally. He loves it!
Nicely put Lee!
Way better than my mealy mouthed attempt...
His Dad...
..was good in Triangle.
That would be
Kate O'Mara's Triangle?
(Just when you thought it wasn't possible to lower the tone further ...)
May I just say...
...that Andrew Collins would receive more goodwill from folk on here if he 'joined in' on blog posts that weren't only about him (or started by Word staff).
And no-one on here listens to George Lamb anyway.
I tried to listen to his show this morning...
... but the BBC player wouldn't let me listen to 6Music. I could get all the others - but not that. Was this some sort of Microsoft quality control issue?
Anyway, got connected - only to find he's been subbed by Bobby Friction. Thought I'd better try and listen to at least some of his show to find out if he is worthy of such vitriol.
Come on!
I quote: "It's like Andrew Collins sees himself as the man on the inside, friend of the listeners. Allowing a debate about how rubbish or not George Lamb is on his own website when the same person hired him as well as George isn't a good idea."
I am man on the inside, by definition of my job, and I also consider myself a friend of the listeners, in that I'm not an enemy of the listeners, and many people who comment on my blog used to listen to my show, when I had one, on 6 Music, so there is a certain affinity there, built up over five years. Sue me for that.
What's wrong with "allowing a debate"? I'm always very candid about why I can't always weigh into such a debate: I am a self-employed small businessman; some of my clients are the BBC. Even though I am no longer contracted by 6 Music, and haven't been since March 2007, I left there on good terms, and was at least initially invited back to "dep" (my first, post-contract dep was for George Lamb when he was in the evenings and offended nobody).
Due to various changes in management, I had rather assumed that I'd fallen off the end of the subs' bench. Fair enough. These things happen. People fall in and out of fashion. However, I was delighted to be asked back, and I'm looking forward to doing my three shows over the next week and a bit. Again, sue me.
You say: "Then I'm to blame apparently for making his life difficult on the subs bench when I have only reflected back what he has written and said."
You started a thread - and apparently set up a new account in order to do so - using great big photos of me and George Lamb and helpfully referring people to a remark I made in the context of a comedy podcast, which exists in the public domain, in full, but has had that one 37-second quote snipped out on YouTube by one of the anti-Lamb army. Nice work, Sherlock, as they say.
So, yes, I do blame you for trying to make my life difficult. I clearly offend you, and I'm tempted to apologise for that as I don't set out to offend (except, clearly, when I write about squirrels), but I still don't really know what it is that I've done that's so terrible.
I don't really know what to add, other than an apology to anybody here who probably wishes less threads were devoted to me. I don't start them. And I rarely finish them!
Mystified
by this recurring AC-related hoo-ha. You have my sympathies. Welcome to wherediditallgowrong?.com - acutally that would be a good name for this blog for other reasons.
It was an absolutely fuckin hilarious 37 seconds though...
...wasn't it?
There's something about a self-employed small businessman
who wants to keep the BBC as a client but wishes to comment upon that client as he pleases that reminds me of "The Lion and Albert". Is it wise? Still, so far so good.
funny podcast badly chosen words.
Andrew you should no by now the lamb hater,s will jump on the band waggon.
Sod this for a lark
What's your view on the duck house?
I used to own a couple of drakes....
..and all they did all day was quack, shit and forcibly bum one another.
Do you mind!
That's no way to talk about 6 Music jocks. Keeerrrrrr...ching!
We already know
Andrew's attitude towards ducks and that sort of preversion has no place on a family website.
I look forward to Andrew's show with Herrin in tow and see if Rich does any secret swearing or relates his oedipal feelings and his mum, who looks like Bobby Robson.
I don't understand the
I don't understand the furore that Andrew Collins seems to generate on this forum, this is the second or third row in as many months.
He's basically becoming a human BBC controversy magnate.
It has happened
A man filled in for another man on a digital radio station. The world did not end.
but...
it could have been sued under the misleading something or other act for its lack of Gothness, it was a regular show with two old goths having a chat by squawkbox, a scary sounding Whitby Steampunk type and a handful of old Goth 7"ers
Not Gothic and far from special.
I used to like you too AC
Be realistic, James Blast
Over a three-hour show, we interviewed Wayne Hussey and Julianne Regan, and a Goth schoolteacher from Hounslow (part of a wider attempt to interview actual Goths and not take the piss out of them), and I got to play the March Violets, Fields Of The Nephilim, Death Cult, the Sisters etc., none of which you'd hear on a "regular show". Did you really expect the entire programme to be wall-to-wall Goth music? The day was Goth-"themed", and there's no way 6 Music are going to risk frightening non-Goth-inclined listeners away, is there?
I used to like me too.
3 hours of goth
would be too much for these ears to bear.
silly old me
I did expect it to be wall to wall goth sounds
let's make up and be friendly
Make up
I never did wear makeup. Not even in 1984.
hairspray
that's as far as I went and no piercings or tattoos, to this very day
I got bored.............
after the first few posts, so didn't read the rest.
I don't really listen to 6 music and I'm, frankly, amazed it can conjure up this amount of feeling.
However, I'm just wondering if anyone has made up a good "Lamb to the slaughter" pun about any potential future fisticuffs?
I love a good pun, me.
Lamb is unlistenable
I can't listen to 6Music when George Lamb is on. I'd rather listen to Ken Bruce.
A certain song
by The Feeling springs to mind.